bosom friend

Qiao Pingyi twisted in the quilt, "You hit me again, I'll hit you back next time, hehe..."

"I really don't know what you're thinking about every day." Xin Yu hugged Qiao Pingyi through the quilt, smiled and kissed Qiao Pingyi on his ear.

Qiao Ping's face turned serious, and Xin Yu thought something was wrong with him, but he said, "You kissed me hard."

"..." Xin Yu left him and left without looking back.

Qiao Ping bit the quilt behind him, "Woo...you are too much, you like teasing people and you don't want to take responsibility..."

"..." Xin Yu inspected his refrigerator intently in the kitchen, seriously thinking about what to eat.

While eating, Qiao Ping looked at the table, "I thought you were going to take out a pen and paper again."

Xin Yu said: "We'll talk after dinner today. And you don't need to write it down, I believe you can remember it with your brain."

"..."

After eating and clearing away the tableware, the two sat on the sofa—sitting on two sofas separately—and began to talk formally.

Qiao Ping took the lead and said, "When I asked you if you were comfortable last night, you kept saying you were comfortable."

"..." Xin Yu thought to himself, talking about this kind of topic—especially with a thick-skinned person like Xiao Qiao—is not enough to be embarrassed, and he simply said frankly, "It's okay."

Qiao Ping said bitterly: "It's just okay, I worked so hard..."

Xin Yu couldn't help laughing, "Okay. Very good."

A smile appeared on Qiao Ping's face.

Xin Yu said, "But..."

Qiao Pingyi's face immediately changed from sunny to cloudy.

Xin Yu smiled at his face-changing skills, "However, I think we should be more restrained. It's better to have less in-depth exchanges like yesterday's."

"...Why? You're not uncomfortable—you said it yourself."

Xin Yu continued to be calm: "But it's tiring, and it takes a lot of time."

"You, you..." Qiao Ping was so shocked that he couldn't speak. Men are very passionate about sex!For the sake of pleasure, what a little tired!What is time!Why is Xin Yu... oh, yes, this is Xin Yu...

Xin Yu continued: "Besides, this unconventional way of making love...Although it's physically comfortable, it's a bit awkward psychologically. I think I need time to get used to it."

Qiao Ping muttered: "Then you have to do more, you will get used to it if you do more."

Xin Yu looked at him with a smile.

Qiao Ping hesitated for a while, and asked, "How much restraint do you want?"

Xin Yu hesitated, not because he didn't think about it, but because there was such a picture in his eyes at the moment: Xiao Qiao was looking at him with his mouth flattened, as if he would cry for himself immediately if the answer didn't satisfy him.

Seeing that Xin Yu didn't say anything, Qiao Ping gave up on himself and said, "If you say once a month, then you might as well castrate me."

"You...really...haha..." Xin Yu couldn't help laughing.

Qiao Ping said together: "I didn't laugh at you, but you still laughed at me."

Um?Xin Yu was surprised, and asked with a smile, "What are you trying to laugh at me for?"

Qiao Ping shouted in a frantic tone: "You still find it tiring, troublesome, and time-consuming to go to bed! Who would be like you? If everyone is like you, the human race would have been extinct long ago!"

Xin Yu looked at him helplessly, "Yiyi, you chose the wrong direction for the debate. If human beings go to bed to reproduce, then you have not made any contribution to human reproduction, because no matter how hard you try, it will be useless."

"..." Qiao Ping covered his chest with his left hand, and pointed at Xin Yu with a trembling right hand, "You, I'm going to be so mad at you..." Then he tilted his head, fell on the sofa, and died.

Xin Yu watched his contrived performance speechlessly, and after waiting for a while, seeing him not move, she called out, "Xiao Qiao?"

Qiao Ping pretended to be dead, and waited for Xin Yu to come to see him. After waiting and waiting, he didn't see Xin Yu coming, so he secretly turned his head and opened his eyes, and then saw Xin Yu leaning on his chin. Looking at him on the armrest of the sofa, he was startled and opened his eyes wide. The two looked at each other. After staring at each other for a while, Xin Yu blinked first, and Qiao Ping followed suit, "Xiaoyu, I'm here Waiting for you to help me with artificial respiration, why don't you come over?"

Xin Yu chuckled, "I'm counting how many seconds it will take you to cheat."

"You are too cruel..." Qiao Ping sat up, and said heroically, "Okay, you won, you can make a condition, and I won't resist if you want to be eunuched."

"..." Xin Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I didn't say to ban daily sex, I just said to reduce 'in-depth communication'."

Qiao Ping said together: "It's a daily routine for me!"

Xin Yu smiled and said, "It's not normal for me, so let's neutralize it?" He stretched out his right hand, and Qiao Ping reflexively passed it over, and he shook Qiao Ping's hand, "Pleasant cooperation."

"..." As soon as Qiao Ping felt that he had been cheated, he held on to Xin Yu's hand tightly, "Please clarify first, how far is the neutralization?"

Xin Yu said, "Once a week?"

It's not too harsh... Qiao Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and pouted: "You can only have fun once a week?"

The word "Enjoy yourself" made Xin Yu's scalp tingle, but he couldn't deny what he just said, so he nodded heavily.

Qiao Pingyi continued to confirm: "Once a week, once refers to one night, it doesn't really mean 'once'?"

It seems that I still have a lot of loopholes... Xin Yu said: "Are you going to challenge Gemachiro?"

"Hmph, you must have a goal in life."

"..."

Qiao Ping said: "One time means each person takes the initiative once. For the sake of fairness, I think this is very necessary. Each person takes the initiative once, which means that there are two nights a week that you can't be lazy."

Lazy, what I said...Xin Yu was in a complicated mood. He thought that Qiao Pingyi was quite good at detailing (he thought that Xiao Qiao was not a careful person). It seems that people can maximize their potential when they care about extreme.

Qiao Ping made the final decision one by one, "Then it's settled, two nights a week, one night for each person."

"Okay." Xin Yu readily agreed, but he added, "Little Qiao, for safety reasons, I think we should all have the right to refuse and to give up."

That's it, as soon as Qiao Ping can find a loophole, Xin Yu can also come up with a countermeasure.Their best friend for so many years is not for nothing.

Qiao Ping was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Xin Yu to be waiting for him here, he stood up, went to sit beside Xin Yu, hugged Xin Yu, put his head on Xin Yu's shoulder, "Xiao Yu, are you really Are you willing to refuse me?"

The reasoning has been exhausted, now it's time to start moving people with emotion.

Xin Yu smiled and said, "Normally not, but you have to be on guard when you want to challenge Seventeen One Night."

"..." Qiao Ping looked at him quietly, "What about the right to give up... Am I so unattractive to you?"

Xin Yu smiled, "How could it be? I didn't think about who I would be with except you. But it doesn't mean that I have to want to do something to you all the time—maybe our brains are structured differently. difference?"

Qiao Ping tapped Xin Yu's shoulder with his chin, "Xin Yu, you're calling me vulgar."

"Xiao Qiao, your Chinese has always been bad, and your reading comprehension is even worse." Xin Yu smiled, "I just want to say that I don't push you to the bed. There is no special reason. Maybe I have something to do, or I am just tired. or I'm just lazy..." Didn't Qiao Pingyi say that he wanted to be lazy, so what if he admitted it?

Qiao Ping opened his mouth, bit Xin Yu's neck, and grinded his teeth, which made his voice very vague: "You just say it, you just want me to sit up and move by myself."

Xin Yu was amused by him, "...This is definitely your over-interpretation. Hey, Xiao Qiao, you can do it... Are you still biting?..." Xin Yu pushed Qiao Pingyi, and took her neck out of his mouth After being rescued, I touched it and felt that the teeth marks had already been bitten out. "I remember you bit me when you were a child."

"When?" Qiao Ping couldn't remember for a while.

"In kindergarten or first grade, kids were playing by biting watches on their wrists."

As soon as Qiao Ping thought about it, there was such a thing, he grinned, showing his white teeth, and grabbed Xin Yu's wrist, "May I bite you another piece? No, I want to bite a pocket watch for you now..."

"You can do it..."

The two started fighting on the sofa, and it ended with Xin Yu pushing Qiao Ping on the sofa.

Qiao Ping winked at Xin Yu, "At this time, what should you do?"

Xin Yu bowed her head and kissed him at the end of his eyes, then let him go, "Stop making trouble. Have we finished chatting just now? Didn't I find that our conversation efficiency is getting lower and lower now." He picked up the coffee table on the coffee table. Checking the time on the phone, "Oh, it's almost time for lunch."

Qiao Pingyi leaned lazily on the sofa, "What efficiency do you want? If you really pursue efficiency, then we should go abroad to get married now, and you don't want to."

"..." Xin Yu was almost stopped by his words, and after reorganizing his thoughts, he said, "Should I take it step by step, you just learned to walk, and you are going to fly?"

"I want to fly higher, fly higher, dance like the wind..." Qiao Pingyi sang impromptuly.

"..." Xin Yu smiled and applauded for him. To be honest, Xiao Qiao is really a beautiful landscape in his life. Without Xiao Qiao, his life would change from color photos to black and white photos in an instant.

After singing for a while, as soon as Qiao Ping forgot the words, he stopped and said, "Anyway, you should take the initiative, that's only fair."

Xin Yu knew that he was continuing the previous conversation, "Yi Yi, why are you so insisting on fairness?"

Xin Yu was a little puzzled, the fairness of ordinary people probably means that you fucked me once, and I'll come back, why did Qiao Pingyi do it the other way around? "To be honest, it doesn't matter to me whether it's fair or not. If you like it, it's the same if you come here."

Qiao Ping smiled triumphantly, "Look, sometimes you miss the point."

Xin Yu raised her eyebrows.

Qiao Ping said together: "The key is to take the initiative." He winked at Xin Yu, "You can take the initiative to fuck me, or you can take the initiative to let me fuck me. If it's you, I don't care."

Xin Yu laughed, not because he thought Qiao Pingyi's words were funny, but because he remembered: In fact, both he and Qiao Pingyi like to take the initiative.This characteristic is well known in Qiao Pingyi.In him, it's not so obvious, because in most things, he is relatively passive.

Qiao Ping said together: "There are actually very few things that you can take the initiative to do. And you can easily give up all the things that you don't take the initiative to do."