President, your father is my father

"Tell me." Qin Xiaoluo snatched the magazine from Mengmeng's hand and patted him, "I can't bend."

"I won't laugh at you if I say it out, we are friends." Mengmeng turned on the chicken soup mode again, "It's not shameful to be bent, you have to learn to face yourself, you live for yourself, you Just be happy, don't care what other people do, you don't eat other people's food, don't spend other people's money, just follow your own feelings."

"That's not the case." Qin Xiaoluo sat back on the chair dejectedly, and finally told the truth, "I don't know if I bend or not."

"How to say?" When Mengmeng was in elementary school, before he had time to think whether he liked men or women, he was broken by the big brother of the neighbor's family, so he didn't understand Qin Xiaoluo's pain at all, "You have had it before. Girlfriend?"

Qin Xiaoluo shook his head, "The girls I met before all regarded me as a best friend..." It's shameful to say it, he feels that he is a pure man, and he doesn't want to play rubber bands with girls, but he is weak and can play soccer and football. No, I can't play basketball, and after being excluded, I can only help the girls stretch their rubber bands, but he has always refused to learn to dance.

Mengmeng raised her eyebrows, and asked again: "Have you ever liked a girl?"

"No..." Qin Xiaoluo shook his head. He was a late bloomer. He only cared about painting and playing games in junior high school, and then in high school.He put his attention on Ouyang Ze again, let alone dating.

"You haven't fallen in love, and you don't have anyone you have a crush on. How did you spend all your youth?" Mengmeng looked at him and shook her head, how pitiful!

Qin Xiaoluo thought for a while, "Huahua, and... chasing stars?" He didn't dare to say that he was chasing Ouyang Ze, so he could only give such an ambiguous answer.

"You are really hopeless." Mengmeng looked like an old senior, "Do you want me to guide you?"

Enter... Getting started?Qin Xiaoluo always felt weird, and blushed and said, "No need, I'll just figure it out on my own, and besides, I may not be..."

"I'm asking you a question, do you think V can be hard?"

"A...A Wei?" Qin Xiaoluo felt that the tongue in his mouth was not his own, and his speech was tied up, and he said falteringly, "I haven't seen it!"

"Really? Then how do you usually solve it?" Mengmeng has never been so curious about anyone. He has never seen such a white chick. Before, he thought that he was still a virgin in his 20s. It's an urban legend. He didn't expect to bump into a legend today!

"You don't care!" Qin Xiaoluo blushed and pulled the door a little angrily, "Go back quickly, I'm going to sleep."

Mengmeng stood up without saying a word and went out of the room with his slippers on, but in less than 2 minutes, he came back again, holding his computer in his hand, "It's all my baby, let me let you watch it Observe."

"I don't need it, take it away." Although Qin Xiaoluo resisted on the lips, there was still a little curiosity in his heart, really only a little curiosity!

"I wish you sooner, the adult world welcomes you." Mengmeng gave him a wretched smile, before throwing the pillow in Qin Xiaoluo's hand, he ran away.

Qin Xiaoluo closed the door, stared at Mengmeng's computer for a while, and finally curiosity overcame reason.

He first found a bunch of snacks, pretended to be watching a movie, turned off the lights, and opened the "Get in the car" folder on the desktop. The names in it were so dazzling that Qin Xiaoluo would die of shame. up.

He skipped those [-]p, then skipped over those humans and beasts and giant|roots and things that were too big to eat, and finally locked his eyes on a name of "Little White Rabbit Eating Carrots".

This should be more normal, such a cute name.

Qin Xiaoluo felt that the first time he watched it, he must watch something fresh, so he clicked on it.

The titles are deceiving!He saw a soft and cute boy, naked and white all over, with a furry rabbit tail behind his body and a rabbit ear on his head.

Qin Xiaoluo's palms were sweating nervously, he subconsciously glanced at the door, then inserted the latch, and then turned his attention to the screen again.Red-faced and staring at the two naked|naked men on the screen, full of color|gas|full|full|full.

It was the first time I saw a rabbit eating carrots on its stomach, and he was still not used to it. It turns out that rabbits can eat carrots!

This little white rabbit is very obedient, with white teeth, and a deep carrot, as if it had just been licked from the soil.

Qin Xiaoluo glanced at it twice, feeling a little uncomfortable, so he avoided his gaze and landed on the swaying tail behind the little rabbit.

One thing he didn't quite understand was that the rabbit was naked, how did it hang its tail on its body?

When he saw the little rabbit's tail being brutally raped, he felt bad all over, it was so cruel!So bloody!So violent!He finally couldn't take it anymore and turned off the computer.

Qin Xiaoluo clutched her chest and took a few breaths, turned on the light, looked down at herself, "I'm not|hard! That's great, I'm straight indeed!"

Qin Xiaoluo was so happy that he almost jumped up, he rushed into Mengmeng's room with Mengmeng's computer in his arms, and shouted triumphantly, "See, I'm not hard!"

After yelling, he realized, what the hell, why is there an extra person in Mengmeng's room, and it's still his former leader, Lin Qinghe! ! ! !

The two of you didn't do what you thought, but sat upright at the table, one was doing the papers, and you knew how to do the papers, the atmosphere was very harmonious.

As a result, Qin Xiaoluo rushed in and yelled something thought-provoking, and the two of them turned their attention to Qin Xiaoluo's indescribable, "Yes, I saw it."

Qin Xiaoluo stared and thought, "I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything!" After hypnotizing herself, she pretended to be calm and greeted the two people in the room, and then put Mengmeng's notebook on the table On, and very calmly pushed out.

When he returned home, he hanged himself.

not at all!After returning, before he had time to find the rope, he received a call from Ouyang Ze.

"Are you asleep? What are you doing?" The voice on the other end of the phone was low and magnetic, and Qin Xiaoluo's ears turned red when he heard it.

"Find the rope."

"what?"

"No, no!" Qin Xiaoluo kept waving his hands. He still had a problem. He used to gesture with his hands when making phone calls, even when he knew the other party couldn't see it.

"I'll pick you up tomorrow morning." Ouyang Ze said.

"No..." Before the word was said, the red line was hung over there.

Qin Xiaoluo stared blankly at the phone, really strong...

"But I'm not crooked, it's useless for you to come." Qin Xiaoluo decided to make it clear to Ouyang Ze tomorrow morning that even if he loses his job, he can't lie to other people's feelings.

As a result, that night, he had a dream. He dreamed that he had become a little rabbit, and Ouyang Ze had become the proud carrot farmer. The carrots Ouyang Ze grew were bright in color, straight and long, longer than those he had grown on the computer. The carrots you see on the website are even better.

In the dream, Qin Xiaoluo was overjoyed. Others could only eat ugly carrots, but he could eat such beautiful ones, so he ate them harder, and finally drank a glass of carrot juice to quench his thirst.

When he woke up the next day, it was a tragedy. He drank too much carrot juice at night, which caused him to pee on the bed, and his pajama pants became wet.

He was dumbfounded!I was stunned for 5 minutes, never daring to lift my quilt, I always felt that once I lifted the quilt, the whole world would know about his scandal, why didn't I hang myself yesterday!Why!

"Xiao Luo, are you awake?" Ouyang Ze pushed the door open without waiting for Qin Xiaoluo's answer. He did it on purpose. He imagined that when he pushed the door, he happened to see Qin Xiaoluo changing clothes. Underpants, only one leg is worn, the other has just been lifted up, and before it can be put on, the round buttocks are facing him, seeing him coming in, crying and telling him to go over and help him put it on!Just thinking about it is exciting.

As a result, after entering, he found that he didn't see the fart, and Qin Xiaoluo was lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt without even showing his neck.

"President... why are you here, President!" Oh my god!Qin Xiaoluo had just drawn a map on his pajamas, and it wasn't dry yet, so how could he lift the quilt in front of him, and what should he do if it smells bad!Or die.

"I'm here to wake you up, why are you still in bed after ordering this?"