Dont look at me

Ao Ge's sky-shattering microphone didn't come in handy, and he didn't wait for the other three.

The school radio, which was never used much at ordinary times, rang.

The momentum is huge, and the whole school broadcasts it, which is not the same glory.

"Yu Meng from the composition department in freshman year, and Ao Ge from string music department in junior year, go to the dean's office immediately."

Yu Meng got up, Ao Ge tilted his head.

The two calmly walked side by side to the office to drink tea.

Ao Ge: "What's wrong with you?"

Yu Meng: "Study too seriously."

Ao Ge: "What a coincidence, me too."

Really shameless.

They had a tacit understanding and hurt each other in their hearts.

The door of the office was wide open, as if specially welcoming the two uncles, and the etiquette was perfect.

Standing in the middle of the office, they stopped being crazy and bowed seriously.

"It's not easy to meet again, cherish the time, let's talk about credits."

Director Wu, the big devil in the department, was sitting on a chair with a kind face while holding a small teapot, waiting for the two students to express their opinions.

Ao Ge was very polite, fully cooperated, and quickly admitted his mistake, "Teacher Wu, I was wrong."

Yu Meng also had a cute face, put away all the thorns all over her body, and bowed politely again, "Mr. Wu, I'm sorry."

I thought I would see two thorns, but I never expected that it would go so smoothly.

It was too quick to admit his mistake.

Sincerity is too much, it seems a bit perfunctory.

Director Wu's years of experience told him that these two people were just pretending, and they probably didn't even know what mistakes they made.

There was a flash of light in his eyes, and he felt that he had seen them through, so he asked a serious question.

"What's wrong? Be more careful, and directly dictate the review on the spot."

Yu Meng was helpless. He had heard that Director Wu loved reviewing this thing, but he didn't expect him to be so addicted.

While thinking, Ao Ge has already started slowly.

"Review. I was wrong. I shouldn't have stayed away from school for such a long time. Absence of class and deduction of credits will affect graduation. This is a very serious attitude problem."

"When I came in this time, I fully and clearly realized my mistakes and shortcomings. I failed my mentor's expectations of me. I was in pain and full of remorse. If God can give me another chance, when I go out, I will definitely change my mind .”

He slowly expressed his determination, "Be a man again."

Yu Meng at the side felt that the composed words were not bad, smooth enough and sincere enough.

He then briefly followed with two words.

"Same as above."

Director Wu: "..."

I can't get angry with this bullshit.

How to say the words of repression that I had planned is inappropriate.

Suppressing that breath, he waved his hands out of sight and out of mind, "Roll."

What else could be done, the punch seemed to have hit two lumps of cotton, and Director Wu's pile of educational drafts were all wasted in his stomach.

Well, stop talking.

out of the office.

In an instant, their true colors were revealed, and the two of them were madly in sync.

The gait is lazy, and it is full of the meaning of "no matter how many classes there are, I can still be absent".

Yu Meng walked back to the training room without saying hello to Ao Ge.

"Shall we go to the bathroom together?" Ao Ge's slightly perverted invitation obviously didn't get a response in time, because people could only see the back of his head.

The two boys who passed by Xiao Curly seemed to know him, and looked back from time to time.

Ao Ge didn't care, and went to the toilet alone, and when the water was running, he accidentally heard the voices of the two men who followed in.

"That was Yu Meng just now?"

"I thought I was wrong."

"Didn't he miss class every day?"

"I heard it's back for band rehearsal."

One of the boys smiled mockingly.

"Isn't his father mad? Spending so much money to send him in, he didn't cherish the opportunity and even went to join an underground band. It's really cool."

"What is he afraid of? If the family has money, they can do whatever they want."

The two men clicked their tongues.

Just take off your pants and get ready for convenience.

I heard the word lazy coming from the side.

"Range."

The one on the left turned his head unhappily, "Can we still block your way when we go to the bathroom?"

Ao Ge raised his chin, his eyes full of disgust.

"While pouring water, break your mouth at the same time, I'm afraid you won't be able to urinate properly, and it will lick my shoes."

The man was even more angry, and was about to roll up his sleeves, when he was grabbed by the person next to him, and directly pulled him into a corner, making way for Ao Ge to allow five people to walk side by side.

Watching him walk out with slow steps.

They didn't give a single glance.

Being dragged away inexplicably, the buddy who hadn't finished urinating had a broken face, "What the hell is going on with you? Are you sending the God of Wealth?! You still give way?! After this meal, I peed on my shoes!"

The person next to him tremblingly explained, "That's Ao Ge..."

"..."

The king of Ao Yan, Ao Ge, became famous because of a violent incident since middle school.

Back then, he was a desperate rebel assassin.

It is said that he sent that person directly to the intensive care unit, and was arrested and squatted there for a few days.

Rumors of perverted content seem to demonize him.

Seeing the legendary real person for the first time after many years, the two buddies were a little dizzy, they never thought that this boss would be so tyrannical, and also had the worst cleanliness fetish in history.

Impressed.

However, fortunately, he didn't urinate on him.

The two breathed a sigh of relief.

It was already dark, and Yu Meng was too lazy to practice.

After packing up my things, I went home.

Old man Yu has already watched Yu Dacheng's contrived video, enjoying himself like a child for several days.

No more shouting at the wine.

There are many mosquitoes in the yard on summer nights.

Yu Meng lit a scented candle in the corner, which helped a little.

Gradually, the buzzing of mosquitoes could not be heard, so old man Yu came out and sat on the rocking chair to listen to the opera, humming along and shaking the big cattail fan.

Yu Meng moved a small stool and sat down.

He took out his phone and found that the group exploded again.

Click to take a look.

At some point, Ao Ge was pulled in.

Group name changed.

Impressively eight big characters, Wufu Band is lucky.

It's like a group chat with the elderly during the Spring Festival.

With unspeakable stupidity.

Innocent and pure: The rehearsal the day after tomorrow, what shall we wear?

Queen Sanyu: I will come for the clothes, you are a straight man with aesthetics, so don't participate in the opinions.

Innocent and pure: you are humiliating me.

Xiao Yang Bu Lang: Ahem, just make me handsome, maybe I can meet my destiny that day.

Queen Sanyu: There is everything in the dream.

Queen Sanyu: Brother Ao, Mengmeng, do you have any ideas?

Xiao Yang Bu Lang: Gu Sanyu, you are going too far.

Innocent and pure: Gu Sanyu, you are too much.

Two messages appeared below by coincidence.

Lemons are not sour: I am fine.

Ao Ge is not arrogant: I have a good figure and can wear anything.

A moment of silence.

Suddenly, a red dot appeared in Yu Meng's WeChat address book.

is a validation message.

Open it up and take a look.

The head is a sphinx cat.

He was completely bald, without a hair on his body.

The skin is gray in color, and the cat's eyes are strangely green.

The long tail hooked one shoulder, as if it was a photo taken on someone's body.

Nickname: A.

There is a line written in the application column.

-Mengmeng, I'm Xiaoge.

Yu Meng: "..."

God damn Xiao Ge.

After all, they are cooperative teammates, Yu Meng forced her finger to pass.

Ao Ge climbed along the pole, and the beginning was a hypocritical rainbow fart.

"Mengmeng, your avatar is so cute."

Yu Meng looked at the domineering cheetah on her profile picture, which had nothing to do with cuteness at all, and responded with a sneer.

"Well, you're not blind."

Although added WeChat.

But the atmosphere between the two did not become harmonious and friendly.

The rehearsals for the next two days convinced the rest of the team.

There is absolutely no way for these two to live in peace.

It's all too fucking crazy.

Yu Meng beat the drums, and her whole person's momentum became extremely oppressive, and the steady and super explosive typhoon also appeared quite fierce.

And Ao Ge, who had a more ferocious typhoon, was also aggressive, even worse.

The whole stage has become his special performance.

He seemed born to belong in a rock band.

Once on the stage, the aura and radiance exuding from her body are completely different from usual.

The training went well.

Everyone did their best work.

The final formal rehearsal was also successfully synthesized.

It's just out of order.

The person in charge of the Banana Music Festival looked at the information in his hand.

After reviewing them one by one, they stopped on a data card.

"Five Blessings Band? What kind of ghost name is that? Who invited it?"

The assistant next to him took a look and adjusted his glasses, "The band has just been formed not long ago. It's hardcore metal rock. I watched the rehearsal." He praised lightly, "I can't find an adjective, I can only say, it's awesome. .”

The person in charge, Jin Daxi, nodded, "Then, let's name this team."

Definitely qualified for the last one.

The assistant was holding the board and was about to write the number of the five blessings to the finale, when Jin Daxi answered.

"Let's put them first on the stage, so festive, let's get off to a good start."

assistant:"......"

The official website of the Banana Music Festival sold out quickly.

The introduction page of the performance band was also squeezed into a PPT.

All eyes were on the band that ranked first.

Not because of the members' faces, because I didn't see them at all.

They don't even have a photo, very mysterious.

Like a door god who guards the gate, it is booming.

The team emblem has only a dark red background, with a crooked pentagonal petal painted on it, it looks like a peony flower after it has been ravaged, it is miserable.

There was no introduction beside it, and there were four words standing empty.

Five Blessings.

This is really, blessed enough.

Middle-aged and elderly people must be interested.

But these teenage fans who love rock and roll feel a little speechless.

In the bathroom at the rehearsal site.

Several hip-hop brothers are queuing up to release the water. Relaxing at this time is the boy's favorite moment of chatting.

"What kind of senior group is this? Banana Music Festival is now recruiting bands for all age groups?"

"It seems to be a new group of bands, and there are no masterpieces created by themselves."

"It doesn't matter, it's the first one anyway, if it's boring, just be boring."

"Gossip, I heard that four of the instrumental accompaniment members were members of the former K Walker band."

"Tsk, no wonder, there's really no need to look forward to it, I've heard it before, it's a piece of shit."

Ao Ge, who had just finished peeing and was about to leave, heard it again.

He seems to be a killer with a broken mouth, and he can encounter gossip scenes as soon as he goes to the toilet.

He glanced at the energetic young men who were draining the water, a little jealous, they were so young, they looked so old.

Well, unbalanced.

Ao Ge shamelessly prepared to find fault.

He washed his hands, took out a tissue and wiped it gracefully, then walked slowly from behind.

The boy who was still pushing had one foot outside, standing in a rather indecent posture.

Ao Ge stared straight ahead, without even looking at the things under his feet.

Stepped on it directly.

The boy let out an "Aww" and jumped several times.

The trousers were pulled up violently by him due to inertia, and he was in pain, his legs were shaking.

With a livid face, he yelled at Ao Ge who had already walked to the door, "Are you fucking blind?! Didn't you see my feet?!"

Ao Ge stopped and looked at him helplessly.

"I didn't want to argue with you at first, but since you bite back, there's nothing you can do about it." He said seriously, "Apologize."

The boy's face turned greener, "...what the hell??"

Ao Ge smiled, "You hurt my foot, it hurts."

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Ao Ge, a man who is forced to dominate the toilet.