I have a little secret

"Kneel down, don't move around!" I poked Xue Congzheng who was kneeling on the cushion with a small stick, "When have you recited it and when can you sit down?"

Xue Congzheng, who was forced by me to endorse the book, was about to cry: "I, I really can't memorize it... If I really have that brain, I won't be a dude..."

I can't wait to roll my eyes, this person is quite self-aware, but I don't care about you.

"There are three days left to arrive in the capital. If you have passed the recitation, I will not go to your father, otherwise, hehe..." After eating a piece of candied fruit, I watched Xue Cong staring at the food on the small square table, drooling: "If you Behave well, eat and drink as you please, if you continue like this, then you can eat corn bread in the future."

Xue Cong was sniffling: "It's fine...but can you go to my father? You were supposed to be recuperating in the palace, how could you meet me on the way?"

"This is something I should consider. It has nothing to do with you. You can just endorse it honestly." This is not a big problem at all, and I didn't take it to heart: "Don't always find reasons to delay time. I told you, don't worry about your affairs, just take care of yourself."

Xue Congzheng looked hopeless, I leaned on the cushion, and let out a sigh of satisfaction. I thought I had nothing to do on the way back for a long time, but I didn't expect this dude to bump into him, and he was delivered to the door. Funny, I feel panicked.

With the presence of Xue Congzheng, life in the carriage is not so difficult.But I finally recognized Xue Congzheng's true face while I was leisurely. This dandy is a very pure dandy, who doesn't have the brains to learn to memorize at all. He didn't even memorize a chapter of the book along the way, and I will be punished by him stunned by his stupidity.

The brainless Xue Congzheng was still crying and complaining: "I told you a long time ago that I am not an endorsement material, why don't you believe me?"

I made a confused face: "I thought you were humble... I didn't expect you to be so stupid. My son-in-law is a smart person. Although my aunt is not smart, she is not stupid either. How come you are so stupid that there is no cure?"

Xue Congzheng: "...Your Majesty, can you stop being so direct?"

"I will never say that Yan'er and Xiu'er are stupid from now on, they are simply geniuses compared to you." I looked at Xue Congzheng with a troubled expression: "I misread you, you just have a smart face. .”

Xue Congzheng: "..."

My enthusiasm was wasted like this, which made me want to slap Xue Congzheng's face that was always dangling in front of me all the time.

Just when my hands were itching and couldn't help but want to get started, the capital arrived.

I left the palace in a low-key way, and I will definitely return to the palace in a low-key manner, so Xue Congzheng, who was intercepted by me on the way, came in handy.

Xue Cong is a relative of the emperor, and it is not a conspicuous thing to enter the palace occasionally to ask for peace, so I used his name to enter the palace.After entering the palace, with the cooperation of my father, queen and queen, I went back to the palace very easily, took a bath and changed clothes, and I became the emperor of great signs.

"Hey, the taste of recovery is good." Zhen pretended to say.

"Naughty." The queen mother tapped Zhen's forehead angrily: "Let me see, is the emperor thin? I heard that you were sick before, and the queen mother will be frightened."

I jumped twice, and said: "The baby is fine, it's normal to catch a cold and have a fever, and the queen mother doesn't need to worry." After speaking, I couldn't stop talking, and told the story of the assassin I met before, and looked at the mother by the way. With a discolored face, I wish I could sew my mouth shut.

"You met an assassin? Why didn't anyone tell me?" The queen mother was angry and anxious, her eyes were red: "Really, this is not allowed in the future."

I coaxed people bitterly: "Isn't it okay, baby? Blame me, blame me, mother, please don't be angry, if you get angry, father will definitely beat me again."

"You deserve to be beaten!"

I: "Yes, yes, the child deserves to be spanked, should be spanked..." Who else can be more cowardly than me?Who else can be more pitiful than me?Even though he did something serious, he still got scolded and beaten?I should be crying, okay? !

The matter is not over yet.

After coaxing the mother, there are the little emperor brother and the little emperor sister.

The younger brother is older, more or less aware of something, so he is aware of my long absence, and I don't need to coax him.But little Huangmei can't do it anymore. She is so young and has a single mind. She really thought that I had a serious illness for not showing up for such a long time. As soon as she saw me, she hugged me and started crying. She was so pitiful. My heart was crushed She cried softly.

"Brother, brother, you scared me to death..." The little imperial girl threw herself into my arms and cried loudly: "Before, my father, mother, queen, and the imperial doctor didn't allow me to see you, they were necrotic... Woo..."

I comforted her along her back: "It's okay, it's okay, Brother Huang, take care of me, is it okay if Xiu'er stops crying?"

"No!" The little imperial girl sobbed loudly: "Emperor brother is also bad, you made me cry, and you have to make it up to me, brother!"

Zhen: "...Okay, what does Xiu'er want? I'll give it to you, Brother Huang." My heart is bleeding!

"I'm going to choose from your private bank!" Little Huangmei made a further request.

After all, I was wronged first, so even though my heart was bleeding all over the place at this time, I still agreed, the eyes of the little emperor next to me lit up, I covered my chest, and said weakly: "Yan'er also go together , I will give you all the emperor brothers you like."

Little Huangmei stopped crying, little Huangdi cheered, and it was Zhen who cried.

I like baby!

My little coffers that can never be filled!

When will you come back Tao bastard, I need you QAQ

The news from the Northwest keeps coming, and occasionally there are private letters sent to me by Youtao bastard.

Jiang Zixiu is indeed a great talent. Under the deterrence of the army and Jiang Zixiu's arrangement, the matter in the Northwest was resolved smoothly. After all, the Turks were the first to pick things up, and this time it was unreasonable, so they could only hold their noses and swallow the bitter fruit. Going down, reluctantly lost money.

However, so what if the silver comes back, the dead can never come back to life.

However, things in the northwest are always over.

The days without bastard Tao actually passed quite slowly. To be honest, I miss him.

Counting from the day when the incident happened in the Northwest, the rest of my time after dealing with political affairs was spent in the bastard thinking about Tao.I was counting with my fingers when he would come back, and Sixi said that I seemed to be possessed by a demon.

Of course I refuted Sixi's statement, why would I be so obsessed with Tao bastard?I just miss him according to the normal procedure, it should be Tao bastard who is obsessed!

Sixi's expression is indescribable, I'm totally not interested in seeing what he's thinking, forget it, let him think, I'm too lazy to bother.

Time slipped away little by little like this, I had been looking forward to it for a long time, but bastard Tao just didn't come back.

I have delivered all the news that should be delivered, and Tao bastard also wrote to me saying that he will come back after a while.

Oh.

what ever.

Ha ha ha.

I understand it all, but I still have a little heartache. The relationship between monarchs and ministers in different places is really difficult.

Maybe it's because my low profile is too high-profile, and my father who has been laughing at me has come to chat with me, but I don't want to listen to it.

Royal father is passionate, but I am expressionless.

Royal father: "...you little brat, can you still do it?"

I: "Oh."

"Bear boy, I will really beat you up!"

Seeing my father jumping, I said helplessly: "Father, the child is fine, can't you let the child stay in peace?" I want to think about my partner quietly, why do you bother me?My job is done, so I can't be a little free.

How annoying!

My father was driven away by my anger, and my world was finally quiet.

I scratched my cheeks and started to think about my partner every day.

…………

When Tao bastard touched the gate of the capital city, it was already hot in Beijing. The pregnant queen mother was especially afraid of the heat. His father took her to the outskirts of the city to escape the summer heat a few days ago, and only Xiaohuang and I were left in the palace. Brother, little sister.

After eating a peach, I took a shower, and then changed into a dragon robe at Sixi's urging, and waited for Jiang Zixiu and Tao bastard to enter the palace to report back.

They came very quickly and responded even faster. After a total of half an hour, the matter was over.

I am very satisfied with this. After all, what was said in the previous letter is very clear, and this report is just to repeat it.

At the end, Jiang Zixiu said suddenly: "Speaking of which, there is one thing I have to thank Your Majesty for."

I blinked: "What's the matter?"

Jiang Zixiu said with a smile: "I have already made an engagement with Miss Li, and we will get married when she passes her filial piety, so I have to thank Your Majesty."

I was confused: "...What? Who?"

Tao bastard reminded me: "Green beads."

As soon as he mentioned Luzhu, I remembered, isn't Miss Li the unfavored eldest daughter of Li Yankuo's family who was beheaded?I had already put that matter behind me at the beginning, and I didn't expect such a thing to happen later, this is also fate.

So I said happily: "That's right, I didn't expect you to go to the Northwest and settle your lifelong affairs, my love, don't forget my glass of wine on your wedding day."

Jiang Zixiu hurriedly saluted: "I will never forget." After a pause, he glanced at me again, and said, "I have finished talking, so I will leave."

I waved my hand: "Go, go, go back and have a good rest, I will give you five days off."

Jiang Zixiu retired, apart from Sixi and the others in the palace, there were only Zhen and Tao bastards.

Tao bastard looked at me with a smile, I took a breath, controlled myself not to rush towards him, and said: "Go and wash up first, I will have someone prepare food, and we will talk about it after you have enough rest."

Tao bastard still had that smiling face, and nodded: "It's all up to you."

I wanted to say a lot before, but when I really saw someone, I held back what I wanted to say. I just wanted to look at him, and I didn't want to say a word.

Tao bastard takes a shower very quickly, and eats quickly, Hulu Hulu, before I can react, he finished eating, wiped his mouth, and looked at me with a smirk.

Sixi brought Xiaoshi soup and honey water, and went down quietly.

At this moment, there are only Zhen and Tao bastards in the room.

Tao bastard sat there, opened his arms towards me, and said cheerfully, "Would you like to give me a hug?"

"don't want!"

I rejected him viciously, and then I couldn't control myself to raise my foot and rushed over. With my last step, my left foot tripped over my right foot, and I fell into his arms abruptly.

"Miss me so much..." Tao bastard locked me firmly in his arms, and I couldn't move. At this time, his voice sounded particularly unbearable, and I bit his neck: "Who misses you?" ?”

"I missed you, Your Majesty." The bastard Tao held Zhen's waist and directly stuck me on his lap.

I looked at him condescendingly, and blinked: "Because you miss me so much, do you want to kiss me?"

"One is definitely not enough." Tao bastard tried to bargain: "At least dozens, don't you think?"

I snorted: "You are so beautiful..." The last words disappeared between my lips and his. As a good emperor, I must take the initiative!

I don't know how long I've been kissing that bastard Tao, but I just feel as if I'm going to melt into his arms, and when I'm almost out of breath, I struggle to push him away: "Enough, enough..."

Tao bastard's eyes sparkled: "This is the first one."

Pooh!God the first one!

I can't use any strength on my waist, so I can only raise my hand to pinch his face, and said viciously: "You are the best one, there is no one behind."

Tao bastard put one hand on my dragon's butt, pressed me to grind on his leg, and I could clearly feel a hot thing pressing against my ass.

I:"……"

I:"…………"

I:"………………"

"I can't hold it anymore, what should I do?" Tao bastard came over and acted like a baby to me.

My strength returned in an instant, my waist didn't soften, and my face didn't turn red. I pinched him and said angrily: "What should I do? Cut it off! I will help you!"

Tao bastard laughed: "What will you do if you are really cut off?"

"I have it!" Although not as big as yours, "you can enjoy it when I am here, bastard Tao. Don't worry, I will not treat you badly."

Tao bastard looked at me, and I looked at him, and then I saw him laughing wildly, really laughing wildly, without any discount.

Zhen: "..." No, bastard Tao, what do you mean by laughing like that?Tell me, what do you mean!

I am angry!

Tao bastard couldn't hold back his laughter, I broke away from his hand, and was about to jump angrily: "Get out of the palace, I don't want to see you!"

"Cough..." Tao bastard barely held back his laughter, got up and ran to me with a brisk stride, and hugged me again: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, you don't remember villains, don't be angry, okay?" ?”

Zhen who was strangled by the waist and hung in the air: "Hehe..."

"Let's have a good talk, shall we?" The bastard Tao put me on the table, with the tip of his nose pressed against my nose and continued to act coquettishly: "I asked you especially before, do you miss me?"

I squinted my eyes: "Want to know?"

Tao bastard nodded.

I sneered: "Get rid of that thing of yours first, and then we can talk about it." The untidy thing is standing upright against me, I don't feel well, okay!

Tao bastard is very innocent: "I can't control it, what should I do? How about you help me?"

I: "...Then let's cut it off!"

Tao bastard let go of me, and laughed again.

I'm a little confused and upset, laughing, laughing?This man is really annoying!

"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble." Tao bastard wiped his face after laughing enough: "I haven't seen you for a long time, I want to talk to you now."

I rolled my eyes at him: "Who wants to make trouble?" I just wanted to talk, who ruined the atmosphere?Damn retarded!

I feel that I was thinking for nothing before, why don't I change my partner?

"Let's not talk about it, you should go back to the mansion first, your parents are probably waiting too anxiously." I started to chase people away, I was afraid that if I continued to get along with him, I would really castrate him.

Tao bastard looked at the sky, and said, "Okay, I'll come back tomorrow."

I waved my hand: "Kneel down."

Tao bastard really knelt down, especially cooperative.

I: "..." It's not the time for you to cooperate, big brother!

When Tao bastard came back, my heart that had been in mid-air fell down, and the matter in the northwest was settled, so I didn't have anything to worry about.

"Brother Huang, is General Tao Zi here?" Little Huangmei came in with short legs: "Where is he? Where is he?"

I caught the small cannonball and said: "You are late, he has already left, what do you want him for?"

Little Huangmei looked disappointed: "I want to ask General Taozi about the northwest side."

"I'll talk to you when he's free." I pinched the tip of her nose: "Go and tell the girl of the Feng family to let her go out of the palace and return to Tao Mansion earlier. Jing Hong is back, and Tao Mansion must It's lively."

Little Huangmei nodded: "Well, will the palace be lively?"

"Yes." Northwest is fine this time, Jiang Zixiu and others have made great contributions, the palace should be lively, and the Feng family's contribution this time is not small, and I want to reward it.

As long as there is excitement, the little queen is happy.

Seeing her happily running away, I breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly remembered that bastard again.

I'm really worthless!

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I'm home these days, it's inconvenient, sorry