bosom friend

We chatted about cats for a long time, and the meeting ended at lunch.

When Xin Yu was about to have dinner with the people in the group, she received a call from Qiao Pingyi, "Xin Yu, let's have dinner together, I'm already here."

"……it is good."

Xin Yu said to the people in his group, "I can't have lunch with you at noon, my friend is here."

"Oh, I know."

Xu Fa sent a message from the Internet: Brother, is the friend you mentioned last time Brother Qiao?

Xin Yu: Yes.What's wrong?

Xu Fa hesitated: It's okay, I just remembered that he was quite handsome.

Xin Yu also hesitated: ...he likes Song Can's one.

Xu Fa: (vomiting blood) I didn't want you to introduce him to me!Uh, so you know he's the one...?

Xu Fa just remembered that Qiao Pingyi was gay, and felt it necessary to remind Xin Yu.Some zombie gays like to flirt with straight men, maybe that butterfly is also this kind of person, so it is necessary to be defensive.

Xin Yu: Gay, right?Um.I've known him since kindergarten, so it's impossible not to know.

Xu Fa: Oh, I was worried that he was chasing you, but you didn't notice, so I thought I should remind you.

Xin Yu: ...you think too much.

Qiao Pingyi ordered food in a nearby restaurant and waited for Xin Yu.

When Xin Yu arrived, the dishes had just started to be served.He said to the waiter, "Please serve us rice, thank you." Then he asked Qiao Pingyi, "Are you busy today?"

Qiao Ping said: "I'm busy and I have to eat. It takes less than 10 minutes to drive from Crescent Bay and wait for the red light, so I came to find you for dinner." Of course, he didn't actually come from Crescent Bay of.

"Where's your car?" Xin Yu didn't see Qiao Pingyi's car just outside.

"It stopped on Qingshui Road. In fact, your house is so close, we can go home and eat. Right?"

"Yes." Xin Yu replied to him bluntly, "But I specially came to have lunch with my colleagues, in order to exchange feelings."

"Oh, then I think our relationship also needs to be communicated. You should have dinner with me in the future."

Xin Yu smiled, "Yi Yi, we have had dinner together for many years. Don't make trouble for me, okay?"

"I'm not looking for something...it's just these few days." Qiao Pingyi graciously helped Xin Yu pick up vegetables, "When I finish my work here, I won't be able to come if you ask me to come over for dinner."

"..." Xin Yu compromised, that's fine, just eat and live at his house.Although it is not a few days but more than ten days, but there is always an end.

"Eat your own, don't keep looking at me." Xin Yu stopped Qiao Ping's hand to help him pick up vegetables, "Just now Xu Fa told me that he suspected that you were chasing me. You look like this."

"..." Qiao Ping lost his chopsticks in fright.

Xin Yu smiled and said, "Genius and heroes are the only ones who make you and your ears." He glanced out of the window, "It's a pity that the weather is very good, and there is no tendency for thunder and rain. Oh, it is winter now, and there will be no thunder."

"..." Qiao Ping bent down to pick up the chopsticks, still thinking about what Xu Fa said, but asked, "Will there be thunder in winter?"

"Rarely. Didn't the ancient folk songs say, 'Winter thunder shakes summer rain and snow, but dare to break with the king.'? Thunder in winter is a very abnormal phenomenon." Xin Yu pushed aside the chopsticks that Qiao Ping had picked up, and asked the waiter to help them A double clean came over.

"..." Qiao Pingyi was very frustrated. Why did he listen to these ancient poems told by Xin Yu here? It wasn't that he didn't want to hear them, but that he wanted to talk about feelings.But he was timid and didn't dare to say directly that I was indeed chasing you... He thought, if he hadn't been frightened just now, he could have made a half-truth and half-false joke, but it was a pity that he missed the opportunity.

Xin Yu took out the new chopsticks from the packaging bag and handed them to Qiao Pingyi, "What are you thinking about? Don't be in a daze, let's eat first."

As soon as Qiao Ping took the chopsticks, "What you said just now sounds familiar to Junjue."

Xin Yu said: "Because I told you before. Ten years ago, there was a popular TV series - we watched it, and the songs in it were very popular."

"One of them is like this," Xin Yu sipped her saliva, and then sang in a low voice, "'When the mountains have no edges and corners, when the rivers no longer flow, when time stops, day and night are not distinguished, everything in the sky and earth turns into Nothing, I still can't break up with you, can't break up with you.'”

"Okay, good singing!" Qiao Ping applauded.

"Don't be crazy." Xin Yu didn't sing very well, but she didn't get out of tune too much. "You must have heard this song. Its lyrics come from the ancient folk song I just mentioned. Shangxie, I want to sing." Knowing each other, life will never end. There are no hills in the mountains, and the rivers are exhausted. The thunder in winter, the rain and snow in summer. The heaven and the earth are united, but you dare to die with you. Alas, I told you before, but you forgot. "

While talking about Qiao Ping, he searched the Internet with his mobile phone. After a while, he suddenly reached out and grabbed Xin Yu's hand, "Okay, I promise you."

"Ok?"

"Isn't this poem meant to confess? I didn't understand it before, but now I understand it, so I agree to your confession." Qiao Ping was very excited, and finally made up for the missed opportunity just now.

"...Get lost." Xin Yu broke away from his hand and said with a smile, "You're quite clever."

"You are smarter, and you even picked ancient poems to express your love, thinking that I don't understand you." Qiao Ping proudly picked up his mobile phone and shook it, "It's a good thing this is the information age. Or I'll let you mess around again. gone."

"..." Xin Yu laughed, this guy said it as if he was telling the truth, if someone else listened to him, he might believe him more than himself. "Okay, you, you won. Okay, let's eat."

Qiao Ping held his chin and looked at him, "Hmph, I just want to play tricks after confessing."

Xin Yu confessed, "Well, I'm sorry for cheating your feelings."

Qiao Ping glared at him, "Bastard, I want to die with you!"

"Haha...the acting is too much..."

As soon as Qiao Ping looked at Xin Yu who couldn't stop laughing, he thought to himself, if you do this again, I'll just... so what? "Xiaoyu, if you laugh again, I will kiss you."

"..." Xin Yu's smile faded away, "Yi Yi, you are sexually harassing me."

"Oh." Qiao Ping looked at me provocatively for harassing you.

Xin Yu shook her head, imitating Qiao Pingyi's previous tone: "Bastard, I want to die with you!"

Qiao Pingyi also acted as an addict, "Okay, I promise you. We can't share the same bed in life, we have to share the same bed in death."

"Go away, we've slept together many times."

"No, this sleep is not that sleep..."

Xin Yu interrupted him roughly, "No matter what kind of sleep we have, we have slept on it."

"..."

Xin Yu picked up the phone and checked the time, "It's almost one o'clock, what are we doing after so long after a meal... Hurry up, I can't go back too late."

"So what if you go back late, you work overtime every day, and you've already made up for this time."

"Working overtime can take time off."

"Then you can rest for a long time?"

"No, the boss won't let you take too long leave, half a month at most."

"Are you going out to play?"

"talk later."

After eating, the two of them walked back together—once Qiao Ping drove back, he had to pass Xin Yu's company.

When passing the coffee shop, Xin Yu stopped to buy a cup of coffee.

Qiao Ping was surprised, "Since when did you like drinking coffee?"

"I don't like it, but I'm too sleepy. If I don't drink, I will fall asleep in the afternoon."

Qiao Ping looked at him, "Then go to bed early tonight."

Xin Yu nodded, if you go to bed early, you can sleep well, I just hope you can calm down tonight.Recently, apart from work going smoothly, life has been really a bit chaotic - it has not been going well since the end of the year.

Thinking of work, he remembered something, "When I went to propose yesterday, I ran into someone who knew me, but I don't remember who he is, but it should be your friend. He praised you for choosing a good tie."

Qiao Ping frowned, "He praised your tie for its beauty?" Who dares to hook up with Xin Yu.I have such a friend? "What's the name of the company you proposed to?"

Xin Yu said: "A subsidiary of Hengqing, they want to launch a new brand."

"Hengqing, oh, I know, that's Zhuang Kai. You should have an impression of that guy, he used to like to dye his hair golden." Qiao Ping thought, when did this kid join Hengqing to work?His father and brother are not afraid of his prodigal?Turn around and ask Hao Gaoxing about it.

Xin Yu suddenly said, "Oh, him, I remember his hair, but not his face."

Qiao Ping was quite satisfied, but he was someone Xin Yu couldn't remember, not even a potential enemy. "If he looks for you, remember to tell me."

Xin Yu smiled and said, "What did he ask me for?"

"You can do many things. For example, chase you?" Qiao Pingyi felt that Xin Yu seriously lacked the awareness of being pursued.

Sure enough, Xin Yu took him as a joke, laughed it off, and didn't respond at all.

Afterwards, the two broke up, Xin Yu went to work, and Qiao Pingyi also went to "work".

From this day on, Xin Yu abandoned his colleagues and had lunch with Qiao Pingyi instead.

And it's not just lunch.They also eat breakfast and dinner together.

Xin Yu summed up the disadvantages.

What about breakfast? In the past, Xin Yu bought breakfast and took it to the company to eat, but now he and Qiao Ping went to the store to eat.Compared with before, it is a little more troublesome to wait, that is: to get up earlier.

What about lunch? Lost time to communicate with colleagues.

The most troublesome thing is dinner.Because Qiao Ping was a picky eater—not really picky eaters, but he was not as easy to raise as Xin Yu himself.

When Xin Yu is alone, he is very casual. When cooking, he always stir-fries more and puts it in the refrigerator, and then there will be enough for several meals, which is very trouble-free.

Now, Qiao Pingyi lives with him, and every night, Qiao Pingyi will come back to buy vegetables.

Xin Yu didn't need to buy groceries, he said it was fine.But cooking still takes time.Even if two people cook together, the cooking time will not be cut in half.

You have to eat it after it's done. The richer the dish, the more time it takes to eat it.

You have to clean up after eating. Similarly, the more dishes you have, the more pots and pans you have to wash.

It's a vicious cycle.

Xin Yu feels that he has no personal time at all... He always thinks that he is a person who needs personal time and space very much.

Netizens on Meihuan's forum also asked him: Didn't you say that you just finished a big project and you won't be so busy next time?How do you see that your time online is getting less and less?

Xin Yu is still saying: My cat has mutated recently, and I am trying to solve it.

Netizen: Oh, cat slave.You can't solve it, you can only compromise... Just kidding, how did it mutate?

Xin Yu: It insists on getting my full attention, so that I can't do anything.

Netizen: Sticky, right?You can buy it some toys to distract it.

Xin Yu looked at Qiao Pingyi, his eyes fixed on Qiao Pingyi's abdominal muscles uncontrollably—Qiao Pingyi likes to be half-naked very much recently—it took a few seconds for him to come back to his senses, and then he shifted his gaze to Qiao Pingyi's face, "Little Qiao, I bought you two sets of pajamas, and they will arrive tomorrow."

Since Qiao Pingyi didn't want to wear the old pajamas, let's buy him new ones.Anyway, he can't be allowed to continue to wear a nightgown.

"Oh." Qiao Ping was so absorbed in playing the game that he probably didn't hear what he was talking about.

Xin Yu replied to a netizen: Toys are useless to it, and it might be more useful to buy some toys for myself.

Netizen: Haha... so the one who is hopeless is actually you, right?

Xin Yu: Life is already so difficult...

Netizen: (laughing) If you are in trouble, it will be sunny.

Xin Yu: (bye)

Netizen: (Laughs) Seriously, if you want to masturbate a cat, go ahead and masturbate, don’t embarrass yourself...

Xin Yu: (bye)