Scumbag, he is soft and sweet

At 08:30 in the evening, Mi Funan went home with Gu Xi, and the little grandson of Uncle Wang next door had already been sent back.

Mi Zhao's argument was that it was boring to be alone at home, thinking that playing with children would make him younger.

In this regard, Mi Xun did not want to express any opinion.

On the 23rd, a family of four stayed at home and cleaned up the whole family.Mi Funan called it a family group building activity.

The house is very clean, there are servants to clean it every day, and the four of them don't touch the spring water very much. They really don't know how to clean it. They just wipe the floor and furniture symbolically, and wipe out all the things that can be changed in the house. Bed sheets, quilt covers, pillowcases, curtains, sofa releases and other things were changed again. Those that should be hand-washed were hand-washed, and those that could be thrown into the washing machine were thrown into the washing machine.

Mi Xun didn't like to touch the water, so he took a feather duster to sweep the walls and roof.

In previous years, their family has come here like this, and this year is no exception.

Gu Xi said it was also called a sense of ritual.

The sense of ritual is a waste of time, but it is undeniable that it is really interesting for the family to get together and do things together lively.

Mi Xun was wearing a blue disposable mask and headgear, and was holding a feather duster in his hand to sweep up and down the stairs, and the fluttering feather duster would drop a chicken feather from time to time.

The phone was in his pocket, which made it impossible for Mi Xun to reply to the messages Yu Ji sent to Mi Xun immediately.

By the time Mi Xun finished sweeping a wall, Yu Ji's message had been sent for more than 20 minutes.

Mi Xun clicked on the chat box, and there were more than a dozen messages, which were not serious and had nothing to do with study, most of them were photos.

Some Yu Ji pruned potted plants, some Yu Ji walked the dog, and some Yu Ji coaxed crying children.

Anyway, Yu Ji appeared in every photo.

When Mi Xun was checking the news, it happened that Yu Ji sent another photo.

In the photo, Yu Ji was frowning, changing the pants of a little boy.

The little boy looks about three or four years old and has just started kindergarten. I don’t know whether he soiled his pants or wet his pants. In short, half of his buttocks are exposed to the air. Yu Ji is pulling up the little boy’s pants with a poker face. .

Without waiting for Mi Xun to take a closer look, Yu Ji withdrew the photo.

Mi Xun slowly typed a "?" and sent it.

Yu Ji replied almost in seconds, with a very shocked tone:

[—Yu Meijing: You saw it! ]

[—Yu Meijing: You actually saw it! ]

Mi Xun doesn't understand why a photo can't be seen, isn't it just for people to see?

[—Yu Meijing: His lower body is naked! ]

Mi Xun: "...?"

Just half ass...

[—Zai Zai: How old is he... why do you have to be jealous of everything...]

Seeing the news, Yu Ji thought to himself, this is not the time for you to be jealous of the Chinese teacher who is a woman.

Indeed not.

"Mi Xun, you're lazy again!" Mi Funan threw the dirty rag at Mi Xun, hitting Mi Xun's ass.Mi Xun's eyes widened, "Dad! Throw the dirty ones on me too!"

Mi Funan didn't care much, he waved his hand, "Anyway, after the cleaning, we have to change clothes, whether it's dirty or not, it's not a big problem."

God damn it's not a big problem!

Furious, Mi Xun jumped off the table bitterly and began to sweep the other wall.

On the other side, Yu Ji saw that the chat was going well, and his own son who suddenly lost contact fell into deep thought. After a long time, he deliberated and asked a deep question:

[—Yu Meijing: What are you doing? ]

However, this question is destined not to be answered in a short time.

But Yu Ji has no time to take care of these, he is surrounded by a bunch of children, and Yu Ji's brain hurts when the children are making noise.

Yu Ji doesn't hate children, but he can't say he likes them too much.He is an only child, and only children generally have a unique temperament and don't like to get close to others.

But fortunately, the children of the Yu family have good tutors, although they are noisy, they are not bears at all.For children, it's normal to be more noisy and lively.

It's just that Yu Ji doesn't understand why his child's fate is so strong.

There are two long legs, one leg is holding a small hand, and two are still leaning on the side.

Both men and women are clamoring for Yu Ji to tell them stories, to play with them, to sing a nursery rhyme to each of them...

Every year during the Chinese New Year, Yu Ji can be said to be unbearably disturbed, and he even began to rejoice that his family's Zai Zai could not bear him a child.

On the 24th, New Year's Eve is here.

Early in the morning, Mi Xun and Mi Zhao were called up by Mi Funan to freshen up and dress up, and the family began to post tunes and couplets with blessing characters.

After finishing their work at home, the four rushed to find the old man to celebrate the New Year.

In the eyes of Chinese people, the New Year's Eve is the real way to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new.

Delicious food, family gathering, and reunion.

I have to stay up late on New Year's Eve, and I have to eat hot dumplings at midnight, both vegetarian and meat.

When it was ten minutes before zero, Yu Ji called.

The first floor was quite noisy, so Mi Xun greeted his family and ran to the second floor.

"Hello." Mi Xun ran up to the study on the second floor, and locked the door casually, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, I finally got some free time, so I just wanted to call you." Yu Ji was also a little noisy, the sound of children running around was obvious, and the sound of the gala broadcasted by CCTV.

Mi Xun opened the window a small slit, and the cold wind whizzed into the room through the slit, making Mi Xun's exposed skin a little goose bumps.

The view on the second floor is obviously better than that on the first floor. Every house is decorated with lanterns and festoons, and there are children setting off flowers in the open space. Well, or fireworks sticks, and the sound of falling cannons comes in.

Looking at these daily plots, for some reason, Mi Xun suddenly began to miss Yu Ji crazily.In fact, counting carefully, the two of them only separated for less than three days.

Mi Xun picked the window lattice, lowered his eyes, looked a little lonely, but his voice was cheerful, he smiled, "Why, miss your husband?"

The other side was quiet for a few seconds, only the sound of breathing was infinitely amplified by Mi Xun's ear through the earpiece.

"Ah."

"Think about it."

The next second, there was movement from the other side of the receiver, a child's voice, and asked Yu Ji crisply, "Is the big cousin talking to the sister-in-law?"

There was some noise coming from the earpiece, and Mi Xun could imagine Yu Ji flustered on the other side.

Mi Xun couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Then I heard Yu Ji carefully 'shh' on the other side, and then continued to talk to Mi Xun, "Hello? Are you still listening?"

Mi Xun gave an 'hmm' and asked, "I'm listening, whose child knows so much?"

"My uncle's child." Yu Ji suddenly said "ah", and after a second of noise, there was a clear and immature child's voice, "Crooked~ you are my little sister-in-law~"

Mi Xun also dragged out the ending, and said softly, "That's right~"

The child on the opposite side said "ah", then Mi Xun saw the child and said to Yu Ji in surprise, "My sister-in-law is a man!"

Mi Xun: "...!"

Oops!Mi Xun thought to himself, if something bad happens, the child must tell the truth!

"Wow, I have a male sister-in-law, it's great!"

Mi Xun: "...?"

"Xiao Ming has a male brother-in-law!"

Mi Xun: "...??"

What the hell, do children know so much now?Return male brother-in-law male sister-in-law?

Yu Ji reprimanded the child, "No comparison!"

"Huh! You go away!" The child clutched his phone tightly and yelled into the microphone, "Sister-in-law, you must not despise my big cousin! Although my big cousin always has a bad face, but others Great! You must, must be my sister-in-law!"

Yu Ji seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and forcibly snatched the phone back, the child was dissatisfied, "What are you doing, I want to chat with my sister-in-law!"

"Don't you have time to chat with my sister-in-law!"

"You're really picky!"

"Go out and close the door!" Yu Ji's voice was stiff, "How many times have I taught you to knock on the door before entering the house!"

Mi Xun listened quietly on the other end of the phone, and felt that the sentence pattern of this sentence was very familiar. Every time Yu Ji preached to himself, it was like this:

"How many times have I told you, don't cross your legs/drink milk tea/eat barbecue!"

"You are so annoying!" the child snorted, "I want to tell Yinyin the good news!"

Yinyin is the younger sister of the child.

After dismissing the children, Yu Ji talked to Mi Xun Ansheng for a while.

"It's Chinese New Year, you don't play with your phone when you have dinner with your family?"

Probably after chatting with the child, Mi Xun's tone was a little cute for a while, and he didn't switch back.

Yu Ji's voice was low, as if a little shy, "I missed you, so I pretended to go to the toilet and called you."

Mi Xun... Mi Xun thinks it's a little sweet.

"Mi Xun! Come down quickly, it's time to eat dumplings at midnight!" Gu Xi knocked on the door of the study, urging him, "Hurry up and go downstairs!"

Mi Xun responded, closed the window, and walked out, seizing the last few seconds to spend with Yu Ji, "muamuamua! Okay, hang up, I'm going downstairs, you should go out too, otherwise you It takes too long to go to the toilet."

Going downstairs while talking, Mi Fu Nan came out of the kitchen carrying dumplings, seeing Mi Xun still going downstairs slowly, she also urged, "What are you waiting for, why don't you give me a hand."

Mi Xun nodded and was about to hang up the phone.

"Mi Xun!" Yu Ji suddenly said.

"Huh?" Mi Xun took a plate of dumplings with one hand.

"Happy New Year." Yu Ji said, "Be happy in the new year."

On the TV, the countdown of CCTV just happened to be zero, and Yu Ji's words almost overlapped with the joyful blessings of the host on the TV.

In front of the huge floor-to-ceiling windows on the first floor, are the fireworks that the city unifies into the sky.

gorgeous, magnificent.

Mi Xun put away the phone and smiled.

The hot dumplings were served on the table, and everyone swallowed the first dumpling of the new year with the sound of the zero o'clock bell and the sound of fireworks rising into the sky.

What Mi Xun ate was stuffed with pork and chives, and each dumpling contained a large shrimp.There are also vegetarian chives and dumplings with all vegetarian fillings on the table.

Everyone ate the dumplings, the old man stood up and said the congratulations first, and then everyone came one by one.

When it was Mi Xun's turn, Mi Xun toasted and stood up, "It's a new year, as long as you are happy!"

"This sentence is a sarcasm to others, but it is literal to you."

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