Thinking every day that I'm close to being rich and handsome, I can't afford to be hurt

Si Rui rubbed her head, which was a bit dull, and felt that her hair had changed in a daze. She raised her head in a daze, and saw herself in the mirror opposite for a moment—the long hair was not fluttering like before, and the person in the mirror had Messy yet aesthetically pleasing fragmented hair; unlike the once featureless face, the pair of clear and narrow red phoenix eyes in the mirror envelop the whole person with a bit of arrogance, and the thin lips and bright teeth set off the person even more Outstanding; the slightly protruding Adam's apple moved slowly with her open mouth, all of which proved that she was not the same as yesterday.

yesterday?

Last night, before she had time to burn hot water for makeup removal after working so hard, the dormitory was powered off, and the world was pitch black.When she was full of dissatisfaction and complained to her new roommate about the school's weird power outage system, the new roommate suddenly asked: "If there is a next life, what do you want to be?"

"I want to be a koala, sleep and eat every day, and don't do anything, it's great~" Si Rui thinks that she has to finish her part-time job every night and the dormitory is about to turn off the lights, and she really feels how happy it is to only eat and sleep every day one thing.

"As a Chinese, how can I become the soul of another country?" The faint light from the mobile phone screen sprinkled on the face of the new roommate, looking gentle and mysterious.

"Then... I'm going to be a tall, rich and handsome man! In this way, I don't have to get up half an hour earlier for makeup, and I don't have to worry about living anymore!" Si Rui said yearningly.

"This way I can go for a stroll in the gay bar~" Si Rui silently added in her heart.

"Honey…"

? ? ?There is a person in the dormitory who has changed his major and moved to the dormitory by the way. This new roommate who transferred from another school just moved in. It seems that the relationship is not good enough to call each other "dear", right?

"Sleep well." The voice added a gentleness and bewitchment that was not usually there.

Si Rui's eyelids became heavier and heavier, and her consciousness sank into the sea of ​​sleep.

so!So, she may have turned into a real tall, rich and handsome?

As a tall, rich and handsome man, he must first have a male little brother.Si Rui looked at the extra-large jeans under her, with a slight bulge in the middle, and slowly took off the belt and buttons with some trepidation——

"Bang" the door was opened, and a petite girl broke in.

! ! ! ! ! !What the fuck?Don't come early, don't come late, came in when you were about to take off your pants?Si Rui quickly grabbed a few books from the desk next to her and covered them, as if something hard was being pressed down, it felt weird.

The girl's face was flushed, she lowered her head, and said in a trembling tone: "Boss, don't you feel pain?"

"..."

"Cough cough, you go out first!" Si Rui said pretending to be calm, as if her face was going to burn.

"That—boss, Miss Yin is looking for you." After finishing speaking, the girl instantly transformed into a rabbit being chased by a fierce dog, and walked to the door with a "bang".

Although Si Rui felt that there was something weird down there, she had already given up half of her desire to take a look.So she fastened her belt, looked around silently, and found that she had said "one, two, three" three times in her heart before she opened the door and walked out calmly.

"A Rui~" The woman in front of her had long hair fluttering, and her face was somewhat ambiguous.

Si Rui didn't expect the owner of her body to have the same nickname as herself, but it should be A Rui, otherwise she would be too motherly.

The woman approached her slowly, with her lips close to her skin, and slowly uttered a few words: "A Rui is getting more and more handsome."

"You are beautiful too, but...?" Si Rui felt that she should be familiar with the woman in front of her, so she answered silently.

"Wuwu, this is the first time I've heard you praise me for being beautiful. Today is really worth it." The woman threw herself into Si Rui's arms, wrapped her arms around her neck, and shouted excitedly, "However, Are you sick today?"

You are sick, your whole family is sick! !Si Rui complained silently in her heart.She also thought that she didn't remember anything about the original owner at all, so she could only say silently: "I am indeed sick, I have lost my memory."

"I heard you right?!"

The woman let go of Si Rui's hand and stared at her in disbelief.The woman suddenly looked at her hands, which were covered with black and red mucus that was about to be wiped off.The woman grabbed Si Rui's hand and took her into her car.

On the way, while driving, the woman seriously told Si Rui that her name was Yin Sifu.When encountering a red light, Yin Sifu seemed to be looking at a potential mentally retarded person, and asked her from time to time: "Do you still know what my mother's name is?"

In the end, Si Rui was annoyed by the questions, so she had to shut up and watch the scenery along the way.

"Yeah, Ari, you won't become dumb, will you?!!!" Yin Sifu screamed, and increased the gas pedal casually.

The scenery that was just constantly regressing has become somewhat blurred, with occasional white lights flashing, Si Rui had to think about her personal safety, and said silently: "Have you not deducted all your driver's license points?"

"How can I still have a driver's license?" Yin Sifu replied dismissively.

"Stop the car!" Si Rui shouted loudly.

Si Rui immediately held the seat behind her back with both hands, and she couldn't help but burst into tears. She had hung up once for no apparent reason, and she didn't want to come again.Besides, she was a loyal supporter of "stop at a red light and go at a green light" in her previous life, so can't she continue to be a good citizen?

"Don't scare me, I have repaired my car three times this month and replaced two, I still want to send you to the hospital."

"..." Who is scaring whom?Who released you, a street killer, to endanger society? ! ! !

"In case...the police come over and detain us later, we can't go to the hospital." Si Rui had an idea, and guided her with a trembling voice.

Si Rui almost wanted to give her a thumbs-up for her wit, cutting in from the vital point, she would definitely hit it right away, haha!

"It's okay~ I have a twin sister's driver's license, and I even forged her doctor's qualification certificate. When the time comes, I will say that I will send the patient to the rescue." Yin Sifu said triumphantly, with the whole face conveying "you come and praise me." I~" message.

Si Rui wanted to cover her face, she really didn't know where the original owner picked up such a cheating friend... After thinking about it, she should be considered okay, the most pitiful is her twin sister, who should have been cheated since she was a child, everyone has to believe This is not gloating, this is taking pleasure in suffering~

"Huh? I forgot that you lost your memory, but it's okay. I'm really happy. This is your first time riding in my car. The amnesia is worth it!" Yin Sifu continued to mutter happily.

It's like a thunderbolt hitting Si Rui's head, making you enjoy yourself while suffering!Tell you to gloat!Let you do it yourself!

"Stop talking." Si Rui said weakly, besides, she would be pissed off by this bastard sooner or later.

Yin Sifu shut her mouth immediately, but kept looking at Si Rui worriedly.

Fortunately, she arrived at the hospital safely, and the doctor asked Si Rui to do a series of checks, but found no major problems, so she had to prescribe some smeared medicine to let her go back and have a good rest.

After leaving the hospital, Si Rui immediately called a taxi, resolutely put an end to the possibility of Yin Sifu driving again, and said semi-weakly: "Yin Sifu, will you take a taxi back with me? I don't know the address .”

"Okay, I don't have to go to the parking lot, anyway, I can ask Xiaoxiao to pick up the car." Yin Sifu happily agreed, slipped into the car like a little loach, and knocked herself again. The forehead explained: "Forget that you lost your memory, Xiao Xiao is my twin sister, her name is Yin Sixiao."

Along the way, Si Rui found that the traffic flow was getting less and less, the lush trees covered the sky, and villas finally came into view.

When Yin Sifu took the key out of her pocket and opened the door, Si Rui's eyes were straightened, she swallowed her saliva and said, "My house?"

"Is it not your house, or my mother's house?"

While Yin Sifu was going to the kitchen, Si Rui walked around slowly, looked at the blue swimming pool, touched the seven or eight cars in the garage that she had only seen on TV, and finally returned to the master bedroom .There are many photos hanging on the wall of one side of the room. There are men and women, each with their own beauty. It is very strange that a cross is drawn under most of the photos.

Si Rui was thinking about whether the original owner was a character photographer, when a voice came from behind: "I really don't know what's so good about your exes, come and take your medicine."

I didn't expect the original owner to have so many girlfriends. Wait a minute, why are there still pictures of men on the wall?Could it be... No, it must be thinking too much!

"Who are these... men?" It was really hard to say.

"Your boyfriends." Yin Sifu replied indifferently.

Is the original owner gay?Does that mean that she doesn't have to engage in spiritual lilies under the persecution of the world~

"What about these women?"

"Your girlfriends."

Five thunders struck the top! ! !As a good citizen of the 21st century, a good girl who has only held boys' little hands, how can she accept that she has become a double plug overnight?Tears streaming down my face!

"I really envy you, having such a lovely girlfriend~"

"..." Is this the so-called bird of a feather flocks together?No, according to language analysis, Yin Sifu likes women who seem to be? !So what is the relationship between the original owner and Yin Sifu?Si Rui silently thought of a recent piece of news - a British man lives with his two bisexual girlfriends, it's fine to refresh her three views, but should it be done to her again?

"You... aren't... my girlfriend... friend?" Si Rui managed to control the trembling in her voice and said.

"Master Si, you! Don't talk nonsense! Xiaoxiao...you will kill me!" Yin Sifu pointed at her with a small spoon and shouted bravado.

Si Rui finally felt that a small stone in her heart had been let go, at least she didn't want to get involved in the original owner's emotional affairs before she knew many things about the original owner.However, because Mao Yuanzhu has so many boyfriends, I really want to gnash my teeth!

"My old lady asks you, do you know if you are a man or a woman?" Yin Sifu swallowed her saliva and asked formally.

"Of course it's a man." Nonsense, there is a little jj who is not a man, what is it?But how did the brain circuit get here?

Si Rui watched Yin Sifu's fingers move quickly on the screen of the phone, glanced quickly, and then threw the phone on the sofa!

relative!That's right!If you don't want it anymore, just throw it into the arms of a poor man like me!

As a good citizen who doesn't waste resources, Si Rui decided to save that branch, but was dragged by Yin Sifu in another direction, getting closer and closer to the bathroom...

What is this for?Why now, as a man, his strength is smaller than that of a woman, what a shame!

"Hey! Hey! Men and women can't accept kissing! What are you doing?" Si Rui let out a pig-killing cry. At this time, Yin Sifu had already stripped her of her belt.

When she finished speaking, Yin Sifu's strength became stronger and stronger, and she tore open her trousers, and the buttons flew down to the smooth ground with a screeching sound.

"Be careful your sister will kill you!" What did this woman grow up on?So much strength!

The trousers had been stripped to the knees, and Si Rui silently looked down with the idea of ​​"If you can't resist, you will accept your fate", but what is the horse outside the underwear? !

"My old lady really convinced you, what are you doing with a fake jj?"

Ten thousand grass-mud horses ran past Si Rui's heart, and the dust was flying! ! !

As a woman, isn't it a pervert who wears that thing? !