nemesis obsessed with my tail

Tong Juan checked in the toilet. The tailbone was hot but there was no tail, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Back in the classroom, Xin Yiyao was standing by the table waiting for him.

"It's my fault that caused your foot to be injured. I'm sorry. It would be great if I didn't have the same knowledge as them."

Tong Juan took off the plaster cast and relaxed, and didn't bother to argue with them.

"Hand out."

Xin Yiyao looked at him with red eyes, "It's all my fault for hurting you, I'm sorry."

Tong Juan was not very good at coaxing girls, and there were still a few candies that Lan Ze stuffed in last night in his pocket, so he took it out and put one in her palm.

"With my girls in Class Nine, they won't be bullied. Teacher Mu is also a girl, unless you want to say that she is not a girl, then she will cry for you when she hears it." Tong Juan blinked.

Xin Yiyao was dumbfounded, and smiled through tears, "Then I can't cry over Teacher Mu."

The corners of Tong Juan's eyes closed and he stretched, "Just smile, besides, I'm not the only one protecting you, Gu Songyan is protecting you too, you can thank him if you want."

Gu Songyan raised his head, his gaze skipped over the candy in Xin Yiyao's palm, and the tip of his brow furrowed almost imperceptibly.

Xin Yiyao whispered: "Squad leader, thank you."

"Need not."

Not to protect you.

When the class bell rang, Xin Yiyao returned to her seat holding the candy.

Tong Juan's phone rang, it was from Qin Yingwu.

He raised his head and glanced, thinking that this idiot is sitting in front of him, why can't he turn his head and say that he has to send WeChat.

"what?"

"Brother Juan, if I ask you something, you must answer me truthfully, okay?"

Tong Juan propped his chin and replied "um".

Qin Yingwu's typing hands were shaking, and he had the illusion that Gu Songyan could see through his back and see the screen of his mobile phone.

"You can obviously beat up those idiots in Class [-] by yourself, why didn't you do it?"

Tong Juan: "I don't want to fight. My mother said that if I fight again, I will deduct [-] living expenses. If something is broken, it will be deducted from the living expenses. I can't fight anymore."

Qin Yingwu: "Is it really that simple?"

Tong Juan: "Otherwise?"

Did he want to say that he really didn't like the way Wan Wangshu looked at Gu Songyan, the stark, bare/naked/naked expression of desire for possession, which annoyed him?

"Although you don't hit girls, you're not going to act like a baby with the monitor, are you?"

Tong Juan: "? When did I act like a spoiled child? You are a very low-level person. Go and apologize to your Xiaojiao group."

Qin Ying got angry: "Why am I not good enough! I'm the most popular in the zero circle of our No. 0 Middle School!"

"No, don't get me wrong. Then you call him a pain and tell him if he's blind. It's obviously acting like a baby." Qin Yingwu is sure that this is acting like a baby.

Tong Juan: "I'm not acting like a baby!"

"Okay, you're not acting like a baby." Qin Yingwu felt that this steel straight man might not be acting like a baby, maybe he really scolded Gu Songyan, "Then you are really straight? You didn't lie to me, it was your grandson! "

"Otherwise? Is it possible that you want to confess to me? It's not impossible to do 1 for love, or you can try it, baby?"

Qin Yingwu glanced back at him, his eyes first swept to Gu Songyan, and when they met each other, he shivered and turned back.

"No, no, I'm relieved that you're not interested in the monitor." Qin Yingwu felt that Tong Juan and Gu Songyan didn't seem to be at odds with each other as they seemed on the surface, but he was afraid that he would be deceived, so he said it after thinking about it.

"Squad leader is not as simple as we see, nor is it the kind of person you can control."

Tong Juan glanced sideways at Gu Songyan, isn't he in control?

He wants to be in control.

Qin Yingwu didn't dare to make it too clear, Gu Songyan was not someone he could afford.

There was still a candy in Tong Juan's pocket, and he was about to peel it out when he saw Gu Songyan's eyes, "You don't eat sweets, why are you looking at me?"

He really doesn't like sweets, but the red candy in Xin Yiyao's palm is an eyesore.

Gu Songyan's eyes fell on his face, and his tone was light and thorny, "Are you sweet?"

Tong Juan was stunned by this rhetorical question for a moment, forgetting what he said just now, and reflexively said: "How do you know if you haven't eaten?"

Gu Songyan hesitated to speak.

Tong Juan was puzzled.

Gu Songyan shook his head lightly, Tong Juan didn't know where he was poked, and he realized, "Hey, I didn't mean that! Nasty! Smelly rascal!"

As he said that, he immediately kicked him, was easily dodged, and then stretched out his foot, "Hey, you are not allowed to hide."

boom.

Gu Songyan frowned.

Tong Juan was dumbfounded. He almost used all his strength in this kick. Is this person really not going to hide from it?

The originally unhealthy face suddenly turned pale, Gu Songyan took a breath, and the tip of the pen tore a big hole in the paper.

"Are you an idiot? Why don't you hide!" Tong Juan was annoyed and angry.

Gu Songyan: "It's okay, class is on."

Mu Peng stood on the podium, "Hi students, it's my favorite Chinese class again. Shall we come to study today? Let me take a look first."

Gu Songyan lowered his eyes to flip through the book, when his hand was suddenly smashed, and it turned out to be a ball of paper.

He reached out to take it and opened it expressionlessly, and there was a candy lying in the middle. He turned his head in a daze and looked at it. The instigator propped his chin and looked out the window, trying to hide it as if nothing happened.

Gu Songyan lowered his eyes, and handed over another note.

The flamboyant and phoenix-flavored calligraphy is even inferior to elementary school students in front of Gu Songyan, who has been calligraphy since elementary school.

——Hey, think less and think more, I'm not apologizing to you.

At the end, there was a small fire-breathing head, holding the dragon-slaying sword with one hand on his hip, extremely arrogant, it should be him.

There was a tearful stickman lying on the ground, wearing a bachelor's hat and surrounded by awards, medals and trophies. This was me.

He hasn't changed, the way he apologizes is the same awkward and arrogant as when he was a child.

At that time, they were just in elementary school. Although the parents of the two families were tit-for-tat, the mothers had a good relationship. When the driver picked up the children, they would pick them up together.

The driver came a little late that day, and the two waited for a long time at the school gate.

Tong Juan has been naughty since he was a child, and when he got tired of waiting, he happened to see the loquat tree in the school and insisted on picking some for him to eat, but Gu Songyan was scolded by the guard and the teacher along with him.

He dragged Gu Songyan along and ran together, making his whole body dirty and scratched a bit. Feeling guilty and embarrassed, he lowered his face and took out the only half-squeezed loquat he stole from his bosom, and carefully revealed it. Drop the peel.

"Well, let's eat it for you."

Gu Songyan is precocious, yet silent, clean and tidy like a little prince, while Tong Juan has always been like a little hooligan.

Gu Songyan took the half loquat, it was quite sour, and it still makes people's lips and teeth go soft.

That night, little Tong Juan climbed over the fence and threw a few tubes of ointment at his house, which he stole from the house.

There was a piece of paper between them, the handwriting was crooked, it looked like it was written in a hurry.

——Don't think too much, I'm not apologizing to you!What does it matter if a man bleeds a little!I never cry out for pain, and you are a man, so don't cry out for pain.

Tong Juan didn't know until now that the medicine he gave back then was totally wrong.

Gu Songyan put the note in the book casually, and returned the candy to him.

"I don't eat sweets, eat by yourself."

Tong Juan was a little annoyed looking at the unopened candy, why is this person so difficult to coax, he even gave him his last candy, and still didn't forgive him.

Xin Yiyao was so happy to receive his candy, but Gu Songyan was still picky and hard to serve.

Didn't he just accidentally kick him, and he didn't mean to.

Well kind of on purpose.

Who told him not to hide, it's not impossible to hide.

Tong Juan muttered for a long time, as if he forgot that Gu Songyan didn't dodge after he said he was not allowed to dodge, and his mind was full of this uncertain university bully not knowing why.

"Tong Juan, get up and read this text aloud."

Tong Juan was still muttering and didn't hear it at all.

Gu Songyan glanced at him sideways, and Tong Juan subconsciously said, "Did I say something wrong? You don't know why, so you don't want my candy."

After Mu Peng yelled, no one responded, and the students turned around to stare at Tong Juan.

"Brother tired, what kind of candy?"

"Report to the teacher, Tong Juan eats sweets in class, and punish him to give each of us a share!"

Everyone in Mu Peng's class has always been more moderate, and the noise is more lively than other classes.

Tong Juan stared around, "Get out, there's no more candy, and I won't give you any."

"Just give it to the squad leader and not us, right? I understand partiality, the former squad leader's candy is only given to the current squad leader."

"Fart, I gave you one back to the school committee just now."

Gu Songyan threw the pen on the table, and with a crisp sound, his cold eyes swept across the students, "Who wants candy?"

Why?Why does it feel like the squad leader is very angry and dare not speak.

Zhang Gan was seated close, heard Tong Juan's muttering and probably knew what was going on, so he couldn't help laughing and said, "If you don't obey the discipline, the squad leader will throw you out to drink the northwest wind."

Gu Songyan: "On page 49 of the textbook, read A Fang Gong Fu aloud."

Tong Juan said "Oh", and turned to page 49 of the Chinese textbook after searching for a long time. He read the broken sentences in a mess, and Mu Peng couldn't keep listening, "I'll make you sit down, Xin Yiyao, get up and continue reading the following content. "

Tong Juan muttered as he sat down, "Isn't this person sick? Why did the concubine climb the wall and drive all the princes and grandchildren to the Qin Dynasty? Still playing the piano and singing every day as a court lady?"

Gu Songyan was shocked.

"...The concubine climbed the wall?"

Tong Juan threw the textbook at him, Gu Songyan looked at the content and it said that the concubine Qiang, the prince and grandson, resigned from the downstairs hall, the chariot came from Qin, and Chaoge Yexian was a member of the Qin Palace.

"Why this look? Isn't it right?"

Gu Songyan thought for a while, then asked him: "Xiangye Katylin, do you know what Ding Kechang means later?"

Tong Juan thought for a while, then frowned and looked at him: "Is this sentence a curse? Are you trying to scold me? Let me tell you that although my grades are not as good as yours, I can still understand you. Don't scold me!"

Gu Songyan was silent for a while, "...Really."

Tong Juan propped his chin and looked at Gu Songyan's serious face in class. After thinking about it for a while, he was a scumbag, and finally opened the WeChat account of Chai Yiyuan, the top student in class ten, "Ask you something."

The other party replied quickly, "Ask."

"What about Xiangye, what is the meaning of DINK, what do you mean?"

Chai Yiyuan was dumbfounded for a while.

How could he not understand what this was talking about?It felt like he was swearing, but Tong Juan's swearing would not be so obtrusive or vicious, so he probably heard it somewhere.

After thinking about it, he opened Gu Songyan's WeChat, "Brother Yan asked you something."

"Ah."

Chai Yiyuan looked up at the teacher, and as if nothing had happened, he gave Gu Songyan a screenshot of Tong Juan's weird speech that was dink and unprecedented, "What did he say? Could it be that he is arguing with someone again?"

Gu Songyan was silent for a while, then said: "The original words are Xiangye katydid, and Dingke will prosper later."

Chai Yiyuan was stunned again, always feeling a little familiar, and after a long time in his mind, he suddenly realized, "Marriage letter? Who is this so coquettish, tell Tong Juan about this."

Gu Songyan said, "Me."

Chai Yiyuan was dumbfounded, he really asked the right person, and asked his mother Zhengzhu.

"Then...then you are flirtatious."

The Chinese class was the last one. Shang Jinglun stepped on the bell to stop Mu Peng, who was about to go out, and coughed again to tell the students not to rush to eat.

"Recently there have been many false rumors about Mr. Mu Peng in the school. After discussing with the principal, the dean and the principal decided to add an open Chinese class the day after tomorrow afternoon. Teacher Mu and the students are all ready to prepare."

The students collectively: "Huh? It's an open class again."

Mu Peng didn't have the anger and anxiety of the client at all, and clapped his hands happily, "Really? I like open classes. They didn't let me take them before. Oh, my classmates, are you unhappy?"

Everyone: "...open~heart~"

Happy ghost, Mr. Mu, don't you know what level you are in class?

——Stay still!Let me play Qu Yuan for 5 minutes!

——Wow, Li Bai is too good, he is my hero, cool, ah, he is so cool!

That's it?

This is not a Chinese teacher, saying that you are a crazy fan of idols is almost the same!Although this idol is a poet of 5000 years in China.

Class Nine Chinese can get the first average score in the whole grade, it's like seeing a ghost.

Sometimes they wondered if they really cheated, if it wasn't that they couldn't beat Tong Juan and couldn't cool Gu Songyan.

Tong Juan rested his chin and waited for Chai Yiyuan's reply.

"That... do you want to listen to the truth?"

Tong Juan replied "Yes". The top of the screen kept showing that the other party was typing but no message came. Tong Juan asked him, "Are you having a baby? You can't send it for a long time, is it difficult?"

Chai Yiyuan was annoyed by him, "That's a marriage letter! It means that you two beautiful girls and golden boys will surely be happy and prosperous after marriage."

Tong Juan:?

Chai Yiyuan: Otherwise, I wish you two a happy marriage for a hundred years?

The author has something to say: Gu Songyan: He gives candy to others, does he give candy to others?Does he actually give sugar to others or not to me? [It's okay, let him preview how to write a marriage letter first]

Chai Yiyuan: Then you are showing off.

感谢在2020-05-3010:54:37~2020-05-3110:35:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 chance encounter;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Gu Songyan, Haiyang, Qingshan Ruhuai, Sweet Scavengers, Nicetomeetyou, too1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：我家师兄最帅啦30瓶；乾乂20瓶；梅梅15瓶；玛卡巴卡蹦、温皮皮、冰邪、卡其其10瓶；芬芬芬芬呀、君酌、洛缨兮烟、黯烨、时洛5瓶；杨玘容、城上有霜、朝俞2瓶；汤汤1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!