stole a little zombie

Tang Xiaoxiao's ears are very sharp, almost comparable to radar.As soon as he was outside, he heard two people whispering, saying that he was fierce and calling himself crazy.

The reason why he is so fierce is not because...Because...Bei Haoran took advantage of him? !

Thinking of last night, Tang Xiaoxiao was so angry that Bei Haoran was too scheming. He poisoned him in the seafood at the beginning, and while he couldn't help himself, he just tossed him like this. Fortunately, he was clever and bit the opponent With the tip of his tongue, he swallowed a drop of heart blood, and then he was able to detoxify and escape.Otherwise, I don't know what will happen in the end.

After regaining consciousness, Tang Xiaoxiao slapped Bei Haoran twice, stole a suit of clothes, took hundreds of dollars in cash and left, planning to collect antiques and make a fortune without bringing Bei Haoran, a rascal, to play.As a result, the man didn't go very far. At noon, he became dizzy as a zombie and ran back involuntarily.When he woke up, he saw Bei Haoran sitting in the restaurant eating with others.

How is this going?Bei Haoran tricked him?

Tang Xiaoxiao was startled and suspicious. After much deliberation, this was the only possibility.How could he meet such a powerful hooligan?When did you move your hands and feet?Tang Xiaoxiao lamented that Bei Haoran was not good for his appearance, and rushed in angrily and sat down.

"I want this." Tang Xiaoxiao ordered the same filet mignon as Bei Haoran, returned the menu to the waiter, and stared at Bei Haoran from time to time.

Stinking rogue!Scheming ghost!

Bei Haoran pretended to turn a blind eye at first, but when Tang Xiaoxiao saw that his eyes were getting more and more wrong, and the resentment in it seemed to materialize, he asked: "Hello, do I know you?"

Tang Xiaoxiao groaned twice, but said nothing.

"Since we don't know each other, don't disturb our meal." This lunch, Bei Haoran had a stomach ache. Seeing that his stomach was seven or eight percent full, he threw the napkin away and planned to leave.

Xu Yang quickly put the rest of the steak into his mouth, and followed while chewing.

Tang Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes from behind, and suddenly had an idea in her heart: "Brother Hao..."

This brother yelled, it was really cute.The words were thrown out, as if carrying a thread, and instantly entangled Bei Haoran.

Tang Xiaoxiao was very proud, took a sip of mineral water in the glass, and waited for Bei Haoran to turn around.I thought, I can't scare you to death!

"That person, call you...Brother Hao?" Xu Yang shook the goosebumps on his body, and looked at Bei Haoran suspiciously, "There are so many girls in school who have a crush on you, but you didn't respond, you can't be the one, right? "

"What are you thinking about!" Bei Haoran scolded, but he didn't know whether to turn around or not.

He never thought that the ginseng doll would grow up!Ginseng becomes essence, isn't it only dolls and grandpas?I have never heard of ginseng handsome guy, ginseng youth, ginseng fresh meat... Tang Xiaoxiao, are you trying to surprise him?

Bei Haoran, who accidentally thought about it, turned around, his face was stiff: "Tang Xiaoxiao?"

The young man with soft blond hair nodded, his eyes widened with grievance: "Brother Hao doesn't even know me anymore."

Xu Yang, who was on the sidelines, had teeth sour for a while, and asked curiously: "Bei Haoran, who is this? I won't introduce you."

"I... my cousin from afar, I haven't seen him for many years." Bei Haoran waved Xu Yang off, "I'll introduce you later, you go first, my cousin and I have some family matters to talk about."

Xu Yang always felt that the relationship between the two was weird, and when he walked, he turned his head every step of the way, so the doubts on his face should not be too obvious.

"What's going on? How did you get bigger?" Bei Haoran immediately asked after the obstructive person left, "Also, are you wearing my clothes?"

"Brother Hao, you asked me to come to you naked?" Tang Xiaoxiao blinked and moved closer to talk to him, "Then shall I return the clothes to you now?"

Bei Haoran: "..."

"Huh?" Tang Xiaoxiao moved closer.

Because he just drank water, there was a gleam of water on his lips, Bei Haoran felt a little glaring, and looked away. "No, you dress well." He coughed, "Have you watched so many TV dramas and found that someone has no clothes outside? Be careful next time and don't say such things."

Bei Haoran is not obsessed with cleanliness, but when he sees his clothes on Tang Xiaoxiao, he always feels... something is wrong.He remembered one thing: "You're not wearing my underwear, are you?"

"Underwear?" Tang Xiaoxiao pretended to be stupid, "What is underwear? It doesn't seem to be mentioned on TV."

There are indeed very few commercials for men's underwear on TV, but quite a few for women's underwear, Bei Haoran did not doubt this.

"Brother Hao, what kind of underwear are you wearing? Show me if it's okay?" Who knows, Tang Xiaoxiao asked again "innocently".

Bei Haoran clogged his chest with a mouthful of blood, not knowing what to say.If Tang Xiaoxiao said these words with a chubby figure, Bei Haoran could still treat him as a childish, cute and innocent.But with a handsome face of the same age, Bei Haoran was a little hurt when asked.

The waitress who collected the plates looked at the two of them strangely, her expression was not innocent.

"You...can you still get smaller?" Bei Haoran asked.

"I've always been like this, why should I get smaller?" The waiter brought up the steak, Tang Xiaoxiao saw the knife and fork struggling, and cut it twice, intending to grab it with his hands.

Bei Haoran quickly held him down, moved the plate, and cut the steak for him.

"Unless I'm injured, I'll become smaller again." Tang Xiaoxiao supported her chin with her hands, stared at Bei Haoran's movements, salivating, "Brother Hao, do you want me to be injured again?"

"I didn't say that." Bei Haoran cut the steak horizontally and vertically four times, cut into small pieces, and then dipped them in black pepper flavored seasoning, "Okay, you can eat."

Bei Haoran pushed the plate back.

"Brother Hao, feed me." Bei Haoran opened his mouth and looked at him with red lips and white teeth, and the expectation in his eyes was shining.

"Ah! Ah! Met such a beautiful couple on the first day of school... Going to college is so worth it!"

"Don't make noise, don't make noise, I'm filming... Shhh..."

"Isn't Xiao Shou too delicate? But she looks like this, so she must be pampered."

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Bei Haoran's face was full of black lines. The girl at the table on the right hand corner of the restaurant couldn't control her voice because she was too excited, but he could hear every word.But the perpetrator looked at him innocently: "Brother Hao, are they talking about us? Why can't I understand?"

"Eat steak if you don't understand." Bei Haoran said angrily, "Eat it yourself!"

"Hmph." Tang Xiaoxiao twisted her shoulders to express her little dissatisfaction, "Brother Hao, you have fed me before, why can't you feed me now?"

Bei Haoran was silent. He wanted to explain it, but he felt that this kind of thing couldn't be explained clearly with the ginseng doll, and it was too troublesome to explain.

It is easy to cause misunderstanding when you say this kind of words to him, and he will definitely ask, what is the misunderstanding?You said that it would make people feel that they are ambiguous, and he would ask again, what is ambiguous?This kind of thing has been done before, why is it all right?Then, you have to talk about the shitty thing...

Bei Haoran felt tired just thinking about it, and his whole nerves seemed to run 1000 meters, so he said perfunctorily: "This is a public place, and feeding things are not allowed in the human world."

Tang Xiaoxiao stuffed a mouthful of steak and chewed it contentedly: "Well, I understand, it's okay in private, right?"

Bei Haoran: "...No way!" He glared, and said fiercely, "You have hands and feet now, why do you want others to feed you?!"

Tang Xiaoxiao was stunned, then lowered her head aggrievedly, and slowly ate the remaining steak.

"Oh, this attack is so fierce!"

"Xiao Shou is about to cry, her eyes are red."

"Hey, what's the matter with him? Really, people love you, that's why I told you to feed him!"

"Scum Gong! Scum Gong..."

Bei Haoran: "..."

Are you pretending I can't hear you?

He imitated Tang Xiaoxiao's appearance just now, and stared at him fiercely.The sneaky girls quickly turned their heads away, as if they hadn't spoken at all.

Tang Xiaoxiao lowered her head, a black-bellied smile flashed in her eyes, Bei Haoran, you scheming ghost, I'm going to smash your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys into seven or eight petals this time, hum!

After dinner, Bei Haoran led Tang Xiaoxiao to go shopping, Tang Xiaoxiao asked him what he was doing?He said to buy underwear.Thinking of Tang Xiaoxiao wearing his own clothes without underwear, Bei Haoran felt very uncomfortable, and his eyes always looked at Tang Xiaoxiao's lower body as if nothing.

University Street is all cheap products. There are 21 pairs of underwear, some with boxer angles and some with triangles.

Bei Haoran picked out a few pairs of plain colored underwear and planned to pay the bill.Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaoxiao shook her head, pointed to black gray blue and said: "It's not good-looking, I don't like this color."

"Then you choose it yourself..." This is a trivial matter, Bei Haoran can do whatever he likes.

As a result, Tang Xiaoxiao picked out a pair of bright yellow Pikachu, a pair of pink strawberry pattern, and also bought a pair of underwear that Bei Haoran thought was very strange, with a dragon embroidered on the front of the trousers.

"This is a dragon!" Tang Xiaoxiao said excitedly, "In ancient times, only the emperor's clothes could be embroidered with dragons! Unexpectedly, I can wear them today."

Bei Haoran twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Have you seen a dragon?"

"I haven't seen it." Tang Xiaoxiao actually saw it, but it was a long time ago, and he didn't want to tell Bei Haoran.

"Oh." Bei Haoran shrugged, "I wanted to ask you what a dragon looks like."

I ate lunch for too long and spent time shopping, and it turned out that it was time for the afternoon class in a blink of an eye.Bei Haoran asked Tang Xiaoxiao to go home, but Tang Xiaoxiao refused, with a clingy look, grabbing his sleeves, grunting, and stamping his feet to lose his temper.

Bei Haoran saw people passing by staring at the two of them, so he agreed to take him to class.

"Don't do this next time, others will think you are a fool, or they will think us..." Bei Haoran paused, and wisely stopped talking.

This time Tang Xiaoxiao didn't ask any more questions, because he followed Bei Hao and was looking around curiously. As a result, when entering the classroom door, a pair of hands suddenly stretched out, blocking Tang Xiaoxiao.

"Zhuang Yijing, what are you doing?" Bei Haoran thought that the other party had something to do with him.

"You...you get out of the way..." Zhuang Yijing blushed abnormally, her fingertips trembled slightly, "I...I have something to say to him!"

The person she pointed at was Tang Xiaoxiao who was slightly taken aback.

The author has something to say:

Bei Haoran: Tang Xiaoxiao, what do you want to do?

Tang Xiaoxiao: Seduce you!

Bei Haoran: ...

Tang Xiaoxiao: Get your heart and trample on it!Hmph, aren't you scheming?Let's see who is crueler than whom!

Bei Haoran: Stop watching third-rate love dramas, okay?