lame brain

It seems that the image of the future lover drawn by many people at the beginning is always very different from the person they eventually fall in love with, sometimes even the opposite.

For example, some people like the gentle and clean type, but end up with the honest and muscular guy, and there are some people who obviously like the warm guy but end up with Bingshan.

In the second before truly falling in love, all imaginations are only limited to imagination.

In the familiar athlete's march, the whole school class enters the field, and one or two classmates can vaguely hear the conversation on the way, "Hey, don't you want to run and do exercises?" After that, wouldn't it be possible to see Senior Fang again?"...

Jiang Yeqing, who was walking at the end, listened to it, frowning for a while, and smiling, as if practicing changing his face.

I am really proud and worried about my excellent daughter-in-law being nympho, I really want to roll up this person and hide it in my pocket. It is best that no one can see it except himself. He secretly glanced at the person walking in front of him, thinking feasibility of this matter.

After queuing up and raising the flag, the principal above the flag-raising platform began to speak. Fang Weiming picked up the copy of the speech in his hand, looked at it again, and read it silently several times.

Fang Weiming, who was seriously reading the manuscript silently, felt that someone had pinched the back of his neck suddenly. He shivered subconsciously. What came to his mind was that he was pinned down on the bed by someone in the house he rented last weekend. The fierce impact, the feeling of the back of the neck being severely gripped and grinded by the man with superb teeth.

Fang Weiming put away the lecture notes, and rubbed the back of his neck that had just been pinched with one hand, trying to get rid of the numbness.

Looking back, it was indeed that person.

He glared at the smiling man, and suddenly remembered something. Looking around, he found that the head teacher was blocked at the blind corner of the team. If Jiang Yeqing, who is tall and tall, didn't stand up straight for a while, he wouldn't be noticed. , Then he breathed a sigh of relief, and said softly, "Why are you here?" After finishing the sentence, he glanced at the face of the rascal, and then saw that the people who were originally in line behind him were pushed to the back and looked threatened.

Jiang Yeqing smiled when he heard the words, and seemed to think of something for a long while, so he caught his ear and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "That can't be helped, I miss you." Then he returned to his original position, watching Looking at the handsome squad leader Fang in front of him, his eyes widened a little bit. For such a long time, he has completely grasped this person's aloof and protective demeanor, so he easily discovered the interesting process of him turning from dazed to bewildered. My heart is a little soft, like cotton candy soaked in honey.

Fang Weiming had already turned his head back pretending to be calm, but Jiang Yeqing still clearly caught his red earlobes and the back of his neck, which were particularly obvious because they were too white.

Jiang Yeqing wanted to take advantage of the momentum to tease him with a smile that couldn't go away, and Fang Weiming's name came out from the loudspeaker.

"... Now we invite Fang Weiming, the student representative of the graduating class of senior high school, to speak. Everyone is welcome!"

Amidst the applause of the whole school, the white manuscript held by his monitor in a neat white shirt was slightly blown by the wind, and the light scent of osmanthus was sent by the wind, and the surroundings of the three teaching buildings were full of flowers. The sweet-scented osmanthus tree, so it can be smelled clearly even on the playground, full of lingering, as if it has become the taste of wanton youth of this group of teenagers.

Fang Weiming's cold voice echoed through the microphone in this playground full of people but silent.

Standing in the crowd, Jiang Yeqing looked at his excellent squad leader on the flag-raising stage, with a smile on his lips, memories of the past year flashed through his mind...

a year ago.

The students in the classroom kept quiet, only the teacher's voice was speaking.

After all, it is the class of the famous devil teacher Zhang Haidi, who is famous in the whole grade. Everyone is silent, because this teacher is famous for calling people up to answer questions. When he is interested, he especially likes to ask some abstract questions. If the person who shouts can't answer, he will keep shouting all the way. He even made a terrible record of half of the students in the class standing up.

"Come, come!" Someone said in a low voice from behind, apparently discerning from Zhang Haidi's protracted lecture voice that he was about to ask a question.

really.

"... So, speaking of which, the teacher has a question I want to ask everyone... Can anyone answer it?"

Everyone in the class desperately lowered their heads and lowered their heads again, as if raising their heads a little higher would cause them to be caught by his gaze.

"Huh? Is there no one? Such a simple question!...Okay, I'll see which one has the lowest head and I'll ask him to get up and answer." Zhang Haidi's eyes swept across the heads that were raised in an instant, and finally It landed on the black head in the last row, and the deskmate next to that head seemed to be aware of his sight, and poked that person desperately.

"The one in the last row," yes, Zhang Haidi's characteristics include glasses as thick as the bottom of a bottle, Mediterranean-style popular hairstyles, and a high degree of face blindness that seems to be caused by high myopia. The name of the student in the class who has been teaching for the second year is not listed, "Get up, hey, the deskmate next to him pushed him!"

The man was finally pushed awake, "Ah?" a few times, then stood up in a daze, frowning with the look of "I'm very upset".

His deskmate covered his eyes and muttered, "The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it. Boss, take care."

"It's you again! You are that...that, Jiang Yeqing, right?" It seems that this is another, because the impression is so deep that even Zhang Haidi's severe face blindness has been cured.

A few low-pitched laughter came from the sitting classmates.

"Are the classes I teach so boring? I see why you lie on the table every class in my class?"

"Does Boss Jiang have a sleepless class..." The voice from below said softly, but because the class was too quiet, the original whisper was heard clearly by the whole class, which caused another low-pitched commotion laugh.

Zhang Haidi still has a sense of humor sometimes, "It seems that I should be happy that my class is not special for this—what do you call him, Boss Jiang?—."

There were whispers in the class, but Jiang Yeqing was the only one who remained motionless, as if he hadn't woken up.

"Okay," Zhang Haidi cleared his throat, indicating to the people below to silence, "I want you to make amends, can you answer this question? If you can answer it, I will let you sit down. If you can't answer it, you will Just stand up for a class, just to make you sober."

Jiang Yeqing rubbed his face, and muttered, "Damn, I didn't hear any questions, let me answer the fart! I'm just looking for faults." He looked around, and his deskmate shook his hand at him, indicating that he also There was nothing he could do, so he had no choice but to stand and look directly at Zhang Haidi as if I could answer any questions, right?

"Can't answer it, right? Such a simple question, let's see what you can answer when you don't listen in class and wait for your exam..." Zhang Haidi talked about the importance of listening carefully for a few minutes, and Jiang Ye held one ear It went in, but it didn't pass through his head, and it went out through the other ear. He dozed off while standing. He was taken to the company to familiarize himself with the affairs a long time ago, which made him so busy that he didn't even have time to sleep.

"I'll give you another chance. You ask one of your classmates to help you. If he can't answer, he will stand with you. If he can answer, you will sit with him," Zhang Haidi repeated. His question, and then signaled that he can choose someone.

Jiang Yeqing frowned when he heard this, and turned his eyes around. The younger brothers around him had also been lying around a long time ago, as if they were powerless and don't call me. Yes, all his friends are from the class The kind of scumbags who would rather play more games, make more girlfriends and play more basketball games than read more lines of books. At this time, they can count on the sun coming out from the west.

"Choose quickly, is it so difficult to choose? You have wasted a lot of time for the whole class by yourself..."

Seeing that Zhang Haihai was about to babble non-stop, Jiang Yeqing was so irritable that he wanted to cover his ears. Just at this moment, his eyes passed over the drooping heads and landed on the figure in the white shirt diagonally opposite. He straightened his waist every class, like a thin and straight poplar tree.

This nerd who has been studying since he was a child must know the answer, Jiang Yeqing was sure, a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth, the magnetic subwoofer made half of the girls in the class who secretly watched him blush.

He said, "I choose Fang Weiming."

"Cheat, you actually chose the squad leader..."

"Need to say, the squad leader will definitely be able to answer it..."

"I heard that the squad leader was at odds with him, it seems to be true..."

"Hey, yes, it is said that we grew up together, but the relationship has never been good..."

……

Listening to the whispers of the students in the class, Jiang Yeqing looked at the back of the monitor who was diagonally opposite, and his back was obviously stiff. It seemed that he didn't expect him to call him, and the smirk on the corner of his mouth grew wider.

Fang Weiming stood up slowly, helped up the glasses that he only put on when he was reading the blackboard in class, the thin black framed glasses made his handsome face even more delicate and elegant.

As he stood up, Zhang Haidi's gaze shifted from Jiang Yeqing to him, "Fang Weiming?" Zhang Haidi saw his face clearly and smiled, his voice became soft and gentle. , "Ah, it's you, I remember you, your homework and test papers are very good, how is it, can you answer this question, don't be nervous, I believe that with your ability, you must know what I want to ask s things."

This is the first time that Zhang Haidi praised someone so much, the jaws of the people below almost dropped, but it is not surprising to see who he is boasting about.

Who is Fang Weiming?As a member of No. 1 Middle School, if you don't know him, you are undoubtedly a new transfer.This person takes the No.[-] on the exam red list every year, coupled with his good temper and good popularity, he was elected as the student council president of this year, and he organized large-scale activities such as the New Year's Day party behind the scenes. He is well-deserved as the so-called "God of Learning ", apart from being a bit taciturn, there are no shortcomings. In fact, strictly speaking, this is not a shortcoming. Some fans secretly think that this is a cute point, thinking that he is a taciturn warm man or something.

Moreover, everyone is secretly rumoring that he and his deputy, Guan Yanqing, who is also the director of the school's literature and art department, are a couple. The face is recognized as the "goddess of Guqin", and they are very close because of their work. Everyone thinks that they are talented and beautiful, and the atmosphere is harmonious. They are an official dog-abusing couple. I haven't admitted it publicly, so everyone just spread it secretly and never made it public.

Speaking of Guan Yanqing, I have to talk about the rumors of discord between Fang Weiming and Jiang Yeqing. It is said that the two people who had a good relationship fought because of Guan Yanqing, the goddess of Guqin, but in the end they still won the battle. After taking a step, the brotherhood broke down, and the rich second-generation scumbags held grudges and frequently found fault.

Turning the camera back to the present, Fang Weiming, the god of learning, lived up to expectations and easily answered the abstract question given by Zhang Haidi. He sat down amid everyone's applause, and continued to pick up his pen on the notebook.

After being caught by Zhang Haihai and saying a few more words, Jiang Yeqing also sat down. He rubbed the center of his brows and found that after standing for a while, his drowsiness was gone for the time being. He stared boredly at the person diagonally opposite The back of the straight white shirt is turning the fountain pen in his hand.

"That Fang Weiming is really pretending, and the answers are all nonsense. If the boss listens carefully, the answer will be much better than him! Isn't it, boss?" The deskmate next to him leaned over, said a lot of righteous indignation, and then cautiously asked him.

Jiang Yeqing didn't say yes or no, he just stopped spinning the pen that made people dazzled, and poked his big head back with the pen in his hand that was still covered with the cap after most of the class, "Stay away from me , don't get close."

Zhao Fuyong was used to being disgusted by his boss, and in the next second he rubbed against the ballpoint pen mark on his forehead, but this time he stayed within Jiang Yeqing's tolerable distance, "Oh, it's really not good. I understand that those girls keep on being nympho to that little boy because of Mao, obviously there are a group of more free-spirited, handsome and scumbag boys who can't find a girl ticket!"

Seeing that the boss frowned, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have poked the boss's sore spot, so he rushed to make amends, "However, our boss who is so handsome, cool and rich must have no shortage of admirers. It was because of being confused for a while that I got together with that little boy. When she realizes that our boss is good, she will immediately throw herself into his arms! That’s right, girls nowadays like bosses, There's an adjective... yes, it's cool, handsome, tyrannical!"

When Jiang Yeqing heard the word, the pen that was spinning in his hand fell to the table, goose bumps all over his body, he casually slapped his stupid tablemate on the head, "Shut up."

Zhao Fuyong was slapped onto the table by this slap, so he fell down on the ground, his eyes lit up, "Yes, yes, this is the momentum! Boss..." He wanted to continue, but Jiang Yeqing's eyes caught him. Frightened back, he made a zipper movement on his mouth, signaling that he would not say any more.

Jiang Yeqing then calmed down, picked up the pen on the table, and continued to spin it. He felt a little irritable after he had recovered from teasing a good gentleman just now. And the voice of writing on the blackboard came to the table again.

Jiang Yeqing was handsome, not to mention in the class, even in the whole school, not to mention his family background, his father was in business and his uncle was in politics, and there was an older brother who followed his uncle in politics. A lot of achievements, and as the youngest in the family, Jiang Yeqing has never suffered at all since he was a child. He grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, and his father also managed the company like a sun, waiting for him to take over after graduating from university. up.He is also a good player in sports. In the first year of high school, he led the school basketball team to win many gold medals for the school... It can be said that apart from the study that he is too lazy to learn, he is also a man covered with real gold. Amazing, but I don't know why, he has never been very popular with women since he was a child, what makes him hard to say is that he has never had a girlfriend when he grows up, except for his right hand.

In the past, he felt that women were too annoying and he was too lazy to pay, but now he was forced to pay by his mother who was busy with work.

As a young boy in the rebellious period, of course he also resisted, but his mother cried, "Second treasure, you are so old, why don't you have any intention of having a girlfriend at all? Just tell your mother that she will not beat you." Of...you, are you a fuckin' kid?" He was blocked back.

Do other people's mothers also behave like this?Do you suspect that your son is gay?He doesn't look like that kind of... that kind of gay man in gay!

That's right, in Jiang Yeqing's fairly innocent world view, homosexuality is almost equivalent to crying and sissy.

At home, Jiang Yeqing was not afraid of his father or brother, but what he was most afraid of was his nagging mother who was virtuous to the outside world and nagging a lot of words inside.

So the fearless Jiang Ershao endured the grievance and anger of being wronged, and promised his mother to bring a living girlfriend home by the end of this year to show her the old man.

Jiang Yeqing, who was carrying a heavy burden but still full of confidence, searched earnestly according to his own standards, but ended in failure. He began to feel that the girl who was worthy of him in this world must not have been born yet, but after looking back every day Everyone saw his mother trying to look back at him while watching the frothy drama. Under the baptism of anticipation in his eyes, he lowered the standard a little bit to pick and choose, and finally chose Bai Fumei, Guan Yanqing, the head of the student union's literature and art department. She is the famous guqin goddess.

However, what makes Jiang Er Shao a little upset is that this girl who barely meets his minimum standard for choosing a mate is said to have someone.

However, Jiang Yeqing, who has a high degree of confidence in himself, is actually too lazy to spend any more effort to pick it out. Well, sooner or later this flower will abandon the weeds and come to his arms!

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The essay, the solicitation for essays posted in Shudan, has been completed, and it will be posted today.