bosom friend

Hao Gaoxin rolled his eyes, "Fuck, I can still say that I didn't get into Tsinghua University because I didn't want to get into it!"

Qiao Pingyi calmly said: "There is no analogy. What you want to do is beyond your ability, and what I want to do is within my ability."

"..." Hao Gaoxin dug his ears, "I seem to hear you calling me stupid?"

"It's not like."

"..."

Qiao Ping said together: "You continue to talk about your theory."

"..." Hao Gaoxin leaned on the sofa and drank silently, "I have been hit by so many arrows, I need to heal my injuries first."

Qiao Ping smiled, "What kind of injury is there? Your skin is so thick that you can't even leave a mark when you shoot it. Don't pretend."

"Damn it..." Hao Gaoxin fell back on the sofa, kicked his feet and pretended to be dead, "I was shot by an arrow again, and I am already dead. If you have something to do, burn paper for me."

"Then I'll ask Lei Lei to burn it for you."

Hao Xing sat up happily, "I think Lei Lei may have the same idea as Xin Yu."

"What?" Qiao Ping frowned.

Hao Gaoxin put down his wine glass, clasped his hands, and looked at Qiao Pingyi nervously, "They are observing us, collecting data, and after collecting the information they want, they will make a final decision..." There was a silence After the meeting, he heaved a long sigh, "Oh, Lei Lei may have made a decision before I realized it."

"Well, she has already shot you." Qiao Ping pushed the glass of wine in front of him away, "Then I'd better drink less. Like drinking is definitely not a bonus."

"Alas... I am drunk today..." Hao Gaoxin took Qiao Pingyi's wine, raised his head, and poured it into his own mouth, "Why do you say you are so hard? Who do you like? It's really not a good thing. No wonder someone told me before that when you love someone deeply, you will have a feeling of retribution. Da Qiao, you are really retribution. "

Qiao Ping said together: "I think this is luck."

Hao Xingxing said affectionately: "Love is feeling lucky even when you get retribution."

Qiao Ping scolded him, "Crazy."

"You're the only one who is sick." Hao Gaoxin looked at Qiao Pingyi with a silly and naive look, "If Xin Yu really likes you, then go and feel lucky. If he doesn't like you——I guess those you Those who have let them down will be delighted to hear about it." He smiled exaggeratedly, "Ha, ha, ha, ha... this is called retribution!"

Qiao Ping frowned, "Old Hao, your taunting skills are getting more and more proficient."

"..." Hao Gaoxin restrained his expression reflexively. After realizing his behavior, he was depressed and heaved a long sigh. This is all the psychological shadow of his childhood.

When he was a child, he had a mean mouth and laughed at Qiao Ping a few times. The quality of the clothes and toys Qiao Xudong bought for his son was also average.Every time he dared to laugh, Qiao Ping dared to hit him.After being beaten a few times...he didn't dare to laugh anymore.

Hao Gaoxing looked at Qiao Pingyi, "Big Qiao, were you the kind of poor student who liked to fight when you were young?"

"No, Xin Yu and I both have good academic performance, and we don't fight with others."

Hao Xing said sadly: "Then do you still remember that you hit me?"

"I have a little impression. But you didn't bully me first?" Qiao Ping remembered that it was still when he was in elementary school.Every time when I came to my grandpa’s house for vacation, some children would always laugh at him and make him embarrassed when they saw the things in his room—some daily necessities brought from Cangshui in bad colors and styles.

After he returned to Cangshui, he told Xin Yu about it.Xin Yu told him, next time they dare to laugh at you, you can beat them until they dare not laugh.He listened to Xin Yu's opinion, and after that, no one laughed at him.

The most stupid person he ever beat up was Hao Gaoxin. This guy has no nerves. After being beaten this time, he would dare to come to play with him next time, and he would even dare to talk cheap when he came.Later, when his family found out that he was always beaten, they stopped letting him come.So they didn't get to play together a few times either.If it wasn't for going to the same university later, I probably wouldn't have had the chance to get acquainted.

Hao Gaoxing shouted: "Why did I bully you? You beat me unilaterally!"

"Really? That's your own weak chicken, you can't even fight."

"..." Hao Xing's family, of course, no one would teach him to beat others, and of course, no one taught him to laugh at others, this is something he learned by accident. "Let me ask you, does Xin Yu know how to fight? Did you ever hit him when you were young?"

"Boys will definitely fight together. Xin Yu is not you, we have wins and losses."

Xin Yu is not only capable of fighting, he also has a ruthlessness in his bones. Although it is useless to Qiao Pingyi, children of the same age are afraid of fighting him.Therefore, Qiao Pingyi and Xin Yu never suffered from school violence when they were young.

"..." Hao Xingxing felt melancholy, and raised his wine glass, "What about when you grow up? Have you ever tried?"

Qiao Ping thought for a while, then said deeply: "There will be no more after junior high school. We can fight on the bed in the future."

"Pfft..." Hao Xingxin spit out the wine he just drank.

Qiao Ping quickly leaned back, frowned and moved away a little.

Hao Gaoxin wiped his mouth with a tissue and wiped the table, "You are very confident, then go and confess to him. I have always been curious about how he will react."

Qiao Ping shook his head, "Not yet."

"When will it be then?"

"Probably..." Qiao Pingyi seemed to want to say something, and then he suddenly said alertly, "Why should I tell you?"

Hao Xingxing said: "Let me help you refer to it. I can't see it, so you still set a standard."

"No need. You can't help me with this." Qiao Ping said, "But there is another thing I can tell you. At noon, Xin Yu said that there will be a gift for me when I go back tonight. I thought it might be some kind of surprise. , but after chatting with you for so long, I think it was probably a surprise rather than a joy."

"You are also very self-aware." Hao Xingxin laughed, "But I think it is more likely that there is no surprise or joy."

"..." Qiao Ping sighed, "Let him be happy."

Because of drinking, Qiao Ping found a substitute driver when he went back, and asked the substitute driver to take him to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables on the way, which made the substitute driver a little speechless.

After returning home, Qiao Ping brushed his teeth to make sure the smell of alcohol disappeared, then changed his clothes and hung them on the balcony to dry.

Half an hour later, Xin Yu came home from get off work.

As soon as he entered the door, Qiao Ping saw that he was carrying an unopened courier bag in his hand. Well, if this was a gift for himself, it really didn't seem like a "happy".

Sure enough, Xin Yu gave him the courier, "I bought it for you, take it apart and have a look."

"What is it?" Qiao Ping pinched the courier, it was soft, such a big package, it should be clothes?

When I took it apart, it was two sets of pajamas and long-sleeved trousers.One set is black, with a human skeleton printed on it, which is very cool, or quite secondary.The other is a cute one, which is actually a fluffy panda one-piece pajamas with a hood.

"..." Qiao Ping said, "Why did you send me pajamas?" It was still this strange style.

Xin Yu looked at the two sets of pajamas with satisfaction, "Aren't you unwilling to wear the old ones? I'll buy you two new ones."

"...I don't want to wear it."

"Really? It's fine if you don't want to." Xin Yu was more satisfied, "Then you can wear this from now on."

Qiao Ping struggled and said, "But the weather will get warmer soon."

"Put this on now, and I'll buy you something else when the weather gets warmer." Xin Yu thought, even if it's hot, he can still find suitable pajamas.He had forgotten that Qiao Pingyi said that he would only stay here for a few days, no, it was actually more than ten days.

"Okay." Qiao Ping picked up the panda pajamas and gestured to himself, "Xiaoyu... so you like this style?"

"It's cute." Xin Yu said sincerely, "You must look good in it." As long as Qiao Pingyi can wear tight pajamas, he doesn't mind telling some white lies.

"..." Qiao Pingyi pointed to another set of skeleton pajamas, "That's cute too?"

"That set, it's very individual, and it looks good on you." With a beautiful face and white bones, and a pink and black skull, this pajamas can make people calm down, which is very good.

"..."

"Okay, since you like it, of course I want to wear it. The emperor smiles at Bomei and can play with the princes. I'm just wearing pajamas, it's nothing!" Qiao Ping raised his head and chest, very righteous.

Xin Yu said: "It's not that the emperor is the king. There have been emperors since Qin Shihuang. The Zhou Dynasty is the king. King You of Zhou smiled for Bo Baosi, and played with the princes."

"..."

Xin Yu walked to the dining table, opened the plastic bag on the table, and checked what Qiao Pingyi bought today, "Tomatoes? For cold salad? And fish, braised in soy sauce? Is this supposed to be beef? And oyster mushrooms, for soup?" Or fried? Lettuce, lettuce...you bought too much again."

Qiao Ping threw the pajamas into a ball and threw them back into the bedroom, "I don't want cold salad with tomatoes, I want to eat tomato fish."

"Okay." As far as Xin Yu is concerned, he prefers spicy boiled fish or pickled fish.But Qiao Ping likes to eat tomatoes, he likes to eat tomato fish, tomato beef brisket, tomato scrambled eggs or cold tomatoes.Every day he would buy a few tomatoes back.People who don't buy vegetables have no right to speak, so Xin Yu let him go.

After the meal, the two cleaned up the kitchen together. Then, as soon as Qiao Ping was going to take a shower, he specially took the panda pajamas set, "I'll wear this set first."

Xin Yu said: "I can't wear it today, I have to wash it first." He deeply regretted this.

"Oh, okay." Qiao Pingyi felt a little regretful that he couldn't satisfy Xin Yu's wish tonight.

As soon as Qiao Ping went to take a shower, Xin Yu went to his usual evening activities - surfing the Internet.When he sat down, he felt a little sick to his stomach—he had eaten too much for dinner.

He rubbed his stomach and thought, this is not going to work, maybe he needs to exercise.It is said that after a man gets married, he will gain weight because someone feeds him.It's no different for him to have a family now, it's too bad if he doesn't pay attention.

How about getting up earlier in the morning and going for a run?

However, the outdoor air quality in Beizhou is very poor. Running every day may keep you in shape, but it is also likely to cause lung cancer.

Go get a fitness card?But he wasn't sure he'd be able to stick to the gym—it was too time consuming.Let's think about it again.

Because the new pajamas hadn't been activated yet, Qiao Ping came out still wrapped in the nightgown after taking a shower.He snuggled up to Xin Yu's side and watched him go online, "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you cold?" Xin Yu turned his head to look at Qiao Pingyi, his eyes moved down from Qiao Pingyi's face... The neckline of Qiao Pingyi's nightgown was basically open, and he could see the spring in full view.

As soon as Qiao Ping was stared at by him, he was a little stiff, "...what are you looking at?"

Xin Yu said: "See if your abdominal muscles have been stretched by dinner." Look at Qiao Pingyi, and then think about yourself.Well, it's time to exercise.

"..." Qiao Ping wrapped her nightgown tightly.He decided to go to the gym tomorrow and stay a little longer.

Xin Yu said: "Let's order less food tomorrow. If you buy too much, store it in the refrigerator. Why do you have to finish it on the same day? Oh, I forgot, you have to eat alone tomorrow night, and we have a company dinner."

"Oh……"