stole a little zombie

"Passengers, please note that the flight to Cairo, Egypt will depart in 15 minutes..."

A gentle reminder came from the airport radio, the passenger line moved forward slowly, and the security inspectors checked methodically. Haoran and Tang Hanshu.

"Wait." The security inspector looked at the identity information on the display screen, his jaw dropped in shock, and he said in disbelief, "You...I'm sorry, I have to confirm that your body can adapt to this voyage, so... ..."

"Young man, take it easy. We can do it..." Bei Haoran glanced at Tang Hanshu and found that the other party was as helpless as himself, so he handed over the health certificate directly.

The 25-year-old young security inspector checked it carefully, and was still a little uncertain, suspecting that he might have missed some important steps.

"If we don't let us go, the plane will take off!" Tang Hanshu urged impatiently, "Will you compensate us for the air ticket and time?"

"This..." The security inspector didn't have the ability to be responsible, so he hurriedly returned the health certificate, and said in a daze, "Oh, that, you go there."

Bei Haoran gave him a friendly smile, and walked away with Tang Hanshu supporting each other.

The two walked slowly, and their figures were slightly stiff.However, thinking of the age information displayed on the screen just now, 130 and 150 years old, the security inspector couldn't help but be speechless.Although with the development of science and technology, the average life expectancy of human beings has been greatly extended, but it is basically a miracle that people can travel abroad at such an age. Who would dare to say that two old people walk slowly?

Little did they know that the two old men, whom the young man regarded as a miracle, were complaining angrily.

"Do I have to bend over to walk? Grandma, my back hurts!"

"Okay, father-in-law, just go to Cairo. Be careful with your old age makeup, it's starting to fade."

"Ah? Really? Which side? Will you help me go to the toilet to fix my makeup later?"

"... Forget it, pretend I didn't say it."

Bei Haoran was speechless, and changed the backpack to his chest. Under his palm, something moved slightly. Bei Haoran patted him reassuringly, telling him not to worry.

Amidst the humming roar, the plane took off. When Bei Haoran was still a human being, it took eleven hours at the fastest to fly from Lucheng to Cairo. However, now, the aircraft using new energy has shortened the flight distance to two hours.Basically, you will arrive at your destination in a blink of an eye.

Regarding this, Bei Haoran couldn't help sighing: "Now, it's really a global village."

When a backpacker couple passing by heard this, they couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing. They thought Bei Haoran was hard of hearing, and complained super loudly: "Hahahaha, global village? Only old people appear in this kind of nouns in history books. I can tell..."

Bei Haoran's white face, which was painted with foundation, immediately turned black.

"Go!" He pulled Tang Hanshu over, gritted his teeth and said, "Go to the bathroom!"

The two of them didn't bother to hide it anymore. They dragged their luggage, took bigger and bigger steps, and straightened their waists. They got into the unmanned disabled toilet while no one was there.With a splash of makeup remover, the two took off their beard and wigs, and wiped them carelessly with facial cleansing cotton.The two octogenarians instantly turned into handsome young men.At first glance, it seems that there is only a ten-year difference in age.

After tidying themselves up, the two of them opened the luggage bag, revealing three bat heads in the bag, poking their heads, circled around the small space, and landed as adults.

"Oh, it's killing me." When Tang Dada was a design master, where did he experience this kind of flying experience? He always flew first class when he went out.

"Xiao Xiao, how do you feel? Are you really depressed?" Bei Haoran was very concerned, with tenderness in his eyes.

"Honey, you're suffering. Come on, let me fan you. Take a breath of fresh air." Tang Hanshu leaned over and fanned his hands like cattail fans.

Tang Dada, who no one cares about: "..."

Dry!I also want to find someone to chat with, is there no human right to bully a single dog?

"Fan a woolen fan? This is the toilet! What do you want me to smell? Fresh air? Is it shit?" Claudia looked disgusted, feeling that her husband really wouldn't hurt anyone, and angrily opened the toilet door. Stepped out.

Standing in a row outside the toilet, the men who were draining the water were taken aback.

Tang Hanshu chased after him, followed by Tang Xiaoxiao and Bei Haoran, each carrying a bag, and walked out slowly.Everyone was dumbfounded. At first they thought it was a man and a woman doing something shameful inside, but why did two men come out again?

Someone curiously turned over to look around, wanting to see if there was any "criminal" evidence left, but happened to bump into Tang Dada taking out a bird to release water——

"Damn it! Smelly rascal!" Tang Da was shocked, cursing while suppressing the urge to urinate.

The one being scolded was a foreigner. Although he didn't understand, he was also forced by Tang Da's aura, so he blushed and ran away.

Why is there a fifth person inside?This matter, he may never figure it out.

After finishing the solution with a grim expression, Tang Da found his parents and brothers at the gate of the airport, and said unhappily, "I hate Cairo, and I don't want to settle here."

The sun in Egypt is indeed a bit big.Claudia sprayed sunscreen wildly on her body, opened the umbrella, and said angrily, "If you don't come here, where do you want to go? My hometown is gone, can you not leave home?"

"Hmph! Those stinky things!" Thinking of that incident, Tang Da's complexion became even worse.

Just last month, human claws finally extended to this "deep mountain and old forest" in the west. Regardless of the shortcomings such as high altitude, many mountains and mountains, and danger in the wild, they insisted on developing it and building some kind of breeding base.In the end, the detection instrument was so deadly that it found an abnormal cavity in the ground. Humans are more curious than cats. In order not to expose it, the Tang family and the married son-in-law had no choice but to pack up and run away, not even taking the skeleton boys with them.

The previous identity information is still there, but it has never been updated. When there were few people, everyone used some inhuman means to coerce the civil servants to update the information, and they also got the passports by the way.

Bei Haoran was unwilling to come abroad at first, but the murderous consequences left by Claudia and Tang Hanshu have not dissipated, and these timid guys are unwilling to stay in China.It's also called a "strategic transfer"... It costs money to go out.Bei Haoran put on old age makeup, went to the bank to try his luck, and found that his bank account was still useful, and the deposits in it had increased a lot. In addition to the annual interest, it seemed that someone made a deposit every year .The number is not too large, but it has been insisting.

The grievances and hatreds of the past have long since disappeared under the power of time.

The generation of the Kong family is long gone, and Bei Haoran is not so stingy enough to trouble their descendants. Kong Shuangci will never give him money. After thinking about it, Zhuang Yijing is the only one.

Bei Haoran also sighed slightly, a little puzzled.Strictly speaking, the friendship between Zhuang Yijing and his friend was also brought by Tang Xiaoxiao, and it was only for one semester.According to the Tang family, she not only followed them to save herself, but also "returned to visit" on time in the early years, looking for many ways to wake up Tang Xiaoxiao and him, but none of them worked.

Besides, now that she found out that she had left such a large "inheritance" to herself, Bei Haoran was really sad.He asked himself, if it was himself, he might not be able to do this, and it was because of this that this friendship was even more precious.

So, the day before going abroad, Bei Haoran and Tang Xiaoxiao went to the mountains to visit their old friends and presented a bouquet of her favorite jasmine flowers.

"Hey... where is the person you contacted?" Tang Dada narrowed his eyes and looked a little impatiently, interrupting Bei Haoran's thoughts.

Bei Haoran just wanted to reply, you fucking won't wait a while?I saw a small man running down from the minivan that had just stopped, and waved at them while running.

"Is it Mr. Bei Haoran's relatives and friends group? Huh...huh... Sorry, there is a delay, where is the old man?" The little man apologized.

Mr. Bei Haoran?

Tang Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and smiled, glanced at Bei Haoran whose complexion had turned black, and explained: "You are our tour guide Brother Kang, right? My grandfather is not feeling well. He didn't take the flight, so we are the only ones."

"That's the way, that's the way, I hope the old man will recover soon." Brother Kang breathed a sigh of relief. He thought he was going to receive an old man who was about to enter the soil, and he was afraid that there would be some accidents. He would be responsible at that time. Hearing that he didn't come, he really missed it. Amitabha, "However, the money cannot be refunded..." He thought of this again, and reminded, for fear that the family would argue with him.

"No refund, no refund, the travel agency told us at the beginning." Tang Xiaoxiao said indifferently, "Where are the other members? Just us?"

If there are only a few of them, it will be difficult to act.

"Where is it! They're on the bus ahead." Brother Kang was a little embarrassed, and smiled twice, "I accidentally dropped you off."

"It doesn't matter," Claudia said magnanimously. It was a hint she had given on the phone, and it would be strange if she didn't drop it.

When a group of people got into the van, Brother Kang came to check the documents as expected.

Bei Haoran handed over the passport and said, "Brother Kang, look at my eyes, are they invisible?"

Brother Kang took the certificate, and when he raised his eyes, he was fascinated by the flowing silver light in those eyes, and stumbled, ummmmm...

Others blocked the driver's view.

"Brother Kang, I'm only 22 years old. This is my wife, this is my father-in-law, and the one with the big head is my brother-in-law. You have read all the documents, right?" Bei Haoran said coaxingly.

Brother Kang nodded twice, and handed back the certificate with some awkward movements.

Bei Haoran smiled, the silver light in his eyes disappeared.