stole a little zombie

"Fake?" There was no window in the dressing room, and a small light was not very bright. Bei Haoran turned his head sideways, and the shadow on the wall stretched for a long time, "You ginseng still understand ancient jade?"

Tang Xiaoxiao choked for a moment, and stirred her fingers behind her back: "What's the matter... Anyway, everyone is underground, I, I smell it!"

Bei Haoran took off his long robe and jacket, and the close-fitting cashmere sweater outlined a strong figure. He recalled, that jade egg, it seemed to have no smell?

"That old Dong... Grandpa lied to you, saying that piece of jade is some kind of decoration for pigeons to protect eggs. Hahaha..." Tang Xiaoxiaole rolled twice uncontrollably, "Actually, it's a fart plug, and corpses are used to stuff it. □□, block the nine orifices!"

"What? Isn't the jade material fake?" Bei Haoran was stunned for a moment. He originally thought that Tang Xiaoxiao's fake product meant that the jade material was fake, but he didn't expect that the origin was fake.You know, the prices of decorations and butt plugs are different.Among ancient jade players, it is not uncommon for them to play with shit plugs, but it is an unpopular branch with few people and a small market, so it is difficult to sell at a high price.If the jade material is average, that jade egg can only sell for four figures at most, and Zhao Kangsheng spent [-] yuan on a plate, which is definitely a loss.

Unexpectedly, that poor old man looks pitiful, but his heart is dark.Since he is so good at acting, why not join the showbiz to shine?

Thinking of this, Bei Haoran's eyebrows twitched, and the movement of putting on the coat stopped: "Don't tell me, the jade material is also fake!"

"Of course it's fake!" Tang Xiaoxiao found a new toy and played with the thread of the glove there. "That piece of jade smells stinky, and it also smells like blood. It's really unpleasant. Anyway , not the taste of authentic blood jade..."

Just hearing this, Bei Haoran understood.In Tang Xiaoxiao's broken thoughts, his memory floated back to the year when he was 12 years old. His grandfather, whose beard was not completely white, gave him a piece of jade Guanyin as a birthday present. During the banquet, his aunt said with half envy and envy. : "Dad, Xiao Ran is only 12 years old, so you will give him 10,000+ good things? When he gets married, what will you give him? A blood jade the size of a watermelon?"

Everyone took it as a joke, and grandpa was also very happy, saying: "Blood jade is unlucky, and there are many counterfeit ones. Let's not give that away! When Ranran gets married, I will make the decision. That's right!"

At the table, everyone had different thoughts.Only Bei Haoran asked a question afterwards, what happened to the fake blood jade?

Grandpa drank a little too much, and immediately got into a good conversation, telling everyone about ancient jade, and at the same time, he talked about six or seven ways to fake ancient jade.One of the blood-qin methods is used to fake blood jade, which is difficult to identify.As long as the fake jade is calcined in the fire to heat it up, then sewed cruelly under the skin of a live animal, and buried in the soil for a year or two, the jade can be stained with blood.This kind of jade is not called blood jade in the industry, but sheep jade, cow jade, and pig jade.There is another kind, mixing pig blood and loess, soaking it in a jar with jade, and burying it in a place. After a long time, not only can you get blood, but also stain the jade with loess rust, making it look like real ones.As for how to identify it, it depends on the eyesight of the collector.

Thinking of this, Bei Haoran couldn't help being a little stunned. Where did that Queqiao fairy end up?It has not been a few years, but he can't remember it, is it sold?Or was it robbed by those people to pay off the debt?Will he still be able to redeem it in the future?

"Brother Ran, are you alright?" There was a knock on the door, and Kong Shuangci urged from outside, "Hurry up, I hate waiting for people."

Come on, what's the use of thinking about this?As for Immortal Magpie Bridge, if he can have the confidence to refuse once, Bei Haoran will be satisfied.

He threw Tang Xiaoxiao, who was a scourge of wool, into his backpack, zipped it up, and walked out with a cold face.Miss Kong was a little dissatisfied with his old clothes today, so she suggested to buy clothes for him first: "Fang Xiaoru and her boyfriend are at the China World Trade Center, why don't you go skating today, I'll pick out some clothes for you, and dress up , let's have a foursome date."

Speaking of this, Kong Shuangci was quite excited.

Faced with Zhao Kangsheng's extremely ugly expression, Bei Haoran made a report first.

"Come back early!" Zhao Kangsheng took advantage of Kong Shuangci's inattention and threatened him in a low voice, "If you don't come back before three o'clock, I will tell the little boss, you encourage the eldest lady to take you out to play!"

Bei Haoran replied indifferently, almost making Zhao Kangsheng jump in anger.

This time, Kong Shuangci drove over by himself.Her car was a pink Maserati, and she handed the key to Bei Hao, and then she got into the co-pilot by herself.

"Go ahead, there are boys here, how can a girl drive by herself?" Kong Shuangci said coquettishly.

Ignite, start, Bei Haoran didn't say anything, but after getting on the main road, he suddenly said: "Shuangci, don't go to the business district, I heard that there is a sacrificial activity at the Temple of Earth today, it's similar to a temple fair, it's very lively. Or, would you accompany me to have a look?"

Kong Shuangci, who was touching up her makeup, raised her head, the surprise in her eyes was watery, as obvious as dilated pupils.For so many years, this was the first time that Bei Haoran expressed his opinion in front of her.

"Brother Ran..." She leaned over with a sigh of relief, "You don't want to go to Guomao, is there something you are hiding from me?"

"Sneeze!" In the quiet small space, there was a muffled sneeze sound suddenly.

Kong Shuangci immediately sat up straight, and cast his eyes here and there: "Brother Ran, did you hear any strange sounds?"

"Ah!" Bei Haoran sneezed contrivedly, and turned on the radio, "What? I didn't hear it."

The gentle voice of the radio host slowly came out from the speaker, Kong Shuangci frowned, let go of the doubts in his heart, and focused on the powder cake in his hand and the question just now: "Brother Ran, I know even if you don't tell me, you don't want to go to the World Trade Center , Is it because of low self-esteem?"

Bei Haoran was puzzled: "What did you say?"

Kong Shuangci added some fans to herself: "Brother, don't pretend. Fang Xiaoru's boyfriend is ABC who came back from the United States. He works for Maxson Company and earns more than 500 million a year. He is only 29 now, and there will be more in the future." Up, you—" Kong Shuangci was applying mascara, and looked at Bei Haoran who was driving, with an expression that seemed to roll his eyes properly, "Of course I feel inferior."

Bei Haoran wanted to sneer at first, but after thinking about it, it was like a guilty conscience after poking the center, so he didn't say a word and looked ahead.But a fire gradually suffocated in his heart, and the magnificent Magpie Bridge Immortal emerged purplely in the fire. Bei Haoran still remembered that someone once opened the treasure of the town shop to 2000 million...

"Actually, if you want me to say it, brother, you don't have to feel inferior at all." Kong Shuangci turned down the sun visor, opened the mirror and applied lip balm to herself. Her mouth was smeared like a mouth full of blood. "Fang Xiaoru's boyfriend is 29 years old. We are ten years older and old-fashioned. Besides, I was shocked when I combed my hair back that day. I told him directly, don’t comb it. Your hairline can be used in Qing palace dramas, hahahaha Haha..." Kong Shuangci thought he had told a joke that had just dawned on him, so he couldn't stop giggling, and almost poked his lip gloss on the handlebar of the car.

Bei Haoran listened with his left ear in and out of his right ear, and took a peek at the backpack thrown on the back seat, and found that something inside had obviously moved twice, and immediately coughed twice in warning.

Kong Shuangci finished laughing, and continued to chatter: "By the way, Fang Xiaoru's boyfriend is not self-aware, and always likes to tell outdated jokes, who can laugh? I really don't know, why did Fang Xiaoru ask him? Our group is not I have no money, and I am young, so it would be nice to find a few handsome young men to make me look good... Hmph, she is the only one who is pragmatic..."

Friendship between women is real plastic, when Kong Shuangci complained about her girlfriends, she had an excited expression, and her usual delicate mask was even taken off for a second or two, revealing the mean, calculating, and unlovable true face inside.Bei Haoran thought, maybe in the coffee shop of China World Trade Center, Fang Xiaoru, who has a delicate BOBO cut, is also crossing her legs, while stirring the coffee with a silver spoon in her hand, and talking bad things about Kong Shuangci to her boyfriend: "Kong Shuangci, that pretending B..."

Thinking of this, Bei Haoran couldn't help feeling better.

The car turned around under his control, and before Kong Shuangci's instructions on whether to go to Guomao or not, Bei Haoran stopped the car: "Here we are."

"Ah? Arrived? Where are you?" Kong Shuangci, who was talking about Fang Xiaoru's university failure, ate a screw and looked around, "This doesn't seem to be China World Trade Center!"

"This is the altar of the earth, didn't you object? I just drove the car here." Bei Haoran put on the handbrake, loosened the seat belt, got up and bent over, and hugged the backpack from behind. He vaguely heard A soft hum.

The little one lost his temper inside?

"Are you eating? I'll treat you to something delicious later." After getting off the car, Bei Haoran took the time to coax Tang Xiaoxiao, and walked to the right to open the door for Kong Shuangci.

Kong Shuangci's face was stinky, and he refused to come down: "But I didn't agree to come! Why did you drive my car here?"

Bei Haoran didn't speak, but looked down at her, thought for a while, and stretched out his other hand.

Seen from the bottom up, Bei Haoran's face looks more three-dimensional and thinner, the light blue stubble is connected into a neat shape at the chin, and the tips of his ears on the sideburns are blown red by the cold wind. The eyes were watching intently, and emotions were surging inside, but people couldn't guess what it was.

Kong Shuangci was angry for a while, but finally couldn't resist, reluctantly got out of the car, and warned casually: "Don't do this next time, don't think I will fall for you every time."

Just when she reached out to shake hands with Bei Haoran, Bei Haoran suddenly bent her elbow slightly and passed her arm up. The ambiguous hand holding suddenly turned into a less ambiguous arm.

Kong Shuangci was stunned for a second, and was about to get angry, but Bei Haoran smiled brightly: "Let's go, let those ordinary people see, today, the golden boy and the jade girl have descended to the world!"

It has to be said that Bei Haoran has grasped the temper of the eldest lady.

Showing off is the thing that pleases Kong Shuangci the most.

Only Tang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes in his backpack, these humans are really shameless!In front of him, a thousand-year-old zombie, how can he pretend to be a fairy?

The author has something to say:

The fart plug is a kind of Jiuqiao jade, which refers to 9 pieces of jade that block or cover the nine orifices of the deceased: 2 pieces of eye plugs, 2 pieces of nasal plugs, 2 pieces of ear plugs, 1 piece of mouth plugs, and 1 piece of mouth plugs. 1 piece, [-] piece of genital plug. (I found it on Baidu. If I write about antiques in the future, I think I may write very plainly, and it may be full of loopholes. If I knew it, I should have bought a reference book. Try to avoid talking about majors. When you grow up, focus on dating. Already...hahaha...)