Opening his eyes, Lan Xichen was completely stunned. There was a woman on his bed, a naked woman, and he had no clothes on himself! ! !
Judging by the surrounding furnishings, it is probably an ordinary inn room. The woman in his arms is strictly speaking a little girl. She is only in her early ten years old, with delicate features and delicate skin. She is a little beauty who has not yet grown up.He thought about many possibilities, whether this was a scam, whether this was a joke, but looking at the clear hickey marks on the little girl's neck and the blood marks on his body that were painfully scratched by his nails, he Know what really happened between them.
Lan Xichen, who has no memory, made up the bloody drama of his 15-year-old self forcing a girl in her early teens, and finally concluded that he was responsible.
Next door, Lan Wangji, who woke up on time, looked at Wei Wuxian who was visibly smaller beside him and blinked. It really wasn't his dizziness, Wei Ying became smaller!
The boy in the quilt is only twelve or thirteen years old, about reaching his shoulders, his facial features are a little immature, but it can also be seen that he will be rich and handsome in the future.
"Ah!!! You pervert, bastard, get the hell out of here! Brother Xian, help me!!!" A girl screamed from next door. Hearing this, Wei Wuxian, who was still asleep, sat up suddenly, and even He rushed out without thinking about putting on the shoes, and Lan Wangji quickly followed.What the hell is going on here?
As soon as I entered the door, I saw the elder brother who was standing at a loss. He looked like he was only fifteen or sixteen years old when he was young. His face was full of regret and guilt. On the bed, he was wrapped in a quilt in a shrunken version with only one head exposed. Jiang Yunluo was crying aggrievedly, Wei Wuxian raised his sword angrily, it seemed that he could kill his brother if he didn't stop him.
How did they all get smaller?And it seems that there is no later memory?Could it be the Hua Diao Chicken from last night?That's right, they just got together yesterday, and they all ate the same thing for dinner, only he couldn't touch the wine and didn't touch the dish, it seemed that it was because of that thing.
"Wei Ying, calm down first." Lan Wangji took Wei Wuxian's hand holding the sword. Now Wei Wuxian is still young, and he can't move like a chicken in front of him, and he can't kill anyone. Neng stared at him bitterly: "I'm calm, I'm calm! Calm down! He's belittled my junior sister. How old is she? Don't let me kill such a beast. I see, you two wear the same clothes." , you are a gang, and pretending to be the Lan family, you are so brave."
"Young master, I was the one who offended Lingmei, so I should admit you to deal with it, but I really have no memory of what happened last night. Even if you want to kill me, please let me find out the truth before doing it." Blue Xichen is not someone who dares to act, let alone attack a child, if he has a younger sister, he will be more angry than him.
Lan Wangji saw with a headache that one was about to kill someone, one was about to plead guilty, and the other was crying in the dark. This was simply a misunderstanding, an oolong: "Let's go to the next door and make things clear. Let Miss Jiang put on her clothes first." Relying on his strong arms, he pulled the two out one by one, and closed the door tightly with his feet. At a time like this, he couldn't care less about being elegant.
"You are saying that you are my Taoist partner, he is your elder brother, and my junior sister is your elder brother's wife, and she has two children with him. You have to lie about the same, my junior sister is only ten years old, you brother see You are only fifteen or sixteen, look at you again, you are an old man in his 30s and 1s, it is more credible to say that you are his elder brother. Besides, I am blind, and there is a beautiful and interesting little girl If you don’t marry, find a man to be your partner, even though you are good-looking, it’s not easy to see male and female.” Wei Wuxian [-] didn’t believe it.
"You mean you are Wang Ji, but now Wang Ji should be the same age as Mr. Wei. However, since I have treated Miss Jiang lightly, I will naturally take responsibility. There is nothing wrong with you calling her my wife." 15 Lan Xichen, who is [-] years old, still has the lightness and innocence of a teenager, he is a young and responsible little boy.
"Didn't you find that your clothes didn't fit you? You must have eaten something by mistake and changed back to your previous appearance, and your memory has also stagnated. If you don't believe what I said, let's go back to Lan's or Jiang's, or even The Jin family can prove it." Lan Wangji said that although the two thought it was absurd, they believed it half to eighty percent, and Lan Xichen even found many women's dresses in his Qiankun bag. They can't help but not believe it.
"Brother Xian, are you saying that that person is really my husband? We have gone back to our own past, so we dare not write like this in the script. Look at that Lan Wangji who can call your name, and you still wake up in his bed Could it be that they are two perverts who have been greedy for our beauty for a long time, so they have planned for a long time to put us in a coma and put us on the bed. Go." Jiang Yunluo didn't believe their explanation, and whispered in Wei Wuxian's ear.
They were not allowed to go by themselves, and they said they could go back to Lianhuawu with them. Who knows if they would take the opportunity to silence her, maybe they had changed her clothes, and she was still waiting for her father and mother to come in this busy inn Better to save them.
"It's not impossible." Wei Wuxian had already believed in Lan Wangji, but after she said this, he began to doubt it again. Although Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen did look gentle and jade-like, But the well-dressed beasts are not without, still can't believe it all, and quietly put the signal in the Qiankun bag into the sky.
"Are you really Wangji?" When they told about their childhood, Lan Xichen believed Lan Wangji's words completely, so in fact, he should be a mature man with sons and daughters now, and he just got married from the patriarch. Retiring in terms of position, Miss Jiang is the sweetheart he spent half his life marrying back home and holding in his palm for decades.The progress was a bit fast, and he couldn't accept it.
The flares in Jiang Yunluo and Wei Wuxian's hands are different from those used by the disciples. Once the flare is fired, the three families will be alarmed together. After all, what Zewu-jun and Hanguang-jun can't solve, others can't solve. So as soon as they saw the signal flare, Jiang Cheng, Jin Zixuan and Si Zhui Shuxing hurried over with the most elite disciples.
"Are you really my brother?" Jiang Yunluo poked her head out of Wei Wuxian's back and looked at the mature man in front of her. Her brother Jiang Cheng was clearly a handsome and arrogant young man, why did he suddenly grow old?
"My little ancestor, what happened to you, and you Wei Wuxian, what happened to you two?" Jiang Cheng looked at his ten-year-old younger sister and Wei Wuxian who had also returned to his youth. Xian, knowing that they are all safe and relieved, but at the same time has a terrible headache.
"Junior Sister" Wei Wuxian carefully probed.
"Wei Wuxian, you just need to clean up." Wei Wuxian is really stubborn, he can forget everything, but he will not forget to anger him.
"It's him, it's him." Wei Wuxian finally confirmed that he was indeed Jiang Cheng, as for the others, they really didn't know each other.
"It's okay, don't worry, they should have eaten some kind of herbal medicine by mistake, and they will recover within half a month." Lan Xichen has carefully diagnosed Wen Qing, Zewu-jun deserves to be Zewu-jun, after all, he has a strong ability to accept Some.
Knowing that what Lan Wangji said was true, Jiang Yunluo and Wei Wuxian obediently returned to Jiang Cheng's side. There was no way, the blank memory made them instinctively rely on the people around them, and the only thing they were familiar with was old age. Jiang Cheng.
"Sect Master Jiang, can I be with you?" Lan Xichen subconsciously didn't want to be separated from Jiang Yunluo. Although they were just strangers sleeping together now and had no memories of the future, they felt that they would not be deceiving and stayed by her side. Looking at her, he felt very at ease.
"Naturally" nonsense, don't let him go back, this girl has to find him to settle accounts for her return to normal.
"So we married two brothers in the future, so we can hang out together. And these two brothers are actually quite good-looking. My brother said that they are both outstanding characters. Thinking of this, we actually made money Right." The two children whispered their ears softly, knowing that the other party is not a bad person, and that he is really her husband, Jiang Yunluo is really more and more satisfied with Lan Xichen, really good looking and gentle, she like.
"Shu Xing, how do you feel when you see your parents when they were young?" Jin Ling asked curiously.
"It's really not easy for my dad."
"Sizhui must be harder than Mr. Zewu." Lan Jingyi made a face at her, saying that it is not easy to raise a daughter-in-law by herself.
"I'll carry you on my back." Seeing her staggeringly walking a few steps, Lan Xichen couldn't help but blushed, he must have been too rough.
"Okay" Jiang Yunluo agreed simply and neatly, there was nothing to hide in front of her husband, and besides, it was his fault, so she didn't want to wrong herself.
Wei Wuxian walked with Lan Wangji casually, although Lan Wangji did not lead him, but deliberately slowed down and kept the same pace with him. It was an unexpected gain to see Wei Ying when he was a child.But he remembered everything he said in the morning. It seemed that he was blind and despised him for being old. When he recovered, he would let him take a good look at whether he was old or not.
"I want to eat Yunpian Cake, Tang Xueqiu and dried plums." Jiang Yunluo directed while lying on Lan Xichen's back.
"Okay." He finally knew who the bags of preserved roselle flowers in his Qiankun bag were prepared for. They must have had a very good relationship in the past.
"Lan Zhan, let's go catch the mountain"
"it is good"
"Lan Zhan, let's pick lotus pods."
"it is good"
"Let's go and steal some good wine from Jiang Cheng's collection."
"Okay, you drink, I will accompany you."
"Hanguang-jun really pampered Senior Wei. It's really enviable that he has remained the same for so many years." Lan Jingyi couldn't help but sigh with emotion. "By the way, Shuxing, why don't you and Jing Chen go to swim in the lake with your parents, and see how they look when they are young. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
"My father refused, saying that my mother was shocked when she saw two older children, me and my brother, and she is still a child herself now. Seeing that we are uncomfortable, my father let us Don't appear in front of her first. He himself tries to make my mother happy every day, obviously because he is afraid that we will distract her. The last time we went shopping together, my mother was very happy, so he is not afraid of me. "Shu Xing complained while playing with Si Zhui's hair.
"It's normal. The day before yesterday I saw her braiding Zewu-jun's hair for fun, and Zewu-jun was pampering her too, but let her tidy up after she had had enough fun." Jin Ling sighed, The tall image of his little uncle in his mind was shattered like this.
"Even if they do it all over again, they will still fall into each other's hands in the end, and they will enjoy it as much as they want." Si Zhui's summary is incisive.
half a month later
"Lan Zhan, I know I was wrong, I shouldn't be talking nonsense, I was young and ignorant, it was all nonsense, nonsense, please let me go, woo~" Lan Wangji used it before he finished speaking. Kiss gags.
"Haven't seen my uncle for a few days?" Shu Xing asked confidently.
"It seems to be only three days." Jing Yi answered casually.
"Forget it. I wanted to play leaf cards with him. I'd better go and find my parents." Shu Xing knew that she wouldn't be able to see the big uncle who was outspoken recently. of.
Judging by the surrounding furnishings, it is probably an ordinary inn room. The woman in his arms is strictly speaking a little girl. She is only in her early ten years old, with delicate features and delicate skin. She is a little beauty who has not yet grown up.He thought about many possibilities, whether this was a scam, whether this was a joke, but looking at the clear hickey marks on the little girl's neck and the blood marks on his body that were painfully scratched by his nails, he Know what really happened between them.
Lan Xichen, who has no memory, made up the bloody drama of his 15-year-old self forcing a girl in her early teens, and finally concluded that he was responsible.
Next door, Lan Wangji, who woke up on time, looked at Wei Wuxian who was visibly smaller beside him and blinked. It really wasn't his dizziness, Wei Ying became smaller!
The boy in the quilt is only twelve or thirteen years old, about reaching his shoulders, his facial features are a little immature, but it can also be seen that he will be rich and handsome in the future.
"Ah!!! You pervert, bastard, get the hell out of here! Brother Xian, help me!!!" A girl screamed from next door. Hearing this, Wei Wuxian, who was still asleep, sat up suddenly, and even He rushed out without thinking about putting on the shoes, and Lan Wangji quickly followed.What the hell is going on here?
As soon as I entered the door, I saw the elder brother who was standing at a loss. He looked like he was only fifteen or sixteen years old when he was young. His face was full of regret and guilt. On the bed, he was wrapped in a quilt in a shrunken version with only one head exposed. Jiang Yunluo was crying aggrievedly, Wei Wuxian raised his sword angrily, it seemed that he could kill his brother if he didn't stop him.
How did they all get smaller?And it seems that there is no later memory?Could it be the Hua Diao Chicken from last night?That's right, they just got together yesterday, and they all ate the same thing for dinner, only he couldn't touch the wine and didn't touch the dish, it seemed that it was because of that thing.
"Wei Ying, calm down first." Lan Wangji took Wei Wuxian's hand holding the sword. Now Wei Wuxian is still young, and he can't move like a chicken in front of him, and he can't kill anyone. Neng stared at him bitterly: "I'm calm, I'm calm! Calm down! He's belittled my junior sister. How old is she? Don't let me kill such a beast. I see, you two wear the same clothes." , you are a gang, and pretending to be the Lan family, you are so brave."
"Young master, I was the one who offended Lingmei, so I should admit you to deal with it, but I really have no memory of what happened last night. Even if you want to kill me, please let me find out the truth before doing it." Blue Xichen is not someone who dares to act, let alone attack a child, if he has a younger sister, he will be more angry than him.
Lan Wangji saw with a headache that one was about to kill someone, one was about to plead guilty, and the other was crying in the dark. This was simply a misunderstanding, an oolong: "Let's go to the next door and make things clear. Let Miss Jiang put on her clothes first." Relying on his strong arms, he pulled the two out one by one, and closed the door tightly with his feet. At a time like this, he couldn't care less about being elegant.
"You are saying that you are my Taoist partner, he is your elder brother, and my junior sister is your elder brother's wife, and she has two children with him. You have to lie about the same, my junior sister is only ten years old, you brother see You are only fifteen or sixteen, look at you again, you are an old man in his 30s and 1s, it is more credible to say that you are his elder brother. Besides, I am blind, and there is a beautiful and interesting little girl If you don’t marry, find a man to be your partner, even though you are good-looking, it’s not easy to see male and female.” Wei Wuxian [-] didn’t believe it.
"You mean you are Wang Ji, but now Wang Ji should be the same age as Mr. Wei. However, since I have treated Miss Jiang lightly, I will naturally take responsibility. There is nothing wrong with you calling her my wife." 15 Lan Xichen, who is [-] years old, still has the lightness and innocence of a teenager, he is a young and responsible little boy.
"Didn't you find that your clothes didn't fit you? You must have eaten something by mistake and changed back to your previous appearance, and your memory has also stagnated. If you don't believe what I said, let's go back to Lan's or Jiang's, or even The Jin family can prove it." Lan Wangji said that although the two thought it was absurd, they believed it half to eighty percent, and Lan Xichen even found many women's dresses in his Qiankun bag. They can't help but not believe it.
"Brother Xian, are you saying that that person is really my husband? We have gone back to our own past, so we dare not write like this in the script. Look at that Lan Wangji who can call your name, and you still wake up in his bed Could it be that they are two perverts who have been greedy for our beauty for a long time, so they have planned for a long time to put us in a coma and put us on the bed. Go." Jiang Yunluo didn't believe their explanation, and whispered in Wei Wuxian's ear.
They were not allowed to go by themselves, and they said they could go back to Lianhuawu with them. Who knows if they would take the opportunity to silence her, maybe they had changed her clothes, and she was still waiting for her father and mother to come in this busy inn Better to save them.
"It's not impossible." Wei Wuxian had already believed in Lan Wangji, but after she said this, he began to doubt it again. Although Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen did look gentle and jade-like, But the well-dressed beasts are not without, still can't believe it all, and quietly put the signal in the Qiankun bag into the sky.
"Are you really Wangji?" When they told about their childhood, Lan Xichen believed Lan Wangji's words completely, so in fact, he should be a mature man with sons and daughters now, and he just got married from the patriarch. Retiring in terms of position, Miss Jiang is the sweetheart he spent half his life marrying back home and holding in his palm for decades.The progress was a bit fast, and he couldn't accept it.
The flares in Jiang Yunluo and Wei Wuxian's hands are different from those used by the disciples. Once the flare is fired, the three families will be alarmed together. After all, what Zewu-jun and Hanguang-jun can't solve, others can't solve. So as soon as they saw the signal flare, Jiang Cheng, Jin Zixuan and Si Zhui Shuxing hurried over with the most elite disciples.
"Are you really my brother?" Jiang Yunluo poked her head out of Wei Wuxian's back and looked at the mature man in front of her. Her brother Jiang Cheng was clearly a handsome and arrogant young man, why did he suddenly grow old?
"My little ancestor, what happened to you, and you Wei Wuxian, what happened to you two?" Jiang Cheng looked at his ten-year-old younger sister and Wei Wuxian who had also returned to his youth. Xian, knowing that they are all safe and relieved, but at the same time has a terrible headache.
"Junior Sister" Wei Wuxian carefully probed.
"Wei Wuxian, you just need to clean up." Wei Wuxian is really stubborn, he can forget everything, but he will not forget to anger him.
"It's him, it's him." Wei Wuxian finally confirmed that he was indeed Jiang Cheng, as for the others, they really didn't know each other.
"It's okay, don't worry, they should have eaten some kind of herbal medicine by mistake, and they will recover within half a month." Lan Xichen has carefully diagnosed Wen Qing, Zewu-jun deserves to be Zewu-jun, after all, he has a strong ability to accept Some.
Knowing that what Lan Wangji said was true, Jiang Yunluo and Wei Wuxian obediently returned to Jiang Cheng's side. There was no way, the blank memory made them instinctively rely on the people around them, and the only thing they were familiar with was old age. Jiang Cheng.
"Sect Master Jiang, can I be with you?" Lan Xichen subconsciously didn't want to be separated from Jiang Yunluo. Although they were just strangers sleeping together now and had no memories of the future, they felt that they would not be deceiving and stayed by her side. Looking at her, he felt very at ease.
"Naturally" nonsense, don't let him go back, this girl has to find him to settle accounts for her return to normal.
"So we married two brothers in the future, so we can hang out together. And these two brothers are actually quite good-looking. My brother said that they are both outstanding characters. Thinking of this, we actually made money Right." The two children whispered their ears softly, knowing that the other party is not a bad person, and that he is really her husband, Jiang Yunluo is really more and more satisfied with Lan Xichen, really good looking and gentle, she like.
"Shu Xing, how do you feel when you see your parents when they were young?" Jin Ling asked curiously.
"It's really not easy for my dad."
"Sizhui must be harder than Mr. Zewu." Lan Jingyi made a face at her, saying that it is not easy to raise a daughter-in-law by herself.
"I'll carry you on my back." Seeing her staggeringly walking a few steps, Lan Xichen couldn't help but blushed, he must have been too rough.
"Okay" Jiang Yunluo agreed simply and neatly, there was nothing to hide in front of her husband, and besides, it was his fault, so she didn't want to wrong herself.
Wei Wuxian walked with Lan Wangji casually, although Lan Wangji did not lead him, but deliberately slowed down and kept the same pace with him. It was an unexpected gain to see Wei Ying when he was a child.But he remembered everything he said in the morning. It seemed that he was blind and despised him for being old. When he recovered, he would let him take a good look at whether he was old or not.
"I want to eat Yunpian Cake, Tang Xueqiu and dried plums." Jiang Yunluo directed while lying on Lan Xichen's back.
"Okay." He finally knew who the bags of preserved roselle flowers in his Qiankun bag were prepared for. They must have had a very good relationship in the past.
"Lan Zhan, let's go catch the mountain"
"it is good"
"Lan Zhan, let's pick lotus pods."
"it is good"
"Let's go and steal some good wine from Jiang Cheng's collection."
"Okay, you drink, I will accompany you."
"Hanguang-jun really pampered Senior Wei. It's really enviable that he has remained the same for so many years." Lan Jingyi couldn't help but sigh with emotion. "By the way, Shuxing, why don't you and Jing Chen go to swim in the lake with your parents, and see how they look when they are young. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
"My father refused, saying that my mother was shocked when she saw two older children, me and my brother, and she is still a child herself now. Seeing that we are uncomfortable, my father let us Don't appear in front of her first. He himself tries to make my mother happy every day, obviously because he is afraid that we will distract her. The last time we went shopping together, my mother was very happy, so he is not afraid of me. "Shu Xing complained while playing with Si Zhui's hair.
"It's normal. The day before yesterday I saw her braiding Zewu-jun's hair for fun, and Zewu-jun was pampering her too, but let her tidy up after she had had enough fun." Jin Ling sighed, The tall image of his little uncle in his mind was shattered like this.
"Even if they do it all over again, they will still fall into each other's hands in the end, and they will enjoy it as much as they want." Si Zhui's summary is incisive.
half a month later
"Lan Zhan, I know I was wrong, I shouldn't be talking nonsense, I was young and ignorant, it was all nonsense, nonsense, please let me go, woo~" Lan Wangji used it before he finished speaking. Kiss gags.
"Haven't seen my uncle for a few days?" Shu Xing asked confidently.
"It seems to be only three days." Jing Yi answered casually.
"Forget it. I wanted to play leaf cards with him. I'd better go and find my parents." Shu Xing knew that she wouldn't be able to see the big uncle who was outspoken recently. of.
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