After raising guinea pigs, I found out that I am not a human being

Heaven is very lively today.Because today is the wedding of the Heavenly Emperor and the General, the Demon Lord and Lu Zhizhou, the Destiny Star Lord and the Yaozu Prince.The sky, monsters and three realms all sent people, and even the underworld sent people to give gifts.

Although the times are progressing now, the weddings of the Three Realms of Heaven, Demons and Demons still follow the ancient customs.

In ancient times, the bride had to wear a red hijab, but now all six of them are men, so the red hijab is naturally omitted.

There are no cars in the heavens, and the gods rely on mana to fly around, and they don't even know how to carry sedan chairs.

As for the firecrackers, it is natural to set them off, and the sound is very lively, but they are not ordinary human firecrackers, but gods using power to imitate similar firecrackers.

So Junhao, Lu Zhizhou and Xiaohu, all dressed in bright red wedding suits, dashed to the central square of the heaven, amidst the deafening noise, and the other three were already waiting there.

The master of ceremonies is Mo Zuo who likes to join in the fun. He is also dressed in red, standing in the middle of the square, looking sideways at Mo You, who is also dressed in red. It looks like their wedding.

The three came together, the general, the demon king and the star king of destiny stretched out their hands at the same time to hold the partner they wanted to be alone for the rest of their lives.

Mo Zuo used his magic power and said loudly: "The auspicious time has come, the newcomers pay homage and play music."

A fairy who was good at singing played cheerful music and sang a song of congratulations.

Mo Zuo went on to say: "Worship the hall, and worship the heaven and the earth."

The six people did not bow down to the ground, but bowed to the end.There is also a custom here, if one of the two stands at the front, the family status of the one will be higher in the future.

Jun Hao smiled and looked at the general, the general took a step back silently, he had no choice but to show the emperor face in front of everyone, whoever decides and who knows when the door is closed when the bridal chamber is closed.

Xiaohu took a step back obediently, looking at Bu Fan with admiration and love in his eyes.Bu Fan was very satisfied and decided to be very gentle with Xiaohu tonight.

Lu Zhizhou looked at the Demon Lord, who smiled evilly and said in a low voice: "Don't you know who is in charge between us, beauty?"

Lu Zhizhou rolled his eyes in his heart, but smiled frivolously on his face: "Of course it's me."

The Demon Lord didn't argue any more, he took a step back and said softly, "I hope you won't regret it tonight."

Lu Zhizhou thought of something, twitched the corners of his mouth, and took two steps back under the eyes of everyone.

Mo Jun smiled and rolled his eyes, took a step forward, parallel to Jun Hao, looked sideways at the man behind him, and whispered two words: "It's late."

Angrily, Lu Zhizhou stomped his feet, thinking that at least he would not lose face if he changed back now, when he heard Mo Zuo say goodbye.Glaring at Mozuo, how afraid are you that your king will stand behind you?

The three of them stood in the same position as before, and bowed three times in succession, one to the sky, two to the earth, and three to each other.

It's just that Lu Zhizhou has been trying to be in front, but he is always cowarded by the devil's understatement.

Finally, after worshiping at the hall, Mozuo shouted: "After the ceremony, send it to the bridal chamber."

Jun Hao, Lu Zhizhou and Xiao Hu were led to their respective rooms by the fairy, while the general, Mo Jun and Bu Fan needed to accompany the wine at the banquet.

The general seldom goes out on weekdays, and the gods finally caught an opportunity to openly drink, how could they not persuade him to drink?In the same way, Bu Fan was also fully informed.

Under the instruction of the Tiger King, the Yaozu had long been united to persuade the gods to drink together. Bu Fan not only wanted to drink the wine from the gods, but also drank the wine from the Yaozu, and he was drunk in a short while.

The Queen of the Tiger grabbed the King Tiger's ear and ordered the Yaozu to escort Bu Fan back to find Xiaohu.

But the Demon Lord is completely different.The demon lord had the foresight to release coercion. The gods did not dare to persuade the demon lord to drink, nor did the demon clan dare to persuade the demon lord to drink.

So Mo Jun only drank the wine persuaded by Mo Zuo Mo You and went back to find Lu Zhizhou.

The general was also half-drunk, and the gods were afraid that the general would settle accounts after autumn, so they didn't dare to try to persuade him, so the general staggered back to find Junhao.

Jun Hao was sitting on the bed, staring at the jug on the table in a daze, when he heard the sound of the door opening, followed by the strong smell of alcohol.

The general stumbled in, and Jun Hao quickly helped him cast a spell to dissolve the alcohol, but the drunk general was always dishonest, groping here and there, Jun Hao couldn't make the general calm down after a long time of tossing, and bit him angrily The general took a sip.

The general was in pain, and said vaguely: "Don't bite the sesame..."

Jun Hao recalled that when he was a guinea pig, his favorite thing was to bite him. Every time he was exasperated by the pain, but he never really hit him once.

Jun Hao's heart softened, and he helped Lin Ziyu to the table, poured two glasses of wine with his own hands, and handed one to him.

This is a cup of wine.

After the two of them drank, Lin Ziyu became more drunk, but suddenly he was extremely sober. He looked at Jun Hao, stroked Jun Hao's hair, and murmured: "I finally got you, Xiao Hao, since I saw you At first glance, I wanted to say, you are so good-looking, even more beautiful than Xiaozhou's previous life, you should be the most beautiful man in the heaven."

"Let's go to the bridal chamber..." Lin Ziyu picked up Jun Hao and walked towards the bed.

Jun Hao nestled in Lin Ziyu's arms, a little scared, but also a little excited. He thought again that with this person, he would probably be able to die.

Bu Fan was helped into the room by the monsters, and even the drinking was forced into the room by the monsters.

Xiaohu was a little angry: "Why do you force him to drink so much wine!"

One of the monsters said: "Tiger King asked us to force it, we have to force it."

"If your expression wasn't so excited, I'd probably think you were being forced." Xiaohu gave the order to evict the guests, and the demons dispersed, leaving Bu Fan nestled on the chair.

Xiaohu helped Bu Fan onto the bed, lay beside him, listened to his deep breathing, and thought that he would probably fall asleep like this tonight.

Unexpectedly, Bu Fan suddenly woke up in the middle of the night, shook Xiaohu beside him, and said solemnly: "Today is our bridal chamber wedding night."

Xiaohu, who hadn't woken up, hummed confusedly, and then heard Bu Fan continue to say: "Then let's do what we should do."

Pull the light.

Lu Zhizhou was fidgeting in the room, thinking of the corners of the man's mouth today, he had an intuition that something was wrong tonight.

Just as he was thinking about jumping out of the window to escape, he heard the sound of the door opening.

There was only a slight smell of alcohol on Mojun's body, if you didn't smell it carefully, you would definitely not be able to smell it.

Lu Zhizhou thought something was wrong in his heart, the demon king seemed to know what he was thinking, and said, "I'm not drunk, someone may suffer tonight."

Lu Zhizhou smiled awkwardly: "Why don't we drink the wine first?" It's a moment to delay.

The devil hooked his lips: "After drinking, I see how you can delay?" Then he filled two glasses of wine, and drank the wine with Lu Zhizhou.

Slowly putting down the wine glass, Lu Zhizhou's brain was running fast, and he couldn't think of a way to escape this calamity at all, and even if he escaped today, he wouldn't be able to escape in the future.

Lu Zhizhou is ready, but losers cannot lose.So he thought for a while and said, "If it wasn't for the bridal chamber today, I wouldn't have let you succeed."

"Beauty, before today I have succeeded a lot." The Demon Lord smiled frivolously, and suddenly picked up Lu Zhizhou, put him on the bed gently, and then rolled over: "You were so arrogant during the worship, why are you cowardly now?"

At the last moment of fainting, Lu Zhizhou thought, the Demon Lord was a very serious person before, who brought him down?

Not me!

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