I became popular after cross-dressing with idols

The recording of the third episode of the program started. This time they came to a water town in the south of the Yangtze River. It looked like black tiles and white walls, and blue alleys.

"Please come and draw lots." The host held a small box in his hand, and asked the guests to draw one by one.

Jiang Ran learned the lesson from last time, tilted his head, and said to Tan Yue: "It must be the moth of the guest again, you will smoke later."

"Come on, in case I get a bad one..."

"How come, you are a little lucky star."

Before Tan Yue could react, the lottery box had already been delivered to him. Jiang Ran didn't intend to reach out, so Tan Yue had no choice but to reach out to draw.

Jiang Ran almost moved his head to Tan Yue's hand, but after opening it, he found that it was a series of meaningless symbols. Immediately afterwards, Jiang Ran was handed a pair of glasses of the same style as Alalei and a camera model. .

"This is your house and guest clues, and you need to rely on these objects to find your own house."

Jiang Ran looked at the different things sent by each group, and was puzzled by what he was holding. Then he put the glasses on his ears without saying a word, and ran to the water's edge to pass the reflection. See how you look.

"This is the means of transportation that everyone can use. It should be noted that everyone must use this to move. Everyone is first come, first served!"

Tan Yue saw that there was a unicycle and four bicycles there, so he ran towards the bicycle without even thinking about it. Who knew that Jiang Ran, who had always been very smart, ran straight towards the unicycle at this time.

Fortunately, Tan Yue was one step ahead and grabbed the bicycle faster than Jiang Ran. The remaining unicycle was left to Shen Miaoer and Lan Jing, who looked at Tan Yue anxiously.

Tan Yue couldn't bear it either, looked at Jiang Ran, and said, "How about we change?"

Jiang Ran: "Yes! Change! You little ones!"

Shen Miaoer and Lan Jing didn't know which two in front of them were singing, in the end it was Shen Miaoer who asked Lan Jing to sit in the unicycle, and said with a smile: "Seniors, don't worry about us! We can get there after changing!"

After speaking, Shen Miaoer pushed the wheelbarrow and ran away.

Jiang Ran had no time to persuade him to stay, so he could only do Erkang's hand, feeling extremely sad.

Tan Yue stood beside the bicycle, wearing a gray sweater, simple jeans, and a pair of white sneakers. With this face, he really looked like a student who just finished school. However, Jiang Ran didn't have time to appreciate his matching masterpiece. The foot is the fulcrum, and the other toe draws a circle on the ground.

Tan Yue didn't know what kind of petty temper Jiang Ran had, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Ran muttered twice, leaned closer to Tan Yue's ear, and said, "I don't know how to ride a bicycle."

Seeing Jiang Ran's shyness, Tan Yue was about to laugh out loud, approached the bicycle and kicked up his legs, and imitated Jiang Ran and made an inviting gesture, "Please move our little friend Jiang. "

Even if Tan Yue was riding a bicycle, Jiang Ran was more scared than anyone else. He tightly pulled the hem of Tan Yue's clothes with both hands.

A series of crisp "ring bells" sounded, as if coming to another time and space, and my heart turned back and forth like a patchwork of alleys.

Jiang Ran carefully observed the camera in his hand, and with a dazed glance, he saw a small piece of eaves leaking out of a small bamboo forest, and a small camera was also printed on the red lantern hanging on it.

Jiang Ran tugged on Tan Yue's clothes, Tan Yue stopped the car, and stepped on the ground, which relieved Jiang Ran who had shrunk his legs.

After Tan Yue locked the car, he walked forward.

"It should be here, what do you think?"

"Jiang Ran?"

Tan Yue didn't wait for Jiang Ran's response, only to realize that Jiang Ran didn't follow him at all. Looking back, he was still leaning against the bicycle, and what's more, he raised the camera in his hand to face him.

Jiang Ran pretended to press the shutter button and said, "Tan Yue, have a smile."

"Hey don't!" Tan Yue covered his face with his hands, and walked back in an attempt to take control of the camera. Although it was only a model camera, Tan Yue didn't know why he was so afraid.

Tan Yue took a step forward, and Jiang Ran took a step back, making an exaggerated sound of "click, click, click" as he retreated.

Tan Yue was really afraid of him, so he directly blocked the lens of the camera with his hand, who knew that before he completely covered the lens with his hand, a bunch of bubbles suddenly burst out in front of him.

Is this thing a bubble machine? It looks too much like a camera...

Tan Yue felt that he couldn't hold back his face, and his face was a little hot, but Jiang Ran didn't care. He pulled Tan Yue away, but kept saying, "Amitabha Buddha is so good."

Tan Yue saw that Jiang Ran's face was half collapsed, and he didn't know why.

Jiang Ran pushed open the wooden door and saw several children playing in the yard, the older ones were seven or eight years old, and the younger ones were three or four years old.

as predicted!

Jiang Ran and the children stared wide-eyed for a long time, and finally used the crying of one of the children as the stop whistle.

Jiang Ran felt that a boiling kettle had entered his ears, and the boiling water was screaming and roaring, and his eardrums were throbbing with pain.Just now, when he looked at the bubble-spitting camera, he felt that nothing good happened ahead. Sure enough, he fell into the villain's lair and couldn't escape.

Seeing the little one crying, the elder child ran over to comfort him. Tanyue was soft-hearted. How could he see such a pink and jade-carved little doll crying so hard that his face was flushed and hoarse? The little doll hugged her.

While shaking his voice slightly, he asked, "What's the matter? Why are you unhappy? If you eat candy, you won't cry, okay?"

Then Jiang Ran watched Tan Yue conjure a lollipop out of nowhere, he!He didn't tell himself, and he didn't plan to eat it for himself!

Originally, the child's crying had stopped, but after seeing Jiang Ran's resentful eyes towards him, he started crying again, and the attack of the sound wave was no worse than the previous burst.

Jiang Ran's head hurts.

Under Tan Yue's persuasive temptation, the child finally said sobbingly: "Brother... that uncle... that uncle robbed me of my glasses. My brothers and sisters have them, but I don't."

Tan Yue glanced around, and the older children were wearing a pair of black-framed lensless glasses on the bridge of their noses, like a group of Ala Lei, and then——Tan Yue raised his head, and the "older boy" in front of him also had glasses.

Jiang Ran almost didn't come along in one breath, what is a brother!What is an uncle!What's wrong with this kid!Is he that old?Return uncle!

It doesn't count if you snatch Tanyue, but you want to snatch his mirror frame?

Jiang Ran quit!One hundred quit!

He tilted his head awkwardly and raised his proud chin.

Tan Yue has always been gentle, and he is always liked by the children. At this time, seeing Jiang Ran's refusal to cooperate, he sighed helplessly, put the child on the ground, and walked to Jiang Ran's side.

"Jiang Ran, you are obedient."

"I do not!"

Tan Yue was really helpless, and subconsciously said "Be good." These five words were full of love.

The high defense line that Jiang Ran had originally built was completely collapsed by Tan Yue's "good boy". In the end, he still had a stubborn mouth and said, "You...you take it off yourself."

Tan Yue was so focused on coaxing the child that he didn't notice Jiang Ran's mood swings, so he reached out and took off Jiang Ran's eye frames. Afraid of hurting Jiang Ran, he raised his hands flat.

"Don't cry, don't cry." Tan Yue squatted in front of the child, wiped the tears off his face with a tissue, helped him put on his glasses, unpacked the lollipop, and stuffed it into the child's bag. mouth.

As soon as Tan Yue raised his head, he saw other children looking at him like wolves and tigers. Tan Yue had no choice but to take out some more candy from his pocket, and said, "If you eat too much, you will have rotten teeth. One for each person, no Rob."

Jiang Ran stared at the back of Tan Yue's head, showing the same wolf-like expression, but Tan Yue remained motionless, like Mount Tai!The little boy who cried just now made a face at Jiang Ran. Jiang Ran's temper, if it wasn't because of his young age, he would have gone crazy!he just!

Tan Yue also noticed something was wrong, and looked back at Jiang Ran, Jiang Ran was looked at by Tan Yue, the arrogance just now was gone, and he stood pitifully aside, lamenting that life is as lonely as snow.

"I'm really bothering you!" A couple suddenly came out of the room, talking to Tan Yue and Jiang Ran.

Tan Yue stood up, and all the children rushed towards the couple, calling, "Mom and Dad."

Jiang Tan and the two of them also know what their current situation is now. This is a couple who took their children out for a trip.

This is a very typical Jiangnan water town building. Tan Yue and Jiang Ran went to the master bedroom to make up the bed. There are about five children here. I learned from the program group that four of them were adopted by the couple. There are too many children. Naturally, we have to sleep in a separate bed.

Tan Yue looked at Jiang Ran who was a little unhappy from the beginning, and asked, "What's the matter? Don't you like children?"

Jiang Ran hummed, and then explained: "I like children who are better."

Tan Yue said smoothly: "Then don't you get married and have children in the future? You will always be a father. We fans really hope that you can..."

Jiang Ran stopped and asked, "Really?"

When Tan Yue was asked by Jiang Ran, he twitched his hand and said hastily, "Of course, as long as you feel happy, everything is fine."

"Why can't you stop talking?" Jiang Ran continued his work and said, "I don't care about that, but you like children so much, so you should be able to be a good father."

Tan Yue frowned, fearing Jiang Ran's words from the bottom of his heart, feeling extremely disgusted with himself, he hesitated and said, "I..."

"Ok?"

"I do not--"

Before he could finish speaking, Tan Yue heard the ringing bell, and ran out of the room without finishing the rest of the sentence, with the same gentle smile, "Do you have any orders?"

"I'm going to bother you so much today. We have urgent matters to leave here for a while. The big ones are not clingy, and the little one likes you very much and is willing to stay with you." The couple looked at each other, Said: "Please accept the card, this is what we want to have for dinner today."

Jiang Ran followed Tan Yue out and took the card.

After sending the couple away, Jiang Ran, Tan Yue and the children started the infinitely wide-eyed and small-eyed mode.

Finally, Jiang Ran broke out.

The author has something to say: Jiang Ran: I want to drink neinei!

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