I have a little secret

Skull hurts!

The skull really hurts!

In ten days, my father and queen will return to the palace. Although I miss them very much, as soon as I think of the mess that will appear in the palace after their return, I want to stop working.

The little brother, the little sister, and the older and childish boy Tao bastard, none of them are easy to dismiss.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Why should I be the emperor?Now that I have become the emperor, why can't I be a handsome emperor?I want to abdicate, woo woo woo...

"Your Majesty, Little General Tao is here," Sixi said, "It looks like something good is going on."

I lifted my chin lazily, signaling Sixi to let him in.For me right now, no good news is enough to cheer me up.

Tao bastard came in happily, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, my sister-in-law is pregnant again."

I: "..." Does this have anything to do with me?

"I have already agreed with my eldest brother and sister-in-law. If it is a boy again this time, they will adopt the child under my name." Tao bastard explained to me happily: "In this way, my parents will not talk about me anymore. It’s gone forever, but the children are still brought up by them, so that I can accompany you wholeheartedly.”

I "..." I was inexplicably moved, and a little bit cautious. Compared with this, isn't it too scumbag for me to consider kicking out my love partner because of the return of my father and queen mother?

but--

"Jing Hong, does your family know about it?"

Tao bastard nodded: "As soon as you agreed, I said it. Anyway, my father already knew about it. With him around, my mother and the others didn't say anything."

I squinted at him: "Did you get beaten?"

"My mother couldn't bear it, so she slapped me twice, and my elder brother beat me up." As if remembering something that frightened him, Tao bastard trembled: "How do you think my elder brother, a frail scholar, can beat someone up?" How ruthless is it really? It hurts to hit me, and I can't fight back, so I can only bear it."

Tao bastard, are you kidding me?Your brother is the Minister of Dali Temple!Don't you know what Dali Temple is for?Would a person who can thrive in Dali Temple be a frail scholar? !

Tao bastard's IQ is too low, I'm afraid I'll become stupid after being with him for a long time.

Fortunately, I don't know how to have children, otherwise what would I do if I gave birth to a fool... Bah!What the hell!I was a little terrified, about to be scared to death by my own thoughts.

I seem to have really lost my IQ recently!

Amidst my panic and Tao bastard's silly joy, the emperor father and the empress returned to the palace in a low-key manner.

I haven't seen each other for nearly a year. The father is still the same father, and the mother is still the same mother, but she looks younger. It seems that life outside the palace is really good, and I want to go out to play.

After all, I am the emperor, so I still have to be reserved, but my little brother and sister don't have my worries. After seeing their father and mother, they rushed towards them like flying swallows returning to their nests. He was still talking nasty words.

The queen mother was as gentle as ever, and the emperor father was as serious as ever.

I stood aside and watched with a smile, thinking quickly about the countermeasures in my mind.

That's right, after so many days, I am still at a loss and have no way to deal with it.It would be great if I could hear the thoughts of my father and mother, but my mind-reading skills don't work for them at all, and my father is a cunning old fox, so I have even more headaches.

It's just that before I figured out a way, my father would take me to the study with a sullen face, send everyone away, and take the lead in attacking.

"Boss, I heard that you are with Cheng Yuan from Tao Shangshu's family?"

I was taken aback: "Who?" Who is Cheng Yuan?Wait, Tao bastard's character seems to be Cheng Yuan's, I always call him Tao bastard, I can't remember his character at all.

However, how did the royal father know?

I thought about it and asked the same question, only to hear my father reply: "Tao Shangshu sent me a letter, saying that I am sorry for my disappointment and the people of Jiangshan."

I: "..." Tao Shangshu is really amazing, he really saved me a lot of trouble!hehe!

"You've grown up, huh? You've even learned how to divide your peaches and cut your sleeves." The emperor sneered, "Why, are you still complaining about Tao Shangshu? If Tao Shangshu didn't tell me about it, are you planning to hide it from me and your mother again?" Leaving the palace?"

Royal father's guess is so accurate, what else can I do?I can only admit it.

I saw my father brushing off his sleeves, and gave me a hammer: "I forgot to tell you, your mother is pregnant again, so you can't leave the palace."

I: "..." So what's the use of trying to hide it before?Even if Tao Shangshu hadn't "reported", sooner or later the things about me and Tao's bastards would be revealed, okay?

"However, I'm very strange." Father looked at me, and said thoughtfully: "Although that child Cheng Yuan has feelings for you, he is not someone who can say it rashly..."

My complexion changed, and I felt rather embarrassed. Can I say that I still have a share of credit for this?That must not be possible!

Father squinted his eyes and nodded at me: "I knew you were doing something stupid again."

I lay on my back and pretended to be dead, my father, can you stop being so sharp?Can you save some face for your emperor's son?

This day can't be passed!I am going on strike!

I am wronged: "Father, you have to be considerate of the child, the child is only 16 years old, and he is still a pure and well-behaved baby."

As soon as I finished speaking, my father's expression turned a little pale, and the atmosphere was awkward for a while, until Sixi came in and reported that Tao bastard had arrived.

I was surprised: "Why is he here?"

"Show him in." Father looked down at me condescendingly: "I called Cheng Yuan, and I have heard about Cheng Yuan when I traveled around for nearly a year. Although he is young, he is very capable. , stronger than his father."

I hurriedly humbled Tao bastard: "Father, please don't praise him like that, he will be arrogant."

"Do you think Cheng Yuan is you?" Emperor Father nodded at Zhen, hating iron and steel, and said: "You have always cocked your tail when you praised you since you were young, and you didn't know how to be modest, but now you are humble? It's not that I praise you!"

I was not affected at all, so I puffed up my small chest and said proudly: "Chengyuan belongs to Hai'er, why should Hai'er be humble on his behalf? Besides, Hai'er is indeed excellent. You were right in your praise before, why should Hai'er be humble?"

Royal Father: "..."

It's rare to stop the royal father, I am proud!

At this moment Tao bastard had already come in, staring at me with sparkling eyes before he greeted his father, his whole body was filled with joyful aura, and he didn't hide it at all.

For some reason, I feel a little uncomfortable.

Father really likes bastard Tao very much, and he always smiles when talking to him, and I am even more upset, I feel that I have become a stepfather.

On this day, until I returned to the dormitory to rest after the reunion dinner, my head was in a daze.I didn't expect that the things that had troubled me for so long would be over in this way. Except for Tao Shangshu who tried to make a fuss at the beginning, the others didn't respond at all!

I think this world is a fantasy.

The Tao bastard who has always been a big fool when he has no work still laughed at me: "I said before that you were just worrying, isn't it okay? His Majesty the Emperor didn't say he would kill me either."

I glared at him: "I want to kill you!" After a pause, I felt something was wrong: "Why are you still here? The palace gate is about to close, hurry up and go away."

"His Majesty granted permission, I can stay in the palace today." Tao bastard rubbed against me shamelessly: "Your Majesty, can we sleep together today?"

"dream!"

I only agreed because I was stupid. What happened before is not over with me. If a rough man with a strong blood stays in my bedroom, what will happen to me?

Tao bastard said all kinds of good things to pretend to be pitiful, and finally swore: "Don't worry, I will be honest this time, and I won't do that thing again without your permission."

I continued to shake my head: "You have no reputation with me." Cough, although it is quite comfortable to say that, but I am a shy person~

Tao bastard finally cheated and lay down on the ground: "Anyway, I'm not going to leave tonight, Your Majesty, you can figure it out."

I: "..." Shameless!I really should let my father come over and take a look, this person is really shameless!

In the end, bastard Tao didn't leave, and naturally I didn't let him sleep on the floor, but I firmly didn't want him in the big dragon bed, and only allowed him to sleep on the soft bed.

I thought that bastard Tao should settle down if he gave in, but I didn't expect this guy to make more progress and start discussing with me about nicknames.

What a nickname for God!

"Your Majesty, why don't I call you Ke'er in private, how nice it is."

I flatly refused: "No, it's too girly."

"What's that called?" Tao bastard was at a loss for words: "I accidentally heard my elder brother call sister-in-law baby, or should I call you baby too?"

This is even worse!And is it really okay for you to betray your elder brother like this, bastard Tao?

"Your Majesty, I can't think of it, why don't you think about it?"

I originally had my eyes closed, but I just felt that his business was getting bigger and bigger, so I opened my eyes, and then I met the bastard Tao who was squatting on the side of Zhenlong's bed.

I: "..." Scared the baby to death, okay?Damn stuff!

Tao bastard opened my clothes and I jumped in, hugged me and didn't let go: "Forget it, forget it, I'm sleepy, Your Majesty, let's go to bed quickly."

I hate him for scratching him and biting him, but he seemed to have been repaired like an iron cloth shirt with a golden bell cover, and he didn't respond at all.Oh, it's not that there was no response, he kissed me.

This shameless sneak attack me!

I'm so angry, can I change my partner?

Annoy him, hum!

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