Scumbag, he is soft and sweet
Chapter 78 Mi Xun Jealous Collection.xslx
At the end of the month, the city ushered in the first snow.
Although it was the first snow, the momentum was very strong. It seemed that overnight, the whole city became covered with snow, which was a response to the saying, "Suddenly like a spring breeze coming overnight, thousands of trees and pear trees bloom".
There is no physical education class in the third year of senior high school, but the head teacher of Class [-] thought that the students were under great study pressure, so for the first time, he used his evening self-study time to give everyone a "holiday", um, secretly.
The gymnasium and the open-air playground, Class [-] students chose the latter.
The open-air playground around the sea is generally locked, except when there are physical education classes and some sports students are training.I don't know where the class teacher got the key. After all, it has been snowing for the past two days, so the playground has been locked for two days.
The students were all very excited, not looking forward to running around in this icy and snowy place, but when they thought about the study time being used for relaxation, or group activities, the brain cells became active by themselves. The students in Class Nine were so looking forward to it. Studying during the day is full of 'motivation'.
By the time of evening self-study, the snow outside had lightened, but there were some snow slags floating around.The teacher in charge told the students who were already too excited that they must wear more clothes.
After all, it is very troublesome to be sick in the third year of high school, and taking a day off can delay a lot of study progress.
The evening self-study is full of two hours, and the class teacher and the students make three chapters, "First, the most important point, pay attention to safety; second, please keep your voice down, because other classes are still in class, especially on the second night ;Third, as long as you are active in the playground, I will lock the door after a while, and no one is allowed to sneak away. If you have to leave under special circumstances, you have to tell me."
Don't care if everyone listened or not, anyway, they all agreed, "Got it!"
And then left in a hurry.
Tai Weijun brought a power bank. He found a stand, swept away the falling snow on the steps, and sat on it. It was very cold. He took a few breaths, then put on his hat and set his mobile phone, and watched It means that they are planning to use the time for evening self-study and outdoor activities to score higher points in the ranking.
Mi Zhao didn't want to be a light bulb, so he joined forces with Tai Weijun at this time.
Within 2 minutes of the start, two girls came over, one of whom had written a love letter to Mi Zhao before.
"Make room, let's go in double row."
When the girl opened her mouth, Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao couldn't refute the girl's face.
"There are so many seats, just sit wherever you want." Mi Zhao didn't even raise his head, and concentrated on playing games.Tai Weijun was a little stronger than him, but only a little bit stronger, "Wait a minute, wait until we finish this game, I'll die in a minute."
Hearing this, the two girls pursed their lips and nodded, very aggrieved, they tidied up their seats and found a place to sit down, their buttocks were also iced out.
Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao glanced at each other from the corner of their eyes, and exchanged a tacit look with each other—it was impossible to give up the position, and it was hard to get hot, so they could only 'stand by' and 'gloat'.
It was said to be 1 minute, but the two of them hadn't been invited after playing a round. Among them, the girl who had written a love letter to Mi Zhao gritted her teeth and sat down next to Mi Zhao again.
"It's so cold, and the seat is so cold." The girl's long and curled eyelashes were covered with little snow scum, and when she spoke, she sprayed out a series of white mist, "Hey, your hands are so bare. Is it cold? Your hands are shaking and turning red from the cold." As he spoke, he leaned on Mi Zhao's arm.
"It's cold." Mi Zhao yelled, "Hurry up and replenish the line, you idiot!" ’ While glancing at the girl who was very close to him, "Sit on the side, don't be next to me, I'm cold too, you have led me away from the heat."
Girl: "..."
Tai Weijun beside Mi Zhao is also going through a similar situation.
"Your hands are frozen, don't be afraid of affecting your performance and being sprayed by your teammates." As soon as the girl finished speaking, the people on the opposite side of the game began to greet the eighteenth generation of Tai Weijun's ancestors, and Tai Weijun also responded fragrantly.
The verbal and verbal scolding ended with each other adding WeChat and building groups to continue scolding.
After scolding the first victory in the battle, Tai Weijun had time to answer the question of the girl who was stunned by his eloquence, "Of course it affects...the idiot on the other side of the trough who grabbed the head and apologized to me!" After a pause, Tai Weijun moved his buttocks, away from Girl, "You squeeze me... You move, you lean on my arm, it affects my operation too much."
Another girl: "..."
"Nonsense, I'm so fat, and I'm squeezing you to affect your performance..." The girl blamed her.
Hearing this, Tai Weijun really took the time to look up at the girl next to her - oval face, high ponytail, very youthful, just...
"Your thighs are too thick, the flesh squeezes me."
Girl: "...!"
After taking two deep breaths, the girl managed to calm down the anger in her heart, but she couldn't stay with the wood beside her anymore, so she got up and left.The situation of the other girl was not much better.She was heartbroken by Mi Zhao's 'truth'.
You can't get angry, you can't scratch him, and you can't pull his hair.The girl kept admonishing herself from the bottom of her heart, such a mental construction, she managed to maintain a smirk, and left.
Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao didn't even know that they had "escaped a catastrophe", and they were still playing the game wholeheartedly.A few minutes later, Xu Chuanqi and the bald head also approached, and the four of them could just match up for a few rounds.
Many years later, Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao, who were still single, realized the importance of "puppy love" after watching Mi Xun Yuji get their marriage certificate, and what they missed on that winter evening in their third year of high school!
In the other corner of the playground, Mi Xun was still angry with Yu Ji.
The reason is simple.
The playground has snowed for the past two days, and no one came in. The snow on the ground has a certain height, and the key is to be clean.Mi Xun asked Yu Ji to build a snowman, but Yu Ji refused, saying that the two of them didn't wear gloves, and that if they built a snowman at night, their hands would get frostbite.
In fact, Yu Ji said this mainly because he was worried about Mi Xun. His own hands are very thick, but his cubs are different from him. Their hands are tender and beautiful. If they get frostbite or get frostbite , he felt so distressed, the point is, it will also affect writing.
Such a romantic and childlike proposal was ruthlessly passed by Yu Ji, and Mi Xun was furious, "Why are you so boring! You are so boring! Please, you are only eighteen, and you live like an 80-year-old old man every day !"
He is not angry when he is scolded, all Yu Ji's good temper is thrown at Mi Xun, he stretches his arms to hug Mi Xun, "Don't be angry, Zai Zai."
"Cub, what cub! Who is your cub! I'm your father!" Mi Xun frowned, and pushed Yu Ji's arm away, "Fuck off, if you let me hug you, you can hug her!"
Yu Ji didn't follow, he insisted on licking his face and leaned over, Mi Xun simply sat down on the ground.
"Hey, get up, your stomach is cold, hurry up!" Yu Ji said, bending over, putting his hands through Mi Xun's armpits, trying to lift him up from the ground.
Mi Xun tensed up, but couldn't get up.
The snow is slippery, and Mi Xun's falling force is also great, Yu Ji tried twice, but he really failed to lift him up.
Embarrassment in the air.
Then...then Mi Xun became even angrier.
After Yu Ji managed to make Mi Xun happy, the outdoor entertainment time for evening self-study was over.
So two weeks passed.
On December 12th, early in the morning, Yu Ji mysteriously told Mi Xun that he had prepared an unforgettable gift and would give it to him at noon, and also asked him to look for it and remember to check it.
Mi Xun's heart was full of joy when he heard this, and his family Yu Meijing actually took the initiative to play romance, how could he not be moved? !
Mi Xun was very moved and looked forward to it all morning, imagining what kind of delivery he would receive in a while——flowers, delicious food, or the set of oil paints that he said he liked a few days ago?
Unexpected, but extremely curious, Mi Xun waited and waited, checking the time from time to time, he had never felt that the time was so long.
The fourth class is about to end, and Mi Xun thought about everything Yu Ji could give him, and even decided that no matter what Yu Ji gave him later, even if it was a set of five or three books, he would block Yu Ji in the corner and ruthlessly Carry out a 'love kiss', write as many questions as you like!
As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Mi Xun couldn't wait to stand up, standing upright with one leg, and kneeling on the chair with the other bent, "Where do I get the present? How big is it, and is it heavy?"
"Sit down, sit down." Yu Ji waved his hands, lowered his head and fiddled with the phone, "It's not that troublesome, just look at the phone."
Mi Xun let out an 'ah', then bent down and flipped through the phone in the bookcase, he thought Yu Ji had sent the courier directly to his home, "My God, you are still making such trouble, I..."
The second half of the sentence came to an abrupt end after Mi Xun opened the WeChat chat interface between himself and Yu Ji.
[—Yu Meijing: "Jealous and Angry Collection.xlsx"]
Mi Xunmu clicked on the excel blankly, and there were three columns of content, the first column was time, the second column was event, and the third column was duration:
'2016.11.11, because it took too long for me to come down to pick up the courier, you squatted in the box until your legs became numb, angry, 5 minutes; when the princess was hugged by the aunt at home, angry, 15 minutes; after watching a movie, you thought I would Kiss you, but I just ate popcorn, got angry for half an hour; on the way back, insisted that I had an affair with a childhood playmate who couldn’t remember the face, got angry all night;
2016.11.12, QZone liked the class leader’s post, but didn’t like your comment on the class leader’s comment. I was angry and ignored me for a long time;
2016.11.15, you posted a love letter on Moments, I am not the first to praise you, angry, 2 minutes;
2016.11.17, during the big class break, the Chinese teacher came to me, and you insisted on following me, and waited for almost 10 minutes outside the office. After I came out, you got angry and jealous because the Chinese teacher was a woman, and spent a night of self-study ;
2016.11.19, asked me to take a picture of you, and then send the picture to Moments to show your affection. When you liked it, you thought I took a picture of you ugly, and insisted that I did it on purpose, and I was angry all day long;
2016.11.20, if you insist on making a snowman with your hands at night, I won’t let you, get angry for one hour; you sit on the ground on purpose, I don’t pick you up, get angry, insist that I’m trying to make you fat, get angry for one hour;
2016.11.27, a student in the club added me as a friend, I didn’t agree, and when you found out, I was angry and jealous, and ignored me for three days;
2016.11.29, Thanksgiving, you don’t want the roast chicken takeaway and apple pie, you don’t want it, share it with your brother, Tai Weijun, Xu Chuanqi and Baldhead, they were angry + jealous, ignored me for two days, and even broke up;
2016.12.2, went to take a shower, forgot to tell you, did not reply to your message for half an hour, got angry, two hours;
2016.12.5, my dad made wontons earlier, but I didn’t bring them to you, so I got angry, 10 minutes;
2016.12.8, I saw my high school female classmate liked your photo in my circle of friends, angry + jealous, 10 minutes; I deleted her, and you said I was a guilty conscience, more angry, half an hour;
On December 2016.12.9, [-], when eating in the cafeteria, I sat next to a strange female classmate, angry + jealous, all afternoon;
2016.12.11, because the next day is Double Twelve, I didn't buy you a gift, and you said that I have no sense of ritual in dating, get angry, 5 minutes.
To be continued...'
Mi Xun: "..." What the hell, to be continued! (Turn the table.jpg)
[The author has something to say]: Ah, I want to list many, many more items in this collection excel...it feels so cute...hehehe
Although it was the first snow, the momentum was very strong. It seemed that overnight, the whole city became covered with snow, which was a response to the saying, "Suddenly like a spring breeze coming overnight, thousands of trees and pear trees bloom".
There is no physical education class in the third year of senior high school, but the head teacher of Class [-] thought that the students were under great study pressure, so for the first time, he used his evening self-study time to give everyone a "holiday", um, secretly.
The gymnasium and the open-air playground, Class [-] students chose the latter.
The open-air playground around the sea is generally locked, except when there are physical education classes and some sports students are training.I don't know where the class teacher got the key. After all, it has been snowing for the past two days, so the playground has been locked for two days.
The students were all very excited, not looking forward to running around in this icy and snowy place, but when they thought about the study time being used for relaxation, or group activities, the brain cells became active by themselves. The students in Class Nine were so looking forward to it. Studying during the day is full of 'motivation'.
By the time of evening self-study, the snow outside had lightened, but there were some snow slags floating around.The teacher in charge told the students who were already too excited that they must wear more clothes.
After all, it is very troublesome to be sick in the third year of high school, and taking a day off can delay a lot of study progress.
The evening self-study is full of two hours, and the class teacher and the students make three chapters, "First, the most important point, pay attention to safety; second, please keep your voice down, because other classes are still in class, especially on the second night ;Third, as long as you are active in the playground, I will lock the door after a while, and no one is allowed to sneak away. If you have to leave under special circumstances, you have to tell me."
Don't care if everyone listened or not, anyway, they all agreed, "Got it!"
And then left in a hurry.
Tai Weijun brought a power bank. He found a stand, swept away the falling snow on the steps, and sat on it. It was very cold. He took a few breaths, then put on his hat and set his mobile phone, and watched It means that they are planning to use the time for evening self-study and outdoor activities to score higher points in the ranking.
Mi Zhao didn't want to be a light bulb, so he joined forces with Tai Weijun at this time.
Within 2 minutes of the start, two girls came over, one of whom had written a love letter to Mi Zhao before.
"Make room, let's go in double row."
When the girl opened her mouth, Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao couldn't refute the girl's face.
"There are so many seats, just sit wherever you want." Mi Zhao didn't even raise his head, and concentrated on playing games.Tai Weijun was a little stronger than him, but only a little bit stronger, "Wait a minute, wait until we finish this game, I'll die in a minute."
Hearing this, the two girls pursed their lips and nodded, very aggrieved, they tidied up their seats and found a place to sit down, their buttocks were also iced out.
Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao glanced at each other from the corner of their eyes, and exchanged a tacit look with each other—it was impossible to give up the position, and it was hard to get hot, so they could only 'stand by' and 'gloat'.
It was said to be 1 minute, but the two of them hadn't been invited after playing a round. Among them, the girl who had written a love letter to Mi Zhao gritted her teeth and sat down next to Mi Zhao again.
"It's so cold, and the seat is so cold." The girl's long and curled eyelashes were covered with little snow scum, and when she spoke, she sprayed out a series of white mist, "Hey, your hands are so bare. Is it cold? Your hands are shaking and turning red from the cold." As he spoke, he leaned on Mi Zhao's arm.
"It's cold." Mi Zhao yelled, "Hurry up and replenish the line, you idiot!" ’ While glancing at the girl who was very close to him, "Sit on the side, don't be next to me, I'm cold too, you have led me away from the heat."
Girl: "..."
Tai Weijun beside Mi Zhao is also going through a similar situation.
"Your hands are frozen, don't be afraid of affecting your performance and being sprayed by your teammates." As soon as the girl finished speaking, the people on the opposite side of the game began to greet the eighteenth generation of Tai Weijun's ancestors, and Tai Weijun also responded fragrantly.
The verbal and verbal scolding ended with each other adding WeChat and building groups to continue scolding.
After scolding the first victory in the battle, Tai Weijun had time to answer the question of the girl who was stunned by his eloquence, "Of course it affects...the idiot on the other side of the trough who grabbed the head and apologized to me!" After a pause, Tai Weijun moved his buttocks, away from Girl, "You squeeze me... You move, you lean on my arm, it affects my operation too much."
Another girl: "..."
"Nonsense, I'm so fat, and I'm squeezing you to affect your performance..." The girl blamed her.
Hearing this, Tai Weijun really took the time to look up at the girl next to her - oval face, high ponytail, very youthful, just...
"Your thighs are too thick, the flesh squeezes me."
Girl: "...!"
After taking two deep breaths, the girl managed to calm down the anger in her heart, but she couldn't stay with the wood beside her anymore, so she got up and left.The situation of the other girl was not much better.She was heartbroken by Mi Zhao's 'truth'.
You can't get angry, you can't scratch him, and you can't pull his hair.The girl kept admonishing herself from the bottom of her heart, such a mental construction, she managed to maintain a smirk, and left.
Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao didn't even know that they had "escaped a catastrophe", and they were still playing the game wholeheartedly.A few minutes later, Xu Chuanqi and the bald head also approached, and the four of them could just match up for a few rounds.
Many years later, Tai Weijun and Mi Zhao, who were still single, realized the importance of "puppy love" after watching Mi Xun Yuji get their marriage certificate, and what they missed on that winter evening in their third year of high school!
In the other corner of the playground, Mi Xun was still angry with Yu Ji.
The reason is simple.
The playground has snowed for the past two days, and no one came in. The snow on the ground has a certain height, and the key is to be clean.Mi Xun asked Yu Ji to build a snowman, but Yu Ji refused, saying that the two of them didn't wear gloves, and that if they built a snowman at night, their hands would get frostbite.
In fact, Yu Ji said this mainly because he was worried about Mi Xun. His own hands are very thick, but his cubs are different from him. Their hands are tender and beautiful. If they get frostbite or get frostbite , he felt so distressed, the point is, it will also affect writing.
Such a romantic and childlike proposal was ruthlessly passed by Yu Ji, and Mi Xun was furious, "Why are you so boring! You are so boring! Please, you are only eighteen, and you live like an 80-year-old old man every day !"
He is not angry when he is scolded, all Yu Ji's good temper is thrown at Mi Xun, he stretches his arms to hug Mi Xun, "Don't be angry, Zai Zai."
"Cub, what cub! Who is your cub! I'm your father!" Mi Xun frowned, and pushed Yu Ji's arm away, "Fuck off, if you let me hug you, you can hug her!"
Yu Ji didn't follow, he insisted on licking his face and leaned over, Mi Xun simply sat down on the ground.
"Hey, get up, your stomach is cold, hurry up!" Yu Ji said, bending over, putting his hands through Mi Xun's armpits, trying to lift him up from the ground.
Mi Xun tensed up, but couldn't get up.
The snow is slippery, and Mi Xun's falling force is also great, Yu Ji tried twice, but he really failed to lift him up.
Embarrassment in the air.
Then...then Mi Xun became even angrier.
After Yu Ji managed to make Mi Xun happy, the outdoor entertainment time for evening self-study was over.
So two weeks passed.
On December 12th, early in the morning, Yu Ji mysteriously told Mi Xun that he had prepared an unforgettable gift and would give it to him at noon, and also asked him to look for it and remember to check it.
Mi Xun's heart was full of joy when he heard this, and his family Yu Meijing actually took the initiative to play romance, how could he not be moved? !
Mi Xun was very moved and looked forward to it all morning, imagining what kind of delivery he would receive in a while——flowers, delicious food, or the set of oil paints that he said he liked a few days ago?
Unexpected, but extremely curious, Mi Xun waited and waited, checking the time from time to time, he had never felt that the time was so long.
The fourth class is about to end, and Mi Xun thought about everything Yu Ji could give him, and even decided that no matter what Yu Ji gave him later, even if it was a set of five or three books, he would block Yu Ji in the corner and ruthlessly Carry out a 'love kiss', write as many questions as you like!
As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Mi Xun couldn't wait to stand up, standing upright with one leg, and kneeling on the chair with the other bent, "Where do I get the present? How big is it, and is it heavy?"
"Sit down, sit down." Yu Ji waved his hands, lowered his head and fiddled with the phone, "It's not that troublesome, just look at the phone."
Mi Xun let out an 'ah', then bent down and flipped through the phone in the bookcase, he thought Yu Ji had sent the courier directly to his home, "My God, you are still making such trouble, I..."
The second half of the sentence came to an abrupt end after Mi Xun opened the WeChat chat interface between himself and Yu Ji.
[—Yu Meijing: "Jealous and Angry Collection.xlsx"]
Mi Xunmu clicked on the excel blankly, and there were three columns of content, the first column was time, the second column was event, and the third column was duration:
'2016.11.11, because it took too long for me to come down to pick up the courier, you squatted in the box until your legs became numb, angry, 5 minutes; when the princess was hugged by the aunt at home, angry, 15 minutes; after watching a movie, you thought I would Kiss you, but I just ate popcorn, got angry for half an hour; on the way back, insisted that I had an affair with a childhood playmate who couldn’t remember the face, got angry all night;
2016.11.12, QZone liked the class leader’s post, but didn’t like your comment on the class leader’s comment. I was angry and ignored me for a long time;
2016.11.15, you posted a love letter on Moments, I am not the first to praise you, angry, 2 minutes;
2016.11.17, during the big class break, the Chinese teacher came to me, and you insisted on following me, and waited for almost 10 minutes outside the office. After I came out, you got angry and jealous because the Chinese teacher was a woman, and spent a night of self-study ;
2016.11.19, asked me to take a picture of you, and then send the picture to Moments to show your affection. When you liked it, you thought I took a picture of you ugly, and insisted that I did it on purpose, and I was angry all day long;
2016.11.20, if you insist on making a snowman with your hands at night, I won’t let you, get angry for one hour; you sit on the ground on purpose, I don’t pick you up, get angry, insist that I’m trying to make you fat, get angry for one hour;
2016.11.27, a student in the club added me as a friend, I didn’t agree, and when you found out, I was angry and jealous, and ignored me for three days;
2016.11.29, Thanksgiving, you don’t want the roast chicken takeaway and apple pie, you don’t want it, share it with your brother, Tai Weijun, Xu Chuanqi and Baldhead, they were angry + jealous, ignored me for two days, and even broke up;
2016.12.2, went to take a shower, forgot to tell you, did not reply to your message for half an hour, got angry, two hours;
2016.12.5, my dad made wontons earlier, but I didn’t bring them to you, so I got angry, 10 minutes;
2016.12.8, I saw my high school female classmate liked your photo in my circle of friends, angry + jealous, 10 minutes; I deleted her, and you said I was a guilty conscience, more angry, half an hour;
On December 2016.12.9, [-], when eating in the cafeteria, I sat next to a strange female classmate, angry + jealous, all afternoon;
2016.12.11, because the next day is Double Twelve, I didn't buy you a gift, and you said that I have no sense of ritual in dating, get angry, 5 minutes.
To be continued...'
Mi Xun: "..." What the hell, to be continued! (Turn the table.jpg)
[The author has something to say]: Ah, I want to list many, many more items in this collection excel...it feels so cute...hehehe
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