stole a little zombie

Tang Xiaoxiao, who was still invincible just now, suddenly felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, his heel slipped, and he fell to his feet on the bed.

"You...you lied to me?" His slightly raised jaw was stretched into a straight line, and the disbelief in his eyes was as thick as a cloud.

Bei Haoran tilted his head, unable to comment.

"You lied to me!" Tang Xiaoxiao said the second time, "You said you threw it away a long time ago!" Because of the force, a blush flew across his fair face, and the bewilderment and bewilderment of being betrayed slowly emerged. Coming out, inside, even mixed with a hint of mockery of himself.

He thought he had manipulated the person in the palm of his hand long ago, but he didn't know that the person kept his arms folded and looked at him coldly.

"You are only allowed to lie to me, not you?" Bei Haoran raised his eyebrows, "What do you mean?"

"This is different!" Tang Xiaoxiao roared.

How can this be the same?He lied to him, but...

But what?Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't tell, he just felt that he couldn't do what Bei Haoran did.How could you say yes to him while secretly hiding the box?Especially at that time, he was not a vampire, but a ginseng doll that everyone loves!

This is so different, how could you do this to me?The more Tang Xiaoxiao thought about it, the more wronged she felt.

"What's the difference?" Bei Haoran said, "I'm an ordinary human being, and I can't keep a hand when encountering supernatural events?" He shook the wooden box in his hand, "If I didn't have this, I would be your blood slave now Yes. Tang Xiaoxiao, tell me the truth, who is the wronged one?"

Tang Xiaoxiao didn't want to say it, but he scratched his head and thought, roar!You also know that I have been wronged!I'm a little zombie, and I'm being bullied like this by you, don't I want to lose face?

"Anyway, it's different." He said stubbornly, "You are more cruel than me, Bei Haoran, I see you clearly!"

Bei Haoran was confused by him, why did he speak like he was a heartless person?

"Okay, this is actually not important." Bei Haoran raised his palm, "It has nothing to do with what we are going to talk about next. What I want to ask is, Tang Xiaoxiao, what are your future plans?"

Tang Xiaoxiao didn't have any plans, and he didn't have the ambition to become king or rule over mankind.But if he cooperates well and answers questions, he won't.

"Never mind your business!" he said, rolling his eyes.

"Based on what you said just now that you asked me to be your blood slave, you, a vampire, don't really have any plots and schemes, and your character is not a villain. glanced at him.

"Hey, hey! Just say what you say, why are you insulting people?" Tang Xiaoxiao became furious.

"Your request should be very simple, to live in the world safely and enjoyably. Oh, it would be better if you drink a little blood occasionally." Bei Haoran ignored him, but continued to analyze, "If this is the case, then we The two are better off working together. I will let you drink 300cc of blood every month, and you, continue to buy me antiques, and we will share the money you earn.”

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted: "You still want me to make money for you? It's a good idea!"

"Why not?" Bei Haoran spread his hands, "This is the same as the life you proposed before, the only difference is that I am not your blood slave, but your partner. Our status is the same .”

"Who is the same as you? Bah, you lowly human being!" Tang Xiaoxiao said without hesitation.

Bei Haoran's face darkened: "I'm not bargaining with you! If you don't agree, first, you won't be able to drink a single drop of my blood; second, you can't live freely in the human world like you are now; third , and the most important point, you are a vampire, I am a human being, and if I am not of my race, my heart must be different, have you ever heard of this sentence, do you think I will let you go swaggeringly?"

With that said, Bei Haoran opened the box and slowly pushed over.

Horror began to creep up on Tang Xiaoxiao's face. The power of the Buddha and scriptures made him tremble, and the angle of his gaze reminded him of those hideous-faced humans in the tunnel. Back then, they rushed towards him in the same way.

"Wow..." He finally couldn't help it, and burst into tears, "Bei Haoran...you...you are too bullying...I...beep..."

No matter what, I cried until I hiccupped.

Bei Haoran was stunned.No, you are a vampire, why are you crying?Obviously, I was still calling me a lowly human just now... In fact, from the perspective of human beings, once the devil is released from the bottle, it is difficult to plug it back, so Bei Haoran heard that Tang Xiaoxiao refused to cooperate with him. He had the faint intention of running away, so he spoke harshly to him.But now seeing him crying with snot and tears, he thought again, is he too fierce?

"You...what on earth are you thinking?" Bei Haoran said with some frustration.

"Is it important?" Tang Xiaoxiao wiped away tears and asked him, "Is it important? You have made arrangements, if you don't listen to you, just use the box to accept me! What do I think, is it important!"

It is simply the most miserable accusation in the world.

Bei Haoran gritted his teeth, inexplicably feeling guilty.

He said silently in his heart, I was right, and after I was right, he wiped Tang Xiaoxiao's tears by accident: "Since you understand everything, let's make an agreement. From now on, we will do as I just said... you vampires, what are you doing?" There is no way to swear?"

"No!" Tang Xiaoxiao thumped the pillow, "I won't tell you if there is!"

Bei Haoran shook the box with the lid closed in his hand.

"You will threaten me!" Tang Xiaoxiao was afraid and angry, "If you don't have it, you don't have it, you killed me!"

Tang Xiaoxiao's shattering attitude made Bei Haoran feel a lot more relaxed.You know, when he first guessed that Tang Xiaoxiao was a vampire, all the dark, distorted and bloody pictures appeared in his mind, no wonder he was unreasonable at first.On the contrary, Tang Xiaoxiao's behavior broke his stereotype and brought him back to the familiar environment.

It seems that Tang Xiaoxiao, who is noisy and fussy, is his true character.

It's just that without the kind of safety guarantees such as soul oaths and soul contracts in fantasy novels, I always feel like I have no idea.Bei Haoran thought, he still needs to go to the Taoist temple to inquire about it, or look up posts on the Internet.

"Okay, get dressed. After breakfast, I'll go downstairs to buy you a bed, and you'll sleep in the living room from now on." Hearing that he was still choking and hiccupping, Bei Haoran decided to bring the whole thing to an end.

"What do you mean?" Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaoxiao turned to stare at him.

"What do you mean?" Bei Haoran didn't understand.

"What do you mean by buying a bed?"

Bei Haoran touched his nose: "This... you are all vampires, we... we... can't we still sleep together?"

"You discriminate against me!" Tang Xiaoxiao was stunned for a second, looking at his expression almost vomiting blood, "If you don't sleep, I don't want to sleep with you! I don't want to see you at all, you ugly bastard!"

Bei Haoran: "..."

"I don't live with you, you accept me! You accept it! I didn't despise you, but you despise me?" Tang Xiaoxiao was originally reluctant, so he didn't know where he was hit by these words. Nanqiang came and clamored to break the contract.

If Tang Xiaoxiao continues to say something about you, a lowly human being, maybe Bei Haoran will be ruthless and accept him.But it's a bit out of the ordinary to be so sloppy.

"I want to call! I want to tell Zhuang Yijing! She will make the decision for me...#&...&#@%..." Tang Xiaoxiao simply rolled on the bed.

"Wait! What did you just say?" Bei Haoran suspected that he had heard it wrong, "Zhuang Yijing? What does this have to do with Zhuang Yijing?"

"Of course it matters! I want her to be a third-party referee!" Tang Xiaoxiao said bitterly.

Finally, under Tang Xiaoxiao's insistence, Bei Haoran asked the class monitor for Zhuang Yijing's number and dialed it.

"Hello." The phone went through.

"Zhuang Yijing, hello, I'm Bei Haoran." After saying this sentence, Bei Haoran didn't know how to speak.

Over there too, when they heard it was Bei Haoran, they didn't even make a sound, only the sound of heavy breathing remained.

"Hurry up! Let me talk!" Tang Xiaoxiao knocked Bei Haoran away with a twist of her shoulders, grabbed the phone and yelled, "Zhuang Yijing, I'm about to be bullied to death by Bei Haoran, come and save me."

Bei Haoran's face was full of black lines: "Pay attention to your wording!"

Tang Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and made two big faces in relief.

"What's the matter? Don't be too exaggerated..." Zhuang Yijing said hesitantly at the other end. Because the power amplifier was turned on, Bei Haoran also heard it.

"He found out that I was a vampire, and he wanted to use a weapon to take me in!" Tang Xiaoxiao was furious, "Where did you say I was exaggerating?"

"Really? What's going on? How could you let him find out? He's an ordinary person!" Zhuang Yijing became anxious immediately.

Bei Haoran was still wondering why Zhuang Yijing was so chatty with Tang Xiaoxiao. Hearing this, she couldn't help but said, "Hey, Zhuang Yijing, why didn't you tell me that he was a vampire? We are still classmates!"

The phone fell silent again.

Tang Xiaoxiao pushed him away: "Don't talk." Then he complained into the microphone, "Do you know how excessive he is? He installed a surveillance camera at home to secretly film me..."

"Sneak shots are not used in this way." Bei Haoran retorted weakly.

Tang Xiaoxiao simply sat a little further away: "You said, he not only violated my privacy, but also found trouble for himself. You warned me long ago that you should not harm others. I did not harm him. On the contrary, I rescued him yesterday. I took his life, and the result? He will accept me today, it’s fine if you are ungrateful, you humans are like this. But listen to how much he went too far! He refused to let me sleep in the same bed with him..."

"Slow down, that... I didn't understand." Zhuang Yijing hesitated even more, "You just said that ingratitude is not serious, but if you are not allowed to sleep with him, you just... wait, what is the relationship between you two?"

Bei Haoran: "..."

"No, no, I didn't say that ingratitude is not serious. I mean, it's more serious not to let me sleep with him." Obviously, Tang Xiaoxiao has his own set of logic, "Do you know what this means? It means that he Insulting me, why did you sleep well before, but now you don't let me sleep? Because, he thinks I'm dirty..."

Bei Haoran couldn't listen anymore, so he took the phone and hung up.

"You tm don't talk nonsense, can you! The point of us is to sleep in separate beds?!"

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