stole a little zombie

Bei Haoran and Kong Shuangwen slept peacefully together, and when they woke up the next day, they were in Lucheng.

Lucheng is the headquarters of the Kong family, so once you get out of the car, you don't have to worry about anything.

The person who came to pick them up was the big shopkeeper of the Kong family in the antique city. Of course, according to the current saying, he had to be called the manager.

"Little boss, did you find any good ingredients when you went to the south this time? When the time comes, you must give us a store with more food." Manager Zhao exchanged greetings with Kong Shuangwen in the back seat.

"It's almost the same as in previous years. In recent years, there have been fewer and fewer good ones." Kong Shuangwen closed his eyes and meditated.

Manager Zhao knew that there might be some secrets on this trip, and the other party didn't want to say more.So he turned his eyes to staring at Bei Haoran out of the window in a daze, and said in an elder tone: "By the way, Xiao Bei has gained a lot of knowledge by going out with the little boss this time, right?"

Bei Haoran turned his head, his bangs were covered by slightly long bangs, and he said obediently: "Yes, thanks to Brother Zhao not wanting to go, I have the opportunity to go to the south. Uncle Zhao, are you sure?" You know, I visited a lot of places with my little boss, and we ate a lot of delicious food. Have you ever eaten milk fan? It’s just cheese, but the method in the south is different. You can add cloud legs to cook, or you can chop it up and put it in tea Make sweet tea in it. There is also the Dai people’s hand-picked rice, which is dry on fire, and ant eggs... Oh, it really opened my eyes.”

Kong Shuangwen raised his eyelids and glanced at him, the smile in his eyes flashed past.

Manager Zhao's face was green and pale, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "You boy, Uncle Zhao asked, it's good for you, tell me the name of the dish."

Unanswered questions!I went to the south for a while, didn't understand anything about the business, so I was too busy eating, what a worthless thing!

Bei Haoran smiled, and then asked Manager Zhao about what happened in the store these days.

The two of them avoided the important things and took the lightest things. You came and went with each other, and they chatted for half an hour. At first glance, it sounded like they talked a lot, but when I thought about it carefully, there was not a single fart.Kong Shuangwen pursed his lips, thinking, the part-time job for the past two years was not in vain, and Bei Haoran, who is so stupid, has actually experienced it.

The car was going to the old house of the Kong family, but Kong Shuangwen made the decision and asked Manager Zhao to put Bei Haoran down first. The house he rented was closer to the train station.

"Travel is exhausting, let you rest for a day first today." Kong Shuangwen still did not open his eyes, "Remember to go to work as usual tomorrow."

Bei Haoran, who bowed and stood in front of the car window, nodded: "Okay, little boss. Then you go slowly, I'll go back to the house first."

"Wait—" When Bei Haoran turned around, Kong Shuangwen suddenly stopped him again, "You remember, call Ci'er."

Manager Zhao secretly rolled his eyes in the driver's seat, and cursed in his heart, you little boy!Soft rice man!

Bei Haoran lowered his head and smiled: "Little boss, are you still worrying about these things?"

"Remember, Ci'er is my only younger sister." Kong Shuangwen opened his eyes and looked sideways at Bei Haoran, "She is the baby of the Kong family."

Not far away, grandpa and aunt are practicing Kunqu opera in the morning light and exhaust gas—"He has a green plum in his hand and writes fine poems, which amuses the heart of spring, and is a bit of a waste of time... Xiaosheng is waiting for painting cakes to satisfy his hunger, and his sister seems to be looking at plums to quench his thirst..." Babbling, screaming, making people's hearts hang.

Bei Haoran opened his mouth, and said in a bit of embarrassment: "I see."

"En." Kong Shuangwen hummed lightly, then turned to tell Manager Zhao, "Okay, let's go."

The car window swung up, Bei Haoran carried the suitcase, stood there and watched it off for a while, then turned around and went to the pet store to pick up someone—no, it was a monkey.

"You are back, this guy is so naughty!" The owner of the pet shop is a slightly bald fat man, usually a social person with a blue dragon tattoo on his left arm and a white tiger tattoo on his right arm. It was the peasants who burst into tears when they saw the Red Army, hugged each other and refused to let go.

"Fat brother, fat brother! If you have something to say, don't be so gay." Bei Haoran pushed him twice, looked up, and saw his female monkey, Xiao Tiantian, dangling on the chandelier, without saying a word Come down to meet the master.

"You think I don't want to talk about it? Tell you, I was hurt by you. These days, I didn't eat well, and I didn't sleep well. Do you raise a monkey? It's a devil!" Da Xia exposed her breasts. , the fat guy with the big gold chain dangling, suddenly cried into Wang Baochuan in winter.

Bei Haoran knew that Xiao Tiantian was naughty, so she went to another pet shop to foster her, and when she picked up the monkey, she often made troubles.He thought that a vicious shopkeeper like Fat Brother could calm her down, but he didn't expect that history would repeat itself.

"Fat brother, don't cry. How about I give you more money?" Bei Haoran said helplessly.

"Hey! Is this a question of money?" Unexpectedly, the fat man pulled his face down, "Little quilt, let me tell you, fat man, I am not the one who raises prices on the ground. Hurt! Come, come, let me tell you carefully, your little sweet, what have you been doing these days..."

The fat guy pulled Bei Haoran to sit down, and began to count the heinous crimes of Xiao Tiantian these days.This includes, but is not limited to, unlocking pet cages, scaring customers, damaging pet store property, and more.

Bei Haoran glanced anxiously at the suitcase at first, but then the more he listened, the more ashamed he became, and he felt extremely ashamed.

"Brother Fat, really, let me add more money." Bei Haoran said sincerely.

"No need! Our fat brother's pet shop doesn't have this rule." Fat brother waved his hand very loyally, "She is so skinny, and there is also a reason why I didn't take care of it myself. Let the bitterness pour out, don't wait for that time, you think I didn't take good care of it. Hey, I said, is Xiao Tiantian also this kind of virtue at home? Then why are you still raising her? Hand it over to the Forestry Bureau."

"It'll be better at home." Bei Haoran waved to Britney on the ceiling, and Britney swayed down and hugged her master's thigh.

Bei Haoran touched her little head: "Little Tiantian was raised by my grandfather, who is gone, and she is the only relic left to me by my grandfather. No matter how troublesome, I have to take care of her."

Fat Brother showed a clear look: "Okay, next time you have to go far away, you can continue to foster with me. I have already figured out her temper a little bit."

"Brother Fat..." Bei Haoran was stunned for two or three seconds, "As expected of being from the Northeast, you really show loyalty!"

Just at this time, someone came in with Teddy in his arms to take a shower and cut his hair. The fat guy stood up and stared at him: "Who told you I'm from the Northeast? I'm a Beidiao from Yangzhou!"

"No... I see that you usually wear a big gold chain, and..." Bei Haoran stuttered in shock.

"Bah! Judging people by their appearance!" The fat man twisted his waist and went to receive the guests annoyed.

Bei Haoran laughed, dragged the suitcase with one hand, and took Xiao Tiantian with the other, and went home.

Housing prices in Lucheng are expensive, and the corresponding rent is also high.Originally, the Kong family still arranged board and lodging for employees from other places according to the previous rules, but firstly, Bei Haoran was a part-time job, and secondly, he had this naughty monkey on his shoulder, so he had to take part of his salary. Used to pay rent.

Kong Shuangci couldn't bear to let him suffer, so he asked his brother to ask an acquaintance to find such a house. The rent was only as expensive as a small single room outside the Fifth Ring Road, but the environment was much better. A small balcony with a kitchen and bathroom is already very good for Bei Haoran who still owes a large amount of debt.

After entering the door, even though the temperature was very low, Bei Haoran opened the door and window to let the wind in for a while.

He didn't turn on the heater until the air didn't itch his nose so much. By the way, he put Britney, who was catching lice for him, in the cage.

Then, he sat in the living room and opened the suitcase on the floor.

Xiao Tiantian took two bites of the banana, grabbed the railing, and stared curiously at the motionless master.

Bei Haoran took a deep breath, pulled out the dirty black cotton coat, and the wooden box reappeared in front of Bei Haoran's eyes.I didn't have time to look at it carefully before, but now, taking advantage of the rising sun, Bei Haoran looked over the wooden box over and over again, but was very disappointed, it was not an antique, let alone a funerary object.

Bei Haoran could roughly tell that the material of the wooden box was peach wood. The front of the box was carved with a lotus flower of Buddha, and the back was engraved with Buddhist scriptures. As for how to read it, Bei Haoran didn't know, because it was written in Sanskrit.But he could tell that the box was new, and the person who made it didn't even think about deceiving people, and didn't even make it old.That day was also flustered, the lights were dimmed, and the box was stained with dirt. In his haste, Bei Haoran didn't notice it.

However, why do these tomb robbers regard it as more important than the funeral objects?What is in the box?

After being disappointed, Bei Haoran pulled himself together and knocked on the wooden box.

The thick beeping sound told him that there was something inside.

At this point, Bei Haoran hesitated.

His family made a fortune from antiques, and they used to be wealthy. If there hadn't been some accident, he wouldn't be living here, and he would not have the guts to cut off the beards of wicked people on the train.When he was a child, his grandfather often told him stories about robbing tombs. The evil, sinister, poisonous gas, traps...all remained in his childhood memory.Grandpa said that the things of the dead are no easier to take than those of the living.For those who come out of the tomb, it is best not to stay with you, first find the buyer, then find the seller, act quickly, and don't linger.

This wooden box is both a lotus flower and a Buddha. I'm afraid it's not safe, and I added a layer of scriptures.This shows that the things inside are probably a little evil.

Bei Haoran was hesitating whether to take this risk or not.

Clang, clang, clang... Xiao Tiantian couldn't see static things, and when she saw her master in a daze, she rebelled in the cage.Bei Haoran glanced at the monkey, and what emerged in his mind was the scene of the group of people rushing into the house, and the grandfather was so angry that he had a cerebral hemorrhage. Everyone thought that the old man just fainted from anger, and only Xiao Tiantian was smart and sensitive, and the instinct of animals made her Throwing on the warm corpse of the old man, shed a few tears.

Sell ​​the property, liquidate the inventory, and finally, there are still 200 million debts falling on Bei Haoran's immature shoulders.

From being a rich man to groveling, his huge soul seemed to be squeezed into a small, cramped body, and it was unbearable to be restrained everywhere.Manly man!How bad could it be?It's a big deal, it's a relief.

Bei Haoran made a decision, put on the mask and gloves, and wrapped his largest down jacket on his body.

The wooden box was placed on the cold glass coffee table, Bei Haoran took a deep breath, and violently opened the lid with a clothes pole.

There is no poisonous gas, no strange insects, and no treasures.

A fat and white doll was lying in the box, licking its fingers and sleeping peacefully.

The author has something to say:

Tang Xiaoxiao: Little quilt, speaking of it, you watched me grow up!Will others think you are a pedophile?

Bei Haoran: Don't!How old are you?Have the face to say that I watched you grow up?

Tang Xiaoxiao: ...

Bei Haoran: Also, when you were six inches tall, who was interested in you?My only thought at the time was, is this tm ginseng fruit?Can I eat it?

Tang Xiaoxiao: Baby!Hao!Of course!

(Don't worry, I will definitely not be a pedophile. Besides, no one left a virgin comment?)