Scumbag, he is soft and sweet

In the end, Yu Ji still agreed to form a program with Mi Xun, but it was not a women's clothing play, or a normal general program.

With the consent of the parties involved, Mi Xun happily wrote down the names of the two on the registration form.

After writing the contact information of the name and student number, when filling in the last two columns of "program category" and "program name", Mi Xun began to struggle, what should I fill in?

"I'm good at singing, and I'm good at painting, but painting can't be treated as a show..." Mi Xun turned his pen and thought, "I sing every year, it's too old-fashioned."

"Yu Ji, what are you good at? You tell me, and I'll see if I can do it. Let's work together to see if we can come up with a show."

Mi Xun's velvety white fingertips made a beautiful arc in front of Yu Ji's eyes, and the fountain pen danced on the fingertips in a dazzled way.Yu Ji lowered his eyes, thought for two seconds, and said slowly, "I can perform hand-copied Diamond Sutra."

Mi Xun: "..." Seriously, is this hurdle Yu Ji can't get over? Is it?!

Facing Mi Xun's sneer, Yu Ji raised his head to look at the Chinese teacher who was giving a lecture on the podium, he pondered for three seconds, and then changed his proposal politely, "Actually, I have a good memory. I have a good memory since I was a child. It’s almost impossible to forget.”

Mi Xun's eyes lit up, thinking that Yu Ji is the legendary "strongest brain"?

"At that time, I can perform a program of silently writing the Diamond Sutra, and you can stand next to me and sing the Buddha's gatha, and it will be the background music." Yu Ji nodded as he spoke, as if he was convinced by his own whimsy "It's novel, quiet, and elegant."

"Ha ha."

Mi Xun responded with two sneers, and the irony hangs on the corners of his eyes brightly. The sarcasm made the thick and beautiful facial features even more colorful, like thorny roses that are difficult to break, which can arouse the emotions of men very much. Conquest.

However, Yu Ji didn't have time to calm down and appreciate the beauty of this beautiful woman's anger. He knew from Mi Xun's expression that he seemed to have ruthlessly passed this suggestion.

Oh, maybe he was not just passed, but also severely dissed by Mi Xun.

"Last chance." Mi Xun smiled and waved his index finger, "If you still can't come up with a proposal that satisfies me, you can continue playing in women's clothing. Then I will play the male lead, and you are the female lead in the entertainment industry. Stage a sadomasochism, the kind of mother who jumped off the building to die after breaking up."

Seeing Yu Ji's stiff body with a trembling and the undisguised panic in his eyes, Mi Xun chuckled lightly, with unknown meaning, "You are not the only one. Puppet girls are so popular these days, it's a common thing to be cross-dressed." Avenue."

Mi Xun secretly hooked Yu Ji's palm, his expression was neither sad nor happy, he looked like a magic stick, "It just so happens that you have a peachy face, which is full of femininity and beauty."

Just as they were discussing and threatening, Mi Zhao and Tai Weijun were picked up by the Chinese teacher on the other side, and when they stood up, they were given a serious education.Mi Zhao stepped on the thunder even more, and was directly asked to translate classical Chinese...

Looking at Mi Zhao, who stumbled through the translation, Mi Xun drooped his handsome face, and felt that it was really hard for him to live. He was a strange girl at the same table, devoted himself to Buddha, his younger brother was troubled, and his studies were getting worse. Those who didn't know thought it was just a little stumble. Ba...

On the other side, Yu Ji was dying, and he knew he was against acting!

"In addition to my good memory, I only have good handwriting."

When I use books, I don’t hate much, and I don’t have many specialties that I can show off. Yu Ji regrets, "I can also cook. It’s not delicious, but it can be cooked."

Mi Xun... Mi Xun resigned to his fate.

"Forget it, I won't force you." Mi Xun looked at the two who were punished to stand against the wall at the end of the class, and sighed quietly, "Oh, it's a big deal, let's continue singing."

"I thought that with a new partner this year, I could make a breakthrough on the show."

Seeing Mi Xun's frustrated appearance, Yu Ji subconsciously wanted to ease his slightly wrinkled brow... But in fact, he really has no special skills.

Can't double reed, can't be funny, and can't act.

He doesn't even sing very well, he is born with five tones and lacks five tones, singing love songs is like killing chickens.

But Yu Ji never felt that there was anything wrong with being like this, but today he doesn't like such a "trash" and "useless" self.

Singing sucks, but he can practice it! As the saying goes, hard work can make up for one’s weakness, he doesn’t believe it, if he practices hard, he will end up overturning?!

But Yu Ji didn't say these things, he just nodded his head preciously and agreed to Mi Xun's proposal, and silently thought in his heart whether he should find a chance to learn how to play the guitar in these two days.When the time comes, Mi Xun will sing in front, and he will sit next to him and play the guitar soundtrack, just think about it.

Mi Xun has always been No.1 every year, so there is no reason to partner with him, and he is so desperate.They not only want to be the first, but also perform the show to an almost perfect level on the basis of being the first!

After all, both of them are still punished! (:3」ㄥ).

The Chinese teacher also seemed to be stimulated by Mi Zhao's touching classical Chinese translation. Following the principle of out of sight, out of mind, she waved her hands casually, like chasing flies, and let the two of them roll to the end of the class with their Chinese books and stand to listen to the class. , each holding a corner.

Mi Zhao was discouraged, and spontaneously chose a remote corner of the classroom, leaving Tai Weijun the opportunity to get in close contact with Mi Xun and Yu Ji.

Tai Weijun didn't give in to anyone, so he stood behind the two of them in a generous manner, with his butt against the radiator, which was very warm.

The classical Chinese is almost finished, and the Chinese teacher hastily finished the heart-wrenching part and opened the chapter of modern Chinese reading.

The title of the modern reading is called "The Knight Who Slays the Dragon".

The first question is to summarize the main content of the article.

The Chinese teacher read out the standard answers, and the students followed suit:

"There is an evil dragon that asks the village to sacrifice a virgin every year. Every year in this village, a young hero goes to fight the evil dragon, but no one survives. When another hero sets out, someone follows quietly. The dragon's lair is covered with gold and silver treasures , the hero stabs the dragon to death with his sword, then sits on the corpse, looks at the glittering jewels, slowly grows scales, tails and tentacles, and finally becomes a dragon."

The Chinese teacher analyzed all kinds of foreshadowing descriptions in this modern text, and the students listened more seriously than the classical Chinese text.

Mi Xun, who was originally bald on the show, also attracted attention. After hearing this story, Mi Xun whispered to Yu Ji, "Life is born greedy and never satisfied. This is the original sin."

Yu Ji closed the pen cap, clicked on the article to read, but did not agree, "There is a follow-up to this story."

Mi Xun squinted his eyes, as if he was waiting for the next article, wishing to hear more about it.

Yu Ji pursed his lips and began to tell the story, "The follower returned to the village and told the secret. He told people: first, we must unite to defeat the evil dragon; second, we must be vigilant against every hero, Don't let them fall because of the attraction of treasures. The followers are supported by the villagers and are called "mentors", and lead the villagers to defeat the dragon again. Under the close surveillance of the villagers, the heroes who participated in the war did not fall, so peaceful It went on for decades.

After the mentor died, the heroes who participated in the final battle began to claim that there was no such thing as a "Hero Fall" and that the mentor had deceived the villagers.They imprisoned the mentor's relatives and friends, moved to live in Longxue together, and demanded support from the villagers.They call the increasing number of flakes and longer and longer strips on their bodies "heroic characteristics", and declare that this change is the inevitable destiny of all human beings.

So the days passed, and one day a desperate villager stumbled across the mentor's grave.The villagers dug the tomb and suddenly understood that everything the heroes had said was a lie.Because in the tomb of Baishi, among the coffins of crystal, what lies there is not the remains of a dragon, but a mortal who they seem to have known before.This is the story of the only hero in the world who has not fallen. "

Behind the two of them, Tai Weijun also quietly pricked up his ears, listening to the story.

During this period, the Chinese teacher's eyes swept over twice, and then glanced over as if nothing had happened.

Tai Weijun curled his lips secretly, and he also gave speeches in class, so the treatment is so different.

The best in grade and the most beautiful in grade really have privileges!

Yu Ji took a sip of water to moisten his throat. You must know that speaking with a low voice is actually very taxing, "There are two versions of "The Dragon Slaying Knight", this is one of them, it is the Burmese version of [Legend of the Dragon]. "

Mi Xun asked, "What about the other version?"

"The other version... I saw it in my mother's account by accident." Yu Ji lowered his eyes, with a tone of nostalgia, "That version has nothing to do with treasure. Those great fighters, In order to defend these people, they are not afraid of death, but they are affected by the inevitable battle with the dragon, and finally end up in the same fate as the dragon they killed. Even, they are given a bad name, and people completely forget that they used to be I only remember their depravity." After a pause, Yu Ji said slowly, "It's a real tragedy."

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and in response to the bell, Mi Xun wrote down the words "Knights Slaying Dragons" in the program name column of the registration form.

"I like our aunt's version better." Mi Xun looked at Yu Ji and smiled, "So, I thought about what we're going to perform. On the day of the party, we will perform a fairy tale play." He said, and he will also sign up The five characters on the watch pointed to Yu Ji, "You will be that evil dragon, and I will be the dragon-slaying knight who finally degenerates into an evil dragon."

Seeing the two hit it off and start discussing the script, Tai Weijun shook his head and left.

——The New Year's Gala, performing such a profound program, thanks to these two people who came up with it, why, should we all write a review after watching it?

After filling out the form, Rhubarb just came to pick it up. He just glanced at it and raised his thumb, "Hey, this program of you two is quite novel!"

Mi Xun shook his head, extremely arrogant.

Squad leader Huang thought these two were playing the kind of princess who lived in an old castle and was captured by a dragon, and then the 13th most powerful knight in the country rode on the road with a knife in hand, and came to the cave to fight the dragon After a fight, the princess was finally rescued, and the beauty was embraced. From then on, the princess and the knight lived happily together, and the whole play ended.

It's a fairy tale after all.

Reminiscent of the women's clothing play that Mi Xun talked about before, Da Huang put the role of princess on Mi Xun's head with habitual thinking...

[The author has something to say]: Mi Xun :)