stole a little zombie

Bei Haoran took the business of earning money and repaying debts to heart, and pondered for a few days. Before he could figure it out, Claudia's career was running ahead of him, and it was about to start.

On this day, Claudia announced the news to everyone as soon as she got home, asking everyone to go to Fuxing Street to watch her performance on Saturday.

"What performance?" Bei Haoran finished class early and was cooking in the kitchen. He came out with a spatula and asked, "Auntie, isn't your dance studio closing soon? Why is there still a performance?"

The one who answered him was a large piece of pig's blood that Tang Hanshu handed over: "Hey, Haoran, let's add a dish today, how can you make pig's blood?"

Being interrupted, Bei Haoran remembered that there were still some bean sprouts in the kitchen, so he said that they should be fried.He thought of Tang Hanshu carrying pig's blood and chicken's blood every time he went home these days, and couldn't help breaking his mouth: "Uncle, you help the cook and distribute things every day?"

"Hi! This is not left over from our kitchen." Tang Hanshu patted his thigh, "I bought it with money, okay? We are a big family, what can we do without some blood?"

Bei Haoran: "..."

Other vampires and zombies suck human blood, and your family eats fried bean sprouts with pig blood?Yes, the Buddha is blood-sucking.

But precisely because of this, Bei Haoran's mentality became more and more relaxed. Even if he was surrounded by four blood-sucking creatures, he didn't feel the same fear as before.Recalling the last showdown with Tang Xiaoxiao, it was like a joke.

"Can't you talk about the pig's blood later?" Claudia knocked her husband away, a little unhappy about being robbed of the limelight, and said solemnly to everyone, "Saturday, remember! No one is allowed I'm absent, and I'll be very busy at that time, so you have to help me."

It turned out to be a young man?Bei Haoran still didn't understand, what's so busy about a studio that is about to close down, is it busy with demolition?

As soon as Saturday arrived, Bei Haoran went to Fuxing Street with his family.

I didn’t know until later that Claudia was dancing alone today, and the stage was ridiculous, so I used a three-meter-square wooden plank to spread a layer, and then covered it with a dirty red carpet. There was no background board behind. It is empty, and you can directly see the customers of the chicken pot shop eating chicken bones.

When Bei Haoran arrived, the boss of the studio was moving the stereo.He was wearing an old army green padded coat, and his hair was half bald. When he turned around, his puffy face was full of mourning and greasy.

"Old Chen!" Claudia was very rude to the boss, and pointed to Bei Haoran's group, "I went to put on makeup, this is my family, and the registration will be too busy, you call them help."

Old Chen nodded obediently, not like a boss, but like a subordinate.

Bei Haoran saw that Claudia walked up the stairs and didn't know which small dark room she went to, and said to Tang Xiaoxiao: "Your mother came from the mountains, so you don't know the situation? This way you can recruit students?"

Tang Xiaoxiao shrugged: "Don't underestimate my mother."

Bei Haoran thought to himself, how dare I underestimate the thousand-year-old vampire?The problem is, vampire skills don't include making people willing to pay the registration fee, right?Could it be that there is something hidden in it?Bei Haoran turned his head and looked at the boss holding the wire, and found that the other party's eyes were full of bewilderment.

"Don't ask me." Boss Chen shook his head, "I don't know how all this happened..."

Bei Haoran: "..."

The wires were brought from the Xiangguo restaurant, and Boss Chen was also responsible for hanging up the banner that said "Western Region Dance Studio welcomes you to sign up". Bei Haoran helped him up the ladder and said curiously: "Boss Chen, your dance How many years has the studio been open?"

Boss Chen thought for a while: "Almost seven years."

"Is it because of that?" Bei Haoran pouted, and the signboard of the xxx dance education institution opposite was big and bright.

"It's not all because of that." Boss Chen climbed down the ladder with a sad expression, "The main reason is that my wife ran away with someone. We have been together for so long, but we still can't escape the seven-year itch..."

Bei Haoran: "..."

"My wife loves dancing the most. After I got married, I used all my savings to open this dance studio for her." Seeing that someone was willing to listen to his sorrow, Boss Chen opened up the conversation. I also hired several teachers from Beidance to work part-time. The business of the studio is getting better and better. In order to help her, I also quit my job and managed logistics and some trivial matters for her, so that she can concentrate on teaching children and dancing But later... I thought I was useless... middle-aged, fat, ugly... shameless... a student's parents pursued her... left... divorced... the teachers also left..."

A sympathetic middle-aged marriage history was told by Boss Chen.

Bei Haoran looked around and found that Tang Hanshu had gone to help the cook at the Xiangguo restaurant. Tang Xiaoxiao dragged Tang Dada to look at those dance clothes curiously in a dance supply store. The two seemed very interested in a feather dress.At this moment, no one noticed that he was hosting "Listen to Your Story" live.

"Well... how do you say it? No Ji Tailai, look... is there no one here to recruit you?" Bei Haoran tried to comfort the other party, but he didn't even believe these words.

Boss Chen looked at the big red banner fluttering in the wind without tears: "I see Xuan..."

There is not a lot of people in this place, time passed by little by little, just when Bei Haoran was wondering who Claudia was going to perform for, Boss Chen looked at the time, turned on the music, and came to the first class of xxx dance education institution A group of students appeared on the street, and the parents sent their children here on a special trip. After a while, a large group gathered across the street.

It was approaching noon, and some students hadn't eaten lunch, so they watched the car approach carefully, looking for snacks here.The abrupt red carpet and music naturally attracted their attention.

"This stage is so small..."

"I'm not going to dance here! Looks kind of embarrassing!"

"Is this Western Region dance studio crazy?"

"Isn't that fat man the boss of Yuwu studio? Why is he here? Yuwu studio changed its name?"

"Will no one want to perform?"

……

When there was still a quarter of an hour before the class at the xxx educational institution, Claudia Shi Shi ran down the stairs.

"Wow..." The children were amazed, and even the adults were a little stunned.

Bei Haoran grabbed Tang Xiaoxiao who was eating the chicken feet: "Then...that's your mother?"

I don't know what Claudia has done. Although her eyes are still blue, her blond hair has turned into a long black bun. It looks smooth and beautiful, like a cloud, gently piled on her head.During the embellishment of the golden hairpin, when walking, the posture is like a willow in the wind, full of charm, every frown and smile makes people sigh, so beautiful!

"It's not my mother, could it be your mother?" Tang Xiaoxiao felt that Bei Haoran was so rare, and seeing him in a daze, she couldn't help being angry, so she stretched out her foot and stomped on him. The tired right hand pinched the opponent's chin, forcing him to look at himself.

The flesh on Bei Haoran's chin was pinched by him, he blinked and said, "You...you look good too..."

"Hmph!" Tang Xiaoxiao snorted coldly and let go of him, "Fool! Look again!"

"Ah?" Bei Haoran looked at Claudia again, but was taken aback when he saw it. This...why did his appearance drop so much?The hair was obviously dyed with hair cream, and it was not evenly dyed at all. The long bun was not as good as it was just seen. The most surprising thing was the hair accessories on the head. Bei Haoran couldn't help complaining: " Let me go, is that plastic bought on Taobao?"

"Hmm." Tang Xiaoxiao felt a little better now.

"Auntie, is this...an illusion?" Bei Haoran was startled. He looked at the people around him who had been recruited, and felt a big trough in his heart. Is this a large-scale illusion?

"It's not an illusion." Tang Xiaoxiao shook his head, "At most... beautification, right? It's only useful when my mother is dancing."

beautify?Bei Haoran didn't understand at first, but when the Qiang flute sounded in the music, Claudia threw away her thermal jacket and jumped onto the stage spinning with the sound of the flute and drums. Bei Haoran, who had not been out of control for a while, was stunned again.

He saw a beautiful picture: on the top of Kunlun Mountain, at the end of the snow peak, a fairy in long sleeves was in the clouds, in the middle of the moon, in the snow, dancing with the wind with the sound of jade, her movements were graceful and graceful. Graceful, her expression is moving and glamorous, Bei Haoran's heart beats with her every move, and she can no longer control herself.Seriously, what kind of fairy is dancing?

At the end of the song, everyone slowly couldn't return to their senses.

Tang Xiaoxiao stepped on him again, and Bei Haoran finally came to his senses. As a result, he heard the "fairy" on the stage shouting with a loudspeaker: "... Hu Xuanwu! If you want to learn, sign up now! Today Discount, only 888 for one semester... don't suffer or be fooled, let your child have a skill..."

Bei Haoran: "..."

Seriously, if he heard such a slogan, he would never let his child sign up.

However, those parents with children seemed to be crazy, crowded under the stage in a mess: "Can I swipe my card?" "Can I transfer money through WeChat?" "Can I register first and pay the fee?"...

Not only the parents, Bei Haoran also saw someone rushing out of the restaurant, holding a few hundred sheets and shouting: "I don't have a child! I am a child! Can I learn?!"

Claudia left a sentence: "No credit, sign up with the boss there." Then she put on her coat and left.

Seeing a group of people rushing towards this direction, Bei Haoran suddenly felt that the world is so wonderful, he looked down, and saw that Boss Chen at the registration office took the lead in writing his name on the registration book: "Well, I Do you report for the morning shift? Or the afternoon shift?"

"Are everyone crazy?" Bei Haoran murmured.

"Don't worry, you'll wake up after an hour." Tang Xiaoxiao pushed away a big man who rushed to the front and yelled "I want to dance with the goddess", and turned to Bei Haoran, "I won't be so fanatical forever .”

Bei Haoran raised his forehead: "Then I have to tell everyone that the studio does not accept refunds!"

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