After raising guinea pigs, I found out that I am not a human being

Lin Ziyu, who fell asleep at three o'clock in the morning, felt that no matter what he was going to wake up in the afternoon, he never expected that in the morning, no, to be exact, at 05:30 in the morning, Sesame successfully woke him up.

Sesame can puff up its fluffy chest proudly for a minute, because it has done something that the alarm clock has been unable to do for more than ten years.

After finally staying up until ten o’clock in the morning, Zhima had enough food and sleep, but he couldn’t fall asleep at all. With a good mentality, why should you sleep if I don’t sleep, he stretched out his finger and poked sesame several times, but Zhima couldn’t sleep at all. ignore him.

In order to solve his own problems, Lin Ziyu had to consult a professional: customer service, why does my pig keep barking in the middle of the night?

"Honey, pigs are nocturnal animals, they sleep during the day and are energetic at night."

"But I'm a diurnal animal. I'm active during the day and sleep at night. I've been woken up three or four times a night. How can I stop it from barking?"

"As long as you give it enough to eat, it won't be called a kiss."

"……All right."

Hope it works.Lin Ziyu prayed and put down his phone.

During the day, Zhima fell asleep and didn't cry, Lin Ziyu finally found time to take a nap.

Unexpectedly, at three o'clock in the afternoon, he was woken up by Zhima again. This time, Zhima could not be blamed. Lin Ziyu opened his eyes and saw that Fa Xiao was teasing Zhima.

Because Fa Xiao always came to his house, it was too troublesome to open the door for him every time, so I simply gave him a key, but I didn't expect that it would directly cause him to be woken up today.

Just when he tried his best to suppress the anger of getting up, and silently said countless times: "I will go to jail if I beat him to death, it's not worth it", Fa Xiao turned around and found that he was awake.

Then he did something that made Lin Ziyu almost beat him to death regardless of the theory of going to jail.

He grabbed the sesame out of the cage, ran to Lin Ziyu, put the sesame on his lap, and said happily, "Look, look, how cute it is."

It was summer, and Lin Ziyu didn't like to turn on the air conditioner when he slept, so the room was very hot. He only wore shorts, and the sesame seeds directly touched the skin of his legs, and then he started to crawl around.

He had to grab Zhima and put it back in the cage, and then thought about the feasibility of cutting Zhima's nails and recovering the key, but sadly found that neither was feasible.

Fa Xiao, who was too innocent to read people's faces, blinked at him, and repeated the sentence: "How cute."

Cute big head!How angry, but luckily he didn't have to keep smiling on his usual paralyzed face.

"Xiaoyu, I guessed that you must not have eaten, so I brought you some food." Fa Xiao pointed to the bag at the entrance.

It seems that when Fa Xiao saw Zhima, he threw the things in the porch excitedly and ran over to tease it.

Knowing Fa Xiao's nature well, Lin Ziyu resigned himself to the entrance and picked up the bag. Looking at the contents in the bag, he felt that he could still keep the key in Fa Xiao for a few days.

No, wait, Lin Ziyu frantically looked at this pile of grass, apples, carrots, celery...

"Give me back the key." Lin Ziyu finally couldn't bear it anymore and planned to withdraw Fa Xiao's right to enter and leave his house at will.

"Why are you still angry when I brought you food?" Fa Xiao was puzzled.

Lin Ziyu's head was full of black lines, and he tried his best to suppress his anger. He didn't show it on his face, and said flatly: "I'm not a rabbit, I don't eat grass, and I don't eat raw celery and carrots. This pile of things can only be eaten by apples." I'm hungry."

Facial paralysis is a good thing, even if you are angry inside, you can't see it on the surface.

Fa Xiao was not good at looking at people's eyes, let alone Lin Ziyu with facial paralysis, so he said without any psychological pressure: "You two share the apple, but give it the grass, celery and carrots, so it counts as the two of us. We raised them together."

Fa Xiao said while grabbing Sesame out of the cage, and still touching Sesame's body, Sesame didn't dare to move, looking at Lin Ziyu pitifully.

However, the furious Lin Ziyu didn't notice.

Although Lin Ziyu didn't show it on the surface, he silently filled his mind with his angry smile and said, "That is to say, I only have half an apple, right?"

Fa Xiao is still unaware, the level of insensitivity is simply inhuman: "I bought four apples, you can eat two."

"Oh, thank you so much." Lin Ziyu thought that if he wanted to live longer, it would be better not to compare himself with Fa Xiao, otherwise he would be easily pissed off every minute.

He carried the bag and walked towards the kitchen, secretly deciding to eat all four apples when Fa Xiao returned.

Anyway, Faxiao didn't know, and Zhima couldn't protest.

"Don't be angry, I don't like it too much, by the way, Xiaoyu, what's its name?" Fa Xiaoxin asked happily, who didn't know what he was thinking in his heart.

"Do you like sesame seeds?" Lin Ziyu asked, imagining his sinister smile.

Fa Xiao, who was so nervous, didn't notice Lin Ziyu's inner drama, and said simply: "I like it, especially when you sprinkle it on the barbecue, it's delicious."

Lin Ziyu, who was in a much better mood suddenly, continued following the small words: "Well, the barbecue should be delicious."

"Huh? So you haven't told me what it's called."

Lin Ziyu put the apples in the refrigerator, imagining his smirk, but he said with no expression on his face, "It's called sesame, the kind that smells good when grilled."

...Fa Xiao tentatively discussed, "Shall we change his name?"

"I reject."

"you!"

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Now it’s starting to be changed, the specific plot will not be changed, if you want to re-watch it, you can re-watch it again, if you don’t want to re-watch it, you can’t force it (^-^)/, I still hope everyone will comment, because it’s the first time to practice writing So, if there is anything wrong with it, I hope everyone will bring it up and I will work hard to improve it~(?????)