[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"Lord Fengshen, these are the fireworks and dumplings sent by the CN branch of the SCP Foundation."

A few young men in priest uniforms with a small SCP Foundation logo pinned to their collars were pushing the carts, with expressions on their faces as if new year's goods had been handed out during the Chinese New Year, and that was indeed the case.

Every Spring Festival, the CN branch of the SCP Foundation is always the most generous one.

"Let Miko Kuwana make the decision." Fengshen shook his head slightly. Although Fengshen is the master of the shrine, everything is decided by this long priestess.

Dr. Sang Ming stood behind Fengshen in a neither humble nor haughty manner. After Fengshen finished speaking, he gave a light order, "After all, it is exclusive to festivals. Naturally, it is most appropriate to use it on festivals. Besides, fireworks are easy to be affected by moisture and are not easy to store. CN branch sent them The shelf life of the quick-frozen dumplings is not long, it is better to consume them today, what do you think..."

Fengshen nodded quickly, and later realized that she seemed to be acting a little too hastily, and slightly embarrassed to look at her witch, and found that she had no abnormal expression, so she was relieved.

It can't be blamed that Fengshen, who was born in the countryside, has the burden of idols. It is really the agents sent by the SCP Foundation to be priests and witches for him...too serious.

Dr. Kuwana smiled lightly and remained silent.

When the big cart of fireworks and dumplings was being pushed over, she noticed that the eyes of Lord Fengshen beside her were exactly the same as those of the young priests who looked forward to it.

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The site-██ site is located in a lost plane of Kyoto in the Heian era of Japan. It was excavated and stabilized by Liesu, a member of the SCP Foundation. It is one of the fastest growing sites and is currently managed by the JP branch of the SCP Foundation.

And the director of this site is a god who is enough to become an SCP.

No, maybe he did leave an SCP number as well.

And the day before the novice site director accepted new members, he had a soul talk with a certain senior named Lie Su.

"The priests and witches assigned to you this time... are not ordinary people."

Lie Su hesitated to speak, but he spoke anyway.He took out a kraft paper bag with a seal of "Warning: Level 4/2000 clearance required" from his briefcase, tore off the seal casually, took out a stack of personnel files and pushed them in the direction of Fengshen.

"They are all talents who have retired from the mobile task force." Lie Su knocked on the stack of personnel files, and even if Fengshen only glanced at them, he could see the top one, full of honors and resumes .

Fengshen lowered his eyes, a trace of worry flashed in his eyes.As a newly established site, the possibility of obtaining so many talents is very slim, so he kept silent, waiting for Lie Su's next words.

Sure enough, Lie Su continued to speak.

"Some of them are injured, and some... are due to the sequelae of amnestics, meme contamination, or severe PTSD."

PTSD, also known as "post-traumatic stress disorder", refers to the delayed emergence and persistence of mental disorders caused by individuals experiencing, witnessing or encountering threats.

After he finished speaking, Fengshen reached out and picked up the stack of personnel files, while Lie Su began to introduce them one by one.

"Agent Ke Qin, who belongs to the mobile task force "Abyss Feeders", is good at driving nuclear submarines, because he witnessed the Thaumiel-level project SCP-3000 "Anandashetosha" being infected by memes-leaving the sequelae of fear of water, However, since he graduated from the Lanxiang Academy, he is a good hand at driving excavators."

"Technician Wu Wei, formerly a peripheral technical employee of the SCP Foundation, was spiritually polluted by the keter-level SCP-035 "Occupy Mask" while maintaining SCP containment equipment, and had undergone Class-B amnestics...Passed the senior electrician and the eighth grade Fitters are all certified!"

"Miko Chiyo, a member of the Mobile Task Force "Tester", who also serves as the data manager of the SCP Foundation, is proficient in computers, and inadvertently came into contact with SCP-231 "Special Personal Needs" and performed Class-B amnestics... well, This is of no use to our site for the time being."

This is probably the sadness of network technology workers... Traveling through Heian-kyo in the agricultural era, they seem to be unable to do anything.

Fengshen propped his chin in his hand, and listened carefully to the personnel information of each priest and maiden. He randomly pulled out a personnel file, which looked obviously different from other files at first glance... Probably because of the sunny smile on the one-inch certificate Really handsome.

Lie Su glanced at it, and raised his eyebrows in surprise, "This is agent Qingming, who claims to be an exorcist celestial master, and belongs to the mobile task force "Ghostbusters"...the reason is that he was injured and retired? Isn't this guy in The CN branch is doing a good job, let me see why he was assigned here."

The mobile task force "Ghostbusters" is good at tracking, analyzing and containing souls or invisible manifestations and other individuals. In short, this task force relies on "technology" rather than "physical skills" to contain SCPs, so in addition to spiritual overdraft, Usually not hurt.

"Because I mocked the SCP Foundation's mobile task force "No God, No Buddha, No President" when I was an undercover agent in the cross talk club, and was beaten by the members of this task force in a sack at night..."

This is completely self-inflicted!

You are a mobile task force "Ghostbusters" of the supernatural department who is not working at all. Who gave you the courage to provoke the special task force "No God, No Buddha, No President" who eats black and white?

Silently covering this personnel file, Fengshen hesitated to speak on the opposite side.

"What can I... do for them?"

Lie Su raised his head and glanced at Fengshen's serious eyes, then frowned and scratched his head, "This...is it difficult to say, and it's not easy to say, all in all, just keep an eye on them and don't let them become black. You are in a remote place... …I mean the mountains and rivers are beautiful, so it shouldn’t be able to cause any big storms.”

That's right, Fengshen nodded, feeling that it wasn't difficult, and then he started to ask the next question: "Then, as the captain, Miko Kuwana... what's the difference?"

Fengshen turned his head and looked at Liesu seriously. As soon as Dr. Sang Ming came over, he was immediately designated as the person in charge, so it was impossible for Fengshen to say that he, the witch, was not curious.

He swallowed solemnly.

Even ordinary priests and priestesses have such a tortuous background, presumably this Dr. Kuwana is an incredible existence——

"Oh, Dr. Kuwana, I worked at a shrine near my home during my sophomore summer vacation."

Fengshen: ...

"Isn't this obvious!" Lie Su's face was confident, "If there is no priestess who is familiar with Shinto to manage... I guess these former agents of the SCP Foundation will pull you to build a factory and start an industrial revolution in the next moment. !"

This is much earlier than the British Industrial Revolution. It is estimated that if it is really done, after the government/government of the time finds out, the rocket will be able to take you to the sky.

Keeping this in mind, Fengshen immediately handed over all decisions about the shrine to Dr. Kuwana.

Sure enough, having professionals by your side made all the difference.

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"Boss, is there something wrong with your dumpling? You look preoccupied..."

"No, I'm just thinking... I feel a little guilty because I didn't get my Heroic Ibaraki Doji."

"Well, boss, don't worry about this. He is the leader of the ghosts in the great rivers and mountains. Naturally, there is no shortage of this meal... Besides, he is rich!"

"...As soon as Mr. Lie Su left, the site improved the food, isn't it a bit..."

"Boss, have you forgotten? Senior Liesu is also the site director, maybe the firecrackers and quick-frozen dumplings from the CN branch have already been delivered to his pill."

Miko Chiyo seems to be very good at comforting others, Fengshen thought for a moment, and felt that what she said was very reasonable, but——

"Chiyo, you started calling me boss again..."

"...Huh?" Miko Chiyo blinked her big eyes behind her glasses, and then her face turned red all of a sudden, "No, I, I, I, I followed the boss of Party A for a long time when I was undercover, so..."

Her voice weakened, and her hands clenched the corners of her clothes in embarrassment.

"Look...look everyone wants to call the boss."

What the hell kind of habit is this!Boss... Oh no, it was Lord Fengshen whose expression remained unchanged, subconsciously rubbing his forehead and rubbing his temples that started to dance.

Everyone may have forgotten a setting, that is——as the site director, he is obliged to provide three hours of psychological counseling to all members of the site——

Before speaking, Lie Su, who just took office as the director of the site, also worked diligently to provide psychological counseling to the sword men under his command, but now...

Don't mention these things.

In short, Miko Chiyo is already one of the mildest symptoms. Fengshen brewed for a while, and then slowly opened his mouth, ready to be persuasive...

"If there is any problem, you can let me solve it." The tone of the god is gentle but firm, "Blackening cannot solve the problem——"

Miko Chiyo stood up with a bang, and slapped the chopsticks on the table with a solemn expression.

Fengshen choked back all the remaining words. He stared blankly at his witch, and quickly recalled what he said just now. It seemed that there was nothing excessive about it.

Miko Chiyo seemed to have discovered the invading enemy, with a serious expression, she turned her head, even if the glasses reflected light, it couldn't hide the unique wisdom in the eyes of top programmers.

She asked Fengshen seriously, "Boss, what you just delivered are two boxes of firecrackers, right?"

Fengshen recalled a little, then nodded.

Miko Chiyo's expression became even more solemn, "No." She said, "The firecrackers that were set off outside just now were far from so many."

As soon as the words fell, Chiyo turned around in an instant and started running to the warehouse, and the god behind him also reacted and quickly followed.

At dinner time, all the priestesses and priests took their frozen dumplings to the restaurant, so Miko Chiyo immediately locked on to the only storage room that was lit, and then kicked it away with a merciless glance——

The two priests looked terrified, and they were quickly holding something and stuffing it behind their backs.

"Master Fengshen, we don't know anything!"

"Master Fengshen proposed it first, it has nothing to do with me!"

Fengshen stared at the backs of the two priests with a gloomy face—in the messy pile of pliers, screwdrivers, and tools, two self-made firework, soil, gunpowder... rocket launchers, no matter how they were hidden, still arrogantly declared themselves presence.

Fengshen: ...

It seems that this task is not... so simple.

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Fengshen: "If you have any problems, you can let me solve them."

Shabi author: Please let the sp you come over! ! !

Fengshen: ...Why don't you make rocket launchers?

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