Every day I am afraid that the president will find out that I am an undercover agent

Pei Hang was in a bad mood.

Pei Hang was in a bad mood.

Once he is unhappy, he will look for something to do.

But generally speaking, even if he doesn't look for trouble himself, all kinds of weird things will spontaneously come to him.

He didn't understand the cruel fact that the most conspicuous people in the crowd must be good-looking people, and the probability of being approached is much higher than ordinary people.

He doesn't understand, so he just thinks that I am always being sent small advertisements, so Nima is very evil.

Later, he found that as long as he went to the streets with Mu Ling, almost no one would harass him again.

There must be a reason for this. After careful reasoning, there is only one truth, and that is——

Mu Ling wards off evil spirits.

Now that the evil artifact is not there, Pei Hang went to the streets alone, and returned to the evil state of the past.

For example, at this time, he bought food and was eating a hamburger on the bench by the side of the road. His cheeks were bulging, just like when he just joined Tianhua, and he exuded the smell of a small white flower.

Halfway through the meal, an ordinary woman wearing a hat came across the road, and said to him politely: "Hello, handsome guy, I have a question for you, you know about it..."

Pei Hang said, "Heavenly Father?"

The woman said, "What, I'm talking about Jesus."

Pei Hang: "Sorry, you continue."

The woman took out a Christian brochure, placed it squarely in front of him, and asked piously, "Do you—do you have faith?"

Pei Hang: "I believe in communism."

The woman said, "Would you like to hear me introduce Christianity?"

She took out a small tape recorder and pressed the play button, and the melody of "Hallelujah" immediately echoed in Pei Hang's ears.

Pei Hang took out his mobile phone, played "The Internationale" against her, and said firmly: "In our country of the proletariat, there is no faith that can match the glory of Marx."

woman:"…………"

The woman had to say, "God bless you then—hope you don't mind."

Pei Hang said politely: "Thank you, no matter what, it's a good thing for one more person to care."

The woman took the brochure back, away from this abnormal human being.

After eating the hamburger, he threw the packaging into the trash can, and went to the bookstore again——Mu Ling wanted to cook by himself before they left, but Pei Hang persuaded him to stop him, so he coaxed him to come out and finish the meal first, buy some cooking books and go back to study slowly .

Although the man ran away halfway, he still came to buy books by himself after what had been agreed upon.

While he was lingering in front of the bookshelves, a man in a suit and tie came over and said, "Excuse me, sir."

Pei Hang: "Do you also want to preach?"

The man said: "What? No, I'm doing a social survey. Are you a student or an office worker?"

Pei Hang: "Go to work."

The man said: "Then you can take a look at our new party's webcast courses... May I ask what do you do?"

Pei Hang already has a lot of experience in dealing with this kind of people, and said: "Be a webcast teacher on Xue*.com."

Man: "... Excuse me."

Pei Hang bought [-] kinds of home-cooked dishes, and picked out a few photography books. A boy in the same grade behind him suddenly said excitedly, "Are you... are you the legendary senior Pei Hang?"

Pei Hang: "???"

Pei Hang: "What legend?"

The boy said in awe: "Because you have graduated when I know you, only your legend is still left on the campus forum."

Pei Hang recalled the last time he went to the headlines of the school forum, the fear of being dominated by both Mu Ling and Ulan Barthurun.

He said: "No, how long has passed, how can anyone still remember this, has the enthusiasm not subsided?"

The boy said: "Oh, it's Xiao Shanshan who is currently in a relationship. Someone put her former rumored partner, that is, your post on the top."

Pei Hang: "..."

He thought to himself, this freshman year is really poisonous.

The boy thought he didn't believe it, so he frantically took out his student ID card to prove his identity, and said, "I'm a student of the same major as yours. I saw the senior on the forum a few months ago..."

Pei Hang stared at him in death.

The junior changed the subject awkwardly: "The senior is working, what are you doing now?"

Pei Hang lit up the professional book in his hand, and talked about learning photography and taking pictures of wetlands.

Junior: "..."

The junior asked with difficulty: "What are you taking pictures of, junior?"

Pei Hang: "Shooting birds in the wetland."

The junior put away his student ID card and left.

Pei Hang bought the book and started walking back.

"How about swimming fitness?"

He let out a long sigh. He didn't say he missed Mu Ling, but he just wanted to know who was the one who called the CEO away.

Pei Hang wanted to chase him down thousands of times.

He sideways moved away from the leaflet that was almost under his nose, glanced at the body of the leaflet boy with disdain, and then opened his clothes to show off his clear abdominal muscles.

But he forgot that there was an ambiguous red seal on it.

The little brother suddenly realized "Oh", took the flyer away, then took out his mobile phone, and said, "Add a friend, let's play together when you have time."

Pei Hang said: "This is not appropriate."

The little brother looked at him with a very familiar look, the kind... the look of looking at a delicate flower.

The little brother said: "I didn't notice it just now, you are quite beautiful."

Pei Hang said: "I didn't notice just now, you look quite random."

He said softly: "I am 1, do you know what 1 is?"

Pei Hang: "Wang?"

Bro:"…………"

They both looked at each other.

Pei Hang just looked at him so innocently that the other party couldn't figure out if he was playing stupid.

A shadow fell over.

Ulan Barthurun ​​was tall and burly, with one arm around Pei Hang's shoulder, the other slowly took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of stunning blue eyes.

He calmly said to the little brother: "I'm sorry, he has a master."

Pei Hang: "..."

Bro:"……………………"

Pei Hang said to Zhou Yan word by word, "I'm dirty."

Zhou Yan said: "What is it if a man is touched on the shoulder?"

Pei Hang said: "Yan Lun told me a little bit about Mu Ling's tricks before, I'm very comfortable now...Will your uncle remove my bumped shoulder?"

Zhou Yan: "What are you thinking, my uncle is not a gang | society."

Pei Hang: "What, isn't he?"

Zhou Yan: "If he is really a gangster, the first thing he will do is to sew your mouth shut."

Pei Hang thought for a while, and felt that this possibility was really possible, so he decided to change the way of asking: "If Yan Lun wants to do something wrong to me, what will your uncle do?"

Zhou Yan said decisively: "Remove Yan Lun's hand."

Pei Hang asked him with a serious face: "So, he is really not a gangster?"

Mu Ling didn't come back at night, and Pei Hang and Ulan Barthurun ​​were wasting time outside.

He asked why that guy came back again, and Mu Ling clearly said that he had returned to the imperial capital by himself.

Ulan Balsi Shulun said: "This place is clean and the people are interesting. I really like this place."

Pei Hang said: "Did you receive some kind of stimulation in the imperial capital, which made you even more neurotic."

Ulan Barthurun ​​gnawed on a hamburger and told him: "My family has been late in marriage and childbearing for three consecutive generations. It is not too late to start a family in the 30s, and it is normal to have children in the 40s. This has led to my generation, which is facing very serious problems."

There are only eight words in Pei Hangman's heart: "Lack of love since I was a child, and I grew up abnormal."

Ulan Balsishulun said that his family is prosperous, his father has six uncles, and the youngest girl of his great-grandmother is three years older than his aunt, and the accumulation has accumulated layer by layer, so that in his generation, there are a bunch of He is a few rounds older than him, but still calls him a relative of grandpa.

Ulan Barthurun ​​said: "Every time I go home, I will see a group of old men with gray hair and wrinkled faces surrounding me, vying to call me grandpa."

Ulan Balsi Shulun said: "It feels like I am a lama who came from Mount Hulu."

"And they are a group of Vajra gourd babies."

Pei Hang filled him with a glass of Coke.

Ulan Barthurun ​​said: "I came this time and brought you another gift."

Pei Hang didn't want to see Wang Zai's white eyes again.

Ulan Barthurun ​​said: "It's a living creature. Mu Ling raises turtles and cats. I'll give him another dick."

Pei Hang said that this can be done.

Then he received a talking budgerigar from Ulan Barthurun, and he called him Dad all the way home when he carried it home.

Pei Hang placed the parrot on the small balcony on the third floor, and told Zhou Yan: "If I receive any more gifts from Yan Lun, I will jump off from here and plunge into the bushes."