lame brain

Getting close to this person is to get close to the object he reluctantly selected and plans to take back to perfunctory nagging.

Yes, that's right.

Jiang Yeqing used this reason to convince himself, but when he saw this so-called "object", he had deep doubts about his vision.

"Pooh, it's just the two of us! Why do you still have this lameness!" Guan Yanqing lay by Fang Weiming's side, wrapped his arms around his arm, and glared at him angrily.

Jiang Naoxi: ...

He looked at the girl in front of him wearing a ponytail, long-sleeved jeans, and white sneakers. There was a huge Winnie the Pooh reflected on the front of the long sleeves. She was completely different from the guqin goddess with long hair and fluttering skirt in school. people.

Jiang Yeqing felt that his mind was a little confused, as if he had been deceived.

Do all women have two faces? !

Guan Yanqing didn't care who's outlook was shaky, and she pulled Fang Weiming and muttered, "Winnie, Winnie, hurry up and drive him away..."

Fang Weiming's paralyzed face showed a hint of helplessness. He touched Guan Yanqing's head, which was a head shorter than his, as if coaxing his sister, "Stop making trouble."

"..." Guan Yanqing wanted to say something, but finally swallowed it back, then glared at Jiang Yeqing again, and snorted.

Inexplicably, Jiang Yeqing was stared at twice by a woman: ...

His eyes fell on the top of the woman's head unconsciously, recalling the scene of the slender hand rubbing against it just now, his heart seemed to be choked by something again, are these two really a passionate couple?It seems that there is a special intimacy lingering between them, and others have no way to intervene in it, but there is still something strange...

Jiang Yeqing frowned, and pondered for a moment in displeasure...how could it be useful, if he could figure things out with his brain, then he wouldn't be him.

In the end, it was the result of being thrown aside as before.

"Pooh, has your teacher taught the ×× unit yet? It's so difficult..."

"That just needs to be remembered..."

"So that's the case, what about ××..."

……

Jiang Yeqing was in a state of bewilderment along the way, the more he heard what they said, the more bewildered he became. Did they come to the amusement park to play or to discuss and study...

Jiang Yeqing: It seems that I will never understand the world of top scholars.

He suddenly began to question what the meaning of following him was. Could there really be sparks between the two gods of learning?Probably only sparks of learning inspiration ==

and……

He looked at the "object" who was so forthrightly booked by the goddess in front of him, and felt that he needed to reassess the promise to his mother of "bringing a live girlfriend home".

It was also agreed that girls are weak and need protection. Jiang Yeqing was still in a state of excitement after seeing Guan Yanqing pulling them to play roller coasters, flying chairs and other thrilling entertainment facilities.

It wasn't this that shocked him the most.

It was Fang Weiming who kept his face paralyzed throughout the whole process, including the wind that could deform his face when he was riding on the so-called fastest roller coaster, and the flying roller coaster that was built next to the artificial lake after the ride. When I get up, there will always be a long period of time when I can't help but feel that I will be thrown into the lake at any time, and I will sink for a second and I can't even find my shadow. , is neither red nor white, and his hairstyle is blown just right, he is not in a mess, but because he is different from the usual, he looks a bit unrestrained and unrestrained. He just got off the flying chair and staggered twice. He almost couldn't restrain himself Want to touch his chest is not even the heartbeat.

Jiang Yeqing: This is a kind of disease, it should be treated as soon as possible!

"Wow! The ice cream truck!" Guan Yanqing almost ran over, making people puzzled where she got so much energy, as if she couldn't use it up, "Pooh, let's eat ice cream!"

After successfully abducting Fang Weiming, she told the boss in the car with satisfaction, "Boss, I want a chocolate-flavored and a vanilla-flavored crispy cone." Give it to Fang Weiming, and then take a bite of the chocolate and bite out a thumb-wide hole in the complete chocolate sauce skin.

Jiang Yeqing, who didn't have a cone to eat, could only look up at the sky. The big sun when he first came here is now completely covered by clouds, and the air is so stuffy and hot that it's unscientific.

It's not going to rain, is it?Jiang Yeqing set up a perfect Freige for himself in his heart.

So when the raindrops landed on the bridge of his nose, he became the first one among the three to notice the rain, "Let's find a place to hide from the rain..."

Just after Jiang Yeqing finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the other two, and found that they had each taken out an umbrella from their bags.

Jiang Yeqing, who looked at the mentally retarded eyes against Guan Yanqing: ...

Damn, just say, which real man comes out to play with a bag!Isn't that cumbersome!

So the ending of waiting for the "real man" is to be almost drowned by the sudden rainstorm in the middle of the road.

Jiang Yeqing wiped the rain from his eyes, and when he was trying to convince himself, he found that there seemed to be a cloud floating above his head, and the rain suddenly stopped, perhaps because of the raindrops' separation, Jiang Yeqing, who was shivering just now, had the illusion that warmth was gently enveloping him from behind.

He blinked blankly, only to realize that Fang Weiming, who had been standing silently by the side, gave him half of his umbrella.

Guan Yanqing, who couldn't hold him back, jumped around, "Pooh, why did you give it to him! Tell him to buy a disposable raincoat by the side of the road!"

"Ah Qing." Fang Weiming called her, and then she stopped, and glared at him angrily.

Jiang Yeqing: ...

However, the rain is getting heavier and heavier, and no big umbrella can cover the whole person. There will always be a lot of raindrops blown by the wind, so they decided to find an indoor amusement facility to shelter from the rain. After looking at the map in his hand, Qing decided that it was the nearest haunted house. The trousers of the three of them were already wet a lot. It would be best to get inside as soon as possible. After all, no one knows whether it will rain later. bigger than it is now.

Regardless of Guan Yanqing who was jumping up and down to encourage Fang Weiming to support her with her and then gave him her little umbrella, Jiang Yeqing bent over for a while, and it was a little weak, who made Fang Weiming half a head shorter than him , if he straightened up, he would probably directly withstand the umbrella.

"Pooh, push yourself over there, you're all wet!" Guan Yanqing was almost swearing by her silly boy's air.

Jiang Yeqing, who was still caring about other things, finally came to his senses. He turned around and found that he couldn't see the situation on his side from his side-by-side angle. So without thinking, he stretched out his arm and touched it. As soon as I touched the man's shoulder, I was completely absorbed in it, and my head was wet. I didn't notice that my imaginative posture was like holding Fang Weiming in my arms with one hand. Naturally, I didn't notice the hidden danger behind Fang Weiming Beneath the stiffened paralyzed face, he was at a loss.

Guan Yanqing's eyes were wide open when he saw this hot bachelor scene.

so cold.

With such a high IQ, he can't even hold an umbrella.

Jiang Yeqing frowned, he didn't know what he was angry with, and subconsciously rubbed the cold shoulder of this person with his palm twice, as if he could warm that place by doing so.

Fang Weiming's heart was already hot and shaking.

Guan Yanqing's whole body is also on the verge of collapse: Let go of her Pooh...

Jiang Yeqing, the only one who was still in good shape, took the umbrella handle from a mentally handicapped student without saying a word, and put up the umbrella for them again in his place.

"Is it cold?" He turned around and asked Fang Weiming, who shook his head in a daze.

Ghosts believe.

Jiang Yeqing thought that his body was as cold as an ice cube when he met this person a few times, let alone the ice cube was drenched by acid rain.

Later, he insisted on giving him the denim jacket he was wearing. When he arrived at the destination haunted house, he closed the umbrella and entered the door. He suddenly realized that he was puzzled.

...Wait, why did he take such good care of a (former) rival in love?

It's almost like being stunned.

In the end, Jiang Yeqing successfully convinced himself by combining the interest theory that his former rival turned out to be his homework provider, and the theory of repayment that he "rescued" himself in the heavy rain just now so that he would not become a ruined image.

【journal】

(A few pages have been torn off, but there are still a lot of characters vaguely printed on the white paper. It can be seen clearly that a person’s name has been written many times, because the pen is too deep, and under this one and the next one. The imprint is left on the next blank sheet of paper.)

……

The palm of his hand was warm, as if it would burn his skin through the thin material at any time.

So happy, so happy, so happy, so happy, so happy... (cross out the same three words in two whole lines)

very happy.

……

Do you want to remove the umbrella handle that he has held with both hands? (Several dots of ink) No, his hair also touched the inside of the umbrella.

……

Today's catch: an umbrella he's propped up and a shirt with a sleeve he's rubbed.

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