[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

Liesu watched helplessly as Tsurumaru Kuninaga listened to his words, skipped most of the food on the shelf, and then went straight to the... water dispenser next to the shelf.

Wait, what are you... going to do? !

Tsurumaru Kuninaga opened the box next to the water dispenser, then took a stride, breathed in luck, and picked up a full 19 liter bucket of mineral water!

Wait, it doesn't look like a vat of mineral water

Lie Su looked at the gleaming "█ Mountain White Flower Snake Grass Water" on the vat, and fell silent.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga walked up to SCP-CN-19 with 352 liters of white flower snake grass water on his shoulders, and said to Yaki Hasebe, "Excuse me, open the drawer for me."

Hasebe subconsciously went to SCP-CN-352, stretched out his hand to open the drawer, but...he failed.

No matter how you pull it, the drawer of SCP-CN-352 does not move at all, as if stuck with 502 glue, it cannot be opened at all.

"And even if you open it, you can't put it in?" Taiko Zhong Zhenzong wiped his cold sweat, then stood up quickly, and took the large bucket of white flower snake grass water from Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

Xiaoye Zuowen handed over a glass at the right time, indicating to Taigu Zhong Zhenzong and the others to pour the white flower snake grass water into it, and the drawer of SCP-CN-352 was opened.

When the glass was put in, SCP-CN-352 shook completely, and almost immediately, the drawer was opened.

A smell of straw mats that hadn't been washed all summer mixed with toilet water filled the room.

After the little white cat "meowed", the smell became more obvious.

Lie Su sniffled and frowned suddenly. This smell... was mixed with other things.

Of course, Dian Dao, who bears the brunt of the investigative power, also noticed it. Taigu Zhong Zhenzong and Xiao Ye Zuoziwen glanced at each other, and then carefully moved to the side of the little white cat.

"Confirmed, this cat...has beriberi."

When Taigu Zhong Zhenzong and Xiaoye Zuowenwen turned the cat over, the weird smell of feet became more obvious.

Almost never changing hands, Taiko Zhong Zhenzong and Xiao Ye Zuowenwen carried the cat expressionlessly... and threw it into the outermost iron cage.

Only a note from SCP-CN-352 was left——

"Are you devils? 』

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"Let's try something else next!"

After a series of operations such as opening windows for ventilation, Tsurumaru Kuninaga was the first to recover. He rummaged through the shelves and found a game console.

"This is a game console that I didn't know that my younger brother eliminated... This is the first time I have experimented with electronic products."

Taiko Zhong Zhenzong took the game console and put it in the drawer of SCP-CN-352. After a while, a spark appeared in the drawer of SCP-CN-352, and a cat's cry came from inside.

A little black cat with the same color as the game console barked timidly at Hasebe.

On the back of the little black cat, an LCD monitor is flashing the words "game clearance".

Seeing everyone's eyes focused on the screen behind him, the little black cat lay down obediently and docilely, and let the screen face these humans at an optimal angle of 45°, like a fluffy mobile phone holder.

And in the game on the game console, there appeared inexplicably a customs clearance file teaching SCP-CN-352, the record almost beat all the previous files, and it was currently ranked first.

Pressing and cutting Hasebe took out the note left by SCP-CN-352, which read "Don't delete the archive! 』The handwriting is a bit scribbled, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a dog reptile after staying up all night and turning black.

No, this efficiency is already big.

Knocking the taiko bell Sadamune who wanted to hide the cat in his clothes and bring it back to the dormitory, Tsurumaru Kuninaga waited for Kasen Kanesada to finish writing the report and continued to the shelf.

He picked it left and right, and then... his hand slipped, and a large piece of soap fell out. He simply picked up the bright yellow jasmine-scented soap on the ground, and put it into the drawer of SCP-CN-352.

"I said, don't put things in disorder." Song Xianbi paused and frowned at the messy experimental shelves. "If you look like this, it will be very troublesome to find things."

Being lectured by his colleagues, Tsurumaru Kuninaga scratched his head and begged for mercy with a guilty conscience, "Well, I know... I will pack it up when the experiment is over!"

"Look, the cat in the drawer is healed too!" Tsurumaru Kuninaga secretly glanced at Liesu, and after seeing that he didn't respond, he was relieved, and then quickly changed the subject.

The person who was judged heard it, it would be too bad if he was deducted from salary or something...

"Next, let's try spiritual power items."

The small red brocade box on the messy shelf was very conspicuous. Tsurumaru Kuninaga took it off, opened it, and inside was a blue background with gold threaded omori.

Yushou, it can make the swordsman condense when breaking the knife, it is a prop that can save life, the price of this spiritual power prop in Wanwu is very spectacular, but for Liesu Honmaru who lacks everything and does not lack SCP and money, None of this is a problem.

However, this will still give people a feeling of prodigal pleasure of "using an Apple mobile phone to do a hydraulic press destruction experiment".

Who doesn't have a prodigal old lady living in her heart, right?

Throwing the Omori into the drawer of SCP-CN-352 very simply, as expected, the process of SCP-CN-352 transforming the Omori into a cat took a very long time.

Lie Su raised his hand to look at the time, then took out a disposable paper cup, picked up the large bucket of water next to him, and poured himself a glass of water to moisten his throat. He just took the first sip, and then sprayed it.

The straw mat that smelled of sweat and the fresh scent of toilet water from stinky feet told him what he just drank.

Resu immediately stared at Tsurumaru Kuninaga with annoyed eyes.

It is very good that the experimental materials are not put back in time after use, and Lie Su has noted this point.

If his salary is not deducted into single digits, he still doesn't know who is the judge and who is the site director!

But at this moment, Tsurumaru Kuninaga didn't know that he was being targeted by Liesu, he opened the drawer of SCP-CN-352 full of joy, and a different cat meow came.

"Hahaha, is it time for my Chaowei █ cat to appear again!"

A blue owl crawled out of a drawer wearing a yellow jersey.His laughter is very hearty, but I don't know if it is an illusion, but there is always a ghostly feeling in it.

"Today, my Chaowei █ cat is here to give you a life-saving knowledge!" This blue cat-headed man showed no stage fright, and started the common sense science popularization for the completely ignorant men with swords.

It cleared its throat.

"Everyone, if we encounter a thunderstorm when we are out in battle, please don't squat under the tree? My friends, do you remember—"

no one answered...

Chaowei █ Mao cleared his throat in embarrassment, and then looked expectantly at Saya Zuomonji and Taiko Zhong Zhenzong, the only two child-shaped daggers. Under his gaze, Taiko Zhong Zhenzong and Saya Zuofuji looked at each other glance.

"Uh, I see..."

At this time, Lie Su took the notebook and handed it over respectfully, "Excuse me, can you sign it for me?" Lie Su said cautiously, "I grew up watching "█ Naughty Cat: Three Thousand Questions" .”

"Oh, so it's a little fan who grew up? Hahahahaha... If that's the case, I'll give you a few more pieces of knowledge!"

An hour has passed...

Inexplicably, the swordsman men with a lot of common sense, although they felt a little weird, finally put this oversized Chaowei █ cat into the iron cage.

And its devilish and ghostly laughter still echoed in my ears, lingering for three days without stopping...

Tsurumaru Kuninaga pressed down the blue veins on his forehead one by one, and then took a deep breath, "Let me tell you, Director, did you really grow up watching... this kind of thing when you were young?"

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

no, no.It's just that Tsurumaru Kuninaga can already roughly guess how the supernatural ability of the spiritual power of his own God-inspector came into being...

I watched it every day when I was a child, if it were him, he would probably be able to produce it too!

"It seems to be almost time for dinner." Lie Su looked at the time irritably, frowned and complained, "You guys are doing an experiment, why did it take so long?"

Responding to him were Taiko Zhong Zhenzong, Sayo Zuomonji, Tsurumaru Kuninaga, Utasen Kanesada's wooden eyes, including Yaki Hasebe, as well.

Why so long?Aluki-sama, don't you have any points in your heart?Do you want to drag out the big brother Chaowei █ cat just now, and give you a new science popularization?

But after all, Lie Su is the leader, and the few of them endured silently...

"Then let's test the last one." After Lie Su finished speaking, he stood up from his seat. He frowned and walked to the experimental material shelf without even looking at it. He took out a book and threw it to the press. Cut the long valley.

Hmm, a... book?

Tsurumaru Kuninaga was a little confused. He remembered that when he was sorting out the experimental materials, he didn't seem to sort out the magazines?

As for Yakiri Hasebe... Already holding the book in his arms, he was stunned, he looked up at Liesu in a daze, and then at Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

"Are you... serious?"

Seeing that Hasebe's expression was not right, Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Utasen Kanesada glanced at each other, then moved closer at the same time, and saw the title of the book...

"Sexy Pussycats, Online ██"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: ...

Kasen Kanesada: ...

It was definitely Smiling Qingjiang who put it in here!

Kasen Kanesada reacted the fastest, he quickly stood up from his kneeling position, "Well, Master Aluki, why don't we change it, I don't remember where I still have a golden caster sword..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by his own Alukki.

"Don't waste time, we'll make it quick." Lie Su frowned and said, just now he took a big gulp of white flower snake grass water by mistake, the taste still reverberated in his mouth, he wanted to go back and rinse his mouth quickly.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, Yakiri Hasebe, and Utasen Kanesada looked at each other, and they all saw despair in each other's eyes.

And Taigu Zhong Zhenzong and Xiao Ye Zuowen were very curious, when the two of them tried to stretch their necks to look in.Crimping Hasebe sighed, and put the magazine in the drawer of SCP-CN-352.

Believe me, at this moment, even SCP-CN-352 was stunned.

"What's going on? Isn't it just a book, why is it longer than Yushou's time?"

Ignoring the obstruction of Yaki Hasebe's conscience, Liesu took a step forward and opened the drawer of SCP-CN-352.

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Instantly, they see ██.

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