My male ticket is eating dirt every day

A Diary of a Water God's Family:

Gong Gong was woken up by the sound of "hissing" early in the morning. He squinted his eyes and rolled three times on his big hibiscus wood bed, and flicked the new bed that Bai Fang made for him contentedly. .

The slave owner specified that he would use the double hibiscus tree under Jumang's feet as a bed. In order to get a piece of hibiscus tree, his slave had to cut down one of the two hibiscus trees, which also made Jumang taste the grief of losing paradise.Bai Fang was ranked No.1 on the bird god hatred list, and his nondescript first love with Jumang was forced to end.

The Lord Water God, who is narrow-minded about bad marriages, didn't blame himself at all. He was so happy that he wanted to fuck off and kiss him when he saw his new bed.

"Water God, are you awake?" A gentle female voice came from outside the room, accompanied by a distinct "hissing" sound.Gonggong impatiently received one of his many defeats - Nuwa.

Nvwa stuck out her forked tongue to offer food to Gonggong as protection money, and put forward some opinions on how to create a more suitable living environment for human beings.

"My lord, you have neglected the management of many big rivers recently, and many river basins are flooded. My children are almost unable to survive."

Thousands of years ago, on a whim, Nuwa imitated the appearance favored by the gods and made many creatures called "humans" out of soil.There were only a few hundred people at the beginning, but after a few decades they died away without anyone noticing.But who is Nuwa?A goddess in charge of breeding and hobbies.With her help, creatures like humans have multiplied from generation to generation, spreading across every corner of this land.

The water god doesn't like humans very much. In his eyes, all other creatures except gods can be classified as "food".The first time he saw a human being, he grabbed one out of curiosity, and before he even started cooking, Nuwa cried and made trouble and they ate him as food.

Why?If you are a god playing a nurturing game, you need other gods to cooperate with you.

How good it is to make a rabbit or a duck, and it's delicious and crispy when roasted, and you can eat it however you want.

The public worker crossed his legs: "Nuwa, floods have always existed since the beginning of the world, and the loss of water and fire is the natural way of heaven."

"But people were drowned in the flood."

"You go and find out which god was drowned by the flood, and which god was burned to ashes by the forest fire. Spontaneous water and fire are only afraid of those ignorant food, and diverting the flood is not to harm other species. How do you Are human beings more noble than other animals?"

Nvwa fought Gonggong with her tongue, and rushed.

The benevolent Nuwa was blown away, and Gong Gong's family of three sat at the dining table having breakfast, and Bai Fang was basking in the sun on the roof.

The two cats each had a fish in their mouths, and the soup was splashing.

White Fang spread out comfortably into a long snake, the tip of its tail dangling carelessly from the roof.He rolled happily on the roof, and the white belly and dark green back on the hanging tail alternately rolled over in front of the grandparents and grandchildren, and from time to time rolled up a tile or two for the two cats to lick their mouths and grind their teeth. Xihu" is accompanied by the sound of eating.

The morning at Gonggong’s house is very lively, full of the harmony and tranquility of a family of four with three generations living under the same roof.

If life is sloppy, God will change.

Gonggong has been playing "Oh, go and have a fight with Houtu to prove that you love me" for many years to develop a harem game. Recently, this game has a version [-]. "Look, my favorite is Ye Ming, aren't you angry? Don't you like taste? Come on baby, let's fight with Ye Ming for favor!"

Gonggong pulled Ye Ming's food bowl over, and the little black cat buried its fist-big head in the middle of the little fish while protesting against Lao Busha's grabbing his grandson's job while stepping on his short legs. Sit on Gong Gong's lap.

"Ye Ming is the most clever cat in the world. Look at the color of the coat and the golden pupils. It's so beautiful." Gong Gong lovingly scratched Ye Ming's head with three fingers, until Ye Ming's tail was raised proudly and fluffy. The tip of its tail twitched slightly.Gong Gong held the kitten's forelegs with his arm, and personally caught a fish to feed him. The grandpa and grandson were laughing non-stop at the dinner table.

Gonggong peeked out of the window from time to time, watching the tail turn from five times a minute to once a minute.In the past 1 minutes just now, the tail was hanging weakly under the eaves, without even a single flip.

Ye Ming didn't know that most of his grandpa's attention was on the big snake on Rooftop Mountain, meowing and rolling over Gonggong's feet, while chopping vegetables and melons to prepare a cow in the yard for lunch. Thinly sliced, breasts raised proudly.

"Great ability," Gong Gong praised, "You are much stronger than Bai Fang and your father."

"Meow meow meow meow! (I will become the most powerful god when I grow up, and all the gods in the world will call you grandpa grandpa!)"

"Ye Ming is amazing, he must be the god of all gods in the future, grandpa is waiting for this day."

Houtu: Dad, please don’t contribute to unhealthy trends. Isn’t it good to be a god honestly?There are two secondary illnesses in the family, and this life is really difficult.

The three grandparents went out for a stroll after breakfast, and Gong Gong held Ye Ming in his arms.Taking advantage of the gap when Gong Gong passed under his tail, Bai Fang quietly hooked the tip of his tail to the back of Gong Gong's neck: I am your baby too, take me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, I's, me, me, I's me, I am also your baby, I am also your baby, I am also your baby!

Gonggong supported his grandson's head to let him look ahead, and reached behind his neck with one hand and coldly flicked off Bai Fang's little tail.

Houtu lazily watched at Gonggong's feet as his ignorant son climbed up to the dark green snake tail following Gonggong's dark eyes.He especially wanted to growl: "Son, don't follow Dad's old ways, do you think your grandpa really values ​​you the most? Too young too simple. He's just making fun of you!"

Gonggong cast a threatening look at Houtu who had seen through his tricks, and rushed to protect Houtu who was helpless to protect himself.

In the afternoon, the two cats stayed at home to catch up on sleep, while White Fang went out to look for food.

He is already a big snake that can stand on his own, and he no longer needs to ask Gonggong to take him out and act as a bodyguard to knock those mountain gods unconscious for him!Now as long as he avoids very few mountain tops, he can eat whatever he wants with his belly open.At the peak of his appetite, he could eat nine mountains in one go, filling every mouth.

He climbed across thousands of mountains and great rivers, and there was no land left wherever he went.With him as the center of the circle, all kinds of strange mountain gods huddled together in panic.

"The snake from Water God's family came out to eat dirt again, everyone run!", "I was forced to move three times by him, why is he so lingering!", "This is not good, he will eat it like this sooner or later. All the mountains have been emptied, and this disaster cannot be left behind."

Bai Fang's interest in eating soil was disturbed by the group of chattering mountain gods, he swallowed this mouthful and he was not in a hurry to eat again, all nine heads roared at the sky together.In a short while, the flood mixed with mud swept across the land, and most of the mountain gods could not dodge in time and were poured into mud cows, mud birds, mud sheep, and mud snakes.

That's right, it's the same root, so there's no reason why it's too urgent. What Bai Fang launched was an indiscriminate attack, and the possibility of the snake god being victimized cannot be ruled out.

The gods shook off the mud from their bodies, and resentfully went to find other hills to settle down.Bai Fang flamboyantly wandered in the mud and turned himself into a big flower snake. When he returned home, he was scolded by Gonggong Yitong.It took Gonggong half an hour to wash him until he smelled delicious, holding his white teeth with disgust on his face, trying to wrap him around the bedside.

"Okay, let's start telling bedtime stories." Gonggong closed his precious eyes, and didn't say anything about the fact that he cleaned up a group of mountain gods who were lucky enough to sue today so that even his parents couldn't recognize them.

A diary summary of the Gonggong family: Except for Houtu, there is no normal god in this family, and every one of them is a cancer of the gods.