My male ticket is eating dirt every day

The National Figure Skating Championship is one of the best figure skating events in China. It is held once every winter and hosted by several northern provinces in turn.The venue for this tournament is the Ice Training Center in J Province.

Mo Yu and Guan Qing sat obediently in the last two seats of the bus, looking at the members of the national team in front of them like meerkats from time to time.They stayed in the training center for two months, and they could see regular players every day, but this was the first time they had seen such a grand occasion of all members dispatching.The members of the national team are all like this. They are usually scattered in different training venues to practice their own skills, and they are integrated and dispatched as a group when it comes to major competitions.

Sitting in front of them was a group of pair skaters. The two of them cuddled together and had a whisper. It was probably an adult topic like retiring in two years, taking care of your body and having a baby.The quails were stuffed with dog food, and they turned their heads away in despair.

On the right is a slender women's singles player. She wants to chat with her teammates about the match of makeup and clothing, and accidentally touches the sad memories of her teammates. The teammate repeatedly complained that the skirt she chose for the last match was too short, which made her lose everything.The divergence of this topic is too strong, and then the teachers and sisters are unrestrained to fight each other's connotations, and the color of the topic rushes all the way to the eighth letter without turning back.The quails all turned their faces out of the window in order not to impress the seniors as idiots.

The profiles of the two men's singles players in the front right are reflected on the window. They are the two players who have been training in the field for many years.The brothers looked at each other with disgust and turned the back of their heads to each other. One looked in the mirror and the other played with the mobile phone. There was no conversation during the whole process.Before getting out of the car, the two commented on each other as "dead narcissus" and "dead wood", and walked into the hotel booked by the team side by side with bad faces and picked the same room.Before entering the door, Senior Brother Narcissus kicked Senior Brother Mu Mu back half a meter, and the door closed with a bang, leaving him on the outside wall.

The team members happily shunted past the wood, as if around a tree, and no one invited him to sit in their room.

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Mo Yu and Guan Qing usually see brothers and sisters who are working hard in training, but they never expected that their painting style would be so strange after leaving their ice surface.Both fell on the bed and hesitated to speak.

"Moyu..."

"I know what you're going to say, I also heard the sound of the broken dream."

"Should we invite senior brother to come in and sit down... Do you think you will offend the other just because of this? I don't think the others seem to care about it."

"Too cold-blooded!" The ignorant and hot-blooded Mo Yue boy jumped up from the bed, and ran over to invite his senior brother in.

Guan Qing waited for a long time but didn't see any movement from him, so he slipped to the door and put his head on Mo Yu's to look out.In the next second, two heads were stacked together in the crack of the door and petrified: Brother Narcissus opened the door again at some point, holding a long squid filament in his hand to catch Brother Wood.

That’s right, it’s “fishing”. Senior Brother Mu squatted at the door with the back of his hand and hopped and hopped to reach the end of the beard. If he couldn’t reach it, he didn’t stand up. He squatted outside the door with a wooden face and continued to dance. He was very game-oriented. !

What kind of PLAY do I do every day!Two boys who had never seen the world peeked through the crack of the door intently.

Brother Mu Mu was diligent and hardworking, sticking to the lofty contract spirit of never entering the room without hesitation. After half a minute, Narcissus finally lowered his noble eyes and made an exception and fed him a shredded squid.

"Don't be angry with me again," Narcissus took out a shredded squid and put it in his mouth, leaning down to the wood, his eyes and brows were full of complacency.The two exchanged a sweet kiss with the squid in their mouths. After eating the narcissus and the squid, Mu Mu didn't hold onto the narcissus by the waist and carried it on his shoulders without saying a word, and slammed the door with his foot.

Mo Yu and Guan Qing climbed into bed with complicated moods to catch up on sleep.In the middle of the night, Guan Qing was awakened by a burst of sleep talking.

"Bai Fang came to eat a squid...Why do you only eat dirt and not fish? Change it, last time you challenged Zhong Shan to a duel with me all night long, you know! From now on, you are not allowed to eat dirt but only fish ...Hey, come here and grab it... Hey, don't run away, get another one, sit on my lap and eat..."

Guan Qing had a picture in his mind, and he spent half an hour listening to the whole script of "a bully surnamed Mo molests a good woman surnamed Bai" with great interest.This script is not only rich in plot and full of emotions, but also contains fantasy and supernatural plots, and even the names of the supporting roles are complete.He lamented that Mo Yu was quite imaginative, and recited his lines twice in high spirits, preparing to retell them to him the next day.

When I woke up the next day, I remembered a candle dragon.

Mo Yu listened to the adapted version of "Dream Holding Candle Dragon on His Lap and Eating Squid", and felt that his cultural level was not enough for him to understand words like "Candle Dragon".

Full of curiosity, he went to Baidu Zhulong, and was ugly by the beast with a human face and a snake body: "He is so ugly! So ugly! The racial gap is so big! Should I hug him? Is there something wrong with his brain!"

Guan Qing hid behind Fang Buhuo and made a face at him.

The men's singles competition is scheduled for the first day.

Mo Yu and Guan Qing both advanced to the free skating through the consideration of the short program.

The theme of Mo Yu's free skating choreography is: The Little Prince.

Fang Buhuo choreographed the moves for him more than a month in advance.At that time, Coach Fang gestured with one hand on the top of Mo Yu's head, which happened to reach Guan Qing's nose.Comparing Guan Qing's rugged appearance with Mo Yu's delicate features and a little bit of baby fat face, he immediately remembered a petite host on a children's program who was loved by children.He rested his chin in one hand: "Brother like a scarab... Xiaoyu, try to interpret a fairy tale, you are like a little prince who came out of a fairy tale."

The little prince left the planet and left his rose to travel in space.

Wearing a wheat-colored scarf, Mo Yu slid lightly across two shallow arcs and meandered past the judges.The grass-green costume was loosely placed on his petite torso, and the cuffs were dotted with dark red stripes.The cuff of the left hand outlines rose petals with fine lines, and the cuff of the right hand is inconspicuous nine fox tails. The □□ barbed dark green embroidery extends from the bottom of the trousers to the waist, and one embroidery sprouts buds along the back and on the shoulders.The little prince was completely trapped by his rose.

Moyu slid a certain distance, threw the obstructing scarf into the air, and successfully completed the most difficult type of triple axel jump - the Axel triple axel.

Fang Buhuo took a sip of water from the water glass and let out a long breath.

"S, T, the quadruple jump must be smooth, these two jump out, jump out, jump out, jump out."

Moyu is interspersed with a joint rotation, followed by the heavy [-]S.He jumped with his left foot, his right foot was slightly off the ice, his legs were crossed and spun in the air, and there was a lot of noise from the auditorium.Moments later his right foot hit the ice.

"The axis is crooked!" Fang Buhuo clapped his palms angrily, watching helplessly as Mo Yu touched the ice with one hand to assist in completing the quadruple jump.

"Isn't it still jumping out, he skates so well." A lazy male voice came from behind him, "Don't explain, just watch quietly."

The coach seats and the audience seats are separated, where does this sound come from!Fang Buhuo suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, and couldn't help but turn around to find out.

Seeing him turn around, Bai Fang showed the coach an obedient and obedient smile: "The view here is good, don't you mind." After finishing speaking, he opened the imperceptible quilt on the coach's bench and stuffed a rose into it. .

How could I have such a wild man dare to put roses in my apprentice's backpack!My apprentice was only 16 years old, and someone beat him up!

It is enough to have a pair of homosexuals in the team who are both tidy and greasy, have a little fun and show affection, and a pair of homosexuals can do as much damage to a single dog as a couple in a row.Fang's single dog hates homosexuals deeply, and as a teacher, he must help him pinch off this rotten peach blossom.

Fang Buhuo grabbed Bai Fang's wrist to prevent him from putting the rose into the backpack, and was surprised to find that the man's wrist was cold, without any warmth from his body.

Lao Fang is completely Spartan.It must be an illusion This must be an illusion This must be an illusion

"I gave roses to the little prince, what's wrong?" Bai Fang easily broke away from Fang Buhuo, and quickly closed the zipper.

Fang Buhuo was still wandering.

"Look, it's time to jump to [-]T." Bai Fang kindly reminded him.

The two looked at the ice rink together in harmony, and saw Mo Yu complete the second quadruple jump, and there was a standing ovation from the audience.

At the end of the game, Mo Yu covered the ice skates with a shell and jumped towards Fang Buhuo's side, waiting for his praise with his chin raised.After waiting for a long time, the coach was still wandering, and Xiao Yu, who was hit hard, stared at the ranking on the big screen gloomily and explained dryly: "I'm a little nervous, I haven't stabilized."

"Little prince." Fang Buhuo took his bag and lifted it in front of him and pulled it away.

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"A man stuffed you with a rose."

The little fish happily picked out the rose: "This little trash, you can't last until I end up giving it to me..."

Fang Buhuo looked at his apprentice with a sad face, he couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and he obviously understood the man's identity, and he was hurt ten thousand points in his heart: a gay guy opened my pants chain!Ah no, there are gays robbing my apprentice!