[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"Ms. Honnai looks like a novice... I feel like asking us a question makes us flustered." After class, Liri Ochako stood up and stretched her waist, and said to Iida Tenya who was sitting in front of her.

The class monitor pushed his glasses, but before he could speak, Frog Chui Meiyu, who was sitting in front of the two of them, also turned around the bench, "She seemed to have said that it was the first time teaching children of this age group, maybe she used to be a substitute teacher of other grades Maybe..."

"Well, it's true... the Chinese food stir-fried Ushikawa she just talked about sounds very good, and she is a very clear-cut teacher." Squad leader Iida smiled. For this cute-looking and fashionable teacher, they They all have a good impression.

Izuku Midori beside him also nodded: "This is also the first time I saw a language teacher explaining Chinese cuisine. In fact, I was still thinking about it when I was in class just now... Should I go to a Chinese restaurant to try it on weekends..."

Through the glass of the classroom door, the teacher Bresant Mack lay trembling outside the door and window. He was especially loud and dared not make a sound at this moment.

"Crazy...crazy..." Bryant Mac was sweating from the top of his head to his mouth, but he didn't even wipe it off. "They are absolutely crazy!"

"Suddenly speaking fluent Chinese, and standing in such a strange posture..." Bryant Mike shuddered, and then ran frantically to the principal's office, even though he was knocked halfway. Reeling, or continue to run rolling and crawling.

That's right, from the beginning of this chapter, all the student dialogues are all in Chinese.

Standard Mandarin can no longer be standard.

It's just that the center of gravity of all the students seems to have deviated from the original position, but shifted 45° to the right, moving around the classroom leaning like a tree with a crooked neck.

Moreover, none of them realized that whether they were speaking in Chinese or their strange angles, they were still talking and laughing as usual.

Scalp-numbingly weird.

In the corridor, Ben Neigui frowned and patted his jeans that had been kicked dirty by Bresant Mike, and then carefully checked whether the hat on his head was on properly.

SCP-268 "Neglect Hat" Wear a hat that will be ignored.

Wearing this prop that was just taken out by Lie Su, Wu Ji Maoxue yelled: "You have definitely taken in Doraemon!" props, this internal regulation is unimpeded in this school.

Ah...Of course she didn't intend to sneak into any top-secret data room, she just... went to Class B next door.

"Good afternoon everyone - I am a new teacher, Ben Neigui, please give me more advice!"

……

On the playground, Xiongying High School Hero Class A lined up, even though their bodies were standing at an oblique angle...but they were tilted in one direction and at an angle at the same time, and they looked strangely neat.

Standing in front of the team, Aizawa Shouta couldn't tell what he was feeling.

Just like just now, Mike rushed into the office and yelled "Eraser head, your students are all bent!" It didn't feel like it.

Well, numb.

Aizawa Yuta squatted down leaning on the wall, he felt that his eyes were dark just now.

Well, let's think about it later.

"Teacher!" Kirishima Eijiro raised his hand: "I want to go to the toilet." The angle of his raising his hand is parallel to his body, that is to say, his posture of raising his hand is also inclined at 45° to the right.

Well, at least they should be thankful that they have returned to speaking Japanese.Aizawa Kota didn't move, he raised his eyelids and glanced at Kirishima Eijiro: "No, hold on."

Oulumite also rushed over when he heard the news. He approached Iida Tenya who was standing at the front, put his hands on his shoulders, and tried to straighten him.

The process was very simple. With Oulumite's strength, it was no problem to swing him to West Siberia with his little finger holding Tenya Iida's collar, so it was very simple. Oulumite turned him to a normal angle.

Seeing Iida Tenya being straightened by his own hands, Oulumite retracted his hands in satisfaction, and then... Iida Tenya fell to the ground in response.

However, in the eyes of these meme-infected students, things went like this...

"Teachers... what are you doing here?" Shangming Electric couldn't help but took a step back, "Oulumite just bent the monitor?"

800 Wanbai's expression was solemn: "I just heard the conversation of the teachers, which means... there seems to be something wrong with our standing posture, it's slanted."

"This is too absurd. If we were leaning, we should feel it? And we should be leaning when we look at the teacher." Tailed White Ape Fu frowned and hugged his shoulders, expressing that he couldn't figure it out.

"800 million." Izuku Midoriya, who hadn't said anything, suddenly said, "Can you make a tool for measuring verticality? Such as theodolite, vertical measuring ruler... even a hanging wire for hanging heavy objects is fine!"

800 million eyes lit up, and instantly created a vertical triangle ruler and hanging wire from her back. She put the triangle ruler on the ground and set it up, while Hong Jiaodong took the hanging wire and started to measure.

"90°, the standard vertical..." Mineta muttered, "Did the teacher read it wrong? Look, the measurement result is here."

The teachers remained silent for a long time, and Oulumite tiptoed to Shouta Aizawa's side, "What, did I have an illusion..."

In the eyes of Oulumite and Aizawa Shouta, the hanging wire was tilted at an unimaginable angle, which violated Newton's law.

"Teacher, can I go to the toilet now?" Kirishima Eijiro raised his hand again, this time, Aizawa Shouta nodded numbly, "Go."

He entered the teaching building obliquely to the right at this tooth-piercing angle.

Then stuck at the door.

"Get out of the way! You idiot!" Tie Zheche yelled, he was pinned to Kirishima Ruijiro perfectly at the entrance of the teaching building, it can be said that they fit perfectly.

That's right.

All the students in class B of the hero department came out at a 45° angle to the left.

……

"The principal has a solution..." Bryant Mike picked a bottle from a box of X-motion, "How do you know this sports drink can solve this problem?"

"Well, blind." Principal Nezu was holding the same bottle of sports drink, but he poured the drink into the black tea cup gracefully.

"By the way, have you tested the students' Chinese proficiency?" The principal raised the cup to his mouth, and the moderate fruit sweetness made the principal narrow his eyes.

"It has been tested with computer software. In terms of pronunciation alone, the average level of all staff is at the second-level level of Putonghua." Blessent Mike said, "There is also an assessment of Chinese characters, and the level is about the second grade of junior high school. level... This is normal, they are just a lifetime of high school."

Bresant Mike spread his hands and looked at Principal Nezu with raised eyebrows: "Look, a woman who doesn't know how to sneak in, can reach this level in just one class... Ah yes, it takes a little effort The price." As he spoke, he glanced at the box of drinks beside him, muttering and sighing, "What kind of personality is this..."

"It just so happens that there is a solution this time. We are not sure whether it will be a simple tilt next time. After all, through the comparison of Class A and Class B, we know that such sequelae are different." Principal Nezu from He jumped off the chair and walked to the window sill with his hands behind his back.

"Ah... by the way, there is one thing." Nezu stretched out his stubby index finger and shook it, "Go and tell Aizawa Yuta that a transfer student will enter Class A next month, and let him slightly get ready."

Bryant Mike was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "The kid is only 12 years old, Xiongying is a high school student after all, isn't it too early—"

"It's not her." The principal shook his head, "It's a child recommended by a sponsor." He faced out the window with his hands behind his back, and saw Bresant Mack's shocked face through the reflection of the glass.

Blessent Mack didn't speak. He deliberately waited 30 seconds for the principal to tell him it was a joke.

However, it did not.

"You know, Eraserhead's temper... He's the guy who fired the whole class on the first day of class." The always eloquent Blessent Mac hesitated to express himself, and , this... is really ridiculous.

The Heroic Academy is not an ordinary academy, and Class A is not an ordinary class either. These children have gone through special screening and examinations, and they will all become qualified heroes in the future. The transfer student is extremely irresponsible to him.

Heroes have to face the enemy, and what happens to unqualified heroes...

Hero Academy trains heroes, not trains children to give away heads.

Blessent Mack didn't go on. He knew these reasons, and Principal Nezu knew them better than he did.

"Yes, I see." Principal Nezu didn't say anything more. He lowered his head and didn't look at Bresant Mack. He went straight to the desk and pulled out a stack of forms. "This is Wuji Maoxue. Girl, this is the basic information, please give it to Aizawa Shouta."

"……Okay, I know."

Bryant Mike stepped forward to take the file, then turned and walked towards the door of the office, speechless for a while, only the sound of Bryant Mike's forbearing footsteps.

The hand holding the doorknob was so hard that Bryant Mack's hand burst out with veins, but his voice was a little weak, yes, he finally spoke.

"...that's not the act of a hero."

Blessent Mike opened the door and walked out without looking back. The walnut door was left open awkwardly. The cool air from the air conditioner in the office kept pouring into the stuffy corridor. The air also rushed into the office, blowing the short down on the principal's head.

"I know."

Principal Nezu let Bresant Mack go away. He lowered his head and held a small transparent medicine bottle in his furry paws, which sealed two small red pills.

He looked at the small medicine bottle carefully, then sighed silently, clenched his claws carefully, only the bottle cap and the label on it were exposed——

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