stole a little zombie

Bei Haoran's ears were full of babbling opera sounds, of course Bei Haoran thought he heard it wrong.

But Mr. Kong dropped bombs one after another, until he was beyond recognition and still said, "I'm just looking forward to the birth of my great-grandson. After you get married with your nannie, live with me for a year or two. Now that you have a child, I don't care if you want to stay or move, what do you think..."

For a while, Kong Shuangci, her mother, and several relatives nearby all fell silent.

"Dad, Shuangci is still young, and today is your birthday again, so let's not talk about it." Kong Shuangci's mother, Peng Wei was the first to react, and smoothed things over with a smile, "Oh, Dad, look, Wang Brother's family is also here to celebrate your birthday! Xiaobei, you go down first, and the younger generation will kowtow later, don't block others."

Bei Haoran hummed, and waved his hands to leave. He just heard the old man talk about his great-grandson, and his back felt cold.Marry Kong Shuangci and have children?Wouldn't that be a nightmare that lasted for decades and couldn't even wake up?He would rather die than die.

It's a pity that the Kong family still doesn't have the turn of a woman to make the decision. Mr. Kong dragged Bei Haoran unhappily, drooped his mouth, and lost his temper at his daughter-in-law: "You are honest and make me unhappy! I am 78 this year, How many more years can I live? Letting my daughter get married and have children early is the greatest filial piety to me! You are useless, go and call Kai Yi, and I will tell him!"

On the small stage, there was a rush of drumbeats, and the Danjiao and Wu Chou on the stage were fighting to the death, and the audience did not give in too much.

Peng Wei endured and endured, so she didn't change her face in front of the guests, and said stiffly: "Dad, Kai...Kai Yi is still entertaining guests, so he can't leave for a while."

"Is he the only living person in the family?" Mr. Kong snorted, "Call me now!"

This is because he refuses to give his daughter-in-law any face at all. The relatives around think, old children, old children, I really didn't expect that Mr. Kong became so hard to serve when he was old.

Kong Shuangci was still a little confused at first, not sure whether she wanted to marry or not, she felt that she was too bad at a moment, and at the same moment felt relieved that Bei Haoran had to marry her, but when she saw her grandfather making things difficult for her mother, she suddenly lost her thoughts. Shouting loudly: "Grandpa! I don't want to marry! Bei Haoran is gay! Do you want me to marry and watch him kiss me with other men?"

Her voice was so sharp and sharp that it was hard for everyone not to pay attention.The actors on the stage paused for a second before continuing to swing their sleeves.

Fortunately, most people went to watch the off-stage show, and no one picked the fault on stage.

Master Kong didn't know whether he was angry or he was deaf, so he asked again: "What did you say?"

"I..." After yelling out, Kong Shuangci was a little flustered. Today is the old man's birthday party, if there is an unhappiness and break up, wouldn't it be her fault?She was guilty, she turned her head, but saw Bei Haoran's face that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, and suddenly became angry, "Grandpa, I said I don't want to marry! Bei Haoran likes men! If you don't believe me, you can ask him!"

"Xiao Beizi, is that so?" Mr. Kong patted his hand and asked, strangely, there was no angry expression on his face.

Bei Haoran couldn't understand what the old man was thinking at the moment. According to the original plan, he looked up at Tang Xiaoxiao and Zhuang Yijing in the corner.

When Tang Xiaoxiao received the message, she immediately urged Zhuang Yijing to slap her elbow: "Stand up quickly, it's your turn to play."

Zhuang Yijing's legs trembled and she dared not stand up.

"What's the matter with you?" Tang Xiaoxiao was anxious, "Didn't you agree?"

He went to push Zhuang Yijing, but in the end Zhuang Yijing couldn't persuade her, so she used a trick to get her butt and the bench stuck together.

"I...I can't, right...I'm sorry...I'm nervous..." Zhuang Yijing was so ashamed that she just lay down on the table and pretended to be dizzy, thinking, although it is immoral to lose the chain at a critical moment, but Bei Haoran, I can't help is you.

"Tell me, is it true that what Nannie said is true?" Mr. Kong urged.

According to what was said in advance, if Kong Shuangci really used his "false sexual orientation" at the birthday banquet, then Zhuang Yijing would step forward and pretend to be her girlfriend. There was no need for her to show off or yell, as long as Just make a statement, and he will handle the rest.

In the end, Zhuang Yijing couldn't do this well, so she just got down on the ground.

"I..." Bei Haoran was wondering what to say, Tang Xiaoxiao, who was dying of anxiety, simply stood up, waved Erkang's hand, and shouted: "Let go quickly! You are not allowed to snatch my man!"

Not to mention the shock of all the guests, even Bei Haoran himself was stunned. This dead zombie, do you know what he is talking about?Bei Haoran was about to die of anger.

Others reacted, and their first thought was, what the fuck, you're gay!Then I realized that this trip was worth it, there is a good show to watch!A few of the younger generations who were women were still whispering, complaining that the Kong family did not prepare snacks such as melon seeds and peanuts, and some puddings, cup cakes and other Western-style snacks were not suitable for watching the theater.

Kong Shuangci stayed by the old man's side, not knowing that Tang Xiaoxiao was also here.Seeing him standing there intact, his face was almost crooked.

"Grandpa! You heard it all!" She gritted her teeth, and the insult she received in the rented house that day came to mind again, "He, Bei Haoran, just likes men, and he was nice to me before, all because he wanted to cheat the marriage!"

Bei Haoran couldn't let the dirty water splash on him, he was about to defend himself, but Tang Xiaoxiao, who was making trouble, took the initiative and jumped up and down: "You fart, our Brother Jiahao is just being nice to you, you are just being sentimental , thought he was going to marry you. Let me just ask you, he admitted that you are his girlfriend, is he your boyfriend? "

"You..." Kong Shuangci was so angry that her whole body trembled and her face turned blue.

The people who eat melons are howling in their hearts, ouch!Zhenggong and Xiaosan battled!Zhenggong and Xiaosan battle!But to be honest, who is the main palace and who is the mistress?

"How? No!" Tang Xiaoxiao was triumphant.

"So what if it's not?" Kong Shuangci screamed, "But my friend doesn't know that he and I are a couple! Fang Xiaoru, testify to me!"

Fang Xiaoru, who ate melons, was called out, so she had no choice but to stand up and let others eat melons. She didn't have to think about such a thing, and she definitely stood up to Kong Shuangci: "...Although I didn't say it explicitly, every time I dated my boyfriend, Shuangci would He was brought here. Our friends thought he was her boyfriend."

Enough talking here.

But Tang Xiaoxiao snorted: "Anyway, it's what you think." He simply walked over the crowd and grabbed Bei Haoran's hand, "The two of them, have you ever held hands?"

Fang Xiaoru froze for a second, it's not easy to lie about this kind of thing, the two of them really never held each other.However, she herself was also surprised. That's right. Looking back now, the two of them had never even held hands. Why did everyone think that the two of them were in love, that they were boyfriend and girlfriend?This matter seems to be guided by Kong Shuangci himself, right?

"Then have you ever hugged him like this?" Tang Xiaoxiao asked again, taking Bei Haoran's arms to wrap her around herself, and leaning her head into the other's arms.

Several elders present gasped, covered the eyes of their little grandson and granddaughter with their hands, and cursed: "It's really unsightly!"

The child wriggled in their hands, and said crisply: "Grandpa (Grandma), please let me go..."

Tang Xiaoxin thought, this is unbearable?Hmph, the unsightly is yet to come!

He turned around, hooked Bei Haoran's neck with his hands, leaned forward, and kissed him.

When Tang Xiaoxiao held his hand, Bei Haoran's brain had already crashed, and his whole body was stiff. Now that his soft and cold lips were pressed against him, his whole body was like being electrified, but the feeling began to recover slowly, with a hint of sweetness Spread from the mouth to the brain.

Just when Bei Haoran was distracted, Tang Xiaoxiao kissed for a few seconds and left, humming softly: "Back then you took advantage of me in front of outsiders, now let me take advantage of you again! We are even, you are not allowed to wait for another opportunity revenge."

Bei Haoran pulled away at once, and gave Tang Xiaoxiao a faint look, as if to say, you are awesome!You are dead!I'll see how you end now.

Tang Xiaoxiao wasn't worried at all. He looked around, looked at everyone's stunned eyes, and said proudly, "How is it! Have they kissed?"

"Bei Haoran, hurry up and take you...you..." Peng Wei couldn't say that word, so she could only say angrily, "Get lost, don't embarrass yourself here!"

"I don't care if I lose face or not!" Tang Xiaoxiao clapped her hands, "I just want to tell everyone that Brother Hao never intends to cheat the marriage. All of this is because Kong Shuangci thinks too much. She doesn't care. I am willing to marry Brother Hao, but Brother Hao is still unwilling to marry her! Since both of them are unwilling, why marry?" Tang Xiaoxiao was really not afraid of death at all, and turned around to ask Old Master Kong's opinion, "Grandpa, dont you agree?"

The yard was quiet, and everyone was waiting for the old man to speak.

After a while, the old man seemed to come back to his senses: "Xiao Beizi, are you here for real? Or just for fun?"

"Dad! What do you mean?" Peng Wei's complexion changed. Could it be that just by playing around, she can change her ways and continue marrying her daughter?No!This is impossible!

"Isn't this a common thing?" The old man was in a trance for a while listening to the sound of the opera on the stage, he didn't know which era he was living in, "A man plays with two women and two young husbands before marriage, don't worry about it." Right? But, once you get married, you must take care of yourself! If you dare to do something to bully my daughter again, you, little Beizi, don't want these hands."

The old man's understatement gesture seems to be talking about chicken feet and pig's feet.

Bei Haoran's heart trembled, and he gritted his teeth helplessly, because Zhuang Yijing lost the chain, he had to run on the road of making foundation today without turning back: "Don't be afraid to tell Grandpa Kong, I'm serious! I really like men! "

Kong Shuangci's nails made blood marks on her palms. At this moment, there was no love at all, and there was only deep hatred and deep anger in her heart.

Tang Xiaoxiao was also a little unhappy, but what made him unhappy was that Mr. Kong said he was a young man.To be honest, Mr. Kong didn't live as long as him, not even his fraction, so it's really rude to say that about him.So Tang Xiaoxiao wanted to say something more, the stomatal Shuangci and the Kong family.In the end, he heard Mr. Kong say annoyedly: "If you really like men, do you still want me to promise you Shuangwen?"

Those who watched the play, those who ate melons, those who were angry, proud, and astonished were all stunned.

"This... can't be done. He is the grandson of Kong's parents and must be passed on to the next generation. But for your grandfather's sake..." Mr. Kong thought for a while, "Xiao Beizi, are you willing to be a child for him?"

It turned out that Mr. Kong was too confused... This idea suddenly appeared in everyone's mind.

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Kong Shuangwen: You look dumbfounded! ! ! ! ! !