[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

Sometimes, a kind person is excluded not because the person is too kind, nor is it because the person who excludes is going to do bad things, maybe...they just don't want to play with him.

Class D Tsurumaru never knew where to find two chairs and put them away, and sat on one of them by himself.

"My keyword is 'the way that produces the most cookies.'"

The lights in the SCP-1459 machine turned on, and a factory assembly line appeared, and the company name "Fu █ Kang" appeared on the top. More than a dozen SCP-1459-1 wore blue uniforms, standing on the assembly line to process biscuits, 5 Minutes later, suddenly, an SCP-1459-1 puppy flicked its hat, ran to the top floor of the factory building, and jumped down.

When Hikari came back with two cups of brewed matcha, the last SCP-1459-1 also jumped down from the roof, and the machine began to spit out biscuits. This time, SCP-1459 spit out a total of more than 20 pieces with packaging The biscuits in the bag are exactly the same as those produced by the puppies on the assembly line just now.

Higakiri sat down on the chair, gave a cup of matcha to D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and the latter tore open the packaging bag, and handed the biscuit to Higakiri.

Taking a bite of the biscuit, Higiri said to SCP-1459, "My key word is..." He thought for a while, and said, "That's 'Forging Knife'"

As soon as Higakiri finished speaking, the lights in the SCP-1459 machine became softer, and the background turned into a rainy season, but a large advertisement of "Adzuki Bean Long Light Limit Forging" appeared on the top. Seeing this scene, D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higakiri burst out laughing... This ad was still hanging in Wanya last week.

SCP-1459-1 was dressed as a god judge and was hanged by the claws. It slapped the forge with its paws. Immediately afterwards, the words 03:00 appeared in the four forges, and then 3 Minutes later, four black-backed puppies of SCP-1459-1 appeared in combat uniforms, and...all of them wore a single black eye patch.

Now everyone should guess who the black backs are cosplaying, right?This scene made the D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga spit out the matcha in his mouth, then slapped his legs and started laughing.

In the end, the four black-backed eyepatch SCP-1459-1 were thrown into the forge with the original god judge SCP-1459-1 sandwiched between them, D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga barely stopped laughing wildly.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga wiped away the tears from his laughter, and took out a pure black activated charcoal biscuit with the color of an eye mask from the machine, "My key word is 'making knife outfits', it feels like it will be in the same series as before. "

Indeed, when D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga received the keyword "make a sword outfit", the scene of SCP-1459 did not change, but the advertisement changed to "Golden sword outfit success rate greatly improved!" 100% Can't Fail" ad.

An SCP-1459-1 puppy wearing a Taro Taidao costume was sitting in front of the stove, picking up the sword outfit. It clicked 10 consecutive productions, but... in the end, only nine gold sword outfits rolled out, and SCP-1459-1 looked up. After seeing the "100% success" written on the billboard, he stood up and put his head into the knife furnace, as if he wanted to see what was going on... At this moment, the knife furnace exploded with a bang , SCP-1459-1 fell to the ground with a dark face.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga & Higiri: "..."

To be honest, when that SCP-1459-1 poked in, they also moved their faces closer to the glass.

Finally, after accepting a piece of golden biscuit, Higiri approached the display screen: "Then, my key word is 'two swords to open eyes'."

The SCP-1459 machine starts up, and it puts down two armored SCP-1459-1, one is a slightly larger Akita, and the other is a slightly smaller Hiromi, one of them is holding a sword model, and the other is holding It's Wakizashi.

The two SCP-1459-1s uttered a "wow" together, and then one of them, the one with Wakizawa in its mouth, tried to climb onto the back of the other. It tremblingly climbed up and stood tremblingly. When I got up, I suddenly became unsteady, and my little paw softened, and it rolled down like a ball of cotton.

After three tries, these two SCP-1459-1 finally succeeded!However, just as the two of them stood firm, a group of retrograde army SCP-1459-1 appeared...

Needless to say the rest, this kind of "two swords to open the eyes" can be said to have no combat effectiveness at all.

D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked at the rise, he stroked his chin and thought for a while, and said to SCP-1459: "My key word is 'polarization'"

The word doesn't seem to be lethal, they want to see how SCP-1459 will operate.

It began to snow in the scene of SCP-1459, and the robot claws dropped a scene of the gate of the Honmaru, and a short knife-dressed SCP-1459-1 came out with a salute on his back, the door opened a crack, and many short knife SCP-1459-1 in the same dress- [-]-[-] waved its small paw vigorously at the back.

At this time, the scene in SCP-1459 went dark, then lit up again, and this was repeated three times, as if the light had broken, and then, SCP-1459-1 appeared in a suit of cumbersome clothes up!

This scene made the D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higiri chuckle.

The polarized SCP-1459-1 knocked on the door of Honmaru. At this time, the door opened slightly. Several SCP-1459-1 looked at their companions whose clothes had changed into more gorgeous ones, and issued a suspicious "woo hoo" sound, and before it could come in, closed the door.

what the hell!

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higakiri's smiles froze on their faces before they disappeared.

Is it because the companion can't recognize it after changing clothes!Aren't you dogs? Can't you confirm the smell before deciding?

They looked at the polarized SCP-1459-1 who cried for a while at the door before dying, and their smiles faded away.

This game is too fake, bad review!

Higakiri took out a piece of raspberry cookie from the machine, and then said to the machine: "The key word this time is 'United Battle'"

SCP-1459 beeped to indicate that it was turned on, and then six SCP-1459-1s painted purple and wearing glasses appeared in battle uniforms with swords in their mouths. At this time, six scarecrows appeared in the scene. SCP-6-1459 held a big knife in its mouth, and ran over happily to attack these scarecrows.

At this time, the light representing the alternation of day and night dimmed and brightened again. Finally, the last SCP-1459-1 also defeated the scarecrow. After seeing the victory, the six SCP-1459-1 with purple slanted bangs held the sword in their mouths, After running to the Honmaru scene, he buried his head and fell asleep.

This is actually a simulation of Akashi!Why is the configuration for the alliance battle to be six Akashi!If it is true, this team configuration is absolutely wiped out!

At this time, the claws of the machine dropped an SCP-1459-1 wearing a red dress with a small stick on top of its head.This SCP-1459-1 looked at the sky, it was very good, it was daytime, and then looked at the six SCP-1459-1 sleeping in the nest, and tried to wake up with a few "woo hoots" After they found no results, they directly picked up a big hammer with 100t written next to it, pointed it at SCP-1459-1's forehead, and hit it hard, only to hear "crack!" "crack!" Crack!" Six beeps, all of which were headshot.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higiri subconsciously clamped their legs as they watched.

What happened to a child's sense of déjà vu this time!

Karasuma hits Akashi!Sledgehammer 80, small hammer 40, specialize in the treatment of lazy cancer!

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga twitched the corners of his mouth, stopped taking the biscuits, and said directly to the machine: "Keyword 'Osaka Castle Basement 100'"

The inside of SCP-1459 became pitch black in an instant, and when it was turned on again, the scene had become underground, and six SCP-1459-1 wearing battle uniforms were walking forward with candles in their mouths...

Suddenly, the light of the candle flickered and went out!

A gloomy wind blew by, and in front of the six SCP-1459-1, a coffin suddenly appeared, and the lights turned into ghostly will-o'-the-wisps!

You are going for knives!Why did you dig someone else's ancestral grave? Hey! !This is too ditch to hello!

The sound of zombies scratching the coffin board was heard continuously in the coffin, and then a stiff zombie SCP-1459-1 got out of the coffin, ignoring the black dogs shown by the other six SCP-1459-1 Blood and donkey's hooves ate them mercilessly...

"..."

Mustache took out the biscuit from the machine with a blank expression. The biscuit was unexpectedly cute, with a cute Zongzi pattern drawn on it.

"Then, the new key word this time is 'Honmaru Daily'." Hikiri said.

Even Higakiri, after experiencing all kinds of things, wants to take a break.

The scene of SCP-1459 has changed to the scene of Honmaru before. An SCP-1459-1 is wearing a sky blue hunting suit and wearing a yellow headband sitting by the pond. With an expression on his face, he flicked the hook and threw it into the water.

Then maintain this action for 5 minutes.

D-Class Tsurumaru Kuninaga dozed off, this time the scene was so real that he was a little impatient, but Hikiri observed that this fishing SCP-1459-1 was at the same time as D-Class Tsurumaru Kuninaga They yawned together.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga's head began to doze off bit by bit.

SCP-1459-1's head begins to doze off bit by bit.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga couldn't help but almost collapsed.

SCP-1459-1 couldn't help it and was about to collapse.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuni can't take it anymore! …he fell asleep on his stomach on SCP-1459's machine.

SCP-1459-1 couldn't take it anymore! ...He fell headfirst into the pool! ! !

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga was suddenly awakened, and then stared at the bubbling pool, and began to be in a daze.

hair... what happened?

Higakiri took out the drop-shaped biscuit, then smiled at D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "It's your turn."

Oh.

D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga rubbed his eyes, and said to SCP-1459: "The key word is—"Honmaru is not everyday""

D-Class Tsurumaru Kuninaga just finished speaking, and all the lights in SCP-1459 turned on! !

In an instant, D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higiri frowned, and they were all dazzled by the colorful lights.

At this time, SCP-1459 put down SCP-1459-1 one by one. They have all kinds of puppies, and they are all dressed up like Awataguchi katana... Oh, no, there are also two Shiba Inu, one black and one white, which are Wakizashi Dress up, and a fox dog dressed up as a knife.

Intense rock music began to sound inside SCP-1459! SCP-1459-1 began to "bark, woof, woof" rhythmically!

At this moment!The spotlight suddenly aimed at the same point, and the lifting platform went up...a ​​Bianmu painted in lake green went up and stood at position C!

At this time, the song reached the most intense treble!

"Boom-!!!"

With a loud bang, SCP-1459 went out, and at the same time, the containment room was completely dark.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga spoke anxiously in the dark: "What happened... what?"

At this time, a muffled voice from Higakiri sounded.

……

"It should be that the power of the stage is too high, blow the fuse..."