[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"Use... hard!"

"Come on... it will come out soon, work harder!"

"Hurry up, you can see the head soon!!"

"No, no, let's cut it..."

……

Liesu lifted up the square iron head that turned into a toaster, and stared at Tsurumaru Kuninaga faintly on the small blue screen showing the baking time. On the head of Lie Su's toaster... When the wind blew, the T-shirt fluttered on Lie Su's face, looking very pitiful.

After a long while, I said quietly with the electronic voice of the bread machine:

"Is it okay if you don't dissect it? I bought this dress when I went to study in Ethiopia." Immediately afterwards, the bread machine let out an extremely humane sigh, "That place is too remote, I guess I can't go there again in the future." .”

"But...it's really hard to handle." Yiqi Yizheng was a little embarrassed: "If this dress is pulled again, it will be damaged."

Lie Su silently put the T-shirt on his head back on, and said indifferently, "Then put it on first, anyway, it will last for about two months...why, is there any problem..." Lie Su As soon as the straight man finished speaking, he looked at the sword men around him with some doubts and took a step back.

"No...it's nothing." Taro Tachi hesitated to speak, and finally closed his mouth silently.

It seems that it's time to take some time to manage the hygiene of the inquisitors at home.

Lie Su didn't pay attention to the awkward atmosphere in the room anymore... Maybe it's because he got used to it too many times. In short, he blinked the small blue screen as if nothing had happened, and continued: "Speaking of it, there are a few more people coming today. You should get used to it today." Take a look at the world, and then I'll pick people up."

"Is it... the sword man of our Honmaru?" Yamabukiri Kunihiro, who had been silent all this time, asked.

Lie Su shook Zheng Fangfang's head: "No..."

"It's... our containment."

……

SCP Foundation site—18 site.

Originally thought that returning to the present world could change the head back, but... Lie Su is now holding his toaster head and crying faintly in the reception room of the foundation.

"Hey, how strange." Dr. Clef of the foundation slumped leisurely on the sofa chair, chewing cheese sticks, "Should I make you SCP-426-2, how tiring being the site director ah."

Dr. Clef hit Lesu on the head with a cheese stick, which made the metal toaster make a muffled sound. This success delighted Clef, and he grinned openly.

His smile made the researchers and assistants who had been working silently beside him burst out laughing, and the whole office was filled with a cheerful atmosphere...

These nominal colleagues of Lie Su sympathized with Lie Su's experience and expressed grief, but they were strong and did not shed tears, and some even laughed secretly.

Sure enough, there is a difference between the colleagues at the headquarters and his previous colleagues in the cn branch. The researchers at the headquarters only dare to laugh, but if the brats in the cn branch hear about it——

It is estimated that it can spread throughout the entire site in an instant, and then everyone who hears it laughs and pats the shoulders to laugh at it, and finally it will be ridiculed as a joke for half a year.

Tsk, what a big difference.While sighing, Lie Su skillfully reached out and lifted Dr. Clef's desk.

"If you want to make me an SCP, please be sure to write this sentence on my file—"

Liesu's toaster's small blue screen glowed with a bright blue light, and the timbre turned into an electronic sound made everyone dare not make a sound.

"This humanoid SCP is your irascible brother, do not provoke him under any circumstances."

……

"By the way, do you have any news about SCP-2599?" Dr. Clef cleaned up the glass fragments on the ground, and finally found the topic after a long silence. He sat upright, clasped his hands on his lower abdomen, and asked seriously.

Lie Su also became serious, "I heard the news about SCP-2299, this girl is lucky, she was adopted by a nationally-renowned key high school for superpowers - Heroic Academy." He continued: "Next, we need to continue to take her in. ?"

Dr. Clef touched his chin and said carefully: "We have done a lot of experiments on SCP-2599, but we haven't found any more unexpected things." He looked at Lie Su, "Since it is to cultivate their plane A school with superpowers..."

"Perhaps, they can unearth more memetic anomalies of SCP-2599."

Lie Su nodded, "I have the same idea, and I can just take this opportunity to recruit more fresh blood for the Foundation."

This is about another task, Dr. Clef looked at his watch, "Since it is to recruit new people, I need to take you to see the new members of your 'recruitment team'."

After speaking, Dr. Clef got up, and some middle-aged and fat short bodies walked in front of Lie Su to lead the way.

Lie Su shrugged, followed behind him resignedly, seeing him crossing the safe area and walking towards the keter area behind him, he couldn't help laughing, "Hey, hey...you wouldn't Did you send me SCP-076-2, the "Abel"?"

SCP-076-2 "Abel", the second child of Adam and Eve in the Bible, and in the SCP Foundation, is a keter-level humanoid SCP with powerful strength and infinite resurrection ability... It is said that the SCP Foundation In response to one of his containment breaches, the nuke was used.

Dr. Clef did not speak, but looked back at Lie Su seriously, with a complicated expression.

Lie Su was taken aback, this...is different from what he thought, "Hey! Let me tell you, you can't be serious, right? 076 is here..."

Before he finished speaking, Dr. Clef turned right and opened the door of a containment room.

"Ah—hi~ Xiao Liesu!"

A colorful figure was like a bullet, rushing straight towards the door. At this time, Dr. Clef suddenly showed a flexibility that was completely inconsistent with his bloated figure, and a dodge revealed Lie Su, who was completely confused behind him... that's it , the humanoid SCP dressed as a clown was firmly attached to Lie Su's body.

SCP-CN-972 put his feet around Lie Su's waist, and hugged Lie Su's neck with both hands, with an extremely distorted and exaggerated expression on his clown face——

"Hee hee hee, now is the countdown to Lie Su's scream! 3, 2, 1—start screaming!" The clown said while covering his ears, waiting for Lie Su's scream.

However, it did not.

At this moment, Liesu looked like a eucalyptus tree being hugged by a koala. He turned his toaster-like head without expression, and asked Dr. Clef quietly: "...this should be considered a containment breach, right?"

Dr. Clef turned his head and looked up at the sky: "No, it counts as an SCP from your cn branch visiting the headquarters."

SCP-CN-972 was disappointed and put down his hands covering his ears, "Ah, you really have grown up! Xiao Liesu, if you put it in the past, your screams could blow over the roof—ahhhhhh!! Your head ! What's wrong with your head?"

"...I just found out so late, and cooperating with you for so long, why are you looking straight at me?

The electronic tone of the toaster was originally low in pitch, but now he couldn't hear his tone, "Why did the headquarters let you come here?"

Hearing Lie Su's question, SCP-CN-972 fell silent instantly, and he lowered his voice, the voice that just laughed and roared was still a little hoarse, and the voice was as vivid as a rattlesnake spitting out a letter: "Probably Because...haha." SCP-CN-972 twitched and laughed, he licked his lips, and licked off the bright red lipstick, making his tongue look blood red.

"Because... I may be one of the few SCPs in the cn branch who can fight."

Hello!With an evil expression, this guy accidentally spoke the super honest and honest truth!

The barbed wire in Liesu's bread machine was red with anger: "I'm here to recruit, not to fight. Hey, I always feel that the CN branch seems to have misunderstood something very important... Besides!" He stretched his finger Wearing the red clown nose of SCP-CN-972.

"Is it really okay to send this pervert? I always feel that the recruited newcomers will be polluted even if they look at him!"

Before Dr. Clef could speak, SCP-CN-972 protested loudly first, and the exaggerated clown makeup looked even more terrifying and distorted when frowning: "This is to recruit someone who can take me in, of course - and me Only with the same mind!"

Lie Su hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, we don't accept people who dig out human skulls with bare hands, pick eye sockets and eyeballs..."

When Dr. Clef heard Lie Su's words, he didn't show it on the surface, but his feet moved a few steps away from SCP-CN-972, "Then, this is one of the two SCP personnel sent by the cn branch. Next , let's go see the next one."

Lie Su was stunned: "Send two, okay." This is the first time that the CN branch, which has little combat power, is generous enough to send two people over.

SCP-CN-972 looked left and right, put his hands in his pockets, pretended that "others can't see me", followed Lie Su secretly, and prepared to sneak into the next containment room with him.

Maybe his actions can hide from Dr. Clef, but he can't hide from Liesu, whose body has been greatly modified by the Foundation and has super perception ability. After all, before he became the site director, he was also a level 4 agent fighting on the front line.

"It's okay to meet, but... don't make trouble." Lie Su's tone remained unchanged. Although the two SCPs would be extremely dangerous if they met, after all, this task is to be done together, and we have been avoiding meeting each other. It's better to contact them in advance. running in.

Dr. Clef took out the introduction letter, "SCP-CN-102, do you understand?"

"Well, we met when we were at the CN branch." Lie Su paused for a moment, and said nonchalantly, but there was a clear mirror in his heart... He probably knew the intention of the CN branch.

"SCP-CN-102 is a bit older than 2599. It is a 14-year-old girl who just passed the high school entrance examination. She is characterized by her fast running speed, which can reach supersonic speed."

Dr. Clef didn't speak. He was waiting for Lie Su to continue talking. After a while, seeing Lie Su's silence, he was taken aback: "Is that gone?"

"It's gone, what do you want her to do?" Lie Su innocently shrugged: "It's already amazing to be able to run at supersonic speed...is there any problem?"

"No, it's nothing..." Dr. Clef touched his nose and continued to walk forward. As the top doctor of the foundation, he instinctively noticed that this SCP-CN-102 felt a little out of harmony.

Probably... an illusion.