I have a little secret

"It's gone, it's gone..." Zhen's heart was as dead as ashes, and he lay motionless on the dragon couch, all the strength in his body disappeared along with the treasure being carried away.

Sixi coughed lightly, and said, "Your Majesty, didn't the Emperor send you another treasure? In addition to the gift from General Tao, you haven't lost much in your treasury."

"Sixi, you don't understand..." Father and the others sent me what I deserved after a year of hard work, but what I was forced to send away was a real loss!Those are treasures that I have been saving for years and years, and I am reluctant to touch or use them!

"Well, Sixi, I want to cry..." My heart was so congested that I couldn't add it.

Sixi hurriedly said: "Today is New Year's Eve, Your Majesty must not cry, it would be bad if people saw it."

woo~

Even grievances are not allowed, I am desperate for this cruel and merciless world!

In a low mood, I put on new clothes under Sixi's service, and as soon as I got dressed, my little brother and little sister came together hand in hand.

The little Huangmei chirped: "Brother Huang, do you think me and the second brother look good like this? I really like the new clothes made by the queen mother."

I: "..." Don't laugh, definitely don't laugh!Even if you can't hold it anymore, you have to turn around and smile secretly!

"Hahahahaha..." I didn't answer the question of the little emperor, turned my back to the two of them and laughed wildly, the queen mother is really good, she dressed the white and beautiful prince and princess into two dyed girls. Colored fat buns... buns...

I bent over with a smile, thinking that the next year's laughter will be finished today.

The little emperor looked unfriendly, pulled his clothes and complained: "I just said it doesn't look good, Xiu Er, you can wear it by yourself, and you still have to wear it with me. Now it's fine, I was laughed at by brother Huang."

Little Huangmei blinked, and said disdainfully: "One of you doesn't like it, and the other laughs at us. If you have the ability to say it in front of the queen mother, go laughing?"

When I heard the words, I immediately stopped laughing, rubbed my face and turned to look at Little Huangmei, my God, when did Little Huangmei become so sharp?

The little emperor was also discouraged, and said, "Well, I think what the queen mother did is quite, quite novel." Whether it is young or not, it is still impossible to tell lies about praise.

I cleared my throat, patted my little brother to show him to learn from me, and then seriously praised: "I think you two are very nice and cute in your clothes, and your mother's craftsmanship has improved again, which is awesome!"

Little Emperor: "..."

I don't need to read my mind to know what little brother is thinking, the surprised expression on his chubby face is too obvious, um, I know that you admire me in your heart without saying it, obediently bow down under my dragon robe !

"Brother Huang, do you know that you are so shameless, Queen Mother?" The little Huangmei said with a look of disgust, "I don't want to talk anymore, and I feel that I will lose IQ if I talk about it."

Zhen: "..." I always feel that the only person in the palace who has increased IQ this year is the little queen!

The New Year's Eve banquet in the palace, to put it bluntly, is what it is. Although there are new tricks every year, I have seen enough. If it weren't for the new dishes developed by the imperial chef, I would have gone back to sleep early.

I yawned while drinking, and watched the singing and dancing offstage with tears in my eyes. Well, where is Tao bastard sitting?

"Your Majesty, His Majesty just glared at you, you should be more energetic." Sixi stepped forward to pour wine for me, and whispered: "Although the people below are far away and cannot be seen, if His Majesty marks it down, you are afraid It's going to be bad luck again."

I blinked my eyes, suppressed the rising sleepiness and tears, and managed to cheer myself up. What Sixi said was right, my father is very fond of holding grudges. I think he must have a small notebook dedicated to remembering my mistakes. I think about it from time to time. I tortured me once when I got up, and I felt that I could grow up without looking crooked, thanks to my firm will.

After two rounds of drinking, and after my father finished his bureaucratic accent and continued to watch the show, I finally found Tao bastard among the crowd of people in the distance—a white, young and good-looking guy among a bunch of dark generals Tao bastard.

I am afraid of comparison in everything. I used to despise Tao bastard for being ugly, but now I just see that my eyes are lame. Obviously my family's Tao bastard is so tall, mighty, handsome and unrestrained. I am a hero with insight.

I temporarily forgot the sadness that the small treasury would never be filled, and couldn't help showing a smile when I stared at the bastard Tao: the bastard Tao who was drinking, the bastard Tao who was talking, the bastard Tao who was laughing... Oh, there are so many bastards Tao.

"Your Majesty, you can't drink anymore. If you drink any more, you'll be drunk." Sixi quietly replaced the wine in my wine glass with water: "The Imperial Dining Room has already prepared wine soup, and I'll serve you a bowl."

I smiled and said: "Sixi, I'm not drunk, I'm awake, I just don't want to move." It's just that this posture can keep staring at the bastard Tao.

I didn't hear what Sixi said after that, because bastard Tao also looked at me, and he raised his glass to me with a smile, and I smiled back at him, raised the wine glass and drank.

I: "..." The water is so bad, I want to drink.

At the end of the palace banquet, I became sober instead. The bowl of hangover soup that Sixi coaxed me to drink down was very effective. I think I can drink three more bowls now.

The younger brother and the younger sister took a sip of wine secretly, and now one is so sleepy that he fell asleep, and the other is tired of me and won't let go, even if the emperor can coax her.

I hugged my little brother who was so coquettish and shameless, and said helplessly: "Father and queen, Yan'er will sleep with the baby tonight, so I don't need to get up early tomorrow."

The father hugged the little emperor's sister, and the queen mother said: "That's fine, it's rare to see Yan'er being so clingy, you have to make fun of him when he wakes up tomorrow."

I lighted a candle for the poor little emperor in my heart, well, I really don't expect him to behave tomorrow when he wakes up!

The little emperor eats so well, and his body is very pleasing. After walking for a while, I was out of breath, so I had to get on the dragon chariot.

"You little fat man..." I patted my little emperor's butt: "I can't let you eat too much in the future, I can't even hug her."

The dizzy little brother twisted his buttocks and rubbed against me, muttering: "I'm not fat, it's because my brother's strength is too weak..."

"You talk back even when you're drunk?" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and rubbed his butt again, not to mention, it feels comfortable to the touch when there is more flesh.

Back in the bedroom, the little emperor finally let go, and ordered the maid to undress and wash his face, I wiped my sweat with a handkerchief, and exhaled.

"Your Majesty, General Tao asked me to bring this to you before the palace banquet." Sixi took out a box inlaid with jewels and handed it to me. The box was not small. I looked at Sixi and said puzzledly: "Where did you get it?"

Sixi smiled and said nothing, I realized, who doesn't have a little secret?Who doesn't have a special function?

After everything was cleaned up, Sixi took the maid to leave, and I covered the little emperor with a quilt, and sat aside to study the box.

Not too big and not too small, the gems inlaid are very valuable, um, it suits my heart.

Opening the box, I was silent.

There are two clay puppets inside, one has a circle drawn under it that should be a peach, and the other has a zigzag line drawn under it, um, maybe a snake.

I am speechless, what the hell is this ugly, yellow clay puppet with a silly smile?This is me?You tell me this is me?

I opened the letter with a dark face and a little fragrance, the words on it cleared my confusion, there is nothing wrong with it, this ugly thing was made by Tao bastard himself.

Although it was done by myself, it was too ugly. I stuffed the letter back, and the faint fragrance lingering at the tip of my nose reminded me of what the bastard Tao did.Playing with two ugly clay puppets, I couldn't help laughing out loud, this guy, can he even play romance with me?

Resisting the urge to return the product, I put the clay doll back into the box, touched the large and beautiful gemstones outside the box, and thought to myself that it would be better to just give me the gemstones. I am a rough guy and don't need romance.

For the sake of the box, I decided not to settle the score with Tao bastard.

The next morning, I was shaken awake, and in a daze I heard the excited voice of my little brother: "Brother, brother, Gong Xi Fa Cai, good luck, here is the red envelope."

I woke up in an instant, and said, "Didn't the red envelope be given to you earlier?"

"It doesn't count, I made an agreement with Xiu'er, whoever is the first to pay New Year's greetings on the first day of the new year will get another red envelope!" The little emperor explained excitedly.

I: "..." Have you discussed the things you agreed with me?So this is the truth that you slept with me last night? !Little brother, you are so cunning!

I decided to take back my foreword. Apart from my little sister and my little brother, I seem to be the only one who stands still!

Sad, want to cry.

There are many routines in the palace, I want to strike! ! !

The author has something to say:

I'm exhausted from the trip home, and I will continue to practice driving next week. I have already made an appointment for the second exam, and now I am getting nervous...

Thank you girl for the nutrient solution, but I can’t see which girl gave it to the fat man in the backstage, so what~

Ask for claws (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

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