I have a little secret

I especially hate dandies who waste my money, do nothing good, fight cocks and walk dogs every day, cause troubles, and when the troubles get really big, there are people on top who will not be punished at all, so living a carefree life!

But why?

I have worked tirelessly and conscientiously in handling state affairs, and most of my subjects are content with their duties and doing things seriously. We should live comfortably with them, but why can these dudes enjoy it?What qualifications do they have?

I who are too far away can't see, and I can't control the people at the bottom of the imperial city anymore?

"Jinghong, do you think I'm thinking too ideally?" I told bastard Tao what was on my mind, "When the water is clear, there will be no fish. Tell me, I... um? Why are you crying?"

Tao bastard brimming with tears: "Hmm...Your Majesty hasn't called me Jinghong for a long time, I'm touched and happy."

I: "..." Damn mentally retarded!

"Your Majesty, can you call me again?"

I: "... You'd better kneel down, I suddenly don't want to see you anymore."

"Hey, Your Majesty, I think you're right!" Seeing that I was going to get angry, Tao bastard put away his tears and said with a serious face: "The dandyism is terrible! It must be rectified! Don't worry, I will leave this matter to you." I, I will make you satisfied."

Zhen: "You are not going to beat someone, are you? Violence can't solve the problem. If you really made a mess, Zhen and Tao Shangshu will not help you."

Tao bastard looked smug: "Your Majesty thinks too much, these dudes in the capital have to call me big brother, and when I show up, they will all be honest."

Zhen: "...hehe..." If you really have such a face, what's going on today?

The sarcasm on my expression was so effective that Tao bastard was obviously a little embarrassed: "Hey, today's incident is purely because I have been out at sea for too long, and there are a few dudes who have such a bad memory that they forgot me. Your Majesty, why don't you Look well, soon I'll have them kneel down to me and call you big brother."

What bastard Tao said was very affirmative and embarrassing, I reluctantly agreed, and by the way highlighted the key points for him: "You bastard Tao, you must let them learn how to behave, well, you have to remember, the more unhappy they are, the happier I will be, understood?"

"Understood!" Tao bastard moved closer to me: "Hey, what, I have a small wish, I wonder if His Majesty would like to help me realize it?"

I squinted at him: "Dare to negotiate terms with me?"

"Your Majesty, don't be so stingy, just say can you agree?"

I glared at him: "Don't act like a spoiled child to me! What a man!" He looks like a bear, it's so embarrassing, and I looked at him with disdain: "Then what, tell me first, let me take a look."

"In another month, won't I be twenty now? Can you go to the coronation ceremony?" Tao bastard looked at me intently, his eyes were so bright that I could clearly see my own shadow.

To be honest, I was inexplicably shy, so I quickly looked away and looked at the Fugui bonsai in the distance: "Well, if you behave well, I will go."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will not embarrass you!"

Zhen: "..." It's embarrassing for you, a general, to do such a thing!

Tao bastard took his leave in high spirits and left, I looked at his back, my face was a little hot, I didn't mean to listen to his heart suddenly!

Tao bastard is really thick-skinned, he confesses to me in different ways in his heart every day, hey, you have the ability to like me, you have the ability to confess!

Hmph, you have a heart but no guts!

I despise you!

Tao bastard let go to do things, although I didn't care what method he used, but listening to the Beijing gossip updated by Sixi in real time, I can imagine what he did.

As expected of Tao bastard, he grew up with me under my dragon spirit, but he is smart and capable, and he has lived up to my expectations in the slightest.

"Your Majesty, Mr. Chen, Minister of the Household Department, sent his little grandson to the Salesian Bureau, saying that he was going to experience life." Sixi smiled and said, "Young General Tao is very powerful."

I squinted at him: "Is he the only one who is good?"

Sixi poured tea for me: "Of course, you are the most powerful, Your Majesty. It's because you have the right way to deal with people, know people well and take responsibility for them, that this result is the result."

It's almost there!

I don't like being flattered, but I like hearing people tell the truth!

"Sixi, are the rewards for bastard Tao ready?" I finished approving the last memorial, and asked while letting Sixi pinch my shoulders and back: "After all, he grew up with me, so this gift must be prepared." good."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will go to your small treasury to choose it myself, and you will be satisfied."

Immediately my heart was filled: "You, what did you choose?" My little treasury!Going bankrupt again!

"The gift list is right here, why don't you take a look?" Sixi made a gesture to get the gift list, but I immediately stopped him. I was already very distressed, but I still didn't read it. I was afraid that if I did something It's really embarrassing to come here.

Sixi loosened her bun for me, and said in a low voice: "It's interesting to say, I grew up with you since I was a child, and it's been so many years that your little treasury is still not full, and I don't know when it will be full." .”

I: "..." Sixi, what do you mean by this?Are you mocking me?Are you serious Sixi?Be careful I will deduct your money!

"Yesterday, Mr. Tao also said that the small treasury will be filled for you soon."

I pricked up my ears: "Did he really say that?"

"That's natural."

I quietly activated my mind-reading skills, um, Sixi really didn't lie to me, but what does it mean to sympathize with me?So what if my little treasury is not full?If you can't fill it, it's also a small treasury!

Sixi is really annoying!

I feel that my small coffers may really not be full of QAQ.

Ah, peace and prosperity!

Ah, I am so free!

The noisy little sister Xiu'er who can pierce the sky and the little princess Elizabeth are watched by the little brother Yan'er, and the bastard Tao is also busy tossing around and has no time to bother me. I really have a little free time.

Ah, there is too much free time, I feel a little bit of emptiness inexplicably.

"Sixi, when will Yan'er and the others finish class?" I think it's time to comfort the little brother, after all it's not easy to look after children.

"Return to Your Majesty, today is the old lady giving a lecture, I'm afraid I won't be free today."

I:"……"

"Where's Tao bastard?" After so long, the matter should be over.

"Return to Your Majesty, Little General Tao was invited by Mr. Chen today."

I was surprised: "Master Chen, what are you doing?"

"I heard that Mr. Chen's grandson is very obedient now and knows that he has entered school. Mr. Chen thinks that this is all due to General Tao, so he specially invited him to visit Chen's residence."

I: "..." So my credit is gone, right?

I'm so angry!

I decided to hate bastard Tao for three days first!

The author has something to say:

I went to another place on the weekend, climbed a hill, and was exhausted/(ㄒoㄒ)/

I started to practice the car today, I went out at [-] o'clock in the morning, and came back at [-] o'clock in the afternoon. If there is no accident, I can only update it at night. If the daily update is not available, try to update it every other day, okay

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