stole a little zombie

Tang Xiaoxiao ate up the noodles and soup, put the large empty porcelain bowl on the small wooden table, and there was a sound.

A few tiny flying insects were flying around the light bulb, and the window pushed open by Tang Xiaoxiao was still open. The cool night wind from the mountains and forests was blowing outside, which washed away the heat and made the atmosphere in the room quiet and beautiful.

Tang Xiaoxiao rubbed her full stomach, licked the aftertaste on her lips, and said suddenly: "Bei Haoran, you are so kind."

When he said this, he tilted his head slightly, his eyes flapped his wings from the left side, and lightly fell on Bei Haoran's shoulders, a strand of golden curly bangs hung between his eyebrows and eyes, making his expression gentle and tender.

It's amazing that children can show such a side.Bei Haoran couldn't help reaching out to touch the other's small earlobe, and said a little emotionally: "How about... let's go to sleep?"

"Okay!" Tang Xiaoxiao yawned cooperatively and said, "How about I sleep in?"

Bei Haoran's eyes darkened: "You can sleep under me..."

Tang Xiaoxiao: "?????"

after awhile--

Tang Xiaoxiao, who was snoring softly, put one hand around Bei Haoran's waist and the other around his head, letting him put most of his body weight on her.

Before falling asleep, he said to Bei Haoran: "Okay, okay, let me sleep with you and let you rely on it... It's getting more and more hypocritical, tsk, just because I like you..."

When Bei Haoran thought of it, he was depressed. How can we make the little thing enlightened about the great desire of human beings?

The next day, the snail demon hadn't been educated yet, so Bei Haoran got up early and contracted everyone's breakfast.

Zhuang Shenxian said critically: "Well... it's still a bit tasteless, after all, it can't compare to..."

Tang Xiaoxiao glared at him, and cast a reproachful glance at Zhuang Yijing who had deceived him.

Zhuang Yijing suppressed her laughter, ignored Tang Xiaoxiao, and only persuaded her grandfather, "You don't like it so much? Why don't you ask Hui Da Hui Er to do it for you?"

"You unfilial daughter!" Zhuang Shenxian scolded, and stuffed a few steamed buns into his mouth, "Eat the food he cooked, I might as well starve to death! Hmph!"

Hui Er, who was waiting to put away the dishes, pouted angrily, and just as he thought about it, he was immediately dragged out by Hui Da.

Tang Da laughed and said, "Hahaha, how could the old god be starved to death in this way of eating? It's possible to choke to death..."

As soon as the words fell, Zhuang Shenxian rolled his eyes because of the stuffed buns that blocked his throat. He grabbed the table with both hands and grabbed a pot of barley tea and poured it wildly. The overflowing tea splashed on his body. Very embarrassed.

Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at his elder brother and saw that his face was full of surprise. For a moment, he couldn't tell whether he did it on purpose or not.

An unfilial daughter is still filial after all, Zhuang Yijing patted the old man on the back, finally helped him to calm down, and gave Tang Dada a seal: "The world is boundless, Xuantan borrows the law, keep silent!"

Tang Da opened his mouth, and now he was really dumb.

"Just be quiet for a few days, don't worry too much." Zhuang Yijing explained.

Tang Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, and didn't know what to say. As Tang Dada's younger brother, he should be obliged to stand by his brother, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he saw Tang Shenxian talking to himself and Bei Haoran. He beckoned: "You two come with me."

Tang Xiaoxiao had no choice but to pat his brother on the shoulder, and telepathically said, brother, I have something to ask, so I'm sorry.

Tang Da: "???" (Sensing shit, I didn't hear anything.)

Zhuang Shenxian took the two of them to his room, and as soon as they entered, Tang Xiaoxiao's hairs stood on end.Without him, the walls of the room are covered with all kinds of magical instruments - dust whisks, golden bells, wooden swords, copper coins, compasses... This kind of display method that makes the demon's scalp tingle, the effect is just like the one in the movie. Ordinary people, walked into the weapon showroom of secret agents and spies.

"Hao...Brother Hao..." Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help leaning over, and stammered, "He! He! He doesn't want to catch a turtle, does he?"

"What are you thinking about!" Zhuang Shenxian turned his head and shouted, "Do you still need a urn to catch you little turtle? I can make you regret talking to me like this with just one finger."

Unexpectedly, this muttering was actually heard by the Lord.Tang Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed and a little upset, feeling that Zhuang Shenxian was a little frivolous and looked down on others.

Bei Haoran patted him comfortingly, then turned around and said to the immortal: "Knowing your small identity, you didn't accept us when we came in! You are too unkind..."

What should I do if my boyfriend is told?Of course it's brainless and positive!

Xiao Xiao looked at Bei Haoran with admiration.Zhuang Shenxian walked over with a straight face and grabbed his right hand.

"Ouch!" Bei Haoran cried out in the next second, and his index finger was pricked by Immortal Zhuang with a golden needle.

"What's it called? Weren't you still very aggressive just now?" Zhuang Shenxian squeezed his index finger expressionlessly, squeezed out a round drop of blood from the wound, and dripped it on the compass that he took in from behind.

Hearing Bei Haoran's cry of pain, Tang Xiaoxiao's fangs popped out subconsciously, but after seeing this scene, she realized that she was "detoxifying" everyone, so Tang Xiaoxiao backed away in embarrassment.

Zhuang Shenxian glanced at him, and said coolly: "I see that you are born in the palace of life, and you are lying in hiding now, with five arches and six full faces on your face, three places are flat and wide, and the peach blossoms have entered the male and female palace..." Having said that, He glanced at Bei Haoran lightly again, and his subordinates couldn't help but said, "You two, are you using my place as a marriage agency?"

Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help being a little shy when she first heard what he said about peach blossoms. Later, when she heard the words "marriage agency", she thought of something, and she giggled silently.

Not a family, do not enter a door.When Bei Haoran heard the word marriage, he praised the immortal field and said, "It turns out that even immortals can look at their faces?"

When the two of them had had enough fun, Zhuang Shenxian snorted coldly: "When will I know my face? You two are flirting with each other in front of us! I still need to see my face?"

Bei Haoran & Tang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Although the gods are Zhuang (pretending), is it really okay to be so skinny?

"Wait." Zhuang Shenxian held the compass, burned three sticks of incense, and muttered something so fast that people couldn't hear what he was saying.After a while, the blood in the center of the compass suddenly rolled and twisted, as if being burned by an invisible flame.

Bei Haoran was shocked when he saw it with his own eyes, his own blood was really so...strange?

Not long after, the blood bead began to evaporate invisible. I don't know if it was an illusion. Bei Haoran felt that he smelled a faint fragrance, and his heart trembled slightly.

The entire room was completely silent. After the test, Zhuang Shenxian said easily: "So that's what happened..."

"Zhuang... Immortal Zhuang... What's going on?" Bei Haoran asked with difficulty. After all, it's not something that the human body should have. It's in his blood, like a rabies virus in the incubation period. If one day, it gets out What should I do if I harm someone?Moreover, Xiaoxiao also seemed to be infected.

Zhuang Shenxian gave him a strange look: "I really don't know if this is your luck or misfortune. Boy, Lingxi, have you heard of it?"

"Are you saying that you have a good understanding? Isn't this Li Shangyin's poem?" Bei Haoran knew this.

"Almost, ordinary people are worthy of knowing this." Zhuang Shenxian said with a look of disgust, "The consonance I mean refers to the horn of the consonant. According to ancient records, there is a rhinoceros called Tongtian rhinoceros in this world. Its rhinoceros The horn is different from others, there is a white thread running from the beginning to the end, because it is so rare, it is called the consonant horn."

"Does this have something to do with our poison?" Tang Xiaoxiao interjected and asked.

"Be patient!" Immortal Zhuang rolled his eyes at him. This little vampire blatantly seduced humans in front of him. If Zhuang Yijing didn't value him, he would have taken him away. Just rolling his eyes is the greatest kindness.

"As long as it is a supernatural object, it will attract prying eyes from all sides. In the Tang Dynasty, the concubine Yang Yuhuan, the princess of longevity, was robbed by her father-in-law Tang Xuanzong, and she was conferred the title of Concubine Yang Guifei. She was extremely favored. It changed the atmosphere at that time. Girls don't give birth to boys. Among them, there is the credit of the consonance." Zhuang Shenxian took the two out of the room directly after checking, stood in the shadow under the eaves, and said, "Yang Yuhuan married the tenth birthday of the king of longevity. For many years, but not even a single child, it can be seen how cold the relationship is. At that time, there were so many strange people in Chang'an! Someone advised Yang Yuhuan that there was a horn of Lingxi, which was mixed with countless precious herbs, and two Lingxi pills were refined by alchemists. , can be used as medicine, and can also be used as poison. Taking two together as medicine can make husband and wife feel close and have a tacit understanding. Taking one as poison can make itself into medicine, and then threaten the poisoned person and manipulate them in the stock market. Between the palms. Yang Yuhuan did get the medicine, but why did she choose to take it with her father-in-law? Tang Xuanzong is almost 30 years older than her, I really can't figure it out."

The sun was so fierce that the green grass in the yard was roasted and fragrant.

Bei Haoran felt chills all over his body, and he didn't want to discuss with Zhuang Shenxian how many inside stories about the love story between Yang Yuhuan and Tang Xuanzong, but couldn't help but said: "So, then I... am the second type? But... I am When did you take Lingxi Pill? I..."

"How do I know when you ate it? Have you eaten anything strange? If you don't think about it, ask me?" Zhuang Shenxian said a little unhappy.

Bei Haoran apologized, and immersed his thoughts in the past, searching around, but couldn't remember when he had eaten the same style as Yang Yuhuan.But this matter can be left to think about it later, and now, he still has a question that he is most concerned about: "Xiaoxiao is poisoned like this, Immortal Zhuang, do you have a way to detoxify?"

"I haven't." Zhuang Shenxian said without any burden, "After Yang Yuhuan died, Tang Xuanzong was simply insane and haggard. Could it be that no one wanted to undo the effect of Lingxi Pill for him? There must be, but no one Success. The elixir has been integrated into every inch of his bones and blood. At that time, capable people and strange men couldn't do it, do you think I can?"

Bei Haoran was stunned.

Tang Xiaoxiao, who was "poisoned", was not in a hurry, but asked a question that was almost forgotten by everyone: "Grandpa Zhuang, you just said that this is brother Hao's luck and misfortune. It should be considered unfortunate to let yourself become a medicine man." Right? Then... Brother Hao is lucky, what exactly is it?"

The author has something to say:

This week has been really, really busy!I haven't found a suitable house yet, the update time is really uncertain, and I can't keep the daily update.I hope everyone will be considerate and get through this week (it's only two days away).

Oh!I just found out that the Jinjiang app has changed some things!If more than 100 people score the book, can it be listed on the natural list?Here I call on everyone to give me (high) points... Hahahaha, anyway, I have a thick skin...