[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"Hello, dear readers, I am Lie Su, a former agent of the SCP Foundation and the current site director."

Today, when Liesu just came back from a business trip in the personality plane, the number of instant messages on the mobile phone that finally connected to the signal of this plane reached 99+, and one of the messages was sent by Foxnosuke, which read——

"Congratulations, Mr. Liesu, you are full of swords. 』

"So, the theme of my recording this time is—first, let's get into Honmaru."

Liesu opened the gate of Honmaru, at this moment a flash of swords and swords flashed, and two figures rushed towards Liesu with their swords in hand.

Taidao-Da Baoping, Short Sword-Hyuga Masamune!

"God judges shouldn't exist!!"

"I can't go with the flow anymore!!"

Lie Su didn't even turn his head, he still walked flirtatiously towards the camera, dodging the attack from the left and the right, and then, he tapped his right foot and stepped with his left foot to block Da Baoping's attack On the route, he staggered Dabaoping with one shoulder, and snatched Dabaoping's Taidao body with his hands.

Hyuga Masamune, who had the highest mobility, couldn't stop and fell to the ground, and became a big flat pad.

It's over, the best opportunity is lost!

Lie Su's mental power tightly sealed the two people who fell to the ground, and they couldn't move on the ground.

"Look, this is a typical phenomenon for newcomers!" Lie Su yelled at the camera with some excitement.

"In the documents of the SCP Foundation, a series of words such as 'warning', 'top secret', 'deadly cognitohazard', 'memetic obliteration', 'execution', etc. often appear, which will bring Xiaomeng new Huge psychological pressure!"

Liesu made a gesture of oath to Dabao Heihehiga Masamune, who was lying on the ground, with a very serious expression: "Don't worry, I'm just a god judge, and I'm not here to execute you!"

Dabaoping & Hinata Masamune: ...?

At this time, the six or seven sword men headed by Qing Guang also chased after them out of breath. When they saw the two sword men pinned to the ground by Lie Su's mental power, they gasped, "Why? What happened, sir, you are not injured, are you?"

Lie Su didn't answer, he continued to look at the camera, and pulled California Qingguang over: "Look, this is an SCP boss! He has excellent information detection capabilities, and he respects the site director!"

California Qingguang expressionless: "Don't think that if you praise me in front of the camera, I won't hold you accountable for leaving your post without authorization for more than a month without hearing from you."

"Huh? Ah...haha, is that so?" Lie Su wiped off his sweat and tried to change the subject. He avoided the camera and secretly asked California Qingguang: "I haven't seen these two before, did you forge them?"

"No." California Kiyomitsu also lowered his voice: "It was sent by the Government of Time, and it is said that it came from the dark Honmaru."

Lie Su nodded, expressing that he knew what was going on, and then he smiled at the camera.

"I'm sorry, viewers, this time our video is going to be renamed to..."

""A Traumatized New Blade Enters the Pit of the SCP Foundation's Misunderstandings" Thank you for continuing to watch!"

As soon as Lie Su finished speaking, California Qingguang staggered, "Is this the point? Hey!" California Qingguang was almost laughed at by his incomprehensible judge, he pressed his temple that was throbbing, "inside There are still a few newcomers, just waiting for you to come back and meet."

"OK, let's move on to our new blade!"

Lie Su raised his suit jacket and strode towards the main pill. He looked around, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Look there, it seems that there is a new blade!"

In the corner of the corridor, a green-haired dagger curled up in the shadows alone, as if he had no interest in anything at all. He didn't realize that someone was coming until Lie Su's shadow covered him, and saw Lie Su walk up to him. In front of him, the dagger boy froze in panic.

Knife - Mori Toshiro seems to have not yet figured out what expression to use to face this god judge who looks completely different from the previous one.

He looks like a handsome straight guy with a big grin and a nice smile...

Lie Su sat directly next to Mori Toshiro, and asked with a pleasant face: "Do you feel... afraid? Fear? Or panic?"

Mori Toshiro nodded subconsciously.

"That's typical of the New Blades - thinking SCPs are all horror stories and ghost stories!"

Lie Su touched his chin in puzzlement, and said to himself: "If you read this article, you shouldn't have such a misunderstanding..." Immediately afterwards, Lie Su corrected his expression:

"The content of SCP is all-encompassing. However, the headquarters once held an "SCP-3000 Contest" whose theme was indescribable horror, so when you look at the items starting with [-], you need to be mentally prepared."

"In addition, the theme of the "SCP-2000 Contest" is science fiction, while the theme of the "SCP-4000 Contest" is history... Well, there is no need to take notes, these contests have already ended."

Liesu shrugged helplessly, stood up and looked around, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "These are... the two swords of the long ship! I have seen them in other Honmaru before, do we also have them now?"

Yamato Shouan, who followed the column, nodded: "Yes, it was also delivered by the Government of Time."

Fighting with wooden knives... No, the two swordsmen who were practicing both put down their knives, and then saluted to the gentlemen of Liesu.

"My price is [-] guan, which happens to be the same as the [-] volumes of the Great Prajna Sutra, so I was named that way." After the Great Prajna Changguang introduced himself, he asked with great interest: "Speaking of which, there is something about Buddhism in the SCP." Is it the contained item? It must be a rare treasure..."

Daprajna Changguang's questions were quite satisfactory, but Liesu began to have difficulties.

This year's new blade... seems to be very rational, and there seems to be no misunderstanding at all!How can this be recorded video!Lie Su thought for a while, and planned to create misunderstandings if there were no misunderstandings, um, a good idea.

"What?!" Lie Su's exaggerated surprised expression scared Xiaodou Changguang and Da Prajna Changguang.

"You ask me if the SCP Foundation can contain the Tathagata Buddha?!" Lie Su looked like he had seen a ghost.

Da Prajna Changguang really wanted to raise his hand and swear that he never asked such a fucking question.

"This is the new blade's favorite question! You often see people asking questions such as "Can the SCP Foundation contain Doraemon?" "Can the SCP Foundation contain Sadako?" "Can the SCP Foundation contain Jill Is it Gamesh?" Such a question..." Lesu had a sad face.

"To be honest...no one knows the answer." Lie Su stretched out his finger and waved it towards the camera: "According to the SCP Foundation's principle of "one does not follow", the strength of the SCP Foundation is not fixed. If you have A good way to contain them..." Lie Su took out his pen and slapped it on the table.

"Whoever can do it will write it. If the writing is successful... basically it cannot be successful." Lie Su showed a subtle smile: "If you play too much, you will be given negative marks by researchers and agents, and in the end it will lead to the serious consequences of deleting the document. .”

"So..." Lie Su was about to say something when he was pushed aside by Da Prajna Chang Guang, who solemnly swore to the camera:

"I never asked the question 'Can the SCP Foundation contain Tathagata Buddha?', this is all a gimmick made by an unscrupulous judge to increase the ratings, please believe me."

Da Prajna Changguang and Xiaodou Changguang standing next to him who didn't know what to do said that his character of a new god judge is really annoying.

It seems that life in the future won't be as boring as it used to be... maybe, isn't it?

...

"Photographer! Delete the plot just now!" Lie Su straightened his suit collar: "Let's visit the next Xinren! Come, introduce yourself by your name."

"I'm Karasuma, please give me your advice." After learning about Liesu's personality, Karasuma decided to only speak her own name.

Lie Su stared at Xiao Karasuma, and suddenly frowned: "Wait, are you really a new knife? You look familiar... Don't have appeared on the scene before, you know, the author of the evil pen never writes an outline."

"Probably because I am the father of Japanese swords and swords, so they look very similar... It's okay, and the God Judge looks quite similar to Akashi Kunikun." Little Karasuma covered the corner of her mouth with her sleeve, her eyes wide open. He secretly glanced at Lie Su's face.

They are indeed very similar, but their personalities are worlds apart. This kid is more energetic... Little Karasuma smiled. He knew that he had to take the initiative to deal with such a kid.

"Main hall, this is the cherry blossom wine I brewed." Karasuma handed Liesu a small cup: "Surely, the cherry blossom wine produced by the SCP-294-coffee machine is not as delicious."

SCP-294 "Coffee Machine"

A coin-operated coffee machine that can sell any liquid, including cherry blossom wine, of course.

Lie Su drank the wine in one gulp, and then continued: "Look, this is one of Xinren's misunderstandings, understanding SCP from secondary creation, SCP knowledge obtained from other people's articles, comics, or live broadcasts , is always written by others after understanding, and it is completely different from the feeling you get after you go to the main site to read the original document.”

Lie Su continued to ask: "If you read the original text, then you will definitely know that the experiment report does not mention the taste of the cherry blossom wine produced by SCP-294 "coffee machine"."

"So, which comic or fanfic did you know about SCP-294?"

Xiao Karasuma smiled and shook his head: "Neither." Immediately afterwards, he said an answer that choked Liesu to death.

"It's the result I got after experimenting with SCP-294 "coffee machine" myself."

There is no documentation more intuitive than hands-on experiments...

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was carrying the camera, looked at the choked and twitching Lisu, and burst out laughing mercilessly, while Karasuma raised his cup: "Do you want to try Tsurumaru too?"

"Hey, yes, yes! I want to try... can I order a more powerful drink!"

"Hahaha, that's great, then I can follow Tsurumaru and enjoy my meal."

The camera was placed on the table, and the last shot was...the figure of Karasuma and Kuninaga Tsurumaru leaving together.

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PS: To be honest, this article is also a second creation. It is recommended that those who are interested go to the official website of the Baidu SCP Foundation to see it!Really interesting~