Every day I am afraid that the president will find out that I am an undercover agent

When Lian Rong woke up, he still remembered that today was the wedding day for him and his younger brother.

And now he was on a small bed in a simple and cheap hotel, smelling of alcohol, with the quilt wrapped around his body in a mess, this scene looked like a confused morning after a night of debauchery.

What's worse, he wasn't the only one in the quilt.

Even Rong didn't dare to think about who was under the quilt.

Looking at the past from his angle, he could only see the even undulating breathing rhythm under the high raised quilt.

Lian Rong took a deep breath, trying to calm down.

He searched for his mobile phone as carefully as possible, but he inevitably pulled the quilt. While holding the mobile phone, the other person turned over, revealing a muscular arm that obviously did not belong to Xie Yiyun, also naked .

Lian Rong: "..."

At this moment, the vigilance he had cultivated in years of business wars made him doubt whether this was framed by a competitor, and he even considered whether to kill him on the spot.

But in the next second, the quilt moved, revealing the face of the person in the bed.

Mu Ling sat up slowly, the quilt slipped off his shoulders, he rubbed his temples unconsciously, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Pei Hang, what time is it?"

Lian Rong split.

Mu Ling didn't get a response, so she asked again sleepily.

Lian Rong replied tremblingly: "Nine thirty-six."

Mu Ling stopped moving.

In short, Lien Rong can now generalize his situation.

Today was his wedding day, and it was the same for Mu Ling.

City S is a coastal city, and their wedding was held on the easternmost beach of the city.

The wedding is now less than three hours away.

And Lian Rong and his lover's uncle woke up in the same bed.

The same conclusion can be repeated in Mu Ling's mind, the only difference is that he woke up in the same bed as his lover's elder brother.

——When he realized this, the former S City legend, an underground boss who had retired for many years, and Tianhua's soon-to-retire CEO, had a strong desire to silence him.

There's nothing more suffocating than waking up on your wedding day in the same bed as someone you're not married to, when the person you're in the same bed with is soon going to the same wedding.

And you both are protagonists.

"I've had enough!"

Pei Hang roared in the dressing room, and punched the table, knocking over a pile of cosmetics.

Xiao Shanshan said, "Sit down."

"..." Pei Hang sat down.

Xiao Shanshan powdered his nose, and Pei Hang's eyes moved wildly.

Xiao Shanshan pinned his head and said to be quiet, and he became a fan.

Pei Hang said, do you want to build a Yangtze River bridge on my nose?

Xiao Shanshan said: "If it weren't for the pimples on your face that broke out one after another, why would I be here to find a way to cover your time?"

Pei Hang was very desperate: "I got married at such a young age, isn't it normal to be nervous the night before the wedding?"

Xiao Shanshan swept his face with a big brush: "Nervous enough to endocrine disorders, I think you want to get acquainted for the second time."

Pei Hang shut up.

After 10 minutes, he said, "I'm asking for a make-up pause."

"reason?"

"People have three urgency."

Xiao Shanshan let him go to the bathroom.

Pei Hang sent a message in the bathroom: "Jianghu Emergency." and sent a location.

Zhou Yan was the first to reply: "You ran out of paper in the toilet?"

Pei Hang directly blocked him.

Xie Yiyun said: "I have a bad news and a worse news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Pei Hang said it was bad.

Xie Yiyun said: "I don't know where Uncle has gone, I couldn't get in touch with him."

Pei Hang's eyes darkened.

Pei Hang said: "Let me just say, Mu Ling is already getting old, so he has to have some kind of singles' night carnival. Look, there are still two hours left for the event to start. Where did everyone go?"

He paused, then said, "What about the worse news?"

Xie Yiyun: "Your brother also lost contact."

Pei Hang said, "Where is Fang Lichuan, I'm going to kill her."

There are many factors that caused the current situation, and the Fang family father and daughter monopolize the fight.

After they returned from traveling on the Sichuan-Tibet line, Mu Ling began to prepare for the marriage while doing the handover work of completely retiring from the rivers and lakes.

He acted low-key and didn't plan to make a fuss. In addition, Pei Hang wanted to avoid his mother, so the whole preparations were carried out like an underground D operation.

So that the people who were invited did not understand the specific content of the wedding.

For example, Fang Chen's elder brother Fang Yu, under Zhou Yan's secretive explanation, heard that Mu Ling and Xie Yiyun were getting married, so he hurried back from abroad with his family - because this statement is too paradoxical, so it doesn't matter. He knew whether Fang Yu wanted to participate in the wedding, or wanted to ruin the wedding.

As for Fang Yu's daughter, Fang Lichuan, after knowing that her uncle and her elder brother Yiyun were married separately, she still felt that she was not very well.

She said: "My biggest wish when I was young was to marry my uncle when I grow up."

Pei Hang was sorry: "But he married me."

Fang Lichuan said, "I thought about marrying Yiyun."

Pei Hang was even more sorry: "He is going to marry my brother."

Fang Lichuan said: "Since this is the case, I still have a small wish. I hope that I can arrange your wedding."

Pei Hang tends to be soft-hearted towards women and elders, it's hard to say whether Pei Ruoyao can play and make trouble like a little girl at an old age, whether it is because her son is used to it or not.

Pei Hang couldn't bear her pleading, thinking that as long as it wasn't Pei Ruoyao, anyone would be fine, so he graciously agreed.

This is the first mistake he made.

The rehearsal for the wedding is full of holes.

In fact, she couldn't blame her. Although Pei Hang didn't allow his mother to intervene, he still had to use his mother's attention on the macaw.

The bad thing is that the macaw was fostered by Zhou Yan, watched too many small videos, learned a mouthful of plastic Northeast dialect, and the first sentence of the marriage speech made Pei Hang laugh like hell.

Fang Lichuan saw that it was impossible to go on like this, so he went on the stage himself to solve the parrot's accent problem.

After Lan Xinhui's meticulous correction, the parrot's accent was originally rural, but now it is rustic and rustic, which can be called a rural hardcore.

Mu Ling said forget it, we'd better have someone read the wedding speech.

Fang Lichuan said no, he couldn't live up to his mother's wishes.

Pei Hang always felt that this was a curse.

The solution Fang Lichuan gave was to still let the parrot stand in the position of the priest and find someone to record it in advance, so that there would be no mistakes.

Pei Hang said: "I never imagined that even this kind of thing can be lip-synced..."

Then there is the process of exchanging rings.

Since they didn't have any familiar children as flower girls, Fang Lichuan proposed to let cute pets present rings for the two couples.

Mu Ling agreed, which was the second mistake they made.

She chose Xiaoshan to give the ring.

Pei Hang felt that this wedding could be classified as a lifetime series.

Fang Lichuan said that he would find a way to solve this problem.

Pei Hang didn't have any hope.

Because he was already too desperate, when Fang Lichuan suggested that they come to a bachelor's night party according to the habits of foreigners, Pei Hang did not object too much.

It turned out to be the biggest mistake he ever made.

He slipped out of the bathroom, tried to avoid Xiao Shanshan along the corner, and met Fang Lichuan around the corner.

Pei Hang: "..."

Fang Lichuan asked kindly, "Where are you going?"

Pei Hang wanted to go back to the bathroom again: "Go to the bathroom."

Fang Lichuan: "Go to the bathroom? What time do you still want to go to the bathroom?"

Pei Hang asked humbly: "Then what should I do?"

Fang Lichuan said, "I have some bad news to tell you."

Pei Hang wondered what bad news could be compared to the disappearance of Mu Ling and Lian Rong. He lost his temper and asked, "What?"

Fang Lichuan said: "The priest I contacted you is the one who voiced the parrot. He lost contact."

Pei Hang said, "Is it still too late to cancel the wedding?"

Mu Ling and Lian Rong searched the entire room but couldn't find their shirts, so they had to call the waiter to bring up two new shirts.

Lian Rong hurriedly put on his clothes, and said to Mu Ling: "No matter what I did to you, at least don't settle the score today, and don't slap your face when you settle the score. I'm going to get married."

Mu Ling said in a low voice, "Why didn't I do something to you?"

Lian Rong took it away immediately: "You are not the one below..."

Mu Ling stared at him.

Lian Rong fell into a loss of speech, opened his mouth in vain, and opened his mouth again, like a salted fish struggling to die on the beach.

Finally he repeated dryly: "Don't slap your face."

The two of them went downstairs together, recalling what happened with the enthusiastic help of the front desk.

The so-called singles' night carnival may be a bit of a joke for young people, and Mu Ling and Lian Rong are not interested at all.

——Probably based on this understanding, everyone was afraid that Pei Hang and Xie Yiyun would be so high that they couldn't control it, so they focused on them the whole time, and urged them to go back before eleven o'clock.

Then Mu Ling and Lian Rong, who were very relieved by everyone, got rid of it.

The enthusiastic receptionist helped to recall that at 35:1.8 in the morning, he was nodding his head and dozing off when suddenly a gust of cold wind blew up, and two [-]-meter-five-up men appeared in the door frame of the hotel.

The first sentence the front desk said to Mu Ling was "Knife stay away".

At that time, Mu Lingqing was about to assassinate the hotel's ATM machine with a Qinglong Yanyue knife that came from nowhere.

After the front desk repeatedly promised that you can stay in the hotel without cash this year, Lian Rong flicked down a black card in a cool and aggressive way, and wanted to buy a Harmony, which is probably new, and take his wife to romantic Turkey.

This place is quite noisy at night, for the sake of safety, the night shifts are all strong and big men.

However, in the face of the big sale of Harmony that came with Qinglong Yanyue Dao, the handsome seven-foot man at the front desk was two feet shorter on the spot, trembling and coaxing them to open a room.Lian Rong didn't even look at it, he just signed, and Mu Ling and Mu Ling supported each other to get on the elevator—"Wait a minute." Mu Ling asked, "Then you didn't take off our clothes?"

The front desk calls out the monitoring.

The surveillance testimonies are as follows:

The two of them got out of the elevator and met a group of young people who were dressed three parts like a human and seven parts like a ghost. There was friction in a few words, and the other party was about to undress and start.Lian Rong was very angry, and when he was still undressing, he let out an "Ah Da", his chest muscles burst his shirt, and the other party crawled back with both hands and feet in fright.

Mu Ling slowed down a beat. The others had already retreated before remembering that he tore off his front shirt, swung a long knife, and used his supernatural powers in the square inch of the corridor. Its only victim ended its short life.

Mu Ling withdrew the money from the ATM in the normal way, paid for the blue and white porcelain, and paid for the clothes. The whole process was as calm as a dead bionic.

They went out and looked around.

There are still traces of their marching last night all over the street. I don't know what kind of position they took, and they forcibly tore the whole road diagonally.

Mu Ling returned along the way, wanting to return the knife.

The knife is in the hands of the statue of Guan Erye at the entrance of a tattoo shop.

When Mu Ling saw the statue, he remembered some fragments again.

He and Lian Rong had a heart-to-heart conversation last night, and they talked about everything. Finally, they talked about the wonderful relationship.

Lian Rong said: "It's better like this. Regardless of other relationships for the time being, you and I will get along as equals, and it will be convenient for future exchanges and introductions."

Mu Ling agrees very much, he is an old-fashioned person, he must pay attention to the sense of ceremony when he comes up with wine, and when he saw the big man in green clothes and red face standing by the roadside, he dragged Lian Rong to worship in front of Guan Gong.

The news of the two of them alarmed the owner of the tattoo shop, who is also a kind-hearted person. He doesn't dislike the two of them playing drunken madness at his door, and wants to join in the fun to make a vow.

Mu Ling started, thinking about the order in his mind, counting all the way down from the small hill, when he was interrupted by a urging voice when he counted to Xiao Wu, he said with his tongue out, "It's Xia Xiao Wu."

Lian Rong followed and said, "I'm next Xiao Si."

The boss didn't come back to his senses, and said loudly, "My little three—"

The three of them bowed and bowed. Taking advantage of the boss's inattention, Mu Ling took the long knife from Guan Gong's hand.

Mu Ling decided to blacklist the whole street.

Lian Rong stopped a few taxis, but the other taxis shook their heads when they heard the destination and time. Finally, one of them agreed to go, and he had to fight for a seat before he was willing to leave.

Mu Ling didn't bother to argue with him, so let's share a seat together.

The seat shared with them was a young man dressed in black, wearing a cross, and dressed as a clergyman, who also seemed to be in a hurry.

The young man was sandwiched between them, one on the left and the other on the right, like a cowering quail, he couldn't stop apologizing and said, "I'm really sorry both of you, I'm rushing to the wedding."

Lian Rong suddenly laughed.

The young man said, "What are you laughing at?"

Lian Rong said: "I think of happy things, I'm getting married."

Young man: "Oh."

Mu Ling also suddenly laughed.

Young man: "What are you laughing at?"

Mu Ling said, "I'm getting married too."

The young man looked at their shirts of the same style: "You two are a wedding?"

Mu Ling said, "Yes, yes."

Lian Rong came to his senses and said, "Ah, it's not that we got married, it's the same wedding."

Young man: "Oh—oh..."

Young man: "The wedding I went to was also for two couples. It's really strange. One of them actually let the parrot read the marriage testimony."

Mu Ling: "The parrot you mentioned, can it talk?"

Young man: "It's not a question of whether or not they can speak. It's a rare style that can express the local flavor of Beijing accent. Newcomers are easy to laugh. Let me dub the parrot in the back - I preside over the wedding so It's been a long time, and I've never heard of such a strange request."

Lian Rong laughed.

Young man: "What's the matter with you, sir?"

Lian Rong said: "I got married today, and there was really a parrot at the wedding."

The young man was shocked: "Are you the weird newcomer who asked the parrot to read the marriage testimony?"

Lian Rong quickly denied it.

Mu Ling laughed.

Young man: "Do you also find this behavior very confusing?"

Mu Ling said, "I'm the weird newcomer who asked the parrot to read the marriage testimony."