[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"Hello, audience friends, welcome to our "Game of Death Show"!"

The host was a fat man in suspenders, and he saluted as a gentleman to the thunderous applause from the audience.

"Let us thank the sponsor Prometheus Labs for their kind sponsorship! Let us give them another round of applause!"

This time the applause was sparse.

The host raised his eyebrows, and suddenly made an exaggerated expression of enlightenment: "Oh, I also want to thank the SCP Foundation for stuffing people here every time."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

After the host finished speaking, he lazily raised his eyes to look at the contestants behind: "Let's take a look at the D-class personnel sent by the SCP Foundation to die this time... Wait, how old are you?!"

The host was a little stunned. There were 5 answering stations in the center of the stage. Tenya Iida, Shangming Electric, 800 million million, Lugu Izuku and Hong Jiaodong stood in front of the answering stations, looking at them in a daze. offstage.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is more difficult..." Those who came before were all the kind of experienced brothers/strong men, or muscular girls, and the students who looked like children on the stage today completely different.

Although Tenya Iida has grown into an adult, his face still has a strong student spirit, and 800 million people's face is also full of collagen, especially Izuku Midoriya, the position of the microphone on his answering table Almost to the top of his head.

"This is really difficult... The theme of this issue was to go to the Cretaceous Period and steal eggs from the Tyrannosaurus Rex's lair, but now there is no way to do it." The host looked at 18 million who were obviously under the age of 800. Sighed.

"So, have you turned 16 yet?" the host asked.

"Uh, no..." Izuku Midoriya scratched his head.

"Oh my god, you're not even under the 16-year-old age limit for the second gear... So, have you turned 14! You can't even be 14?"

"We are 15 years old." Hong Jiaodong replied.

"God, God bless you. At least the age limit for three variety shows... If you guys are under the age of 14, I can only invite your dad to come over and film "Where Did Daddy █ Go" instead"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was another round of laughter and applause from the audience.

"Okay, okay, then let's follow the regulations of the Guangzhou ██ Bureau, let's be gentle this time."

The host saluted the gentlemen in the audience, and then took the opportunity to turn around and look at the five people standing on the stage with meaningful eyes.

"You really took your life, children."

……

SCP-24 "Death Game Show"

It was clearly an abandoned studio just now, but as soon as 8 o’clock arrived on time, everything changed. The dusty broken plastic chairs became red velvet auditoriums. The audience was full, and a photographer wearing a director’s vest appeared behind the camera. , The stage expanded and the broken screen turned into a huge logo image displaying a huge "Death Game Show".

"Dear viewers, in the last episode of the show, our contestants had a "quick self-amputation" competition to see who could clench their teeth and quickly amputate their own two legs without making a sound."

"Then this time, your task is—" The host turned around smartly, and gestured "Iwantyou" to the five people behind the answering desk.

"Come with me to the scene, let's find out!"

……

A long time ago—probably a season of cherry blossoms.

A couple traveled across the ocean and came to this strange country on the other side. The travel expenses alone used up most of their savings. They used the last of their money to open a Chinese restaurant in this small fishing village. The dishes are not too rich. But it is a home-cooked dish that the woman has cooked all her life.In this way, this small Chinese restaurant opened until the small fishing village became a metropolis, until... the barber shop next to it was acquired and turned into a Michelin-level cheap restaurant.

Faced with her family's increasingly bleak business, the proprietress made a big wish for the thriving competitor next door——

"You son of a bitch, let's just leave this corner alone, I'm going to have a fight with you today, and we'll see who's more pissed!"

After saying this, Lugu Deku and the others found that they were already standing in this small restaurant, and they had already changed into the work clothes of the Chinese restaurant.

Lugu Izuku, Shangming Electric, Iida Tenya and Hong Jiaodong are all in Tang suits with red embroidered black lace, while 800 million is a small cheongsam of the same style, and 800 million touched his head, the original ponytail It became two round bun heads.

"Next, the contestants are asked to jointly manage this restaurant and make the daily turnover exceed 100 million yen. The contestants can only sell Chinese food, and they are not allowed to conduct improper actions against the competing restaurant next door. If the turnover does not reach 100 million yen [-] yen, a contestant will be randomly selected for cooking.

Five contestants are asked to arrange the five positions of "cook", "waiter", "cleaner", "restaurant performer" and "door welcome promoter". 』

After the cold mechanical voice finished speaking, it was only after Lvgu Deku and the others realized that they could move, and then they had the heart to look at this dilapidated small restaurant.

It's just an ordinary fly restaurant, although it is very clean, but it is very primitive, only ordinary folding tables and round stools, the only high-tech is probably only four cameras on the ceiling, aiming at them all the time, recording everything .

"It's over, it looks like it's going to be stewed." Shangming Electric put his hands into his hair, "Do you feel it? Our personalities have been suppressed."

Indeed, as soon as they came in, they felt... as if they were being targeted by their homeroom teacher, Shota Aizawa, and their personalities were greatly weakened.Shangming Electric blushed before releasing a flash of lightning, and Hong Jiaodong could only use a flame as big as a lighter.

"Then follow what they said first." Hong Jiaodong looked at the menu posted on the wall: "It seems that this "Mandarin Duck Hot Pot" is simpler, as long as the raw materials are prepared, they cook it themselves."

Iida Tenya frowned a little: "I have eaten hot pot, but what's the matter with "Mandarin Duck"?"

"It's a hot pot with clear soup and spicy hot pot." 800 million replied, "Indeed, this is the only thing we can do."

"Then let's divide the work." Tenya Iida said, and the five people formed a circle, "800 million is the only woman, so you will be the "waiter" who serves the food." Eight million nodded without any objection .

"I have a little experience in cooking." Midoriya Izuhisa said, "I'll handle the ingredients and play the role of 'chef'."

Tenya Iida nodded: "The remaining three items are 'cleaning staff', 'restaurant performer' and 'door welcome publicist'."

Shangming Electric quickly raised his hand: "I am a "cleaner", and I use a little static electricity, and there will be no dirt on the table."

Iida Tenya nodded, "Then next—" he blushed a little, "I'll just be a 'restaurant performer', if I sing, I'm a little special..."

Hong Jiaodong nodded, and then asked a little helplessly, "Then I'm the 'Gate Welcome Promoter', but... what should I do?" He has never had any experience in this area.

"There seems to be a corresponding cabinet at the back." Izuku Midoriya frowned, pointing to the back of the kitchen, "It just appeared when we finished setting up the position."

"Probably there will be clues inside." Tenya Iida walked over first, and pushed away the room where the "Restaurant Performer" was hung.

Izuku Midoriya also pushed open the door of the room marked "Chef". He observed carefully and found... there was only one wardrobe inside.It must be the clothes corresponding to the profession...he thought so.

……

The first one to come out was 800 million. What was different from before was that she had an extra bouquet on her chest, which was exactly the same as the bouquet of ordinary waiters.

"Indeed, I feel that the waiters don't have any special clothes." After 800 million words, the door of the "cleaning staff" opened.

The second one came out was Shangming Electric. He didn't change much, except that he had a pink turban on his head, and then put on a pink sleeve and apron...

800 million fingers trembled a little: "The clothes can bear it like this... But what the hell is the pink dishcloth in your hand and the pink dish soap? I remember that █ cat brand dish soap does not have pink packaging coming..."

"...Is that so?" Shangming Electric's face was livid, he waved his hands to express that he didn't want to talk, and then picked up...the same pink broom and dustpan beside the table.

The door of "Chef" also opened.

Izuku helped his chef's hat, and then leaned against the wall, trying to sneak into the kitchen quickly, but was caught by 800 million people with quick eyes and quick hands.

"Why, tell me...why." 800 million muttered to themselves. "Why are the cleaners and waiters dressed so formally, but the chef..."

"Wearing an old man's vest and big pants and slippers!"

The only thing that can be seen from the whole body of Lvgu Izuku is the chef's hat. After taking off the chef's hat, he is carrying a horse tie, which is exactly the same as the retired old man playing chess on the street.

Izuku Lvgu smiled awkwardly, and lifted the big underpants that kept falling down: "Probably because the chef stays in the kitchen and doesn't come out to meet the guests..."

"But this is too perfunctory!" Iida Tenya's angry voice came out, and 800 million saw him, and put on a desperate expression.

80s rock singer dress up.

A T-shirt with skulls, a denim vest with rivets, wide-leg trousers with dirty rags, and a guitar.

"How about it, isn't it handsome!" Tenya Iida stroked the golden wig on his head, which made 800 million even more desperate.

Guests will be scared away when they come!This way!

"No, the guests will stay because of my singing." Iida Tenya said with a firm expression: "Next, I will perform "Sakura Sakura Wants to See You" for everyone, thank you."

This time, the expressions of Shangming Electric and Midoriya Izuku also became stiff.

Also "Sakura Sakura Wants to See You"... 800 million people just want to sing "ScpScp Wants to Stew You"

At this time, Hong Jiaodong also came out.

Iida Tenya choked on the first sentence next door, because he turned around too quickly, and his guitar knocked over the dishwashing liquid of Shangming Denki...but no one realized it.

800 million hands trembled in astonishment, and tore off the bun on one side of his head, and Izuku's spatula fell to the ground... At this moment, there was silence.

Similarly, the studio was also dead silent. The audience was stunned and forgot to applaud or cheer. They didn't know how to express the scene in front of them.

The well-informed host was the first to react. Trembling, he took out a handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe away his tears.

"The first one, this is the first... a man who was selected as a 'propagandist' took the initiative to wear work clothes, this is the first...God, how honest is this kid?"

In some embarrassment, Hong Jiaodong tugged at his miniskirt of a low-cut, backless maid outfit, and held a brochure of Mandarin Duck Pot in his other hand, looking up at 800 million expectantly.

"Can we change it?"

The mandarin duck pot in the brochure and Hong's scorched hair have a sense of mysterious fit.

Looking at the scene in front of him, 800 million suddenly showed a sweet smile.

"No change."