My male ticket is eating dirt every day

Sun God is very distressed recently, because he found that he divides the male gods in the God Realm into two categories: straight and curvy.But his younger brother was completely unaware of this division.He went to Yueshen's house every day to eat, drink and sleep on the bed, and hugged and kissed at night, like brown sugar for hundreds of years, but he couldn't make the other party realize that his brother was a crook.

Sun God was very angry. He was bearded and sloppy all day long, and his clothes were not neatly dressed. He asked his younger brother to tie his robe, shave his beard and pick up his shoes. The weird idea of ​​"married life".When Luna was dressing him, occasionally a few dull hairs would rub against his chin. At this time, Sun God always consoled him: Look at how kind he is to me!At least there will never be another god closer than I am to him.

It's pretty beautiful when you think about it.

After hundreds of years, this kind of sensible younger brother taking care of the third-class disabled and stupid elder brother has finally come to an end.

One day, Rishen was invited to play chess by Jumang next door, and he was not together for a long time.When Sun God finished those games of chess and then went to make brown sugar, he found that his younger brother had picked up a dying gray-haired rabbit in an unknown corner.This rabbit perfectly inspired Luna's hidden fluff-controlling attributes. Luna guarded her all afternoon and refused his brother's request to share the bed: "She is injured, and I will guard her through the dangerous period tonight, brother you Go to sleep by yourself."

The Sun God didn't care, it was just a gadget with an undeveloped mind.He thought happily: I didn't expect my cold brother to be so caring, my God, how can he be so perfect!

The Sun God, who had a special meeting with each other, pretended to be very concerned about the rabbit and stayed with him all night.The younger brother is guarding the rabbit, and he is guarding his younger brother without blinking. The small space is filled with small pink bubbles, and the sun god is almost drunk to death in this wonderful illusion of "a family of three enjoying themselves together". .

This rabbit is very tenacious, and it is alive and kicking after staying in the freshly baked excrement shoveler's house for a week.And she is smarter than ordinary pets, so smart that she can tell which one is the real shit shoveler and which is the rice worm based on the relationship between the sun and the moon, and can accurately distinguish them by the subtle difference in the smell of the two.

She only gets close to the shit-shoveling officer, and whenever she has a chance, she climbs onto Luna's lap and rubs her fluffy fur against him, making Luna want nothing more.Shit shovel officer's brother, what is that?Can I eat it?

The rabbit also taught itself one hundred and eight moves in an attempt to drive away the guy who came to compete for favor, such as the god of heaven "咖咖咖" spit grass, pointed his tail at him to express his dislike, and occupied his master at night. Put outsiders to bed.In terms of quickly detecting the opponent's bad intentions, Luna's rabbit is much better than its master.

The sun god gave her some color to see, grabbed her ears and locked her in the small cage made in advance.In order to achieve the effect of deterrence, she was deliberately hidden in a dark cave.Moon God went looking for it in person, didn't say anything, but kept the two Buddhas apart consciously, and didn't show too close to any of them.

Now no one could climb into his bed again.In the first round, both sides suffered losses.

Such a violent temper of the Sun God is absolutely unbearable to compete with pets.He shut down Luna the first time without getting angry, and within a few days he shut down the second time. This time he successfully reaped the achievement chapter of "being kicked out of the house by his brother's severe scolding", which is really lamentable.

He was used to it by his younger brother, and it was the first time he suffered such a blow that his entire god would collapse.He stayed alone in the Sun God Temple, thinking "Forget it, it's just a rabbit, it's not worth arguing about her and my brother." He said "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-” because of pet rabbit!” It has been recorded hundreds of times, and it is a long epic when it is photographed.

Generally speaking, the Sun God at this time has no sense of crisis, and his understanding of this matter is still at the superficial level of "the young couple's different ways of educating the naughty children erupted into marital conflicts".He didn't notice that he was the one who was kicked out of the house.

He is always overly optimistic, and being with his younger brother for thousands of years makes him full of fantasies about the endless years to come. He always feels that they will live together for a long time, and only each other can accompany them to the end.

Jumang next door even picked the day when he was driven home and ran over to confess his love, but the Sun God reservedly refused.His goal is to be a domineering and loyal dog wife slave Gong.Their domineering wives and slaves all want to wipe out their crushes before Xiaoshou notices their rivals. This is the basic quality of being good at attacking.

Sure enough, they reconciled again, and they reconciled as before without any reason.

Of course, the rabbit will not be a rabbit after a long time, she has become a moon rabbit who can change form, speak and talk.

The pets you raise become gods!This excites the otaku even more than becoming fine.It is the dream of almost every otaku to turn a pet into a cute girl.No matter how cold and cold Luna is, he is also an otaku in essence. What he is holding in his hand is not the script of the fake straight man with a green hook, who owes him to wake up Xiaoshou, but the script of ordinary nurturing novels.

Whether it is the status of a god or the shape of a fluffy bunny, the Moon Rabbit accurately hits the cute spot of the Moon God, and the blood tank has to be emptied for her.

It's even more unfortunate that Moon Rabbit still has a fledgling plot. The Moon God rescued her and gave her food and shelter. The image is simply not too majestic.She doesn't think about anything after becoming a god, the first thing is to conquer the otaku master.She is enthusiastic, straightforward, beautiful, and hearty, and she is unabashed when she shows her love. Compared with the sun god who is looking forward and backward, she is more in the way of the rough nerve moon god.After all, Luna's understanding of the subtext was short-circuited, and he had to react for a long time when Gong Gong wanted to ask him for a snake.

Hey, otaku, no need for a wife, how about I come to be your daughter-in-law?

Hey, brother, I'm not used to sleeping alone, let's sleep together, shall we?

No matter how you look at it, the former is more like a courtship signal, and the latter is some garbled characters, automatically blocked!

A male god like Luna who uses coldness to cover up his clumsiness and unsociable personality is easy to catch, just confess directly.Let him know what you want, and when he says yes, he means yes.This kind of simple-minded male god is also very single-minded, once he makes a promise, he will never go back on it.

Luna shyly pulled the petrified

My brother asked him what taboos he had for the wedding ceremony.As soon as the lips touched and parted, one thunderbolt after another blasted his poor brother into charcoal, and the sun god left without saying a word.

In the evening, Luna told the freshly baked little wife that he would let his brother, whose current status was probably similar to a human mother-in-law.

"My brother must not be used to having one more member in the family. He thought you were redundant when you were a rabbit, not to mention you are his sister-in-law now." Luna shyly leaned her head on his wife's shoulder. He was the first time a big girl got on the sedan chair, and he acted very girlishly, "For my sake, don't bother with him for his petty behavior."

While talking, he still shakes Moon Rabbit's arm, and he doesn't know who is the husband and who is the wife.

Moon Rabbit didn't say much, and responded very submissively.

"My brother is really childish. He can't even put on his clothes neatly. He can't do without me." Luna happily rolled from his wife's shoulders to her knees, just like his brother, like a child.Mostly in front of the gods they like, they are so unrestrained and childish that it is ridiculous.

"You don't have to worry about him giving you bad looks all the time." Luna looked at his wife with water marks in his eyes, which were extraordinarily bright. Subdue first."

Moon Rabbit saw him so stupid, it was rare for her to have a trace of sympathy for her love rival, she cupped Moon God's forehead and stuck it devoutly: "If there is any disagreement between us in the future, I will first give in to you. "

You are the one who is loved, you don't have to do or think about anything, the one who loves you will prostrate to you.

you are God.