[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"I think... Do I treat you too badly in terms of food?"

With an unlit cigarette in his hand, Lie Su squatted at the door of his office. Although he was wearing a suit, his vicissitudes of expression made him look like a foreman picking up putty on a construction site.

Yaken Toshiro hesitated for a moment, and squatted down beside him. He pushed his glasses, trying to comfort his Alukki.

"I think you've done a good enough job. It's absolutely not your fault that this kind of thing happened...Pfft."

Liesu turned his head to look at Yaken Toshiro, his eyes were piercing: "You couldn't help laughing just now, did you?"

Yaken Toshiro looked innocent, as if he didn't know what Lie Su was talking about, his eyes widened in surprise: "Well, what did you say? What are you laughing at?"

When it comes to treachery and cunning, Yaken Toshiro can definitely be ranked among the top three in Awataguchi.

"...Go down and inform them, and tell them to meet in the lobby at noon." Liesu waved his hand to signal Yaken Fujishiro to leave, then he got up, reopened the office door, and sat down heavily at the desk Down.

After a long while, he took a deep breath with a "hiss-" and then began to beat his left leg with his left hand non-stop.

"Tell you to be restless, what the hell is telling you to be restless!"

It was you who chose to apply for a work-related injury to retire from the front line, and it was also your chance to take this comfortable Honmaru with you when you applied to be a trial judge!

An An divides the team, and it is so fun to drink tea and fish together!

However, how could he dream of the days when he was in the task force every day?

Even when he woke up, the feeling of his heart beating wildly hanging in his throat seemed to still remain in his palm...

He suddenly thought of what SCP-076 said to him when he exited Pandora's Box——

"You are not a person who is greedy for ease, a person who was born with the blood of a warrior, you will regret it."

Undeniably, he was right.

The original plan of An An Yiyi to work until the age of 50 and then retire, but now that I think about it, I suddenly feel that it is too difficult.

Lie Su looked at the palm of his hand, looked at the short lifeline on it, and felt that according to his adventurous personality, he might not be able to enjoy the pension insurance in the future.

It's time to make a decision!

He moved the phone over and dialed a series of numbers: "Hello, is this the SCP Foundation's logistics department!"

"In the future, I don't have to pay my pension insurance. Just convert the money into my salary card. Yes, I'm going to be transferred to the front line... What? You said that pension insurance is an employee benefit, so it can't be converted into cash?"

Lie Su's face darkened: "Okay, then continue to insure... I didn't say what I just said."

Tsk, what spicy chicken company.

Lie Su curled his lips, and was poured cold water by the customer service of the SCP Foundation. He also calmed down from the impulsive state just now, and began to think about the current problem with his calm mind.

If you decide to go on a mission in the future, what will Honmaru do?

After thinking about it carefully, Lie Su is going to find a reliable liver substitute... I mean the acting god judge.

But there was no rush, Lie Su looked up at the time, it was already 12 o'clock noon, he stood up, flicked his clothes, and walked to the hall, where the men with swords and swords had been waiting for a long time.

"What are you doing in a daze, first sit down where you were eating." Lie Su waved his hand to let them sit down, while he opened the safe and took out a pizza box.

"Did the general order pizza for us?" Ranto Shiro stared at the pizza box with all English characters, but... the more he looked, the more confused he became. Why does this pizza box look more and more like an empty box?

"Well, that's right." Lie Su nodded, "It's indeed an empty pizza box."

SCP-458 "Infinite Pizza Box"

The peculiarity of SCP-458 is that it is usually an ordinary pizza box. When a person's hand touches it, it will instantly copy a contactor's favorite flavor of pizza inside the box, including placing it according to the contactor's taste. Sauces, Cheese, Pie Bases and other toppings.

He put his hand on top of the pizza box, and opened it—in an instant, a pizza appeared in the pizza box.

The daggers standing in the front row all stretched their necks to look in, and Candekiri Mitsutada and Utasen Kansada, who are usually in charge of the kitchen work, also began to look in——

It seems to be a medium-sized wheat flour pancake, with a thick layer of cheese on it, and a layer of bacon evenly sprinkled on it, but the most conspicuous thing is the bright yellow pineapple on it, which looks very sweet and sour .

But what I didn't notice was Lie Su's black face at this time.

Really old... I remember opening this box for the first time when he first joined the SCP Foundation as a kid.What emerged was a wild pizza with oversized flatbread, chipotle sauce, and a thick layer of rare beef.

Now it seems that the appetite is not as good as it was then... Lie Su sighed, picked up his own pizza and took a bite...

It's damn delicious!

Sure enough, the pineapple pizza appeared because my taste has improved. It is definitely not because I have a small appetite and cannot digest half-raw beef, definitely!

Next, the men with swords and swords in the back lined up spontaneously. Surprisingly, the men with short knives came to the front.

The newcomer Mori Toshiro was pushed up, he glanced at Lie Su timidly, and after seeing him smiling and nodding, he stretched out his hand and opened the pizza box.

A small pizza is quietly lying in the pizza box. Although it is small, there is a lot of content on it. It is full of fresh tomato juice so much that it will flow down, and then it is decorated with various colors and beautiful sushi caviar. Looks as pretty as a cake.

Next came Aizen Kunijun. He opened the pizza box. Although it was also a small pizza, Lesu's eyes jumped. Looking at the half-cooked beef and jalapeño sauce on it, he felt so familiar.

Liesu didn't think much about it when he saw Hotaru coming over, he was taken aback and felt something was wrong, but he couldn't tell for a while, until he saw Hotaru opened a large pizza, Liesu realized it.

Oh, co-authoring, this is a big sword mixed in...

Hotaru’s large pizza is covered with canned corn kernels soaked in sugar water, covered with a layer of roasted and fragrant raw onions, and decorated with large pieces of pastrami... It feels like enough for several short knives to eat.

"It's me next..." Baoding Toshiro rushed forward, opening the pizza box full of expectation, like a child opening a gift box.

And the fact is the same, Baoding Toshiro's pizza base is a large piece of baked crispy cookie, with roasted chocolate on top, and the top is colorful popping balls wrapped in juice.Strawberry jam is mixed in at the end to make it look like a very regular pizza.

How should I put it, Baoding Toshiro is unexpectedly stubborn from another aspect!

Next, at Wakizashi, Natsuo Toshiro took out a small pizza with ordinary fillings, but it was covered with a thick layer of bonito flakes, dancing with the heat.

And Kotoshiro Toshiro... Surprisingly, it is a large pizza. The white cheese on it seems to be full, and the ingredients are also white. There are mushrooms, white dragon fruit, pineapple pieces and chicken. It looks surprisingly delicious. .

Looking at the small body of Kotoshiro carrying the pizza... I don't know how unexpectedly it can be eaten!

The next few wakizashis took the pizzas with small bases, and finally arrived at the smiling face Qingjiang. Originally, he planned to decline and take it with Zongsan and the others, but he was pushed to the front by the crowd with swords and smiles.

Smiling Qingjiang couldn't help laughing, and opened the pizza box directly. As expected, a medium-sized pizza appeared in the box, but the fiery red color on it was really daunting.

Red pepper, mustard, spicy sausage, spicy meat, and the embellishment is actually spicy Korean fried rice cakes... The men with swords and swords took a step back collectively, watching him with fascinated awe.

Now it's the turn of the knife. The oversized durian pizza brought out by Qianzi Village, who was the first to come up, immediately blew up the audience. The problem is... the dragonfly cut that was dragged up by Qianzi Village also delivered a Same durian pizza.

These two pairs of durian pizzas are so shocking, even the large fat braised pork pizza in Zongsanzuo's words at the back is eclipsed by the contrast.

Wait, why the recipe has become weird!

The pizza served by the Japanese account has an inexplicably attractive aroma of wine, which should be the aroma of the special pickled sausage on it.

The order of queuing at the back seemed to be messed up, and Yamabuki Kunihiro quietly queued behind after realizing that there were fewer and fewer people paying attention.

Taro Tachi standing in front of him got a large pizza with oversized bacon and enoki mushroom toppings. Seeing himself, Yamabuki Kunihiro was a little nervous.

To be honest, unlike other sword men, he has never been sure what he likes to eat, and he has never thought about it. It just so happens that this time he has such an opportunity...

So, what will it be?

Yamabuki Kunihiro opened the box with some anticipation. What he didn't know was that when it was his turn, many swordsmen stopped eating and turned their gazes over. Some swordsmen who hadn't received the pizza were also slightly out of line , quietly observing.

It is a medium-sized pizza, with sweet shrimps bent into small circles, thinly sliced ​​snapper, corn kernels and chopped carrots evenly spread on top, complementing the sweet and sour tomato sauce and blending into one ...

Is this what my own taste is?

Kunihiro Yamababa was a little overjoyed looking at the pizza, and was about to take it away when a shadow covered him.

"Oh, I feel that the taste of Yamabuka Kiri Kunihiro is very Japanese." Resu bent over and came over, startling Yamabagi Kirihiro.

"This ingredient is very daily, how about including it in the daily menu in the future, it really feels delicious."

Kunihiro Yamababachi was stunned by Riesu's sudden appearance, and he quickly replied: "No, no need! In daily life, your pineapple and bacon pizza..."

"No, I finally found out what flavor you like... You know, I even know less about you than about new knives." The straight man Lisu straight to the point expressed his concern, which made Yamabuki Kunihiro completely uncomfortable. know how to answer.

At this time, Candlestick Mitsutada also came over, "Indeed, the ingredients for Yamabaki Kunihiro's pizza are all regular ingredients." He said, winking at Yamabaki Kunihiro whose face was already red and smoking ——

"You don't want to include durian pizza in your daily routine, do you?"

That was terrifying.

The sword men around laughed in good faith, and Yamabuchi Kunihiro stood in the middle, and suddenly... suddenly felt that it was not so embarrassing.

It seems that being comfortable in a crowded environment or something...isn't that difficult.

Sanri Yuezong was holding his own pizza and looked at it with a smile. He saw Shuzhuwan Hengci approaching, and asked casually, "What is the taste of Shuzhuwan?"

Suzumaru Hengji nodded slightly: "It's soy sauce and green onion pizza, yours is..."

"Coincidentally, it's pizza with eel in soy sauce." Tsukimi Mikazuki finished speaking, and then he turned around to find Takoyo Odenori, who served a fried chicken pizza with soy sauce.

"Then, Da Baoping and Xiao Karasuma are..."

The small Karasuma served a small soy sauce shiitake mushroom pizza, while the large flat... was a Italian pizza soy sauce pizza.

"What a coincidence hahahahaha..."

"Hahaha yes, what a coincidence!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The laughter ended, and the five swordsmen fell into a deathly silence with their respective soy sauce pizzas.

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Poison in the middle of the night!

You can't eat, you can't eat, you can't eat! !

Hehehe...

……

I can't eat QAQ