[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

SCP-028 experiment log

Experimenter: Member of the task force "If You Are the One"

Recorder: "If You Are the One" Task Force Leader Queue

Date: 20██/██/16

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Test Log 028-04a

Test object: Erlang Xiangxiang

Learned Content: Hear what is on the phone

Observations: Multiple experiments have shown that the subjects can only hear the content of the wired phone, and it is invalid for the mobile phone.

note:

"It's so weak, how many people still use wired phones these days!"

——by Erlang Xiangxiang

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Test Log 028-04b

Test object: Obscura

Learning Content: Chen Style Taijiquan

Observation: Due to the large amount of information and the special personality of the subject, the subject forgot how to walk and use the replica arm after acquiring the knowledge of Chen Style Taijiquan.

note:

"This needs to be practiced more... The standard configuration of Chen-style Tai Chi is two arms, and he has six. This configuration is not suitable."

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-04c

Test subject: Sero Fanta

Acquisition content: Master-level field survival skills

Observations: The subject experienced nausea and vomiting 2 reactions after the experiment, and he declared that he ate countless meals of worms with a man named Belgris while carrying a camera.

note:

"It is estimated that if this kid is thrown into the desert or tropical rainforest now, he will be able to crawl back alive the next day."

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-01a

Test object: often dark stepping in the shade

Learning content: Repair and maintenance of mechanical keyboard

Observations: The subjects fell into long-term confusion after the end of the experiment, and expressed their incomprehension of the skills they had learned, "If the keyboard is broken, you can change it. Why does this technology exist. "

note:

"Young man, you must know that a mechanical keyboard is a man's feelings."

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-01b

Test object: Frog blowing plum rain

Learning content: butterfly/butterfly/knife fancy knife technique

Observations: After the experiment, the subject applied for a butterfly/butterfly/knife, and then used his fingers and tongue to perform fancy tricks such as horizontal cutting, vertical cutting, roundabout cutting, horizontal reversal, figure 8 rotation, and Y2K big roundabout. Knife.

note:

"Yes, it's already very good. If you go to prison at this level, you can definitely become a prison tyrant."

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-01c

Test object: heart-wrenching

Acquisition content: Detailed biographies and personal information of all currently registered professional heroes.

Observations: The subject's expression changed drastically during the experiment, and it seemed that he had received strong mental pollution. After the experiment, after many reports and interviews, the staff obtained such things as "the hero Anva beat his wife, Shanling ██ Had breast augmentation surgery, ██ Niu Wang’s hidden marriage, ██ Tiger used to be a woman, and ██ Matt’s personality heir is Midoriya Izuku” and other news.

note:

"Give him A-level amnestics and do it again... It was a dead fish eye. Now that the idols and Sanguan are so broken, I guess it will be very difficult in the future."

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

Test Log 028-01c (Supplemental Experiment)

Test object: heart-wrenching

Learning Content: Coca-Cola Secret Formula

Observations: The subjects were prepared according to the obtained formula. After tasting by all personnel, the taste was exactly the same as that of the Coca-Cola brand cola on the market, but the configuration cost was higher than its retail price.

note:

"Fuck, they definitely cut corners!"

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-02a

Test subject: Tail White Apeman

Learning content: riding a unicycle

Observations: The subject had severe leg muscle cramps during the experiment, and it did not stop until 10 minutes after the end of the experiment. Afterwards, the subject applied for the use of a unicycle. After the staff borrowed it from the "██ Circus", the subject was After the tester tried for 10 seconds, he was able to operate proficiently.

note:

"Hey, this car stinks... tell me, did that circus bear pee on it?"

——by. Tail White Ape

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Test Log 028-02b

Test subject: Koji Kouda

Acquisition content: authentic Chaoshan dialect

Observation: The subject has no special reaction, but according to the handwritten report of the other party, when encountering Chaoshan animals, their favorability towards him will increase significantly.

note:

"However, it's useless. This young man should be a social barrier or a social barrier. You can't expect him to be able to use this skill to talk endlessly to people after he learns it...even Chaoshan people can't do it."

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-02c

Test object: Ye Yintou

Acquisition content: split (unconfirmed)

Observations:

The subject said that she learned how to do the splits easily. According to the witnesses of the staff, the subject's two pairs of shoes were flat on the ground, and they were doing the splits.Subject's pants were accidentally torn.Due to the subject's individuality, we cannot guarantee its authenticity.

note:

"It should be true...the splitting and tearing of pants is too real."

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-03b

Test subject: Sanna Ashido

Acquisition content: Prepare the perfect bubble liquid

Observations: After the experiment, the subjects prepared a bubble liquid with various chemical reagents and their own venom, and using it to blow bubbles could make the bubbles [DATA EXPUNGED].

note:

Because the solution contains corrosive components, any plastic, glass, and metal straws will be corroded, and there is no way to blow bubbles yet.

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Test Log 028-03c

Test object: sugar strength

Acquisition content: Vietnamese agricultural two-wheel drive tractor driving skills

Observation: After the experiment was completed, the subject applied to the staff for the use of a Vietnamese agricultural two-wheel-drive tractor. After investigation, this tractor had been discontinued in 19██.

note:

"Who is going to comfort him? Speaking of which, the operating system of tractors should be quite different, right?"

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-05a

Test object: Booming jelly

Acquisition content: The preparation methods of all dishes using pig offal as ingredients.

Observations: The subject's flame personality remained active during the experiment. After the experiment, the subject applied to the staff to use the kitchen and asked for ingredients such as pork liver, pig heart, pig lung, and pig large intestine. After purchasing all the "██ Brother Liu's Little Stir-fry Shop", the subject cooked skillfully, the method was very similar to the steps of the current Internet celebrity "Gourmet Writer Wang █". It is understood that the subject had only made simple daily meals material experience.

note:

"Okay, it's good enough, the experiment is over here, you don't need to demonstrate again...Listen, if you sneak into the kitchen again, I will set up a level 2 permission card at the kitchen door!"

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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Test Log 028-05b

Test object: 800 million

What to learn: Phone numbers for residents of Japan

Observations: Subject attempted to call a phone number in his mind, and successfully ordered a pizza.

note:

"Can you look up 'her' phone number for me?"

——by Mr. ██, a spring intern researcher

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Test Log 028-05c

Test object: Shangming Electric

What to learn: Wi-Fi password perception

Observations: Subjects reported learning how to use their personality discharges to sense nearby WiFi frequencies and obtain passwords.

note:

All members of the "If You Are the One" task force have unsubscribed from their mobile data packages.

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Test Log 028-05d

Test object: Izuku Lvgu

Acquired content: Blow the mineral water bottle and make it sound like a flute.

Observations: After the experiment, the subject enthusiastically collected mineral water bottles and began to practice the acquired skills, after confirming proficiency.Subjects began taking turns calling relatives and friends to conduct remote presentations.

note:

"Olmert! I'm super good at playing the flute, right? Let me tell you... this is a mineral water bottle! Hahahahaha..."

——by. Izuku Lvgu's telephone recording

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Test Log 028-06a

Test subject: Kirishima Eijiro

What to learn: How to use old-fashioned sewing machines

Observations: According to eyewitnesses, the subject kept shaking his legs during the experiment, and the person in charge once made the judgment that he had a sudden epileptic convulsion.After the experiment, the subjects applied for fabrics and skillfully sewed a cotton-padded jacket with an old-fashioned sewing machine.

note:

"This method reminds me of my grandma who passed away many years ago... Back then, she hugged me like this and made me a bellyband and bib..."

——by. Experimental Assistant Mr. ██.

Test Log 028-06b

Test object: Liri Ochako

Acquisition content: professional poker fancy shuffle

Observations: The subject showed obvious excitement during the experiment, and said that she shuffled █ Runfa and █ Dehua's cards for a whole night during the experiment. After the experiment, the subject could combine their personalities , to perform hanging fancy poker performances.

note:

"MVP of the audience! This skill is so cool!"

——by·SCP-105 Iris

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Test Log 028-06c

Test object: Baohao Shengji

Acquisition content: mobile phone film and most of the film skills

Observations: After the experiment, the subject used his personality to blow up the concrete floor outside the Foundation, but then carefully put the sunscreen on the nearby cars that were blown away by the explosion.

note:

"No tools, no air bubbles...how did he do it?"

——by "If You Are the One" Task Force Captain Queue

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At 2:12, the partition wall beat the child, and I was aroused by the sound of throwing bowls, which happened to be a code word√

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