stole a little zombie

Tang Xiaoxiao obviously felt that why should I report to you when I go to the bathroom?You are too domineering!But something happened in his mouth, and he spit out the word "oh" lightly.

Oh, you big headed ghost, oh?

To be reasonable, Tang Xiaoxiao was a little flustered. He suspected that Bei Haoran's blood had other problems besides being able to imprison him. For example, it made him suffer from duplicity.

On this issue, he consulted Zhuang Yijing, a professional.

Zhuang Yijing didn't understand it at first, and then asked him to repeat it from beginning to end, making it clear without missing any details.Then she couldn't help laughing when she heard it, and buried her face in the bed, kicking her thin legs in the air, making a panting sound.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Tang Xiaoxiao heard something was wrong.

"No, I'm fine... Well, you continue to talk." Zhuang Yijing tried hard to cover up.

"It's over, what do you want me to say?" Tang Xiaoxiao was rarely serious, "Zhuang Yijing, this is a big problem. If I get such a problem, won't I have to lie every day in the future? This is too tiring ,I do not like this."

"Oh..." Zhuang Yijing hiccupped.

"Don't you! Did you call your grandfather? Is there anything your grandfather can do?" Tang Xiaoxiao wanted to clarify this question.

"Grandpa said, you will only know when you see me." Zhuang Yijing persuaded him, "Don't worry, I will invite you to my house when the summer vacation is in June. You can't be in a hurry now. But Xiaoxiao, I guess, go on After you come down, I'm afraid you will have other symptoms..."

"What?" Tang Xiaoxiao screamed.

Claudia knocked on the door outside the toilet: "Son! What are you doing? You've been squatting inside for half an hour, come out soon, I've never heard of it, vampires can also be constipated!"

Bei Haoran, who was thinking hard about the first draft design, curled his lips, then I have never seen a vampire robbing the toilet!Seriously though, do normal vampires excrete?

Tang Xiaoxiao didn't know how Bei Haoran lost his mind. He yelled outside and waited for another 2 minutes, and then forced Zhuang Yijing: "What's going on? What other symptoms will I have?"

"Duplicity is the first step." Zhuang Yijing smiled on the phone, "After that, Bei Haoran will look at you one more time, which will make you blush and make your heart beat faster. After such a long time, you will still have a particularly strong feeling towards Bei Haoran For example, you want to get closer to him, touch him, hug him and so on. Finally, when you are terminally ill, you feel that whatever Bei Haoran says is right, no matter what he says, You all think it's so interesting, it sounds good, and you really want to do what he said."

"Ah! Then I've become a puppet?" Tang Xiaoxiao wailed.

Claudia stared at the door suspiciously for a while, then put her ears on it, trying to figure out what her son was doing, why he was so surprised.

"I don't want to be like this! Zhuang Yijing, save me! Let me last until I see your grandfather!" Tang Xiaoxiao was really at a loss.

"Cough cough cough... there is a way to help you." Zhuang Yijing pretended to think for a while, "This kind of... um, let's call it 'poison' for now, your poison is a bullying temperament , it likes someone to please it the most. As long as you whisper 'Bei Haoran, I like you' in Bei Haoran's ear at six o'clock every morning, your poisonous symptoms will be relieved, and you will be able to see me until the summer vacation grandfather."

"I like you?!" Tang Xiaoxiao immediately felt something was wrong, "How is it possible? Are you kidding me?"

"No!" Zhuang Yijing flatly denied, "Why don't you try?"

"How to try?" Tang Xiaoxiao was dubious.

"Listen, now imagine that Bei Haoran is taking off... no... umm... It's snowing in winter, you and Bei Haoran are walking in the snow, your hands are so cold that they are about to freeze, At this time, Bei Haoran took off his gloves, pressed your little red hand into his arms, and then he said to you—"Zhuang Yijing lowered her voice, imitating Bei Haoran's tone, "Xiao Xiao, be good...... wear gloves."

Tang Xiaoxiao closed her eyes and couldn't help breathing quickly.

"Is your heart beating faster and your face flushed?" Zhuang Yijing asked.

Tang Xiaoxiao nodded frantically: "Mmmmmmmmm..."

"Then say now, Bei Haoran, I like you." Zhuang Yijing induced him.

Tang Xiaoxiao found it difficult to speak at first, but then realized that there was no one in the bathroom anyway, so she said in a very small voice: "Bei Haoran... I... like you..."

Zhuang Yijing almost beat the bed with laughter.

The sunny doll possessed by Mammy dangled back and forth, shaking her head in disapproval.

Claudia frowned, I like you?Did she hear her son say I like you just now?Gosh!Who is her son dating on the phone?

"Cough, cough, cough... how is it?" Zhuang Yijing finally stabilized herself in order not to fall short, "Do you feel that my mood has calmed down a lot, and people are not so panicked. On the contrary, there is still a sweet feeling in my heart. Pass?"

Tang Xiaoxiao's heart sank as soon as he compared them.Too bad, Zhuang Yijing hit the nail on the head. Could it be that before meeting Grandpa Zhuang Yijing, I really wanted to say "Bei Haoran, I like you?" trouble.

Tang Xiaoxiao didn't respond, she pressed the phone directly, and opened the door angrily, startling Claudia who was hiding outside the door and eavesdropping.

"I... ah, that... I came to urge you, I just came..." She tried to explain.

Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaoxiao didn't care about her at all, rushed to sit on the sofa, didn't watch TV, glanced at Bei Haoran from time to time, and rolled her eyes.

Bei Haoran was not unconscious, and said while drawing a picture: "Tang Xiaoxiao, did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?"

Tang Xiaoxiao froze and snorted coldly.

Bei Haoran raised his head and glanced at him expressionlessly.

After a while, Tang Xiaoxiao went to wash his hands. Not only that, he also used soap specially.However, after sitting down again, he continued to roll his eyes at Bei Haoran.

Tang Dada had no eyesight, and while eating Xiaotiantian's banana ration, he asked, "Little brother, are your eyes uncomfortable?"

"Fuck!" Tang Xiaoxiao didn't dare to roll her eyes anymore.

The whole family looked at Tang Dada, except Bei Haoran who didn't know Tang Dada's power.

"I... I'm sorry, little brother, you beat me up..." Tang Da was crying, and put his hands on his head, "But don't hit me in the face, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Just came back from Fat Brother's place, Xiao Tiantian, who was pretending to be dead, stood up, grabbed the railing of the cage, cheered Tang Xiaoxiao in her heart, and beat him up!Beat him to death!Not beating is not a good zombie!Quick, beat your brother to death!

"Son, I understand how you feel, but when beating your elder brother, can you be gentle?" Tang Hanshu persuaded him tactfully out of his father's responsibility.

Bei Haoran raised his head again, his eyes behind the anti-radiation lenses were full of puzzlement: "What's the matter? Xiaoxiao, can't you two brothers love each other?"

Tang Xiaoxiao was furious, but he didn't strike in front of Bei Haoran after all. He snorted very hard to express his anger and annoyance, then walked back to the bedroom, and closed the door with a bang.

"What's the matter?" Bei Haoran asked the insider like an outsider, "Okay, why are you throwing your temper at the door? Hey, I said Tang Da, can you stop crying?"

Tang Dada put down his hands, there were no tears on his face, only his face was full of disbelief: "Go... go? Don't beat me up?"

Bei Haoran choked on his lifelike fake cry.

"Your brother is abnormal!" Tang Hanshu said solemnly, "He didn't attack you, there must be something wrong."

"I know why!" Claudia raised her hand.

Seeing everyone looking over, she was silent for a while, and after whetting everyone's appetite, she said: "Because Xiaoxiao is in love."

"Impossible!" Bei Haoran retorted loudly.

The air was quiet for a few seconds, and then Bei Hao realized that he was the only one making the sound just now, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"How is it impossible? I just heard it with my own ears. He was on the phone in the toilet and told the person on the phone that I like you!" Claudia said unhappily, "How dare you doubt a vampire's hearing? Only However, I didn't hear that person's name. You are with Tang Xiaoxiao every day, do you know who it is?"

Bei Haoran still refused to believe it. He shook the mouse a few times and crossed out the design drawing. He felt a little annoyed, and said stubbornly: "Then you must have heard it wrong. Except for me, Tang Xiaoxiao has never had contact with anyone else."

"Not necessarily!" Tang Hanshu couldn't hold back, he laughed.

"His dad, you know?" Claudia was a little surprised.

"Hehehe, that person is Zhuang Yijing, Miss Zhuang..." Tang Hanshu smiled kindly, as if he was a father-in-law, "I already knew about this."

"You already knew why you didn't tell me? Okay! Are you brave enough?" Claudia stretched out her hand to grab her husband's ear, and said angrily, "You dare to hide such a big thing from me, say, you still hide it How many other things have happened?"

"Wife! No! I... I just forgot, I didn't deliberately hide it from you, wife, let me go!" Tang Hanshu begged for mercy.

"Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!" Bei Haoran wanted to say that this is too ridiculous, how could Tang Xiaoxiao fall in love with Zhuang Yijing?But when he recalled the scene of the two talking and laughing, his heart twitched, and he felt sore and hurt. Could it be true?

The two couples started fighting, and Tang Dada, who escaped the beating by fake crying, touched him and reminded Bei Haoran: "Listen to my mother, there are call records in the mobile phone. Sigh, this is Xiaoxiao's mobile phone that was left on the sofa. , I don’t know how to use it, look, who did he call in the toilet?”

The phone is a golden apple.Originally, he just wanted to buy more than 1000 domestic products for Tang Xiaoxiao to use, but for some reason, he abducted him to the Apple store and bought him the latest model.

This is what he deserves, after all, he is the one who chooses antiques.Bei Haoran told himself this, and unlocked Tang Xiaoxiao's phone with the password.

The call record was opened, and Zhuang Yijing's name was impressively listed first.

Bei Haoran smiled forcefully: "Yes, it's Miss Zhuang you mentioned."

For a moment, his heart sank.

The author has something to say:

Tang Xiaoxiao: Does the poison in me have a name?

Zhuang Yijing: Yes, it's called love poison.

Bei Haoran: ...

(Yeah, keep the promise, the second watch is done)