hello, borrow money

Lu Xun once said: You never know, which will come first, the future or the accident.Lu Xun also said: Fate will always catch you off guard when you are unprepared, and at the same time, it will also influence your judgment, making you confused whether you should jump up and scold your mother in despair, or kneel down and cry out in gratitude. father.

Although when these two sentences were born from the mouth of Lu Yidian, whose Chinese test paper with a perfect score of [-] was always lingering at [-], He Yutian was [-]% sure that the above was pure nonsense, and the reason why Lu Xun could be involved It must be because his surname is Lu.But at the moment when he was really caught off guard by fate, He Yutian had no choice but to waver: What Lu Yidian said was so damn reasonable.

Although Lu Yidian's words will always have a taste of the late 90s non-mainstream secondary school, but who can say for sure?Maybe Lu Yidian, who has never passed the passing line in Chinese in high school, is as wise as he is foolish?Maybe Lu is a philosopher that He Yutian can't understand?

For example, at this very moment, He Yutian never dreamed that the first sentence he spoke with the male god who had been coveting for a year and a half at close range alone for the first time

Actually

borrow money.

It was still when I just finished eating Haidilao, and I was covered in hot pot smell, and the oil steamed from my face didn't know if it was gone.

He couldn't find a more suitable explanation except that fate wanted to give He Yutian a stick today.

He Yutian was calm on the surface, put his hands in the pockets of his coat and plucked his palms to divert his attention, trying to maintain a reserved and stable image in front of the male god, in order to regain some impression with his "noble and glamorous" At the same time, Lu Yidian was whipped ten thousand times inside and out in his heart, and he was also fed a sweet date by the way.

After all, although he never thought that he would be so embarrassing when he appeared in front of a male god for the first time, but if it weren't for the unreliable Lu Didian, He Yutian really couldn't tell when he would have a chance for this first appearance.

Originally, today was the first day of school, and seeing that he would have to eat at the cafeteria for at least two weeks, Lu Yidian, in order to satisfy his cravings first, pulled He Yutian out of the house early and asked He Yutian to accompany him to eat Haidilao, exerting all his strength. Thousands of people coaxed and deceived thousands of people, and finally took He Yutian out in exchange for making a bed for two weeks.

However, although He Yutian laughed at Lu Didian at first, "Look at how promising you are, don't you just eat a cafeteria? It's like killing you", but after a hot pot meal, Lu was fine at all, but He Yutian was the one who ate it up He Yutian got up from the chair, subconsciously stretched out his hand to support his lower back, and asked Lu in disbelief, "Did I lose weight during the winter vacation, so my stomach got smaller??"

Lu Yidian took his mobile phone and scanned the QR code on the pad handed over by the waiter, without hesitation to expose him without raising his head, "You count how many plates of beef and shrimp slippery you ate, and see how much it cost Dad." Qian, think about whether you should ask this question."

As soon as the words fell, the balls of paper He Yutian wiped his hands flew onto Lu Yidian's face, "I just lost weight!"

The ball of paper was made by He Yutian just after washing his hands and wiping water droplets. There was no oil or dirt. Knowing that He Yutian was having a hard time at the moment, Lu didn't hide from it on purpose and let him smash it. , anyway, it’s not painful or itchy, and then he helpfully helped He Yutian into the taxi. I don’t know where I heard the folk prescription, which said that rubbing the tiger’s mouth can relieve the pressure on the stomach. Raised the tiger's mouth.

Lu Yidian thinks that rubbing his stomach should be more effective, after all, every time his stomach feels uncomfortable, Lu Yidian's mother rubs it like this for him, and it works very quickly both psychologically and physically.But Lu didn't dare to touch He Yutian's belly at all. After all, He Yutian's sexual orientation was hidden from him from the very beginning. As a good brother, Lu not only subconsciously protected him, but also always paid attention not to do anything that made He Yutian difficult. thing.

He Yutian felt a little more comfortable after being rubbed, so he simply leaned his head back and closed his eyes to rest his mind while listening to Lu Didian's non-stop nagging in his ear.

"Hey, I didn't say that, you are also powerful He Yutian, others eat shrimp slippery by the plate (third sound), but you are good, you count by the pot, awesome"

"Did you see the stack of empty plates that I piled up? It's okay, Dad, I have enough money for you, but if you change someone today, you have to put yourself in the back kitchen and wash the pot. How dare you throw paper balls at me , I think you are living in the blessings and don’t know the blessings, you just owe the education of love, and you will die if you don’t see me for a few days during the winter vacation! Do you still want to spend Dad’s money in the future! "

"A little bit." He Yutian got a headache from the noise, pinched the center of his eyebrows with his free hands and said.

It was really uncomfortable at first and I didn’t want to bother with Lu, but now Lu is addicted to acting. He Yutian has seen the driver looking at them from the rearview mirror several times since he opened his eyes just now. , but Lu Yidian was completely immersed in his performance, and the more he talked, the more excited he became, filled with impassioned indignation, and he was about to slap his thigh and shout "You unfilial son!" at He Yutian in the next second.

"Hey! Tianer~ What's the matter? Did I pinch you?" Suddenly hearing He Yutian calling him by his nickname so affectionately (not) at all, Lu immediately forgot what was going on in front of him. He happily approached He Yutian.

With a serious face, He Yutian calmly said, "Have you finished writing the papers that Old Li sent out?"

Sure enough, Lu Yidian's face froze quickly, with "I fucking forgot about the test paper" written all over his face, it took a long time to find his voice, staring straight into He Yutian's eyes, "God Son, you save me."

Old Li's full name is Li Aihua, he is He Yutian and Lu Yidian's homeroom teacher and Chinese teacher, and Lu Didian's father's Chinese teacher back then. Lu Didian's father respected Li Aihua very much. After the son was under the mentor's hands, he kept in touch more frequently, with one text message a day and one phone call every three days.

Originally, Lu Yidian was also an unruly boy with a second-year illness in middle school, but ever since Lu Yidian refused to hand in his math homework and contradicted everyone in public, he forced the young female math teacher to cry. Li Aihua finally told him about this incident. Dad, after Lu went home and was beaten up by Fatty for two days, he didn’t dare to be a monster under Li Aihua’s hands, and he didn’t dare to relax in Li Aihua’s homework. Lu Didian will be tutored by Li Aihua's family for the Chinese homework. Although Lu Didian wants to cry but has no tears, he dare not not go.

To sum up, although Lu is not afraid of Li Aihua at all, he is really afraid of his own father.

Here, He Yutian nodded straightforwardly, and Lu Yidian was overjoyed when he saw this!The mood immediately changed from the typhoon to the bright sun, but before he had time to flatter He Yutian, the upper and lower lips were quickly pinched by He Yutian.

"Hmmmmmm?!" (What are you doing!)

Lu who had been cut off from the conversation moaned slightly resentfully.

He Yutian pinched his mouth and ignored him directly, and gently straightened the hat on the sweater that Lu didn't know when it was rubbed on his shoulders, smiling harmlessly.

"Baby, if you say one more word, you can write the paper yourself."

He Yutian's curved eyes are particularly beautiful, and the tear mole at the corner of his right eye is always very attractive at such times.

But speaking out is not necessarily the case.

"If you understand, just blink."

Here comes this set again!

Lu Didian looked at He Yutian angrily, trying to poke a hole in He Yutian's face.

Then, I blinked.

This is what I call being able to bend and stretch!Lu comforted himself a little bit in his heart.