After being confessed by the paranoid school grass

The first week of school has passed, and then there is the nightmare of freshmen-military training.

Tsinghua University not only has strict requirements for students on the academic level, but also attaches great importance to daily behavior norms and physical exercise.All the military training uniforms worn by freshmen are sewn according to the appearance of regular military uniforms, not to mention the leather boots and guns down to the calf.

In the hot summer, all freshmen wear long trousers, big caps and boots.

"It's too pitiful. I heard that this summer is extremely hot."

"During our military training, it seemed to rain a few times, right?"

"Yes, we are quite happy."

The freshmen stood on the playground and listened to the instructor's lectures. Outside the playground, seniors and sisters were holding iced drinks and wearing shorts to watch the excitement.

Military training is conducted separately for men and women. Boys stand in the sun in a military posture, and girls stand in the shade under the stands in a military posture.

"Brother Liu, I can't do it soon." Jia Shengli was sweating profusely from his eyebrows, and his facial expression was a bit scary.Look at Liu Yao next to him, except that his face is a little red from the sun, and his face is full of nonchalant expressions.

"Brother, I found that your physical strength is amazing, so you can stand like this?!"

"Well. Your brother has good physical strength." Liu Yao made up nonsense without panting.He didn't tell Jia Shengli that he drank the herbal medicine that Liu Zhengze brought back from that small village in Africa before the military training. After drinking it, he felt full of energy and blood.

After Liu Zhengze was released from prison, he learned that the head of Herbal Medicine Village saved Liu Yao's life, so he took the construction team to fly to thank him in person, and redecorated all those thatched cottages, making the village head's mouth shut.Uncle Sheng Yuan brought an interpreter to discuss with the village chief to industrialize the technology of planting herbal medicine, so that more people can eat the green and pollution-free herbal medicine here, and directly attract the market.

The current village chief has earned a lot of money, all of which is invested in the research of cultivating high-quality herbal medicines.Became the best herbal medicine supplier in the world so far.

"Brother Liu, I'll just fall down and pretend to be dizzy. How about letting me go to the lounge? I can rest for a while and you can rest for a while." Jia Shengli said secretly while the instructor was away.

Before Liu Yao could refuse, Ma Zheng, who was behind him, interjected, "Brother Liu is too skinny to carry you, but I'll let you, I'm so hot that I'm about to evaporate!"

Jia Shengli made an OK gesture behind his back, only to hear a thunder from behind: "The third boy in the second row, what is the handwriting on the back? Come out!"

The instructor's voice frightened everyone around.Jia Shengli walked out of the queue in tears and was fined to do fifty push-ups.

"...Brother Liu, I feel like I can't hold on for a second now." Jia Shengli came back to report after finishing fifty push-ups. uncomfortable.

"What's wrong with your eyes? Is there any objection to punishing you for push-ups? Come out and do fifty more squats!"

At this time, everyone around could hear Jia Shengli's low sound of Fake in his throat.

"Ah!" There was a burst of exclamation from the crowd.

Liu Yao fell straight to the ground, his face pale.Jia Shengli felt that his sleeve was being tugged, turned his head to look, and ran to the infirmary without saying a word, carrying Liu Yao on his back.

"Thank you, brother!" Jia Shengli whispered while running.

"You're welcome." Liu Yao lay on Jia Shengli's shoulder and pretended to be dead.

Jia Shengli carried Liu Yao into the infirmary, and the aunt in a white coat handed each of them a bottle of glucose: "Take a rest, and then go out after a rest, it's normal for the sun to faint."

Jia Shengli saw that he and Liu Yao were doing pretty well, and he blew it up with his aunt: "It's not bad, my brother has been weak and sick since he was a child, and he may often run here in the future. Don't be surprised."

"Next time, I'll act a little bit more like it. I wouldn't wake up just lying on the bed after fainting." The aunt had an expression of "you little bastards still want to lie to me".

"...We came up with this solution because we couldn't hold on any longer." Jia Shengli explained awkwardly.

"That instructor of ours is so vicious! He made me do squats without doing anything! It's so inhuman! I've never seen such an outrageous thing! Just bullying us young and ignorant teenagers!"

"Does your instructor have a mole in the corner of his eye?" asked the aunt.

"That's right! That's him! Is it because his students often faint? Do you all know him?"

"He's the only one who fainted under his hands." The aunt pointed to Liu Yao.

"Then you know him?" Jia Shengli asked with wide eyes.

"Well. My son."

"..."

Jia Shengli suddenly felt that he had fallen into the trap of the instructor, and seriously suspected that Liu Yao was a trick to trick him into the trap.

Just as Jia Shengli was about to apologize, he heard a familiar sound of footsteps behind him.It was the unique sound made by the instructor's hard-soled leather shoes stepping on the floor tiles...

"Mom, I'll take the two children away first."

With a wave of the fan in her hand, the aunt agreed.

"You two run around the playground ten times." The instructor pulled them out of the infirmary like a child, and watched them give the death order.

"...Brother Liu... I'm sorry. It's all my fault for getting you in trouble."

"It's okay, running is better than standing there stupidly." Liu Yao's 3000-meter championship in high school was not for nothing. Ten laps were a piece of cake for him. In the first lap, Liu Yao and Jia Victory still ran side by side, and later Liu Yaoyue ran faster and directly looped Jia Shengli.

Wearing a hat while running is easy to throw the hat away, so Liu Yao just threw the hat on the lawn and continued running.When standing in the military posture, I can't feel a little wind, but it's different when I run. The wind brought up blows on my face, and Liu Yao has an expression of enjoyment.

All the freshmen of Tsing Zhihua are training on this grassland. Liu Yao running around the playground will undoubtedly become a show of his handsome running figure in front of everyone. Everyone on the playground is looking at him .The boots on his calves subtly set off his long legs, the uniform pants were tucked into the upper of the shoes, the belt on his body outlined a wonderful waist, and his black hair flaunted in the sun, summed up in one word handsome.

Now Liu Yao got enough attention in front of everyone.On the same day, he was once again put on the confession wall and the circle of friends of various girls.

"... Isn't my running posture handsome? Isn't it just that I run a little slowly?" Jia Shengli was lying on the bed in the dormitory chatting with his roommate.

"You wagged your tail and shook your head while running. You thought it was some silly dog ​​that came in."

Liu Yao lay on the bed and didn't participate in the discussion, holding up her mobile phone to chat with her boyfriend.Because the military training required getting up early, Liu Yao and Si Lang went back to their respective dormitories during the military training.Every night, I will not stop sending [-] messages to express how much I miss you today.

Turning off the lights at eleven o'clock in the evening, Liu Yao lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling.The remaining three brothers had already started snoring loudly, and Liu Yao still couldn't sleep.

Illustration: Are you not sleepy?Run so many laps during the day.

Painting: Not sleepy, choose a bed.

Illustrator: You didn't choose a bed, it's just because you don't have me by your side.

Hua: Suddenly sleepy, good night.

illustration:……

Illustration: Kiss me first

Liu Yao pressed the voice button, put the phone to his lips and kissed it lightly, and then sent it.

Illustration: Can't fall asleep after listening

Drawing: Go to sleep, good night.

Illustration: Good night, boyfriend.

The first day of military training is the most basic military posture, and many people have lost their lives, so the military life for the next week will make their lives worse than death.

Next is a three-day field hiking training, followed by a week of positive step practice, and then five days of military boxing learning.

The so-called wild hiking, as the name suggests, is to find a mountain in the wilderness and lead everyone to climb.But after all, Tsinghua University still wanted to pursue new heights. With the unanimous consent of all the instructors, it was decided that the time for field training would be in the middle of the night. The exact time was uncertain, and a surprise approach was adopted.

What does that mean?According to Jia Shengli, the whistle suddenly blows in the middle of the night to make you roll out of bed to get dressed and then go for a long-distance run with a gun on your back.

"Brother Liu, isn't your good buddy a medical student? Can you ask him to get some medical certificates?"

When they were getting dressed the next morning, the three brothers looked at Liu Yao pitifully, like three panicked pigs that were about to turn into bacon.

"Aren't you three alright?" Liu Yao buttoned up in front of the mirror, the collar just stuck under the Adam's apple.

"I'm mentally disabled."

"I have muscle weakness."

"I have kidney deficiency."

"...Medical students can't get a fake note, so let's stick to it."

The three brothers also fought hard to avoid military training. "Forget it, if I can find a way to get a fake willow brother, I won't be following the training."

Everyone got dressed and prepared to go downstairs to gather.This is the first time this year that the school has organized this evening surprise training, fearing that the students will not be able to rest well at night and will be exhausted, so they are not particularly strict about standing in a military posture during the day.Touching his face, scratching his head, the instructor turned a blind eye and let it go.

At night, the students realized that the raid was [-] times more terrifying than they had imagined.

The first is the collection time.The school said that there is no time at night, but the scope of night is very wide. It can be called night from the dismissal at 24 o'clock to [-] o'clock, so after returning to the dormitory, the spirit has been tense and it is impossible to rest well, and I dare not take off my clothes.

The three brothers sweat a lot during the day, and want to take a shower at night when the bathroom is less crowded.The three of them went in and started to wash their hair, when the whistles of instructors sounded one after another outside...

"Everyone who sleeps with each other checks to see who is not here! There are still three people missing!"

"Report!" Liu Yao raised his hand, "The three of us are not in the dormitory."

"What about people?"

"Going to take a shower..."

Then the instructor turned around and went into the boys' bathroom on the first floor, and came out 5 minutes later, followed by three people with foam on their heads.

There was a smell of shampoo in the quiet air, and the atmosphere was very weird.

The three brothers held towels in their hands, trying to dry their hair, or they would catch a cold in a while.

"All of them! Run!"

Classes are drawn into one long line, with two people in each row.Liu Yao lined up with Jia Shengli, and Liu Zhiming lined up with Ma Zheng. They ran along the campus to the main road outside, trotting along with the team in front.

Running from school all the way to the suburbs, needless to say, even driving would take at least an hour and a half.And to get students back on time the next morning, speed has to be increased.

The instructor shouted slogans to ask all the staff to keep pace, and observed whether there were any laggards in the team.The smell of unwashed shampoo on the three brothers was too strong, and Liu Yao had the urge to vomit while running.

"Brother Liu, are you okay? Your face is a little pale?"

Jia Shengli approached Liu Yao, and the smell became stronger. Liu Yao retched twice while covering his mouth, and waved his hand at Jia Shengli.

"Ah, I also think the smell is a bit strong." Jia Shengli wrapped his hair with a white towel hanging around his neck, and put a big cap on the outside to suppress the smell at least a little.

There are people who can't keep up on the road. The closer you get to the suburbs, the longer the line will be, and the heavier your steps will be.In the scorching summer, even at night it was still very hot, the uniform was stuck on his body, and his feet were blistered. Just a second before he was about to run away, the instructor ordered him to rest on the spot.

"I'm exhausted!"

"I don't want to go to college!"

"Dog instructor!"

The team stopped on the sidewalk, lying staggered in a large area.Regardless of whether the ground is dirty or not, just lie on the ground.

The instructor held up a flashlight and scanned the crowd to count the number of people.Then take the walkie-talkie and report to the battalion commander.

The voice came from the walkie-talkie, and one of the instructors could be faintly heard reporting that a person was lost in the next door.

The person who manages the academy seems to be called Yu Bin.

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