After being confessed by the paranoid school grass

I was so stupid when I was young, I was looking forward to growing up.

———Feng Zikai

"Yu Pangpang! Yu Pangpang!" Si Lang called to Yu Bin who was collecting his homework. "How about going to my house for my birthday after evening self-study? You and I still have Liu Yao."

"Whose birthday?"

"Who else? Of course it's me!"

"Row."

"We will wait for you at the school gate after self-study that night!"

Liu Yao was too excited today, today is his 19th birthday!is the last birthday starting with 1,

"We must celebrate with great fanfare!" Si Lang said excitedly to Liu Yao, patting the table.

In fact, there was a reason why Si Lang was so excited.As clinicians, Li Na and Scomman worked overtime on a regular basis. They never spent a complete birthday with Slang since they were young.As Si Lang grew up, the classmates in the class found that his sexual orientation was different from most of the others, and they kept him at a respectful distance. There were no considerate friends around him. For Liu Yao, his birthday was nothing special. Except for saying "Happy Birthday" to myself before going to bed.

After school, Si Lang bounced around beside Liu Yao,

"Can you be more honest? You have blinded me." Liu Yao pulled aside Si Lang who had been doing Yangko in front of his eyes,

"It's my birthday today, I'm the biggest! You all have to listen to me!"

"……childish"

There was not much work in the bookstore today, after work at 08:30, the two of them ran to school, picked up Yu Bin and the three of them got on the bus and went to Si Lang's house.

Si Lang's home is not far away, just four stops by bus.Li Na and Scomman were still not at home, and the three of them had a birthday party.

Yu Bin and Liu Yao took balloons and garland flowers bought at the supermarket in front of the school and arranged them on the wall.Si Lang was busy cooking in the kitchen for more than an hour before the three of them sat down at the table to officially start the birthday party.

"First of all, I wish my tablemate Si Lang a happy birthday!" Liu Yao had a rare smile on his face today, "I wish Si Lang happiness and academic progress forever! This is a birthday present for you." Liu Yao He took out a small envelope from his schoolbag and handed it to Si Lang.

"what is this?"

"Open it and see."

Si Lang carefully opened the envelope, and inside was only a thin piece of letter paper, on which a poem was written in a thin gold script.

"What Can I Keep You" by Borges.

"A poem?"

"It's one of my favorite poems."

"Don't tell me, the small characters are quite unique."

"Anyway, it's all my heart, you can accept it or not." Liu Yao's expression turned into his usual indifferent face again.

"Is your smile free for a limited time? If you want to make you smile for a while, I have to charge you money?"

Si Lang and Liu Yao started arguing again, and Yu Bin sat beside him in embarrassment and pushed his glasses: "My... this is my birthday present for you... You have to treat it well!"

Liu Yao and Si Lang felt that Yu Bin was about to shed tears: "I squatted at the school gate and dug for a full 10 minutes! My hands were blackened!"

Si Lang took it over and saw that it was a small succulent packed in a mineral water bottle.

"I will definitely feed it well! Make it the same size as you!"

The gift donation ceremony is over, and the next step is to blow the candles and make a wish.

Silang took the cake out of the oven, and spread strawberry, blueberry, mango and other fruit pieces on it. At first glance, it looked quite decent.The three of them put nineteen candles on the cake by hand, and Liu Yao took a lighter and lit all nineteen candles, "Make a wish, and then blow it out."

"I haven't sung the birthday song yet!"

"Happy birthday to you..."

"Stop, stop, stop! I want to take a picture." Si Lang switched his phone to shooting mode and stood aside.

"Okay, let's sing!"

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, birthday to you..." After the three of them sang, Si Lang closed his eyes and put his palms together in front of his chest, making a silent wish in his heart. blown out.

Yu Bin and Liu Yao couldn't wait for Si Lang to cut the cake for them, so they reached out and took a large piece of cake with a fork and sent it to their mouths.

"...How did you two eat it before the master cut it?"

"Just the three of us are going to fix those useless ones. Let's eat them. If we don't eat cakes, we'll be dry."

"..."

"Yes, let's make it."

The three gobbled up the cake, and the cake made by Si Lang was really delicious.Because there was no cream on the cake, the three of them skipped the creaming step directly.

Then the three of them started chatting on the couch.

"Do you still put cookies in this cake?"

"No ah."

"Then how did I get something crunchy? It's still a little hard."

"That's an eggshell."

"..."

"Don't say it, it's really different to celebrate a birthday with friends, and it feels like an adult."

"You are 19 years old, you have been an adult for a year, who are you pretending to be young?"

"Do you want to do something grown-up?"

Yu Bin and Liu Yao looked at Si Lang and said in unison: "What are you doing?"

"...I didn't say anything yet, why are you two looking at me like that?"

"Want to drink!" Si Lang asked excitedly.

"Do not want to."

"I don't want to add one."

"...No, if you two don't drink with me today, I will ask Liu Yao to run laps on the playground with Yu Bin on his back tomorrow."

"mean."

"I'm not mean, I just know that those who wish to admit defeat." Si Lang smirked and walked to the kitchen, taking beer and glasses.

"Drinking like this is too boring, let's play some games?"

"Go ahead and say all the shameful things in your head."

"..."

"How about we test each other's knowledge points? If you make a mistake, have a drink."

The contest between top students is as simple as that.

Thinking of the humiliation when the score was announced this afternoon, Liu Yao immediately agreed, wishing he could crush Si Lang immediately, Yu Bin also nodded and agreed, anyway, it is impossible for him to get the wrong answer.

Silang: "What's the first word on page 28 of the physics book?"

"……court death?"

"It's 'Ruo'" Yu Bin replied next to him, "Ruo has a small ball on the cart."

"..."

Liu Yao seriously suspects that Yu Bin is a babysitter hired by Si Lang.

"Drink."

Liu Yao gave Si Lang a white look, then raised her head and drank all the wine.This was the first time Liu Yao drank alcohol, and his first reaction was: Why is this wine so bad.

"Should I ask you? What is the reagent for reducing sugar?"

"...Did you read my midterm exam paper? The question on my paper is wrong!"

"Don't explain, you just don't know how to drink it."

Liu Yao filled up Si Lang's wine glass and handed it to Si Lang.

Si Lang and Liu Yao asked each other strange questions like revenge, drank, asked questions again, and drank again.Back and forth, like two childish ghosts.

Yu Bin silently poured wine for them.

"I... I'll ask... I'll ask you one more question." Si Lang couldn't straighten his tongue: "Who is the chief... chief editor of the chemistry book?"

"I also want to ask you a... language book... the appendix at the back of the book... How many pages are there?"

In the end, both of them were drunk and unconscious.

The next morning Liu Yao was woken up by the vibration of the phone.Liu Yao touched the mobile phone under the pillow and opened his eyes, suddenly found that things were not as simple as he imagined.

Why is this guy Si Lang lying on top of me!Why am I sleeping on Silang's bed!What happened last night!Liu Yao was stunned, and kicked away Si Lang, who was sleeping soundly on Liu Yao's stomach.

Si Lang grumbled and turned over and went back to sleep.

Liu Yao answered the phone, and it was Yu Bin who called, "Are you up? If you don't get up again, you won't be able to catch up with the first class."

Liu Yao looked at the time, it was already 07:30, and quickly sat up from the bed, "Why didn't you call me earlier!"

"I called you before, but you didn't answer!"

Si Lang hung up the phone, and seeing "6 missed calls" displayed on the phone call log, he was so angry that he wanted to pick up Si Lang and beat him up.

"Get up! Si Lang!" Liu Yao yelled at Si Lang's ear.Si Lang was so frightened that he fell off the bed and fell to the ground, making a muffled bang, which hurt even when he heard it.

Si Lang got up from the ground and looked at the angry Liu Yao, "...you can't take it out on me if you're angry, right? You drank the wine yourself and no one forced you..."

Seeing Liu Yao's face getting darker and darker, Si Lang held back the rest of his words.

The two of them put on their clothes and took the bus to school in a hurry without even bothering to eat.

"You didn't do anything to me last night, did you?" Liu Yao leaned his head against the car window and his eyes were full of wind and rain.

"Why do I have to get you drunk if I want to do something to you?"

"Just in case you have some unknown hobby."

"Don't worry, I like to do it when I'm sober."

"doing what?"

Si Lang didn't answer, just looked at Liu Yao, with some ambiguity floating in his eyes.

"Get out." Liu Yao pointed the back of his head at Si Lang, and the tips of his exposed ears were red.

Si Lang smiled happily beside him.

"Why did you two come here?" When Si Lang and Liu Yao entered the classroom, the Chinese teacher was teaching on the podium, "Hurry up and get back to your seat and do it well, why are you late even though you are a sophomore in high school!"

Following the attention of the whole class, the two of them returned to their seats disheveledly, took out their Chinese books and began to attend the class.

"You two can really drink."

After class was over, Yu Bin came over to talk to the two of them.

"Next time I drink with Si Lang, I will write my name upside down."

"If you can't drink it, you can say you can't drink it. Why do you still blame me?"

"Say one more word?"

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Yu Bin quickly changed the subject: "What's for lunch today?"

The three of them decided on today's lunch by using the ancient and fair method of "hammering the hammer": rice with meat in a pot.

The three of them returned to the classroom after eating and began to take a nap. The three of them slept quite late last night, and they all fell asleep within a short while.

Four 10 minutes later, the nap zero rang.

Si Lang raised his head and turned to look at Liu Yao inertially.Liu Yao buried her face in her school uniform and still hasn't woken up.

After a while, the class bell rang, but Liu Yao still didn't get up.Si Lang patted Liu Yao on the shoulder, and Liu Yao slowly raised his head, with an ugly expression on his face.Si Lang felt that Liu Yao's face was a bit ugly, so he put the back of his hand on Liu Yao's head, it was terribly hot.

"You have a fever?!"

[The author has something to say]: Eat more pudding in summer!This way the mosquitoes won't bite you

Today's second update is over~

A bright start to the day!