How to get the Empire Blossom [Interstellar]

Xiaoji continued to growl, obviously an elliptical light brain, vividly interpreting what is called blue-faced fangs: "Do you know how difficult it is to clean you up now? How many black households become interstellar pirates every year! How can you just thank you verbally? I Let’s do the math for you. It takes at least 1 million credit points to help you get your ID and settle in the capital star. To bring you here from a remote naturalist star to avoid being killed, the grace of saving your life is barely 2 million. , and then take the spaceship, enjoy the sunshine, food and air on the spaceship, accompanied by a handsome light brain, which is equivalent to 3 million credit points. The total is 1 million credit points, how are you going to pay it back! Ah!"

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Eli quietly gave Xiaoji an appreciative look.

Xiaoji was very proud: Huh, I am the most handsome optical brain in the universe!

Qu Rong looked at Xiaoji, who was spreading flowers on the bright screen, and Eli, who was expressionless, and found that it was not easy to play tricks in a two-on-one situation, so he had to change his strategy: "Okay, 3 million, depending on our In terms of past love, how about 4 million credit points after erasing the odds?"

"Oh, you're so calm?" Xiaoji spun a few times in confusion, drawing an "8" in the air, "That's unscientific!"

Qu Rong couldn't help laughing out loud anymore: "It's awkward, you're not a bee. I just wanted to tease Eli. After all, it's rare for a person who can sleep eighteen hours a day to appear outside the bedroom for so long." And he hesitated to speak.

He was sure that Eli definitely had more than one draft in his mind.

Eli didn't expect this to be the reason, so he breathed a sigh of relief and calmly said, "I'm serious."

Qu Rong: "What seriousness?"

Eli: "Arrears of 3 million credits."

Qu Rong: "???" Dude, do you value money so much that you are worthy of your unearthly face?

This is different from what I imagined...

Eli seemed to have found his way of thinking, and he leaned back on the chair more relaxedly, and took Xiaoji into his arms and rubbed it slowly like a pillow: "The restrictions on black households are too great, and you can't even find a job. You will also be evicted for sleeping on the street. If you have been a black household, you will definitely not be able to pay back the debt. Now, I have a job that is very suitable for you. There is more money and less burden, do you want to think about it?"

Qu Rong asked suspiciously: "Tell me first, what kind of job is it?"

Eli: "Life Assistant."

Qu Rong was full of interest: "Your life assistant?"

Eli nodded, his ears turned red quietly under his long hair, but his voice was extremely calm: "Don't worry, the content of this job is very simple, except that you must keep a certain distance from me when you sleep, the time and work content are very important. It's very free, and I don't have too many restrictions."

"Sounds good." Qu Rong blinked, and suddenly approached Eli, "Keep a certain distance, how far does this distance refer to? Close distance, zero distance, or—"

"Between three meters and 100 meters!" In order to prevent Qu Rong from saying something unscrupulous, Eli quickly reported the number he had considered for a long time, "This distance is enough. As a reward, I will help you solve the problem of black households and eaters." lodging problem."

Qu Rong waved his hand: "The black household is fine, I can solve the problem of board and lodging by myself."

Eli was quite curious: "What do you want to do?"

Thinking of Qurong's ability to design shapes, Xiaoji became interested in it instantly: "You want to perform?"

Qu Rong twisted his waist and smiled triumphantly: "Sell yourself~"

Eli: "!"

***

Not only did the problem of black households be solved, but even the future job was guaranteed. After this dinner, Qu Rong was in a good mood, and he went back to his small room happily, and began to look through the employment contract in his hand.

As the most handsome optical brain in the universe, Xiaoji thoughtfully took out the Chinese version. Although some words are not expressive, it is much better than directly reading the thick two hundred pages of Interstellar Common Language.

By the way, this contract is really thick, isn't it really prepared in advance?

Qu Rong shook his head, got rid of unreliable thoughts from his mind, and began to read the Chinese version seriously.

"Life Assistant Employment Contract"

Important content

Host: Eli

Life Assistant: Qu Rong

Working time: three years

Working hours per day: 24 hours

Main job content: Be loyal to His Royal Highness Eli, and only loyal to His Royal Highness Eli.When His Royal Highness Eli has living needs, it must be met unconditionally, including but not limited to washing clothes, cooking and fried rice, chatting with you, etc.When His Highness Eli is sleeping, Qu Rong must keep a distance of less than 100 meters from His Highness. [This item is the key point]

The following are the details…………………

The following is confidential……………

The material is very thick, and the Chinese version has more than a dozen pages due to translation problems. Even though the content is so clear, I read it for three and a half hours.

Putting down the thick contract that was said to be printed out of artificial paper, Qu Rong once again sighed that he hugged the golden thigh.

This is a highness!

From a life assistant to a life assistant of His Royal Highness, even the nature of the job has leapt!

Although the working hours are a little longer, the work content is very leisurely. Although there is no salary during the working period and the poverty is a bit poor, it solves the problem of black households. Although the order to sleep close to the master seems a bit abnormal, but Eli is good-looking!

The more Qu Rong thought about it, the more beautiful he was, he signed his name on the contract with two strokes, in duplicate, the signature on the Chinese version was flamboyant, and the signature on the Mandarin version was crooked because it was learned on the spur of the moment.

After collecting the two contracts, adhering to the principle of a life assistant, he forcibly curbed his curiosity about Eli's real identity, Qu Rong lay down on the bed humming a song, and started watching the second episode of "Crystal Boy".

Different from the gothic sadomasochism and forced science popularization style of the first episode, the entire tone of the second episode has changed, which is extraordinarily... gorgeous and extravagant.

At this time, an evil voice sounded: "Beautiful boy, what you are looking for is quietly passing away, and what you are attached to is gradually disappearing. Rather than struggling hard, it is better to be eternally pure!"

The voice seemed to want to fix the boy into a sculpture, but as soon as the voice fell, the crystal sculpture shattered by itself.

The boy stood up again and walked towards the brightly lit bar.

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In the bar, in order to find his lover, the young man abandoned his reserve and shyness, and boldly asked about the news of the beauties who came to drink and get drunk. He opened his mouth, and his hoarse and magnetic voice instantly fascinated the guests in the bar. They all got up and danced, wanting to invite The boy danced with them, but the pure crystal boy just leaned on the bar alone, drinking one cup after another, softly singing ancient poems.

The poem was too old, no one could understand it, and the crystal boy became even more lonely. He turned his head, let himself indulge in alcohol, and sent out an invitation: "How about a drink, beauty?" After speaking, he licked his fingers The wine on the glass is charming.

Such a beauty is so lovable, the people in the bar are full of hormones and want to rush up, and then there is no accident, and there is an insincere group fight on the dance floor.

Qu Rong sharp-eyed recognized one of them as a dummy whose ass was pinched by himself.

When others were fighting, the crystal boy was drinking to relieve his worries. He drank a glass of red wine and then a glass of green wine. The red and green went back and forth more than ten times, and finally he drank a glass of rainbow-colored wine.

The lonely and bleak music played, and the young man began to mix wine with blurred eyes. His movements were extremely elegant, and he quickly mixed two glasses of pink wine. However, his lover was not there. Who could drink such a beautiful wine?The boy showed a bitter smile, sighed lightly, and his figure dissipated on the spot.

So when the group performers finished fighting, the crystal boy had disappeared, leaving only two glasses of pink wine glistening on the bar counter, fascinating and alluring.One of the cups has a light lip print on it.

In the fading background, the crystal boy was riding a bicycle on a rugged mountain road with a thin back.

The second episode is over.

Qu Rong wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, turned off the player, and often let out a sigh of relief.Due to the drastic change in style and the removal of popular science content, this episode was very short, less than 10 minutes, but it was still so embarrassing that he wanted to press the pause button countless times and then pulled the director out from behind the screen and beat him up.

This gold that came out of nowhere clearly made a short film using the images he left on the naturalist planet, and filled a lot of content with the help of advanced technology. The first episode also popularized science and sold knowledge. In the second episode, she simply let herself go and sell her beauty, and there are close-ups every now and then, even a few eyelashes can be counted.

There are also sensational narrations that appear from time to time, even if the song is narcissistic enough, I feel blush.

Qu Rong calmed down and did some mental work before opening Starnet. He is now a hacker and cannot register, but he can browse the information posted by other people, find the account of Luminous Gold, and stare at the top content to read it twice. , finally relieved, and lay down comfortably on the bed.

You are already His Highness's life assistant, so you have to go to sleep quickly, maybe Eli is waiting for him (to sleep) next door. ︿(￣︶￣)︿

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Eli stared at the two contracts in front of him, and sealed them for filing with a serious face.

"You don't look happy at all," Xiaoji flew around Eli, "but your brain waves show that you are very happy now Dear Highness Eli, is this the facial paralysis syndrome that Qu Rong said? Do you want to scan the facial nerve chain?"

Eli glanced at Xiao Ji blankly: "Is mental retardation contagious?"

"What?" Xiaoji yelled, "My IQ is invincible in the universe, why are you so cruel! Hey!"

Eli frowned: "Did you change your crying?"

The other party's focus was not on the same line as his own. Little Keaton felt frustrated, and said in a broken jar: "Ask Qu Rong to help me practice a new version. He said it sounds good to cry like this."

Eli: "...Why cry when you have nothing to do, who said that you want to be an indomitable optical brain?"

Xiaoji shook his body: "It's enough to stand upright on the star network, but in reality I'm still a baby~"

Xiaoji's voice is very positive, and the word "baby" is also very suitable, but Eli felt his hairs stand on end, and asked suspiciously: "Are you infected with the virus?"

"Hey!" Xiao Ji ran away in tears amidst the cries of the new society.