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Chapter 30 Just kidding

"Don't get used to it, let Xuehui and Qiuxi have some feelings!" Father Lu threw the book on the table angrily when he heard the name Lu Xuehui, "Tell me, what he said this afternoon is What words!"

"That should be a lie he made up because he didn't want to go abroad." Mother Lu said anxiously, "I guess it was because I was in a hurry, otherwise how could Xuehui say that he likes men... Maybe he was forced to rush, don't be blind Think about it, go to bed early, and wait for Yundan in the room, how could he know."

"Okay, go to sleep."

Early the next morning, Lu Yundan greeted Lu's parents and ran to Xiao Jin'an's house. Anyway, staying at home is boring, so let's go for a walk.

When Lu Yun leisurely walked downstairs to Xiao Jin'an's house, he happened to bump into Ti Xi who was standing downstairs, so he went up to say hello, "Morning."

"Morning." Dai Xi smiled.

"Du Jin'an came so early? How did you know he would go out today?" Lu Yun asked with a smile.

"Well...Actually, I don't know anything, but I can't enter his house. Now he is alone in his house, and he will definitely not open the door for me." Shrugging his shoulders, Ti Xi said, "So I'm here to block you Yes, let's go up together."

Lu Yun nodded indifferently: "Yo, you are very good at employing people, so I'm not happy anymore, let's go, goodbye." After finishing speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave.

Although he really didn't want to leave, but Dai Xi's upright nature should be fooled.

"Yundan!" Sure enough, Ti Xi called Lu Yundan to stop in a hurry, "I'll treat you to a big meal and bring me to meet him."

"I don't know what to say about your persistence." Lu Yundan turned her head, then shook her head helplessly, "Let's go, brother will take you to trick him."

Ti Xi: "The pit... what is it? Digging a tunnel?"

Lu Yun raised his eyebrows lightly: "What level of Chinese is it?"

Ti Xi thought carefully for a while, and said, "Category [-]...haven't taken the exam for Cet [-] yet, but I think I should be able to."

"Oh, that's right." Lu Yundan continued to walk upstairs, "That should be a problem with your IQ."

Ti Xi was at a loss: what did he say?

Lu Yundan climbed to the top floor with great difficulty and knocked on the door of Xiao Jin'an's house. Because the elevator in Xiao Jin'an's house was broken, both of them had to climb more than ten floors to meet people.

Xiao Jin'an seemed to be frightened, and he had to roar when he reached the door: "Who? Who the hell knocked on my door?!"

"Me." Lu Yun faded out, "What's wrong with knocking on your door! How is Jin doing it? Why don't you let me knock? Then you should install a doorbell."

"I don't want that thing, those brats just know how to press it and run away, it's too noisy." Xiao Jin'an just opened the door, and was about to close it, "I'm watching that man Ti Xi!"

"That's called Yu Guang." Lu Yundan blocked Xiao Jin'an's eyes quickly, preventing Xiao Jin'an from closing the door, "You have a substitute in your bladder? It's developing so fast? It's fierce enough."

Ti Xi was on the sidelines and really didn't react.

"Fuck you, eat inside and out!" Xiao Jin'an tried his best to stop Lu Yundan and Dai Xi behind him, so he gave up, "Trash! I don't have a friend like you!"

"One thing for one thing, you don't want me anymore, so I'll give you Ti Xi." Lu Yundan pulled Ti Xi to Xiao Jin'an, "Oh... just drive me away so soon, forget it, you guys have fun, I'll go first, after all, you already have a substitute in your bladder, and I can't stop anything..."

"Fart! Come back!"

Lu Yundan turned his head and smiled: "Go back as soon as you say, then I will lose face..."

"Please have a meal, come here quickly!"

Lu Yundan thought for a while, then stood still: "It's not a loss, you two invited both of you for lunch and dinner."

Xiao Jin'an was stunned for a while, then looked at Ti Xi: "You're still bribing my friend! The listener has a share, and if you invite him, you have to invite me too!"

"Okay." Ti Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Cough..." Xiao Jin'an turned his head, coughed lightly and then raised his eyes, "Yun Dan, what did you want me for this morning?"

"There must be something to do with you." Lu Yundan sat down on the sofa and said.

Xiao Jin'an also followed him and sat down next to him: "When did you come to me when you have nothing to do? Didn't I come to you all the time! Tell me, sir, I will try my best to help you deal with it!"

Lu Yundan raised his eyebrows: "Really? Just by you?"

"Hey, I'm not convinced." Xiao Jin'an pouted, "It's just me, what the hell!"

"My brother and Song Qiuxi went abroad, and my mother told them to have a baby and then let them come back." Lu Yundan felt heartbroken after thinking about it, "I don't want to have... a nephew or a niece."

Xiao Jin'an laughed 'hehe' twice: "You don't want someone to compete with you for your brother's favor."

Lu Yundan couldn't deny it.

"However, to be honest, your brother is pretty good. Even if it's not Song Qiuxi, other people will fall in love with him. Sooner or later, let's be careful, brother." Xiao Jin'an patted Lu Yundan on the shoulder and said earnestly Said, "If your brother is willing, I can actually..."

"Get lost!" Lu Yundan grabbed the pillow beside him and threw it at Xiao Jin'an, "Don't you like white and beautiful waves, my brother is like that?!"

Xiao Jin'an laughed dryly: "Just kidding, just kidding..."

"Skin white and beautiful with big waves?" Ti Xi, who was at the side, repeated.

Xiao Jin'an felt a chill down his back: "Hey don't, what you just heard was a fart!"

Lu Yundan smiled: "This fart is quite loud."

Xiao Jin'an: "...It's because of friends like you that I don't live long!"

Ti Xi kept silent by the side. Firstly, he could not keep up with these two natives. Second, what these two people said was too informative. He had to take his time until he heard Xiao Jinan's criteria for choosing a spouse. Keep it in my heart, even though he is not fair and beautiful, but this sentence does not specify whether he is a man or a woman...

After some thought, he concluded that he still had a chance.

After a while, Xiao Jin'an finally calmed down and put on a serious face: "Then what should we do now, you can't just sit and watch your brother bring back a lively baby, then your status will really be lost."

"It's not about my status." Lu Yundan retorted, "It's because I... can't accept it."

"What's the difference." Xiao Jin'an waved his hand and said, "Although I know that you and your brother have a deep relationship, you may not be able to accept it for a while, but I didn't expect you to be so unacceptable! Then I have nothing to do, you have to deal with it. It’s up to you, if you figure it out, it’s fine, there’s not so much trouble.”

After Lu Yun was dazed for a while, he said in a daze, "Hey, is it true that someone like my brother would not refuse to confess to a man like you?"

"Hey, hey, you have to be careful about this." Xiao Jin'an immediately stopped Lu Yundan's dangerous thoughts, "You must think about it for a while, and after dating for a while, you can't help but accept it with a smile."

Lu Yundan: "..."

"If you really miss your brother so much, go find him, anyway, it's still summer vacation." Xiao Jin'an really had a headache with Lu Yundan's expression, and said.

"My parents won't tell me where he went." Like a dog with drooping ears, Lu Yundan unconsciously showed pitifulness, "He probably changed his phone number when he went there. Get through... this formation just doesn't want me to disturb him!"

Xiao Jin'an was dumbfounded: "It's so amazing."