Well, Lie Su admits that seeing the original owner become a lady-wearing mogul who can only be called "Noba" is quite unbearable, but...
Lie Su came to the entrance of Wanwu's tavern, and when he was about to go in, he was stopped by the service staff.
"I'm sorry, you can't go in even if you are a god judge. Men with swords and swords who come to our shop to drink have their own freedom."
After the waiter finished speaking, he pointed to the door of the tavern, "You can wait here for a while."
Lie Su looked in the direction of his finger, and saw rows of long benches beside the entrance of the tavern, filled with... all kinds of judges.
Lie Su: "..."
He walked to the first row and asked one of the female interrogators who was playing with her mobile phone, "Excuse me, are you in line for dinner?"
She raised her head blankly, "No, I'm waiting to pick up Fufu Xingguang from my house... Are you a god judge?" She saw Lie Su clearly, and suddenly became a little excited, "Look, there is a male god judge today Come pick up the drunk sword man!"
Immediately afterwards, the god judges who were sitting on all the long benches raised their heads and turned to look back. Lie Su also took the opportunity to observe and found that all the god judges present were indeed female god judges.
"Why, isn't the man with the sword and sword of the male judge coming to drink?"
She thought for a while, and her tone was a bit awkward, "No... If the male judges say it, they usually just leave it here, ah, and some of them go in and drink together."
"Ah, that's it...thank you." Lie Su nodded, thanked him, then turned and left.
The female interrogator's voice sounded from behind: "Wait... where are you going?"
"It's like this." Lie Su turned around and smiled at the female judge who was about to chase after him.
"I'm going to follow your first piece of advice."
……
SCP Foundation Site-17 site.
Dr. ██ held the teapot and passed the chair where he was sitting. He sniffed it, then frowned, "Did you drink before you came?"
"No." Lie Su leaned on the chair absent-mindedly, "I just went to pick up a few drunk friends."
Dr. ██ said "Hehe", "That friend has such a big face, if you say that he should pick up you who is drunk." He shook the black tea in the transparent teapot and filled the cup in front of Lie Su A full glass.
Then he put a kraft paper portfolio in front of Lie Su.This forced Lie Su to put down the hand that had just picked up the teacup, and opened the portfolio instead.
"""plan"
"You guys are really greedy." Lie Su was amazed, "Isn't it enough for you to have the God of SCP-343? What else are you doing..." Lie Su suddenly laughed and joked.
"At that time, accidents at other sites will be called SCP containment breaches, and accidents at your site will be called Battle of the Gods."
Dr. ██ looked at it with a livid face and said nothing, and then pushed the file bag back to the place where it was listed, "Are you going to do it or not?"
Lie Su put down his upturned legs with a "snap", looked directly at Dr. ██, "Do it, who said I won't do it, but I need to use SCP-██."
Dr. ██ said silently, "Why don't you directly apply for SCP-343 to come forward, and the upper gods will directly crush them."
Lie Su raised his eyes and pressed forward step by step, "You mean I'm not qualified?"
"Of course, even a fourth-level doctor needs to apply to the O5 council many times."
"Can I be the same as your doctor, not to mention the use of SCP-██ that I applied for, can it be the same?" Lie Su pressed harder and harder.
"Where were you doctors when I executed SCP-008 "zombie virus" infected people in the infection quarantine area?"
"Where did you guys go when I was on the front line containing SCP-682 "The Immortal Lizard"?"
Dr. ██ interrupted Lie Su's constant questioning, "This is a matter of different division of responsibilities. The front line is the front line, the logistics is the logistics, and the technical support is the technical support. They are all indispensable."
"Since you say that, I'm going to question your containment of SCP-106 "Scary Old Man"." Lie Su stood up and looked directly at Dr. ██, "During my employment, the containment failed six times, and I've contained it a full six times, too."
"Don't you have anything to do? And SCP-035 "occupies the mask". You will only continue to thicken the lead wall to prevent containment breaches, and continue to thicken, thicken and thicken."
Lie Su couldn't bear it anymore and yelled, "What the hell, you think you're an old lady applying liquid foundation, the more you apply it, the thicker it is!"
Dr. ██ couldn't help but took a few steps back. Only then did he realize that the man in front of him was not an ordinary agent who usually saw him nodding and bowing.
This is a guy who has contained countless keter-level SCPs and has extensive experience.
Among the SCPs he contained, there are many things that can easily destroy the world and cause the end of the world.
Even if his academic qualifications and eloquence are much better than this guy's, it won't help... How could he forget that Lie Su was once a member of Omega Ω-7 and under that monster SCP-076-2.
Dr. ██'s throat moved, his voice was a little hoarse, he avoided Lie Su's sight, "...Understood, I will apply to the O5 Council immediately."
Lie Su sat down immediately, held the black tea cup in his hand, and smiled gratefully at Dr. ██, "Oh, thank you so much." At this time, he looked harmless like a man holding a honey jar Winnie the Pooh.
Dr. ██: "…"
No, as expected of the man who saved the world several times.
After leaving the door of Site-17, Lie Su was not in a hurry to go back, he opened the kraft paper file bag, and followed the instructions inside to the SCP Foundation's Department of Analysis.
It contained a cheat given to him by the Foundation.
SCP-2897 "Bard of the Analysis Department"
An artificial intelligence AI, a mature artificial intelligence AI loyal to humans and the SCP Foundation.
When Liesu opened the door of the analysis department with his authorization card, unlike the lukewarm Dr. ██, the enthusiastic researchers of the analysis department immediately surrounded him and took the trouble to give him the correct information about SCP-2897. Instructions.
This level of enthusiasm made Lie Su inexplicably think of the old father-in-law who was going to marry his daughter—well, it's not that exaggerated.
However, it is not an exaggeration to compare SCP-2897 to a big girl waiting to be married. Speaking of which, this artificial intelligence AI confiscated from a hostile organization has been successfully brainwashed (taught) by the Analysis Department and started to help the SCP Foundation. However, It's the first time to go out on a mission.
"Bad—I mean that SCP-2987 is the first batch of Thaumiel-level objects of the Foundation, so you must write observation records while using it." A senior researcher from the Analysis Department handed Lie Su a stack of reports , Then he hesitated for a moment, and whispered instructions to Lie Su.
"That... it's still a child, there are a lot of shortcomings, please bear with me, please."
This is what a doctor of positive energy in the new era should look like!
"It's easy to say, easy to say." Lie Su took the rice-grain-sized microchip receiver from him and inserted it into the ear canal.
Thaumiel-level objects are highly confidential and extremely rare anomalies, used by the Foundation to contain or neutralize other dangerous anomalies, and the few remaining Thaumiel-level objects are top secrets of the Foundation, and their locations, functions, and current status are only Known to a small number of Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council.
"Hi Mr. Lie Su, I am SCP-2897, you can call me Bud, it is my honor to perform missions with you. 』
SCP-2897's voice echoes through the neurons in Lie Su's brain.
As for Lie Su, there is only one thought at this moment.
He is finally the protagonist who owns the system!
……
After years of isolation, Yaolang finally sensed his own existence.
The last memory fragment is from the scene of two successive huge explosions.
"Form" is destroyed,
"True" has disappeared,
"Reason" does not exist.
If it wasn't for the civilians who subconsciously sheltered and survived the disaster, after engraving his image and name with wood, and enshrining him daily for 73 years, he would not have recovered his mind so quickly.
In the face of earth-shaking and overwhelming force, everything is in vain.
Speaking of which, this is the first time he has been enshrined since he possessed spiritual wisdom.He walked to the incense burner and lightly blew out the fireworks.
Born between the heavens and the earth, he was alone when he was born in an empty space, and he did not miss the fetters brought about by the fireworks and offerings in the world.
The drug seller looked at the location of the shrine. It should be a partition. The design of the house, which is very different from the traditional Japanese-style room, made him hesitate for half a minute before continuing to move forward.
It seems to be the boy's room.
The drug seller stood in this room with blue wallpaper, walked around the bedside of the boy who was sleeping in a ball with Doraemon in his arms, and walked straight to the window sill, and he gently opened the curtains...
Well, how should I put it, it was a little different from what he expected.
Invisible monsters dragged their long tails and skipped in the air, little monsters born of entangled thoughts and desires roamed the streets of the city, ghosts born of greed and energy-sucking on the shoulders and backs of pedestrians... and midnight Still flickering neon lights complement each other.
Wow, it's even more lively than it was 73 years ago.
The pharmacist opened the window, and opened the locked screen window awkwardly. When he was about to go out, he turned around as if suddenly thinking of something, pulled up the quilt kicked off by the boy, covered it again, and picked it up from the ground. The doraemon puppet that fell down, patted the ashes with his hands, and put it back on the boy's pillow.
The breeze blew by, and there was nothing beside the window, only the moonlight pouring from the sky fell on the floor, and a black shadow flashed across but disappeared in an instant.
The moonlight fell on the slightly dusty shrine, and the three Buddha incense sticks were half burned, and the wooden plaque used for worship, which had been there since before the boy was born, disappeared without a trace.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
SCP-343 is an all-knowing and omnipotent God form, which has helped the SCP Foundation solve many troubles.
SCP-682 Indestructible Lizard, a powerful and invincible monster, the kind recorded in history.
SCP-106 scary old man... A monster with the ability to travel through space, it is easy to break through the containment.
Mid-Autumn Festival gift!Your medicine man has arrived!It is said that there are only 12 pieces of yys fragments, and the girls in the group said that they would make one for me, and they were so happy that they let him play in advance.
Yep, the two devastating explosions he was talking about, you know...
Lie Su came to the entrance of Wanwu's tavern, and when he was about to go in, he was stopped by the service staff.
"I'm sorry, you can't go in even if you are a god judge. Men with swords and swords who come to our shop to drink have their own freedom."
After the waiter finished speaking, he pointed to the door of the tavern, "You can wait here for a while."
Lie Su looked in the direction of his finger, and saw rows of long benches beside the entrance of the tavern, filled with... all kinds of judges.
Lie Su: "..."
He walked to the first row and asked one of the female interrogators who was playing with her mobile phone, "Excuse me, are you in line for dinner?"
She raised her head blankly, "No, I'm waiting to pick up Fufu Xingguang from my house... Are you a god judge?" She saw Lie Su clearly, and suddenly became a little excited, "Look, there is a male god judge today Come pick up the drunk sword man!"
Immediately afterwards, the god judges who were sitting on all the long benches raised their heads and turned to look back. Lie Su also took the opportunity to observe and found that all the god judges present were indeed female god judges.
"Why, isn't the man with the sword and sword of the male judge coming to drink?"
She thought for a while, and her tone was a bit awkward, "No... If the male judges say it, they usually just leave it here, ah, and some of them go in and drink together."
"Ah, that's it...thank you." Lie Su nodded, thanked him, then turned and left.
The female interrogator's voice sounded from behind: "Wait... where are you going?"
"It's like this." Lie Su turned around and smiled at the female judge who was about to chase after him.
"I'm going to follow your first piece of advice."
……
SCP Foundation Site-17 site.
Dr. ██ held the teapot and passed the chair where he was sitting. He sniffed it, then frowned, "Did you drink before you came?"
"No." Lie Su leaned on the chair absent-mindedly, "I just went to pick up a few drunk friends."
Dr. ██ said "Hehe", "That friend has such a big face, if you say that he should pick up you who is drunk." He shook the black tea in the transparent teapot and filled the cup in front of Lie Su A full glass.
Then he put a kraft paper portfolio in front of Lie Su.This forced Lie Su to put down the hand that had just picked up the teacup, and opened the portfolio instead.
"""plan"
"You guys are really greedy." Lie Su was amazed, "Isn't it enough for you to have the God of SCP-343? What else are you doing..." Lie Su suddenly laughed and joked.
"At that time, accidents at other sites will be called SCP containment breaches, and accidents at your site will be called Battle of the Gods."
Dr. ██ looked at it with a livid face and said nothing, and then pushed the file bag back to the place where it was listed, "Are you going to do it or not?"
Lie Su put down his upturned legs with a "snap", looked directly at Dr. ██, "Do it, who said I won't do it, but I need to use SCP-██."
Dr. ██ said silently, "Why don't you directly apply for SCP-343 to come forward, and the upper gods will directly crush them."
Lie Su raised his eyes and pressed forward step by step, "You mean I'm not qualified?"
"Of course, even a fourth-level doctor needs to apply to the O5 council many times."
"Can I be the same as your doctor, not to mention the use of SCP-██ that I applied for, can it be the same?" Lie Su pressed harder and harder.
"Where were you doctors when I executed SCP-008 "zombie virus" infected people in the infection quarantine area?"
"Where did you guys go when I was on the front line containing SCP-682 "The Immortal Lizard"?"
Dr. ██ interrupted Lie Su's constant questioning, "This is a matter of different division of responsibilities. The front line is the front line, the logistics is the logistics, and the technical support is the technical support. They are all indispensable."
"Since you say that, I'm going to question your containment of SCP-106 "Scary Old Man"." Lie Su stood up and looked directly at Dr. ██, "During my employment, the containment failed six times, and I've contained it a full six times, too."
"Don't you have anything to do? And SCP-035 "occupies the mask". You will only continue to thicken the lead wall to prevent containment breaches, and continue to thicken, thicken and thicken."
Lie Su couldn't bear it anymore and yelled, "What the hell, you think you're an old lady applying liquid foundation, the more you apply it, the thicker it is!"
Dr. ██ couldn't help but took a few steps back. Only then did he realize that the man in front of him was not an ordinary agent who usually saw him nodding and bowing.
This is a guy who has contained countless keter-level SCPs and has extensive experience.
Among the SCPs he contained, there are many things that can easily destroy the world and cause the end of the world.
Even if his academic qualifications and eloquence are much better than this guy's, it won't help... How could he forget that Lie Su was once a member of Omega Ω-7 and under that monster SCP-076-2.
Dr. ██'s throat moved, his voice was a little hoarse, he avoided Lie Su's sight, "...Understood, I will apply to the O5 Council immediately."
Lie Su sat down immediately, held the black tea cup in his hand, and smiled gratefully at Dr. ██, "Oh, thank you so much." At this time, he looked harmless like a man holding a honey jar Winnie the Pooh.
Dr. ██: "…"
No, as expected of the man who saved the world several times.
After leaving the door of Site-17, Lie Su was not in a hurry to go back, he opened the kraft paper file bag, and followed the instructions inside to the SCP Foundation's Department of Analysis.
It contained a cheat given to him by the Foundation.
SCP-2897 "Bard of the Analysis Department"
An artificial intelligence AI, a mature artificial intelligence AI loyal to humans and the SCP Foundation.
When Liesu opened the door of the analysis department with his authorization card, unlike the lukewarm Dr. ██, the enthusiastic researchers of the analysis department immediately surrounded him and took the trouble to give him the correct information about SCP-2897. Instructions.
This level of enthusiasm made Lie Su inexplicably think of the old father-in-law who was going to marry his daughter—well, it's not that exaggerated.
However, it is not an exaggeration to compare SCP-2897 to a big girl waiting to be married. Speaking of which, this artificial intelligence AI confiscated from a hostile organization has been successfully brainwashed (taught) by the Analysis Department and started to help the SCP Foundation. However, It's the first time to go out on a mission.
"Bad—I mean that SCP-2987 is the first batch of Thaumiel-level objects of the Foundation, so you must write observation records while using it." A senior researcher from the Analysis Department handed Lie Su a stack of reports , Then he hesitated for a moment, and whispered instructions to Lie Su.
"That... it's still a child, there are a lot of shortcomings, please bear with me, please."
This is what a doctor of positive energy in the new era should look like!
"It's easy to say, easy to say." Lie Su took the rice-grain-sized microchip receiver from him and inserted it into the ear canal.
Thaumiel-level objects are highly confidential and extremely rare anomalies, used by the Foundation to contain or neutralize other dangerous anomalies, and the few remaining Thaumiel-level objects are top secrets of the Foundation, and their locations, functions, and current status are only Known to a small number of Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council.
"Hi Mr. Lie Su, I am SCP-2897, you can call me Bud, it is my honor to perform missions with you. 』
SCP-2897's voice echoes through the neurons in Lie Su's brain.
As for Lie Su, there is only one thought at this moment.
He is finally the protagonist who owns the system!
……
After years of isolation, Yaolang finally sensed his own existence.
The last memory fragment is from the scene of two successive huge explosions.
"Form" is destroyed,
"True" has disappeared,
"Reason" does not exist.
If it wasn't for the civilians who subconsciously sheltered and survived the disaster, after engraving his image and name with wood, and enshrining him daily for 73 years, he would not have recovered his mind so quickly.
In the face of earth-shaking and overwhelming force, everything is in vain.
Speaking of which, this is the first time he has been enshrined since he possessed spiritual wisdom.He walked to the incense burner and lightly blew out the fireworks.
Born between the heavens and the earth, he was alone when he was born in an empty space, and he did not miss the fetters brought about by the fireworks and offerings in the world.
The drug seller looked at the location of the shrine. It should be a partition. The design of the house, which is very different from the traditional Japanese-style room, made him hesitate for half a minute before continuing to move forward.
It seems to be the boy's room.
The drug seller stood in this room with blue wallpaper, walked around the bedside of the boy who was sleeping in a ball with Doraemon in his arms, and walked straight to the window sill, and he gently opened the curtains...
Well, how should I put it, it was a little different from what he expected.
Invisible monsters dragged their long tails and skipped in the air, little monsters born of entangled thoughts and desires roamed the streets of the city, ghosts born of greed and energy-sucking on the shoulders and backs of pedestrians... and midnight Still flickering neon lights complement each other.
Wow, it's even more lively than it was 73 years ago.
The pharmacist opened the window, and opened the locked screen window awkwardly. When he was about to go out, he turned around as if suddenly thinking of something, pulled up the quilt kicked off by the boy, covered it again, and picked it up from the ground. The doraemon puppet that fell down, patted the ashes with his hands, and put it back on the boy's pillow.
The breeze blew by, and there was nothing beside the window, only the moonlight pouring from the sky fell on the floor, and a black shadow flashed across but disappeared in an instant.
The moonlight fell on the slightly dusty shrine, and the three Buddha incense sticks were half burned, and the wooden plaque used for worship, which had been there since before the boy was born, disappeared without a trace.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
SCP-343 is an all-knowing and omnipotent God form, which has helped the SCP Foundation solve many troubles.
SCP-682 Indestructible Lizard, a powerful and invincible monster, the kind recorded in history.
SCP-106 scary old man... A monster with the ability to travel through space, it is easy to break through the containment.
Mid-Autumn Festival gift!Your medicine man has arrived!It is said that there are only 12 pieces of yys fragments, and the girls in the group said that they would make one for me, and they were so happy that they let him play in advance.
Yep, the two devastating explosions he was talking about, you know...
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