I have a little secret
Chapter 16 I Seem to be the Stupidest
Tao bastard is tall and has long legs, he walked up to me in two or three steps, with a smile on his face like a flower, he bent down and whispered to me, "Why did you leave the palace?"
Looking at his face, my hands were itchy, and I answered him in a low voice angrily: "Why, do I need your permission to leave the palace? Or are you afraid that I will disturb you?" Humph hum, while I'm not around Just tease the girl and cut off your third leg!
"Thinking about it again? I want to be with you." Tao bastard said with a smile: "If I had known that you were leaving the palace, I would not have brought someone out at my mother's advice."
I squinted at him: "Be honest."
But before Tao bastard explained it clearly, the little imperial sister happily ran over holding the girl's hand: "Big brother and second brother, look, you are a chivalrous girl~"
chivalrous woman?What the hell?
I saw the very ladylike girl bowed her hands towards me and said, "Young master, I'm writing to Feng Yushu. It's the first time we meet, please give me your advice."
I: "..." I may have been blinded by seeing a fake girl before.
Tao bastard then introduced: "Yu Shu is the cousin of my aunt's family."
Um?aunt?Why didn't I know my mother-in-law and sisters?Yes, I investigated my father-in-law and mother-in-law carefully, um, I didn't find that my mother-in-law has a sister at all.
I was a little curious, but I also knew that the street was not a good place to talk, so I took people to Taibaiju. Well, I definitely didn't go there for the drunken chickens in Taibaiju!Absolutely not!
Feng Yushu is a girl who behaves like a man. From what she said, her mother thought she was too ungentle and ungirly, so she was forced to come to the capital to be trained by my mother-in-law.
Yes, press it, use eight masters to press it!
Immediately, I cast admiring gazes on this Feng Yushu, and reaffirmed once again that the reluctance of the girl I saw before looking at Tao bastard was an illusion.
It was the first time for Xiaohuangmei to meet such a person, so she was very curious about Feng Yushu, and asked incessantly: "I heard that chivalrous women are very powerful, so can you break a big tree with one kick? Can you break it with one jump?" Can you jump on the roof?" The previous question is normal, but the latter is like this: "Can you fly? Can you fight cattle across mountains? Can you float on water? Can..."
I can't wait to cover my ears, the little queen is so noisy, even the drunken chickens in Taibaiju can't ease my depressed mood.
Facing such a rambunctious little queen, Feng Yushu was very patient: "I can kick a big tree as thick as a person's arms, but it will hurt; I can also jump on the roof, but if it's Taibaiju, I won't be able to jump on it." "I can't fly, I can't fight cattle across mountains, and I can't float on water, but if there is a zip line, I can take you out of Taibaiju from here."
"Wow, Sister Yushu, you are so amazing~" Little Huangmei's eyes started to shoot stars, and she wanted to stick to her body, I didn't even see it.
Also, little queen, as a princess, can you recognize your sister casually?
The little brother, who kept looking at the delicious food, couldn't help but nodded at this time, calm as I looked at it and started to applaud in my heart, it's really amazing, I don't envy it at all!snort!
"Your Majesty, in fact, I'm also very good." Tao bastard picked up a chopstick for me, leaned over and said, "I'm much better than my cousin, really, I won't lie to you."
I looked at him suspiciously: "Can you use the zip line to fly me?"
"It should be possible, I haven't tried it." Tao bastard blinked: "But if Your Majesty wants to play, I can take you to try."
I was a little moved, so I said in a lower voice: "Then you take me to play some other day." You must not let the father, the queen, the queen, and the little brother and little sister know!
"it is good."
Tao bastard's voice is too gentle, and his smile is rare and kind of nice. I have been teased one by one, and there is an old rabbit bumping around in my heart.
"Big Brother and Second Brother, Sister Yushu said that she can teach me martial arts." The overjoyed little Huangmei said on Feng Yushu's body: "In the future, I will also be able to fly to the sky and escape from the earth."
I looked at her with a bit of a headache, this girl has not yet practiced martial arts and can make the palace uneasy, if she really learns martial arts, will the palace have to be demolished?
At this moment, little emperor brother gnawed on the chicken wings and said slowly: "Xiu'er, do you think parents will agree?"
My eyes lit up, that's right, my father and queen mother would definitely not agree, they just couldn't bear the pain and suffering of the little queen, even though the little queen has a heart of "endless life, endless struggle".
At this time, Feng Yushu said proudly: "My mother didn't agree at the beginning, but my father agreed, and my father said that girls should learn kung fu, so that you will not be afraid to travel all over the world. As long as your fists are strong enough, No one dares to bully you."
Little Huangmei looked taught, and I suddenly felt bad, whether it is learning martial arts or traveling all over the world, this should not be the way of Little Huangmei.
"Xiu'er, you have to remember that we will never talk about things that can be solved with fists." Feng Yushu continued to instill fallacies in the little queen, and I can already predict the mixed doubles between father and mother after returning to the palace.
I just went out of the palace once, and I misled the little princess, I want to cry.
Who did I provoke!
It's all the bastard Tao's fault!
That's right, that's how I can throw the pot away!
I only ate half of the drunken chicken, and I couldn't eat it anymore. I hurried back to the palace with my little brother and sister. I was very afraid that my little brother would betray me if I continued to get along with that girl Feng.
Tao bastard ordered the guard maid to send Feng Yushu back to Tao Mansion, while he himself followed me into the palace.
"What are you doing in the palace?" I said angrily, a trip out of the palace ended halfway like this, I haven't had enough fun yet!
Tao bastard said seriously: "Your Majesty, do you know what I see in your eyes?"
I blinked: "What?" Eye shit?
"Longing!" Tao bastard began to fool around: "Now you really want me to enter the palace with you, you really want me to accompany you, don't you?"
I: "..." Guessing eyeballs, I really don't understand his tricks!
The little brother yawned next to him to remind me of his existence: "Brother Huang, I took Xiu'er back to sleep. I am so sleepy. Going out to play is really more tiring than going to class with the Taifu, especially going out with Xiu'er. With this I have written ten chapters on spiritual strategies.”
I seem to see two big characters slowly rising from the top of the little emperor's head: Xue Shen!
"I'm not sleepy! If you're sleepy, second brother, go to sleep by yourself." The despised little princess didn't notice the little brother's ridicule at all, and she wanted to tell her father and mother about today with great interest. By the way, let me express my strong desire to practice martial arts!
I don't need mind-reading skills at all to see through the little queen's thoughts!
I suddenly recalled the horrible memory of being held down by my father and beating the dragon's ass when I was a child!
I'm sixteen, I'm still the emperor, I don't want to be spanked!
Just when I was indulging in panic and couldn't extricate myself, Tao bastard said: "I don't know if the empress dowager will have time to see me, but I actually want to ask my empress for help."
Just when I was about to refuse, I heard the little imperial sister say: "At this time, the queen mother should have had enough sleep and have a snack. There must be time. General Taozi, let's go."
I:"……"
What else can I say, my adopted sister wants to admit it even when she cries!
If you don't want Little Huangmei to talk, there is only one way to stop her mouth, but I can't do this, so I can only let her tell the story of today's experience.
"Mother, sister Yushu is so powerful, do you think I can be like her?" In the end, the little queen still said the words that made me feel desperate.
The queen mother glanced at me lightly, really just lightly, and then said softly to the little imperial sister: "Why does Xiu'er want to practice martial arts? You must know that practicing martial arts is very tiring."
I hurriedly said: "That's right, there are also martial arts masters in the palace, don't you want to learn anything, Xiu'er?"
"Master Wu is not as good as Sister Yushu," Little Huangmei replied, "And Sister Yushu is so beautiful, it must be because of her martial arts."
I: "..." Little Huangmei, I really didn't expect you to be a face-controller.
The little queen's words didn't stop: "Mother, I will definitely go to England to find Bai Bai in the future. If I am beautiful and powerful, no one will dare to mess with me there."
The queen mother glanced over lightly again, but I felt a stinging coldness hit, my whole heart was about to freeze, and I couldn't help leaning closer to Tao bastard.
"Does Xiu'er want to go to England?" The queen mother asked, and when she got a positive answer from the little queen, she smiled and said: "But if Xiu'er goes to England, she will not see her father and queen for a long, long time." Now, so Xiuer will go too?"
Little Huangmei nodded with great certainty: "I'm going, Queen Mother, I want to go out to see the great rivers and mountains of Dazhao for Brother Huang, and I also want to go overseas to see, I want to go to all the places I can go! "
Little Huangmei's ambition is too lofty, and I will be moved, and I feel that the queen mother may not be able to hold on anymore.
Sure enough, the queen mother said: "Xiu'er's idea is very good, the queen mother has promised you."
The little imperial girl cheered happily, and the queen mother smiled before looking at Zhen and Tao bastards and said, "I just wonder if Miss Feng can come to teach Xiu'er conveniently?"
I poked the bastard Tao and signaled him to answer the queen mother's question.
Tao bastard grabbed my hand, interlocked his fingers, and then smiled and replied: "This is the reason why I entered the palace. Yu Shu has practiced martial arts since childhood and has a straightforward temper. It's just that my aunt thinks that she is getting older. It's not easy to marry if this continues, so I asked Chen's mother to teach her. It's just that Chen's mother felt that it was not easy to suppress Yushu's nature, so I wanted to ask my mother for help. See if you have a nanny by your side to teach Yushu. "
Huh huh huh huh?
I held back the shyness of interlocking fingers with Tao bastard, and looked at him in surprise, this man is really smart!This method kills two birds with one stone, and it can save me from fire and water, it couldn't be better!
I think I like Tao bastard a little bit more.
Really just a little bit!
The author has something to say:
he he he he he
Looking at his face, my hands were itchy, and I answered him in a low voice angrily: "Why, do I need your permission to leave the palace? Or are you afraid that I will disturb you?" Humph hum, while I'm not around Just tease the girl and cut off your third leg!
"Thinking about it again? I want to be with you." Tao bastard said with a smile: "If I had known that you were leaving the palace, I would not have brought someone out at my mother's advice."
I squinted at him: "Be honest."
But before Tao bastard explained it clearly, the little imperial sister happily ran over holding the girl's hand: "Big brother and second brother, look, you are a chivalrous girl~"
chivalrous woman?What the hell?
I saw the very ladylike girl bowed her hands towards me and said, "Young master, I'm writing to Feng Yushu. It's the first time we meet, please give me your advice."
I: "..." I may have been blinded by seeing a fake girl before.
Tao bastard then introduced: "Yu Shu is the cousin of my aunt's family."
Um?aunt?Why didn't I know my mother-in-law and sisters?Yes, I investigated my father-in-law and mother-in-law carefully, um, I didn't find that my mother-in-law has a sister at all.
I was a little curious, but I also knew that the street was not a good place to talk, so I took people to Taibaiju. Well, I definitely didn't go there for the drunken chickens in Taibaiju!Absolutely not!
Feng Yushu is a girl who behaves like a man. From what she said, her mother thought she was too ungentle and ungirly, so she was forced to come to the capital to be trained by my mother-in-law.
Yes, press it, use eight masters to press it!
Immediately, I cast admiring gazes on this Feng Yushu, and reaffirmed once again that the reluctance of the girl I saw before looking at Tao bastard was an illusion.
It was the first time for Xiaohuangmei to meet such a person, so she was very curious about Feng Yushu, and asked incessantly: "I heard that chivalrous women are very powerful, so can you break a big tree with one kick? Can you break it with one jump?" Can you jump on the roof?" The previous question is normal, but the latter is like this: "Can you fly? Can you fight cattle across mountains? Can you float on water? Can..."
I can't wait to cover my ears, the little queen is so noisy, even the drunken chickens in Taibaiju can't ease my depressed mood.
Facing such a rambunctious little queen, Feng Yushu was very patient: "I can kick a big tree as thick as a person's arms, but it will hurt; I can also jump on the roof, but if it's Taibaiju, I won't be able to jump on it." "I can't fly, I can't fight cattle across mountains, and I can't float on water, but if there is a zip line, I can take you out of Taibaiju from here."
"Wow, Sister Yushu, you are so amazing~" Little Huangmei's eyes started to shoot stars, and she wanted to stick to her body, I didn't even see it.
Also, little queen, as a princess, can you recognize your sister casually?
The little brother, who kept looking at the delicious food, couldn't help but nodded at this time, calm as I looked at it and started to applaud in my heart, it's really amazing, I don't envy it at all!snort!
"Your Majesty, in fact, I'm also very good." Tao bastard picked up a chopstick for me, leaned over and said, "I'm much better than my cousin, really, I won't lie to you."
I looked at him suspiciously: "Can you use the zip line to fly me?"
"It should be possible, I haven't tried it." Tao bastard blinked: "But if Your Majesty wants to play, I can take you to try."
I was a little moved, so I said in a lower voice: "Then you take me to play some other day." You must not let the father, the queen, the queen, and the little brother and little sister know!
"it is good."
Tao bastard's voice is too gentle, and his smile is rare and kind of nice. I have been teased one by one, and there is an old rabbit bumping around in my heart.
"Big Brother and Second Brother, Sister Yushu said that she can teach me martial arts." The overjoyed little Huangmei said on Feng Yushu's body: "In the future, I will also be able to fly to the sky and escape from the earth."
I looked at her with a bit of a headache, this girl has not yet practiced martial arts and can make the palace uneasy, if she really learns martial arts, will the palace have to be demolished?
At this moment, little emperor brother gnawed on the chicken wings and said slowly: "Xiu'er, do you think parents will agree?"
My eyes lit up, that's right, my father and queen mother would definitely not agree, they just couldn't bear the pain and suffering of the little queen, even though the little queen has a heart of "endless life, endless struggle".
At this time, Feng Yushu said proudly: "My mother didn't agree at the beginning, but my father agreed, and my father said that girls should learn kung fu, so that you will not be afraid to travel all over the world. As long as your fists are strong enough, No one dares to bully you."
Little Huangmei looked taught, and I suddenly felt bad, whether it is learning martial arts or traveling all over the world, this should not be the way of Little Huangmei.
"Xiu'er, you have to remember that we will never talk about things that can be solved with fists." Feng Yushu continued to instill fallacies in the little queen, and I can already predict the mixed doubles between father and mother after returning to the palace.
I just went out of the palace once, and I misled the little princess, I want to cry.
Who did I provoke!
It's all the bastard Tao's fault!
That's right, that's how I can throw the pot away!
I only ate half of the drunken chicken, and I couldn't eat it anymore. I hurried back to the palace with my little brother and sister. I was very afraid that my little brother would betray me if I continued to get along with that girl Feng.
Tao bastard ordered the guard maid to send Feng Yushu back to Tao Mansion, while he himself followed me into the palace.
"What are you doing in the palace?" I said angrily, a trip out of the palace ended halfway like this, I haven't had enough fun yet!
Tao bastard said seriously: "Your Majesty, do you know what I see in your eyes?"
I blinked: "What?" Eye shit?
"Longing!" Tao bastard began to fool around: "Now you really want me to enter the palace with you, you really want me to accompany you, don't you?"
I: "..." Guessing eyeballs, I really don't understand his tricks!
The little brother yawned next to him to remind me of his existence: "Brother Huang, I took Xiu'er back to sleep. I am so sleepy. Going out to play is really more tiring than going to class with the Taifu, especially going out with Xiu'er. With this I have written ten chapters on spiritual strategies.”
I seem to see two big characters slowly rising from the top of the little emperor's head: Xue Shen!
"I'm not sleepy! If you're sleepy, second brother, go to sleep by yourself." The despised little princess didn't notice the little brother's ridicule at all, and she wanted to tell her father and mother about today with great interest. By the way, let me express my strong desire to practice martial arts!
I don't need mind-reading skills at all to see through the little queen's thoughts!
I suddenly recalled the horrible memory of being held down by my father and beating the dragon's ass when I was a child!
I'm sixteen, I'm still the emperor, I don't want to be spanked!
Just when I was indulging in panic and couldn't extricate myself, Tao bastard said: "I don't know if the empress dowager will have time to see me, but I actually want to ask my empress for help."
Just when I was about to refuse, I heard the little imperial sister say: "At this time, the queen mother should have had enough sleep and have a snack. There must be time. General Taozi, let's go."
I:"……"
What else can I say, my adopted sister wants to admit it even when she cries!
If you don't want Little Huangmei to talk, there is only one way to stop her mouth, but I can't do this, so I can only let her tell the story of today's experience.
"Mother, sister Yushu is so powerful, do you think I can be like her?" In the end, the little queen still said the words that made me feel desperate.
The queen mother glanced at me lightly, really just lightly, and then said softly to the little imperial sister: "Why does Xiu'er want to practice martial arts? You must know that practicing martial arts is very tiring."
I hurriedly said: "That's right, there are also martial arts masters in the palace, don't you want to learn anything, Xiu'er?"
"Master Wu is not as good as Sister Yushu," Little Huangmei replied, "And Sister Yushu is so beautiful, it must be because of her martial arts."
I: "..." Little Huangmei, I really didn't expect you to be a face-controller.
The little queen's words didn't stop: "Mother, I will definitely go to England to find Bai Bai in the future. If I am beautiful and powerful, no one will dare to mess with me there."
The queen mother glanced over lightly again, but I felt a stinging coldness hit, my whole heart was about to freeze, and I couldn't help leaning closer to Tao bastard.
"Does Xiu'er want to go to England?" The queen mother asked, and when she got a positive answer from the little queen, she smiled and said: "But if Xiu'er goes to England, she will not see her father and queen for a long, long time." Now, so Xiuer will go too?"
Little Huangmei nodded with great certainty: "I'm going, Queen Mother, I want to go out to see the great rivers and mountains of Dazhao for Brother Huang, and I also want to go overseas to see, I want to go to all the places I can go! "
Little Huangmei's ambition is too lofty, and I will be moved, and I feel that the queen mother may not be able to hold on anymore.
Sure enough, the queen mother said: "Xiu'er's idea is very good, the queen mother has promised you."
The little imperial girl cheered happily, and the queen mother smiled before looking at Zhen and Tao bastards and said, "I just wonder if Miss Feng can come to teach Xiu'er conveniently?"
I poked the bastard Tao and signaled him to answer the queen mother's question.
Tao bastard grabbed my hand, interlocked his fingers, and then smiled and replied: "This is the reason why I entered the palace. Yu Shu has practiced martial arts since childhood and has a straightforward temper. It's just that my aunt thinks that she is getting older. It's not easy to marry if this continues, so I asked Chen's mother to teach her. It's just that Chen's mother felt that it was not easy to suppress Yushu's nature, so I wanted to ask my mother for help. See if you have a nanny by your side to teach Yushu. "
Huh huh huh huh?
I held back the shyness of interlocking fingers with Tao bastard, and looked at him in surprise, this man is really smart!This method kills two birds with one stone, and it can save me from fire and water, it couldn't be better!
I think I like Tao bastard a little bit more.
Really just a little bit!
The author has something to say:
he he he he he
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